(Part 2) Best cardboard cutouts according to redditors

The only thing more dreamy about Paul Rudd is more Paul Rudd.

I think I know what I’m buying for the holidays!

Paul Rudd Life Size Cutout https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079DR7G3S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_.qP2Db3727Y01

Mine was Bob ross


https://www.amazon.com/Bob-Ross-Painting-Advanced-Cardboard/dp/B06XXPF63Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=shrek+shrine&qid=1573047790&sr=8-1

Here's a life size Gary Johnson cutout for $40

Amazon's got your back

I got ya. Add an exilecon badge and no one will suspect anything.

Diesen sympathischen jungen Kerl https://www.amazon.de/dp/B01MQYDBZJ/ref=cm_sw_r_wa_apa_i_4cYYDbDC9VC0E

I've got Jessica if anyone else wants to pitch in for beer.

How about this?

Wir haben damals für Kloppo in der Bank gefragt. War nach der Werbe-Aktion über. Ü

Oder so: https://www.amazon.de/Fan-Pack-Lebensgrosse-Pappfiguren-Stehplatzinhaber/dp/B01MFEYS1V

[80 bucks plus shipping (thank me later)] (https://www.amazon.com/Alison-Brie-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01AKC5796)

This is probably too spendy just to get some cheap revenge but putting one of these in your room would probably scare the piss out of him.

You can! While most of the discussion was verbal, I wrote up a letter that my boss could use to justify it!

>To whom it may concern,

>I write to you today to justify the expense of purchasing a lifesize cardboard cutout of PBS’ The Joy of Painting star, Bob Ross. Bob Ross was the host of The Joy of Painting for 31 seasons across 11 years. During those 11 years, Bob invited and encouraged viewers to paint along with him, reassuring them that with enough confidence and effort, anyone could paint. His persona has lived on and he is now known far and wide as a wholesome, uplifting personality.

>It is my opinion that the presence of such a welcoming individual would be a pleasant addition to our office space. Having such an individual around would help increase team building, reduce stress, and make our work environment more lighthearted. It is with that in mind that I make the following request: for the company to cover an expense for a life-sized cardboard cutout of Bob Ross.

>At the bottom of this letter is a link to our requested cutout. We find that the cost of our request is quite modest in comparison to how much it will benefit our office. It is our hope that you will agree with us and allow us to bring a little piece of The Joy of Painting into our daily lives.

>https://www.amazon.com/Advanced-Graphics-Friend-Cardboard-Standup/dp/B07HHG4QZK/ref=sm_n_au_dka_US_pr_con_1_1?adId=B07HHG4QZK&creativeASIN=B07HHG4QZK&linkId=64ae7b8fa3da2f1862d2c927ee12e07e&tag=twoinchbrush-20&linkCode=w41&ref-refURL=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.twoinchbrush.com%2Fblog%2Farticle%2Fbob-ross-and-machine-learning%2F&slotNum=0&imprToken=p.fKgLySahghPJvomQGG5A&adType=smart&adMode=auto&adFormat=grid&impressionTimestamp=1541530108460

>Thank you,

>(Me, on behalf of my team)

Thanks for hosting!

1/ [Blue Gems] (https://www.amazon.com/Royal-Blue-Glass-Gems-Lbs/dp/B01N099J9L/ref=sr_1_90?ie=UTF8&qid=1525073186&sr=8-90&keywords=Blue)

2/ [Summer Glau lifesize cut out] (https://www.amazon.com/Summer-Glau-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01GFTFZ7W/ref=sr_1_17_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525073282&sr=8-17-spons&keywords=Summer+glau&psc=1)

3/ [Edible Black Scorpion] (https://www.amazon.com/Newport-Jerky-Company-Edible-Scorpion/dp/B01HBWI4Z2/ref=sr_1_30_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1525073506&sr=8-30&keywords=weird+food) You get to decide if you're going to eat the nippy end or the stabby end :(

4/ [The Crochet Bible] (https://www.amazon.com/Crochet-Stitch-Bible-Illustrated-Contemporary/dp/0785830480/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1525073623&sr=8-12&keywords=crochet) to /u/AngryBirdWife because she is the nicest of left handed hookers!

5/ [Skull Session by Daniel Hect] (https://www.amazon.com/Skull-Session-Daniel-Hecht/dp/1582344965/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1525073688&sr=1-1&keywords=skull+session&dpID=51DNFgSPgXL&preST=_SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_&dpSrc=srch) Because it is the most awesome of thrillers and intrigue!

