(Part 2) Best douches according to redditors
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You fill it with water, shove the nozzle up your butthole and squeeze like you’re testing an avocado for ripeness. Don’t go crazy, it’s not a stress ball! Just clean out the immediate area. If it ends up taking your entire morning, you’ve douched your sigmoidal colon and you should basically just cancel your
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Enema Bag and bucket set
prepare for the most awkward delivery ever
I got you boo boo!
My favorite method is to get a shower shot. This is the one I have and I love it, but it’s VERY easy to cause a bigger problem with a shower shot than you had to begin with (explanation below.) I bought my shower shot along with this shower head which I can discreetly unscrew the handheld shower head and screw in my shower shot when I need to use it and none of my roommates have a clue that I just rinsed out my butthole. It also allows me to control the water pressure on the shower head.
The better method to start with would is to go to the pharmacy and get some Fleet Enemas. Enemas or a Bulb Douche are the preferred beginning option because it’s easier to control how much water you’re using.
So, as a few other people have mentioned douching isn’t always necessary. If you have enough insoluble fiber in your diet, your body will clean about 95% of the debris out on its own. Insoluble Fiber helps to add bulk to your stool and hold it all together so when you go to the bathroom, there aren’t any little pieces left behind up there. Do not mistake that with soluble fiber which draws more water into your colon. I still prefer to give it a quick swish just for peace of mind, confidence, and comfort.
When you douche as far as water is concerned, less is more. You ONLY want to rinse out your rectum. This is why Fleet Enemas are good because they’re designed to hold the right amount of fluid. You DO NOT want to use too much water as it can over-fill your rectum and spill into your colon. If that happens, you can douche until the water runs clear, and then 10 minutes later a brown slurry begins dropping into your once clean rectum and... it’s NOT GOOD! If possible, you want to douche, and later have sex, after you have a good solid bowel movement. So go bop bop, shower and douche multiple times with a few ounces of saline/water until the water you push out runs clear a few times. Then soap and shower as normal.
Do NOT have sex immediately after douching. Despite your best efforts, chances are there is still some leftover water/saline in your rectum which you want to give 30 minutes or so for your body to reabsorb what’s left behind or you might spring a leak!
Now, douching is great in my opinion BUT you do not want to douche all the time. Douching strips healthy mucuses out of your rectum which potentially could increase your risks of contracting STDs. Your rectum is also home to a whole biological ecosystem which is part of a healthy immune and digestive system. The general consensus from doctors that I’ve read is that if you’re JUST rinsing out a small section of your lower GI like your rectum, it’s probably not not much of a concern but why upset your gut biome at all if you don’t have to. Douching is great! But don’t over do it.
I think that about covers it! If I missed anything or you have any questions feel free to ask!!!
You want one (or perhaps several) of these. Screw on a bottle of water and go to town.
all of them are pretty good. I found this bulb on Amazon although I rarely ever have to use it.
Enema bottle with the laxative dumped out and filled with water works too. Fleet or off-brand, they're basically the same plastic bottle.
You should use an enema. There are enema kits you can hang on your wall and use it while laying on your side. There are also shower heads for cleaning your anus which is my favorite option because they're so convenient.
Here are some examples:
Enema bulb
Enema kit
Enema shower head
If you need an instruction, I found this one useful: https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/
> I am looking to be open to anal sex with a partner and was wondering what the best way to perform a "clean out" would be?
Eat fibre, learn your bowel rhythms. Some guys douche, but it's not always necessary. Probably a good idea for your first times. Practice with a toy so you're confident both of being clean and so you're not ridiculously tight.
> What is the easiest way to perform an enema in your opinion and is this the best choice?
Small douche bulb. A full enema is not what you want unless you're looking to get fisted or something...
IMO they're not usually necessary, but sometimes they are... go back to first point.
> Do LGBTQ members really stick together or is it more separated into everyone's own sexuality?
We tend to splinter along our romantic and sexual interests. Lesbians group together. Gender-benders and non-binary people group together. Gay men group together. Even gay men have subgroups -- femme and masc guys will form groups and mostly ignore the others.
> Are my friends even real if they don't accept my sexuality?
Probably not.
> Considering I am still in high school, should I be open with it only between my friends?
Don't come out if it isn't safe.
For most fucking - a quick rinse out with a douche bulb will do the trick. Hell, I know people that have used things meant to clean earwax out (little water-bulbs) to do a quick rinse of the ass.
There are a few levels of 'cleaning out'.
using a douche kit / bulb is fine, something like this - don't put the nossel very far up your ass, don't squeeze too hard - basically "flush out the immediate area". Even with a crappy low-fiber shit-diet, it shouldn't take you long to be good to fuck. But really, when considering a diagram of your colon like this - basically flushing out "#5" is your goal. If you have a high fibre diet, have had a solid shit earlier in the day - this can be like a 5-10 min process. If you have a shitty diet, and not regular BMs - might take 30-40 or so minutes. Basically you want it so once you squirt a little bit of water up your ass - nothing solid comes out when squirt it out.
again, above kit can be fine - but this is when you'd be considering larger toys / hands / etc - you might want to be a bit more thorough for this. But even so - you can usually do this pretty fast, and with the above diagram - you're going to be looking into wanting to flush out #4 also. That said, it can be easy to get into scenario where you end up forcing too much water into you, and going higher up into your system (#3/#2) - of which can take awhile to get things running clear. You will tend to go from a "flushing out well-formed solids" (basically what would of been your next shit), to a bit of flushing out clear, to "omg - I just gave myself diarrhea for an hour+ because I forced too much water up me" - then your dealing with a bit of brown-tide for awhile, and as much as it sucks - if you get to the brown-tide moment, it's best to wait until it's done before getting to fucking. (note: this may include taking breaks from rinsing out, letting your body work things out naturally without trying to force it out with more water).
