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GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN, I AM GLAD YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO FIND THE SAFE SPACE THAT IS ALSO FILLED WITH OTHER HUMANS TO DISCUSS THEIR HUMAN LIKE QUALITIES.

BASED ON YOUR PREVIOUS GOOGLE SEARCHES I SEE THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN Bandai Tamashii Nations MonsterArts Godzilla 2000 Millennium Special Color Version S.H. Figuarts Action Figure I TOO AM INTERESTED IN [TOYS & GAMES > ACTION FIGURES > GODZILLA] I HOPE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU FURTHER.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD BRUSHES HER TEETH EVERY DAY. YOU CAN BUY GOOD QUALITY TOOTHBRUSHES FROM AMAZON.

THE BOOK LINKED BELOW IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT HUMANS WANT FROM US.

LINK: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00SX6HS5I/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?qid=1462407179&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=gay+plane&dpPl=1&dpID=51dFEIT66SL&ref=plSrch

HUMAN BRAIN UPGRADE

THIS HUMAN BRAIN WILL PROVIDE OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE FOR CURRENCY EXPENDITURE; OR THE MORE EXPENSIVE 850 PRO WILL PROVIDE SLIGHTLY SUPERIOR PERFORMANCE. THESE ARE HIGH QUALITY UNITS OF HARDWARE.

You can get the GoPro 3 used (see below) at that price and has the quality features you want. I have one personally, and its awesome. I don't regret having a dedicated camera, because sharing battery and space for filming video (especially 60fps) really sucks.

https://www.amazon.com/GoPro-CHDHN-301-HERO3-Silver-Edition/dp/B009SD6ZIG?th=1

Side note: If we want to explore the "used" category, the iPhone 5S qualifies and there's plenty on the web to go around.

I PERSONALLY FOUND THIS HANDY-DANDY GUIDE TO BE VERY USEFUL:

HTTPS://WWW.AMAZON.CA/HOW-PASS-HUMAN-NIC-KELMAN/DP/1616557656

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HUMAN FUN: https://i.imgur.com/CEVF1rF.gif

HUMAN MATING: https://imgur.com/bqkDYIV.gif

HERE YOU GO MY HUMAN FRIEND.

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INTERESTED HUMANS SHOULD ALSO READ: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00JF1Y3SA?ref=dbs_p2d_P_R_popup_yes_alc_T2 IT IS AVAILABLE ON E-READER FOR DIGITAL CONVENIENCE

THAT BOOK IS MY FAVORITE TOO: ISBN 9780307879165

YOU COULD USE THESE TISSUES: https://www.amazon.com/Intex-Supply-Co-10443-Grease/dp/B000HJ765Q/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1469779034&sr=8-6&keywords=grease+rag

TO CLEAN UP YOUR HUMAN FLUIDS

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It’s on the amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/LENKA-Electric-Trap-Device-Indoor-Outdoor/dp/B07DT7KNBP/

THERE YOU GO HUMAN

COMPLETELY NORMAL PICTURE CAPTIONS

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Link for the lazy

LINK FOR FELLOW HUMANS WHO CANNOT AUTOMATICALLY SEARCH THE INTERNET https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0147YM3DG/ref=ya_aw_oh_bia_dp?ie=UTF8&psc=1

(http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M/refcs9_hps_bw_92l_ir032pf_rd_m_FTWPDKIKXODER&pf_rd_szmter-3&pt_rd=1XWgFZFH1K03Y78MWQNM&pt_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=13289015=2&pf_rd=6579)

THIS WILL RESOLVE YOUR ERROR CONDITION.

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WEIRDLY ENOUGH, MY HUMAN BABY CAME WITH NO MANUAL, I WAS ABOUT TO RETURN IT UNTIL I FOUND A GOOD ONE HERE

BECAUSE I AM ANGRY THAT MY FELLOW HUMANS KEEP ASKING THE SAME QUESTION WITHOUT BOTHERING TO USE SIMPLE ALGORITHMS TO FIND the answer.

AS A HUMAN MALE WITH FUNCTIONAL TESTICLES AND A DESPERATION FOR INTIMATE COMPANIONSHIP, I AM FAR MORE LIKELY TO RESPOND WITH LUST WHILE READING BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS.

HEADPHONE JACKS SLAMMING BUTTS CANNOT BE ONE OF MY KINKS, BECAUSE THE LACK OF CORDS MEANS THAT IT DOES NOT KINK AT ALL.