(Part 2) Top products from r/wtf
We found 75 product mentions on r/wtf. We ranked the 2,534 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
21. Mavala Stop Deterrent Nail Care Treatment | Stop Putting Fingers In Your Mouth | For Ages 3+ | 0.3 Fl Oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 5
MAVALA STOP NAIL CARE: Stop putting fingers in your mouth with our deterrent treatment nail polish. Works effectively for kids or adults to help allow nails to grow healthier and discourage putting fingers in your mouthGET HEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL NAILS: Keep your nails healthy, strong, and nice looking. ...
22. What's Your Poo Telling You?: (Funny Bathroom Books, Health Books, Humor Books, Funny Gift Books)
Sentiment score: 2
Number of reviews: 5
Look before you flush!Like a snowflake, each poo is wonderfully unique. But what does it mean?Hardcover; 96 pgs.
23. Liquid Ass
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 5
Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from ChinaHighly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spraySmells like Ass; Only worse30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissionsExcellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games beginSimple application...
24. Safe Baby Handling Tips
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
parentsbabiesstrategiesbaby choreschild rearing
25. Bottom Buddy Toilet Tissue Wiping Aid :: 11" Personal Hygiene Wand - Patented Sure Grip Design - Ergonomic Curved Handle for People with Limited Range of Motion :: With Discreet Carry Bag
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
Restores Your Independence: No one likes asking for help with bathroom hygiene when they have problems reaching. The media have praised this toilet aid that lets you care for yourself in total privacy.Unique Sure-Grip Toileting Aid: Accept no substitutes. Only Bottom Buddy has a patented rounded hea...
26. Lifehammer Brand Safety Hammer - The Original Emergency Escape and Rescue Tool with Seatbelt Cutter, Made in The Netherlands
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 4
THE ORIGINAL - The original safety hammer since 1982. Don’t settle for a cheap imitation!DOUBLE-SIDED - Hardened steel hammer-head for easily breaking non-laminated side car windows.SEAT BELT CUTTER - Ultra sharp knife slices through every seat belt with ease.MOUNTING BRACKET - Includes a mounting...
28. Underground Exterminator Mole and Gopher Killer - Car Exhaust Pipe Attachment to Gas and Exterminate Rodents Humanely - Kills Moles, Gophers, Skunks, Rats, Snakes and all Outdoor Underground Pests
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
Kills Rodents Painlessly Within Minutes, no waiting for them to get caught in the trapPressurized Fumes Go To The Rodent Who Must Breath; method proven in USA Veterinarian Study providing a fast and extremely effective humane solutionNo Touch Extermination Method; no need for messy cleanup, no Roden...
32. Pipedream Beatin' Barack Wind Up Toy Gag Gift
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
Unique Wind-Up DollPolitically Savvy GiftDurable DesignMakes a Perfect PresentA one-of-a-kind Novelty ItemWatch Him Stimulate His Own Package^Another Jerk Off In The White House^Wind Him Up And Watch Him Go
33. Doc Johnson Belladonna - Magic Hand - 11.5 Inch Hand and Forearm - For Vaginal or Anal Fisting - White
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 4
Measurements in inches, Total Length = 11.5, Insertable Length = 11.5, Max Width (Diameter) = 2.7, Max Girth (Circumference) = 8.48Stunningly Realistic and Lifelike Toy was Expertly Molded from the Hand and Forearm of Adult Icon BelladonnaThe Magic Hand is optimally contorted in the "Duck-Billin...
35. Emergency!: True Stories From The Nation's ERs
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
36. Jobar Long Reach Comfort Wipe, White & Teal
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 4
Provides a sanitary way to securely grip toilet paper, tissues, and other personal hygiene wipesGreat solution for people who experience difficulty cleansing and wiping in hard to reach placesRelease button allows for sanitary disposal with no touching requiredEasy to cleanGreat for bariatric, li...
37. A Concise Introduction to World Religions
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 4
Used Book in Good Condition
39. Diamond HDMI Digital Audio/Video Cable W/ Ethernet Connection 5 meters
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
Diamond HDMI Digital Audio/Video Cable W/ Ethernet Connection (5M)
40. The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 4
CUSTOM ARTWEAR: Our apparel is designed by artists who create stunning works of art that come to life through rich and vibrant colors; these creative and life-like wolf tee shirts are unique and wearable masterpiecesFUN NOVELTY SHIRTS: These creations mimic our environment in a fun and novel way. Re...
