Reddit reviews Accoutrements Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

And for those of you with cats who don't already come with a unicorn horn, you can buy one separately

Haha it's not like he's extremely against it or anything, I always send him links to random cat stuff that I argue Dany (cat) "needs," like ridiculous cat towers or this. It's more of me teasing him than anything else, though I am knitting her a scarf now. :]

the only this better than this product in action is its amazon reviews

Let's be honest, the cat in the advertisement doesn't seem to love it either

Would a vulva be off limits?

Yea? Bummer... Better check out something else like the Thug Kitchen cook book which is more really cool cook book than gag gift: http://www.amazon.com/Thug-Kitchen-Official-Cookbook-Like/dp/1623363586/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1459371336&sr=8-1&keywords=thug+kitchen

Or maybe poo poo pourri! I love these things: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=poo+poo+pourri&sprefix=poo+poo%2Caps%2C430


Or maybe an inflateable unicorn horn for her cat!!!

link for the lazy

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

Not to make this all about me, but I just can't get over how grumpy this cat looks...

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1457477424&sr=8-1&keywords=cat+unicorn+horn

ETA: This features another George Takei review, so it is certified weird and screwy.

I think they meant "unicorn liar" and someone put these on a kitty. http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

I think he meant http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

this

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG my cat had one, but destroyed it lol

1. Something that is grey. (Wish List)
   
2. Something reminiscent of rain. (Music)
   
3. Something food related that is unusual. (Candy/Snacks)
   
4. Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. Tell me who it's for and why. (Yes, pets count!) Breath mints for my doggies because they like to lick my face, which is gross when their breath stinks. (Pumpkin/Petey)
   
5. A book I should read! I am an avid reader, so take your best shot and tell me why I need to read it! I read a free sample, and it is absolutely hilarious! (books)
   
6. An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related!
   
7. Something related to cats. I love cats! (keep this SFW, you know who you are...) (Pumpkin/Petey)
   
8. Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it.
   
9. A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. Why? It teaches that you must face the demons of your past in order to achieve inner peace. And it's hilarious. (Wish List)
   
10. Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. Explain.
    
11. Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals.
    
12. One of those pesky Add-On items. (Wish List)
    
13. The most expensive thing on your list. Your dream item. Why? We currently have a similar set, but two of the springs have fallen out under my seat, and the back cushion covering is pulling apart. This would be to replace those. (Nice things I don't need right now)
    
14. Something bigger than a bread box. EDIT A bread box is typically similar in size to a microwave. I think this is bigger than a bread box... (Wish List)
    
15. Something smaller than a golf ball. (Wish List)
    
16. Something that smells wonderful.
    
17. A (SFW) toy. (Wish List)
    
18. Something that would be helpful for going back to school. (Wish List)
    
19. Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be. This combines two of my current obsessions - reading and My Little Pony. (Books)
    
20. Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. Explain why it is so grand.
    
    Fear cuts deeper than swords.

for the kitty!! i think it's so cute get your zoo on gurl zoos are so fun :) i went and saw lions and tigers and dolphins a few weeks ago it was so awesome

oh i also found this puzzle

For jousting sessions between my animals... chocolate

http://www.amazon.com/Honest-Amish-Beard-Balm-Conditioner/dp/B009NNFB0O

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

Not sure if they'll get there in time.

Do you have a cat? If yes you should get http://amzn.com/B00BPMMQDG .
If you don't have one just get an epic cat t-shirt http://amzn.com/B0077RT46K.
Then take a picture of it, post it on reddit and get tons of karma.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00BPMMQDG/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_6?colid=36GQC3I4W7DBK&coliid=I35IRP1QR1N2WT

My cat will rock the crap outta this unicorn horn! Thanks for the contest!

https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

Cats LOVE IT - but look at his face on the box HAHA

https://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/045149492X/ref=pd_sim_21_6?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=045149492X&pd_rd_r=T20SYJPVCPRNKS2RS18Y&pd_rd_w=7Ny4u&pd_rd_wg=NrHsP&psc=1&refRID=T20SYJPVCPRNKS2RS18Y

this one is clearly important....

Thing 1: Shrek Shower Sponge

Thing 2: A Baloney Sandwich Wall Decal

Thing 3: Unicorn Horn for Cats

Under 20 from me

Have you ever said to yourself, "Boy, I wish my cat were a unicorn right now"? Well, your days of wishing are over, and your days of having your wishes granted are just getting started! Now you can own a little unicorn whenever you need to, with this handy inflatable unicorn horn!

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

This one's definitely my favorite review item.

You can buy them on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374183433&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorn+cat

It was this item here
https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=cat+unicorn+horn&qid=1569757420&s=gateway&sr=8-2

I mean is it coming on its own private plane or something

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have fun with this

MY, WHAT MAJESTIC CREATURES

Edit: OP really ought to add these photos to the Amazon listing for the product.

A unicorn horn for your cat. Because c'mon, is there really anything better than a cat with a unicorn horn?

Did you know that if you type "unicorn horn" into Google the 5th autocomplete is "unicorn horn for cats"?

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG

The reviews are the best part. I could read them all day.

Only if your boss is against unicorns.

https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-Inflatable-Unicorn-Horn-Cats/dp/B00BPMMQDG