6/ [Japanese Lilac Seeds] (https://www.amazon.com/White-Japanese-Seeds-Extremely-Fragrant/dp/B00PCPCBVO/ref=sr_1_4?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1525074465&sr=1-4&keywords=seeds)

7/ [Doggy Nail clippers] (https://www.amazon.com/White-Japanese-Seeds-Extremely-Fragrant/dp/B00PCPCBVO/ref=sr_1_4?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1525074465&sr=1-4&keywords=seeds)

8/ [Life size Nicolas Cage cut out] (https://www.amazon.com/Nicolas-Cage-Cutout-Celebrity-Cutouts/dp/B01N00HSTN/ref=sr_1_6?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1525074752&sr=1-6&keywords=nicolas+cage+cut+out)

9/ [The Original Blade Runner] (https://www.amazon.com/Blade-Runner-Final-Cut-Blu-ray/dp/B073C1ZYW9/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1525074823&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=Blade+Runner+original&psc=1) First version is alwys best version!

10/ [Survival shovel] (https://www.amazon.com/Military-Multitool-Backpacking-Entrenching-Emergency/dp/B01HM80KN4/ref=sr_1_3?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1525074876&sr=8-3&keywords=utility+shovel&dpID=4169CuQ8mzL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch) it digs! it defends! it fishes! its sturdy and light weight!

11/ [A new mattress] (https://www.amazon.com/Tuft-Needle-Supportive-Certi-PUR-Certified/dp/B00QBZ265U/ref=sr_1_4?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1525075016&sr=1-4&keywords=mattress&refinements=p_n_size_browse-bin%3A368699011%2Cp_n_feature_five_browse-bin%3A8517627011) The bed I sleep in is terrible and I'm pretty sure it doesn't help with the insomnia I have. If I could correct my sleep I'd actually probably start living a bit more instead of feeling so tired all the time and sleeping but not really resting.

12/ [Add on comb] (https://www.amazon.com/Conair-Anti-static-Detangling-Comb-Colors/dp/B002QF4UYY/ref=sr_1_63_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075158&sr=8-63&keywords=add%2Bon%2Bitems&th=1)

13/ [Seattle Seahawks pillow pet] (https://www.amazon.com/NFL-Seattle-Seahawks-Pillow-Pet/dp/B004V55SDE/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075243&sr=8-7&keywords=seattle+seahawks&dpID=51XGGTKfIHL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch) - I'm an Australian native but have been told by my PNW friends that I am now an adopted fan.

14/ [$132,561.00 Chandelier] (https://www.amazon.com/1800-Primo-Collection-Chandelier-Swarovski%C2%A8/dp/B073HFBC15/ref=sr_1_1?s=lamps-light&ie=UTF8&qid=1525075345&sr=1-1&keywords=chandelier) - Totally going to put this in the bathroom above the toilet.

15/ [Why not BOTH] (https://www.amazon.com/Party-Unicorn-Funny-Shark-T-shirt/dp/B073YMP4YH/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075437&sr=8-8&keywords=shark+shirt&dpID=41ZeiRzEx-L&preST=_SX342_QL70_&dpSrc=srch)

17/ [Nickelodeon Blast Radio] (https://www.amazon.com/Nickelodeon-Blaster-Alarm-Clock-Radio/dp/B00488JUL0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075490&sr=8-1&keywords=nickelodeon+clock&dpID=511IUhccNkL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch)

18/ [Music for writers] (https://www.amazon.com/Music-for-Writers/dp/B074CM1Q8S/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075532&sr=8-9&keywords=writers+motivation)

19/ [I'll always be obsessed with green coloured things!] (https://www.amazon.com/wall26-Canvas-Wall-Art-Prints/dp/B00UVCFNGI/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075660&sr=8-20&keywords=green+wall+print)

20/ [ChamBONG] (https://www.amazon.com/Chambong-Glassware-rapid-Champagne-consumption/dp/B01916633G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1525075756&sr=8-3&keywords=chambong&dpID=315NnjGCZSL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch) Serriously wtf bahaha!

The mini cutout of Kanye is available on Amazon:
Kanye West (Hat) Mini Cutout https://www.amazon.com/dp/B011RWIX3U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xVL2Cb6C5KQQ9

Motion activated talking life size bob ross is only 55

https://www.amazon.com/Bob-Ross-Advanced-Cardboard-Activated/dp/B071G6LZTZ/ref=pd_sbs_201_6?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B071G6LZTZ&pd_rd_r=DMCZ115587FZZ4RCF5AD&pd_rd_w=VJZkl&pd_rd_wg=VEOz2&psc=1&refRID=DMCZ115587FZZ4RCF5AD

Value?

www.amazon.com

There ya go guy ;)

https://www.amazon.com/Ted-Cruz-Life-Size-Cutout/dp/B01DW6DPIC?psc=1&SubscriptionId=AKIAIZOIRRURDHXLEN3A&tag=vglnk-c102-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B01DW6DPIC

I want to put it in the bushes on Halloween.

Send this to wumbo

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$51 Star Cutouts, Shrek, Life-Size Cardboard Cutout Standup - 67 x 37 inches https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y12V3H2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_StBPDb4NRFNK3