Gotta love the reviews for it over at Amazon.
>This is a fantastic book. I don't know how I managed from day to day without it. For instance I was getting worried that zombies would take over my farm. I was relieved that this book explained to me that that was a different game altogether and that they are completely separate, and the zombies from the game I had not signed up for wouldn't rise.
I have found a number of tactics and techniques in this book that I am now able to use in real life.
This book has been a real lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done without it. I no longer have to cry myself to sleep at night, now that I have it for comfort.
It was able to provide enough instruction to be able to not only repair my car ( using the section on tractor maintenance ) but is able to advise me on other things such as choosing good combinations for my crops and self-defence techniques using only farming implements.
Without this book my life, and farm was incomplete.
Also noticed the 'Whats Your Poo Telling You' in the bottom left. They seem like wonderful people.
Is this from the same author as Safe Baby Handling Tips?? The art style looks somewhat similar, and that book is awesome.
I hope that it's the film version of this novel.
Goes great with [this book] (http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343889726&sr=8-1&keywords=what%27s+your+poo+telling+you)
Well, this one has better reviews.
http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Audio-Ethernet-Connection/dp/B003CT2A6I
I searched some of the text and found it. It's "Emergency!: True Stories from the Nation's ERs" by Mark Brown. It's here on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Emergency-True-Stories-Nations-ERs/dp/0312962657
They are from a book called Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips by David and Kelly Sopp. They make another one for newborns called Safe Baby Handling Tips
I buy these for my friends when they are expecting their first child.
I know you weren't asking me, but this delightfully informative bathroom reading material shared that little nugget with me.
haha it's on there
Oh neat, they're only $7.
Even better: this
Bottom Buddy
Also the people who viewed this item also viewed a vibrator with a suction cup end, and a vibrating wand fleshlight holder. Nice.
I wish it was photoshopped
Get yourself one of these. Hopefully it'll never come in handy. There are plenty of cheaper versions, this was just the first one that popped up
They actually make devices for this. I used to work with persons with disabilities and they make these plastic thingies (technical term) that hold the paper. I imagine someone like this might use a similar tool.
Example.
Life Hammer
It has a sharp point so a good hit will shatter that glass like nothing else.
Well, we got the diamond half down.
This belongs on a t-shirt, sorta like this
The Amazon.com reviews of Farmville for Dummies are hilarious.
Such gems as: "This book has been a real lifesaver. I don't know what I would have done without it. I no longer have to cry myself to sleep at night, now that I have it for comfort."
Edit: Wait, these reviews were done by you guys, weren't they?
Go to the book's page. This is the first recommended item. http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Mens-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A/ref=pd_sim_b_1
Available on Amazon:
Manning UE-12 Underground Exterminator
http://amzn.com/B0000BYDPE
amazon page http://www.amazon.com/Manning-Products-Inc-UE-12-Exterminator/dp/B0000BYDPE
And completely unnecessary, with the advent of a lovely substance called Liquid Ass (http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW)
The book, if you want to buy it.
Now, I'm not saying that it's fair to review a book based on one page. No, I'm not saying that at all...
They have it on amazon
Shut up and take my money.
Maybe one of these is in her purse?
Then do it man !
Edit: stoner misspell
Let me introduce to you, Liquid Ass.
On this same note: liquid ass everywhere.
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NSFW, obvo
It's actually Belladonna's
The comments for this * http://www.amazon.com/Diamond-Digital-Ethernet-Connection-meters/product-reviews/B003CT2A6I/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
one needs this: http://www.amazon.com/Living-XL-Bottom-Buddy/dp/B000G39ZIY
Amazon.
https://www.amazon.ca/Mavala-Biting-Thumb-Sucking-Ounces/dp/B0000YUXI0
Mavala
From the book: http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915/ref=pd_sim_b_1
http://www.amazon.ca/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824
It's just relabeled artwork from this book
you should probably read http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick/dp/097624988X
http://www.amazon.com/The-Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick/dp/097624988X
Not quite.
I thought this was a joke. Turns out it's for real: http://www.amazon.com/Olivia-Goes-Venice-Ian-Falconer/dp/1416996745
$7 on Amazon.
Ahem
Why not write a review on Amazon...
http://www.amazon.com/Concise-Introduction-World-Religions/dp/0195422074
Or this : https://www.amazon.ca/Mavala-Biting-Thumb-Sucking-Ounces/dp/B0000YUXI0
Here is the book on Amazon if anyone wants to review it....
http://www.amazon.com/Mavala-Stop-Biting-Sucking-0-3-Fluid/dp/B0000YUXI0
There is this for those hard to reach places.
