(Part 3) Best home drug tests according to redditors

That's really crazy. If you can spare the cash they sell portable breathlyzers. That would be fun to bust out next time she tries that. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R2X59A4/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B00R2X59A4&pd_rd_wg=pHhdD&pd_rd_r=93RWT8JJVZ8M8YX7T4VV&pd_rd_w=3VJyU

It sounds like she's legitamately worrying your wife with her games. If your wife is seriously worried about drunk driving then having a breathylizer isn't a bad idea for both of you, especially when your baby is in the car. It seems crazy but what your MIL is doing is crazy.

Aww man Debbie Downer! I assure you this one stayed accurate for the 9 months I had mine. The key is using it as directed. For example, one shouldn't drink or smoke 10 minutes prior and the machine does callibrate itself for 10-100 seconds prior. Granted one in a police station is much more accurate, but this is a novelty so as to have fun. Even if that's not your idea of fun, it's still a cool gadget for under $200 and more productive to this thread than your comment.

EDIT: http://www.amazon.com/AlcoHawk-Pro-Professional-Edition-Breathalyzer/dp/B000FJCX6U/ref=sr_1_18?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1406752387&sr=1-18

If it was just one of them I'd say it could be a genetic jackpot. All of them? No, they are using some kind of assistance. I've never seen anyone get that jacked in six months as a teenager. In high school I wrestled and guys would lift every day for years without ever getting to that degree of muscle until college - most guys just can't get huge like that at 16.

Force or trick him to pee in a cup if he's unable to talk about it, otherwise you and your dad absolutely need to force a conversation about it. There is a very high likelihood he is putting himself at huge risk, and at 16 he's equally likely to be convinced he knows all the risks and is mitigating them.

Also, tell him to vary his workout a bit. He has twig legs and his muscle shape implies he's spending too much time isolating specific muscles in the gym instead of doing full range of motion exercises that use all of his muscles. In short: Those muscles aren't very functional. When I trained MMA I'd run into guys like that all the time who looked scary as hell but ended up being effectively weak.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DY7YY1W?th=1 Buy these, hand them to your dad, tell him that you know he won't believe that you were just holding for a friend without evidence and tell him to have you test at random times until he's able to believe you.

http://www.amazon.com/Alcohawk-Digital-Alcohol-Breath-Tester/dp/B000FJEQYM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1267597259&sr=8-1

and

http://www.amazon.com/Alcohawk-Precision-Digital-Alcohol-Breath/dp/B000BN32M4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1267597259&sr=8-2

I was actually just looking at breathalyzers last night for shits and giggles, and there are some on Amazon for as low as $11.96. However, even if bars were to start a "Blow before you go" campaign, would you be able to stop people from driving even if they had reached the threshold above .06%?

Marquis Mandelin Mecke Simons for $35

Ehrlich $15

Lieberman $15

Froehde $15

Folin is harder to get. You have to register for an Amazon business account, though apparently that isn't hard.

I've been drinking beer a few times a week. I have found that I need to be most cautious of staying hydrated more than anything. I've been unknowingly dehydrated and my boobs completely "deflated" halfway into a nursing session.
If you want reassurance about the safety of your milk, you can buy alcohol test strips on Amazon to give you peace of mind.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01AN7RW7S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_QrTozb3FGK6HW

I don't know if it would make any difference in court. But if there actually has NOT been pot smoked in the car, a negative $8 Marijuana Residue Test might be allowed in court. Granted, this comes with GIGANTIC caveats. ;)

Alternatively, if a cop walks up and pulls out the "I smell pot!" line, you could maybe counter with "Well, I've got a test kit!" :D

Seems . . . legit?

I believe that number was for follicle tests. A simple piss test is dirt cheap. You can find multidrug panels on Amazon for ~$25 and that's a 5 pack.

Here you are. I assume that you'd be willing to spend around 100 bucks based on the use. And if you scroll down a little you can pair it with 50 interchangeable and easily washable mouth pieces.

Here is amazon link for the book from the author of the page:

http://www.amazon.com/Advanced-Buteyko-Breathing-Exercises-Method/dp/1490590773/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1382132681&sr=1-2&keywords=buteyko

But I strongly recommend you to read/see all the free links and information in my comment above and on the site.

There is also a device you can train with so that you can learn how to breathe more effectively:

http://www.amazon.com/Frolovs-Respiration-Breathing-Training-Device/dp/B0014DRFP0

There are various version of it with price ranging from 40$ to 70$, it is in my opinion very overpriced, considering that it's basically just several pieces of plastic. But I recommend you to just google it and see ho it works and all the reviews on how it helped people.

I Actually bought one for about $45, but I have only been using it for several days so far so I can't say anything objectively. I think I'm already starting to see a slight improvement in my breathing, but that may very well be just placebo.

There are also instructions on the site about how to make it yourself. I was just generally lazy to try that and wanted to make sure that it works right, so I bought one and will see.

Amazon also sells Follicle drug test kits, which you have to send out to a lab for testing.

With the express service, you can get an answer back in 3 days.

https://www.amazon.com/HairConfirm-Express-Follicle-90-Day-History/dp/B000UALLOO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1505244111&sr=8-1&keywords=thc%2Bhair%2Btest&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Easy-Home-Panel-Instant-Drug/dp/B01H0REB6O

This one

That's why I own one of these for personal use:

http://www.amazon.com/AlcoHawk-Q3I-PT500-GB-AlcoHAWK-PT500-Breathalyzer/dp/B001EHFBV6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1311711012&sr=8-1

Best $150 I've ever spent. Gives me peace of mind and a much more objective sense of whether I'm OK to drive or I just FEEL OK to drive. People might do well at .12, but I'm not among them. I'd also rather not lose my license for 6 months for being a little tipsy, even if it didn't affect my driving much.