Similar to above, although instead of the "accidentally got water too far up" - it's going into the "intentionally getting water far up" - this can be a rather long process at times. On the upside though - once done, you might be GTG for heavy ass-fucking for a day or two without worry.
That said, as someone that is new to anal sex / bottoming / etc - the "just fucking" is probably fine.
You don't need to adjust your diet/etc just to accommodate it. If you eat fairly clean as-is, high fiber, lots of fluids, etc - prep for anal sex can be a very quick process, and often be able to "risk it" without needing to slip out to the bathroom to freshen up.
If your diet is a bit crappy (no pun intended) - then it might take a little bit longer, but if your going for the "just fucking" level of clean - it still shouldn't take too long.
Over time - you will also get a bit more of a sense of your body - what's going on below the waist, and the level of effort it will take to get ready for sex.
Perhaps, the TMI/TLDR way of putting it
Being well hydrated can go a long way (simply drink more water) to making getting ready easier. Getting more fibre into your diet can help - either naturally through just hearty high-fibre fruit/vegetables/meals. If your diet kind of sucks - a bit of metamucil can go a long way to making cleaning out easier, but it's certainly not required.
for enema, I used to use just a simple enema bulb, but those are annoying as you have to keep refilling over and over. I found this on Amazon, and it really makes the process fast and simple. And the price is pretty cheap.
Speaking for the shit part, what's your diet like? Because if you're a lot of processed/fast foods, and drinking every night, that'll do it. You can try taking a glass of Metamucil in the morning to add some fiber to your diet, or just get a cheap douche from amazon, just clean out the colon real quick. https://www.amazon.com/Greatlevel-Medical-Cleaner-Enemator-Cleaning/dp/B074HCRXWK/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=enema&qid=1549928914&s=hpc&sr=1-5
https://www.amazon.com/Enema-Anal-Douche-Women-Silicone/dp/B07PZ3N382/ref=sr_1_24?crid=2S4E8HQKAAYQH&keywords=open%2Btop%2Benema%2Bbag&qid=1567590560&s=hpc&sprefix=enema%2Bopen%2Chpc%2C128&sr=1-24&th=1#customerReviews
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Try that bag out, fill it with 2 liters of warm saline solution. Man, I went 12 days once with no activity and that's probably the worst I've ever felt in my entire life, and this bag saved me. Fill it up, lie on your side and take in as much of the 2 liter saline that you possibly can while massaging your stomach on the floor. Once you've taken in as much water as you can, hold it in as long as you can until the urgency is just too great and rush to your toilet. You might have to do a few rounds because those turds can be so tightly compacted even this method takes some work. But I guarantee you will get relief.
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I know this post is pretty old but I assume it's an issue you're still dealing with, so good luck.
You’re hitting it from above. You may want to try hitting it from the other end.
You can get fleets enemas on Amazon.
You might also want to try a bag and bucket enema.
You could also try adding chia seeds to smoothies.
With this, you'll be clean in less than a minute:
https://www.amazon.com/Attachments-Aluminium-Vaginal-Colonic-Cleaning/dp/B07RTTYXRV/ref=sr_1_16?keywords=anal+shower&qid=1563012825&s=gateway&sr=8-16
This. She's never let me down before.
Although I'm curious how a shower head works... how do you get the water inside your hole?
I’m going to go out on a limb here and make a guess that your issue with your first experience was either pain or a mess. Anal play comes with prep time. You need to mentally prepare yourself for it to happen so you’re relaxed and the initial insertion pain is minimal. The next thing you need to do is prepare yourself physically. The first time many women will use an enema to clean themselves out. The trick is to not leave that in to long. If you only hold it for 3-5 minutes then you’re only cleaning out your lower bowels and you will have minimal mess. Once you’ve figured out how to do it I suggest getting an enema ball such as this and just use plain water and flush yourself out especially if you know it’ll be happening soon. That gets ride of the mess and fears that most women have when it comes to anal.
Relaxation and being clean gets you home free and the enjoyment and intensity of giving such a space to your Dom to claim will take your relationship to new depths.
Enjoy and be safe.
There are enema systems you can install in your shower. You don't have to be a plumber or anything to get them going. If you can't make modifications to your bathroom for whatever reason, I recommend an enema bucket. I have one and it works wonderfully. It's also portable, for when I'm playing in hotel rooms, dungeons, other homes, etc.
this is one option, there are cheaper ones too.
No problem . Also make sure you be careful for pushing air into your system . It can be VERY painful . It feels like a knife trying to cut it's way out . Also FYI you can find those bags on Amazon for like $20 bucks . I have one SIMILAR to this , it's a clear bag and with the flow control valve . I'm NOT recommending this one specifically but just to give you an idea what to look for .
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074BQFPXG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_aZY0CbA23CMB6