It's pretty cheap too
It's the more polite version of this, and this comes in convenient 4 packs if you have an extra wide ass hole
Don't tell me you've never heard of Comfort Wipe! http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8
Reminds me of "101 uses for a dead cat" (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0517545160) that a friend of mine had when I was a kid...
I may be wrong but I recall reading that bears generally have pretty bad vision to begin with, and that hearing and smell are their strongest senses. Perhaps a bottle of Liquid Ass and an airhorn are in order, at least you'd die hilariously.
My dad has a book called 101 Uses for a Dead Cat but I doubt Reddit would like it.
I gotta say it. WTF. If you read the comments for this book on Amazon, 2 of the 9 comments are actually about the book. The rest? Assessments of the seller. AMAZON.
Fucking ebay.
http://www.amazon.com/Concise-Introduction-World-Religions/product-reviews/0195422074/ref=pr_all_summary_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
What's the world coming to? Not what you expect. The fact that only one person wrote this and selling it on amazon while everyone is hating it means the world is still very much sane.
http://www.amazon.com/Olivia-Goes-Venice-Ian-Falconer/product-reviews/1416996745/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_hist_one?ie=UTF8&filterBy=addOneStar&showViewpoints=0
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Anyone suffering from this should give Mavala Stop a try.
Yes, and unfortunately no.
Oh, this again.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1416996745/#reader_1416996745
I remember some Reddit thread in the past where people went on for ages about the pigs were a reference to Animal Farm... which was all bullshit given that it's just the style of the whole series the author does.
Heard of ["101 used for a dead cat?"] (http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160)
I thought this was a joke until I looked it up on Amazon. WTF, this game is for dummies, why do they need even more instructions. Don;t you just click and do stuff like Sim City or that little fake pet thing?
Are you being facetious, or do you really think you can break a car window with your bare hands, Rambo? From personal experience, car windows are tough, and I had to really work at it to crack one with a tire iron. The average person can't just punch it and have it fall apart. The glass is tempered.
That's why they make these suckers for if you're in an accident and trapped in your car: http://www.amazon.com/LifeHammer-Original-Emergency-Hammer-Orange/dp/B000BN3A4Y
Use One of these [extenders] (http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9367830-0286509)
Which reminded me of the best Extender story.
It is from a blogger . She removed it after getting loads of rude comments, mostly blaming Reddit They made fun of it regularly at /r/fatpeoplestories
> Morbid Obesity and Toilet Hygiene This post is not for the squeamish and/or faint-hearted. You have been warned.
>I'm going to share one of the worst, if not the worst, thing about being this obese -dealing with toilet hygiene. Or rather, the common lack thereof. The mechanics are that I just can't reach to wipe myself. Either fore or aft.
>I have a sponge on a stick that I use for wiping aft. Or rather, that my husband uses to wipe me. He is very laid back about it all, but it hurts and embarrasses me to have to have him take care of something so intimate and frankly, disgusting. When he is not at home, I can contort myself just enough to use it. One hand on the tub rim, the other holding the stick. I dig under my huge apron, brace my arm on the toilet rim and squirm a bit. It's not nearly as neat and hygienic as when hubby does it as I have to bring the dirty sponge forward past my fore and belly. There is no "front to back" wiping except when hubby does it.
>When I am out of the house, I simply have to do without wiping. We call it having "poopy butt." I can't use the sponge myself since there isn't a tub rim to brace myself on. And family unisex bathrooms are rare. Even if I could use the sponge alone while out, where would I rinse it? At home, I use the tub. I couldn't bear to rinse my sponge at a common bathroom sink and I'm not about to put the sponge in a Ziploc to rinse hours later. Ugh.
>I simply do without fore wipes. I don't want to use the sponge that wipes my aft to wipe my fore. So, I wear absorbent cotton underwear when I'm out and sit on a sheet on the couch at home. Only after a shower do I ever feel clean and my underwear is too awful to discuss. I've have a few urinary tract infections in the last couple of years and I get painfully raw at times.
>Why am I sharing something so intimate and private? Because sometimes I get the impression that people think that we morbidly obese people are unmotivated to lose weight. That we LIKE being this heavy and eating "all we want." This is the ugly side of living with super morbid obesity. It's not pretty and it's not fun and it's no way to live