(Part 2) Best jokes & riddles books according to redditors

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So... I love this stuff, but I am terrible at it. Even knowing the "rules" for making puzzles & riddles, I still cannot make them. My brain just has no ability here, I guess. However, I have a crutch that I use: I buy books of this stuff. Lots & lots of them. Some are even made specifically for D&D. Allow me to link you to some of the things I've bought.

• Shadowman's Twisted Treasury: A Collection of Killer Puzzles. This is actual puzzles, not riddles. If you buy this, you may find puzzle #6 to be obnoxious. Odds of solving it are low in the first place, but if you do, you'll find yourself wondering why a sign was broken apart in such a ridiculous way. Just explaining why/how the puzzle got there in the first place is a problem. However, other puzzles are better. There are simple ones like an ogre counting image which shows a password, if you just pay attention to it. There are difficult but clever ones, like the "as easy as 1-2-3" floor tile puzzle, which is similar to the "Amenuator" floor tile puzzle in Baldur's Gate 2. In the back is some text explaining how you could incorporate it into a D&D/Pathfinder game. It has about 30 puzzles, and gives 3 hints for each. I typically give 1 hint to each player with a character who has an INT score of 13 or more. I give an extra hint for 15+ INT. I give the 3rd hint for 17+ INT. I rate this 7 out of 10.
  
• Riddle Rooms. This is a hybrid. It contains riddles, which then reveal how to deal with a puzzle. Each is presented twice -- first half of the book discusses the puzzles in text form, 2nd half of the book has little 1" maps of the rooms that your players could play on. My favorite is the hall of flame, where jets of fire spout out of the floor -- yet some jets are merely illusions you can walk through, and if you figure out the riddle, you can walk right across the room safely. However, I found that riddle to be too convoluted -- it displays the riddle mirror-imaged, so all the hints you get must be reversed. I thought it too much of a bother, so I set the riddle "right" and allowed the players to proceed safely if they solved it without needing to reverse the directions. I rate this 6 out of 10.
  
• Quest for the Riddle Stone. This is my favorite. I rate it 8 out of 10. However, it's actually just riddles, not puzzles. Each page contains a poem/limerick, along with 3 hints for solving it. About half the riddles are inappropriate for a D&D game, because they reference modern music, automobiles, etc. However, the ones that work are great. Here's one:
  
  I demand top regard, seeking first prize.
  
  I'm gone ere the fall and shunned by the wise.
  
  Whatever you do, I'll claim you do more.
  
  To find me just look where the lions roar.
  
  Anyway, this is going on too long already. I'll attach more links in a reply.

I bought their [book] (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bumper-B3ta-Book-Sick-Jokes/dp/1905548281) when I was a kid, still use some of the jokes from it.

http://www.amazon.com/Squeaky-Clean-Profanity-Jeff-Millett-ebook/dp/B00O2TU316/ref=sr_1_548?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1412519272&sr=1-548

Free kindle book just for "Clean Profanity." There ya go lol.

I highly recommend this. It's filled with solid jokes, along with personal stories that are just fucking wonderful.

I've never watched that show, but we probably both stole it from the same book: Totally Tasteless Jokes.

Although not the original article that I read in Reader's Digest back in the 80's, this book which was published in 2007, contains a shorter version of the story titled "Slow Day":

> A police officer had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem: a 10-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.

Still think I made this up after reading it somewhere on Reddit a few days ago? It's clearly been in print since at least 2007. If I can find an archive of Reader's Digest that I can search then I'll find the original story that I did in fact read decades ago.

Get this book with funny tweets https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07WCZTV98

I misread that as "Joke Book", so, here's a joke book by a Jew.

http://www.amazon.com/Isaac-Asimovs-Treasury-Humor-Asimov/dp/B005DIE2VC/

http://www.amazon.com/Asimov-Laughs-Again-Limericks-Anecdotes/dp/0060924489/

For those in the UK:
Amazon UK link

Please excuse the length, I love making lists.

Video Production

Green Screen

Bounce

Tripod

Books

Dining with Dr Who

Writing movies for fun and profit This is a great book. I have it, absolutely hysterical.

Writing

Ink quill

TARDIS Deluxe Journal

Travel

Street Signs

Flags

Eiffel Tower Chocolate Mold

Little Window Beach

17th century world map

Watercolor World Map

Universal world wide adapter plug

Hidden pocket wallet



Science!

Liquid Gold Plating Kit

Molecular Gastronomy Kit

This one also works for gardening:
Moons and Blooms lunar calender

Inflatable earth with glow in the dark cities

Galilea Moon Phase Calendar and Clock

Glow in the dark lunar calender!

Art

Sunprint Kit

Scrapper tool set

Fantasy!

LOTR inspired necklace

Another LOTR inspired necklace

Dragon necklace

Dragon JEwerly box

These/this are/is a book, but Mercedes Lackey is a FANTASTIC fantasy writer. I'd start with the Mage Winds trilogy or Mage Wars series.

Outdoors

Portal-able Speakers If you want to listen to relaxing music (or just music) while reading or chilling outside, this is the perfect speaker. It goes pretty loud, my bro has one, I steal if to make my showers musical.

Solar power LED Water proof color changing globes

Ball lanterns!


Math

Math clock

Mental Math

Pi ice cube shape tray

Mini Abacus pendant keychain

And it was delicious

Math jokes

Math/science ice cube tray


Rubik's Cube office thingy

Abacus-they have these in all colors and shapes and what have you.

Spirituality

Wasn't quite sure what you're looking for, but these things are pretty relaxing and some of them are used in meditation or for relaxation/de-stress so I figured I could put 'em here.

[LED mini waterfall)(http://www.amazon.com/Mirrored-Waterfall-Light-Show-Fountain/dp/B008Q3GH1O/ref=pd_sim_hpc_17)

Zen reflection bonzai tree with a little pond

Candle and water fountain

Five tier illuminated fountain

Other random fun things!

DR Who Projector clock

Sherlock season one Dunno but I feel you might like this show.

Giant Nail polish set


Nail art brushes

LED faucet water glow thing

Alright! I think I'll stop there before this becomes a novel xD

Ah, my childhood with Larry Wilde is clearly lost in the mists of time now.

• Polish
  
• Jewish
  
• Polish and Italian, two in one
  
• WASPs
  
• Rednecks
  
• White folks/Black folks, two in one
  
• And all the rest of Ethnic humour
  

The Little Black Book of Dirty Jokes

Yes. I definitely remember them. My dad had some, and I remember sneaking around to read them. Hell just look at the chapter titles. Go here and click look inside. You can see the first page if you scroll up.

Man times have DEFINITELY changed.

http://www.amazon.com/Freudian-Slip-When-Thing-Mother-ebook/dp/B00872FTRM

A little something to update that 90s 'dis'

In the meantime this may make him laugh to read together........This was a parody the first time around and is pretty damn funny.

http://www.amazon.com/Bored-Rings-The-Harvard-Lampoon/dp/B00CF6LKKG

I used to own the book this came from and remember this joke. Book published in 1939.
https://www.amazon.com/10-000-Jokes-Toasts-Stories/dp/B000K0MPN0