Best processed cheese spreads according to redditors

did you know that you can just buy them? send a pack to your buddies out in the field, they'll be the most popular person there.

Its pretty pervasive across the whole hobby but here goes:


Phrase|Meaning|Example Usage|What's being said
:--|:--|:--|:--
Good|Cheap|Can someone recommend good X|I'm actually going to get the cheapest X I can
DMR|M4|Look at my new DMR|I put a scope on my M4
Modded|Not Modded|Check out my new modded m4|I stuck a $5 grip and light to my rails
Plastic|I don't have the slightest clue about materials science|Don't get it, its made of plastic|Its made of non-descript plastic of unknown quality but I saw someone say 'plastic' is bad once
Polymer|I still have no fucking clue about materials science|Its polymer so its good|The manufacturer says its made of non-descipt polymer and people say polymer is good.
Aluminium Based Alloy|Zinc/Aluminium Alloy|We make our guns out of a high quality aluminium based alloy|Its practically pot metal. Aluminium 'based' alloys are to aluminium alloys what 'Cheese based products' are to actual cheese.
Snowflake Gun|Regret|Can someone recommend me a gun that's not an M4 or AK|[A month later] I wish I had an M4 or AK now.
Krytac|Krycrack|Memes|See Aluminium based alloys
Can someone recommend me a starter gun|Can someone recommend me a CM16|I wish I knew how to search|lol getting a Well MB01 fageroos; I'm going to be like nobreeches.
Camo|Multicam|Check out my new camo|I'm wearing arid multiglam in lush green woodlands

Jesus Christ, you made me picture a woman lactating spray cheese .

I'd bet she was talking about this stuff. Assuming that's true you'll have the last laugh because if she eats crap like that it'll kill her soon enough.

24 pack of MRE Jalapeno cheese spread

Have you seen the shit they feed American children?

Cheese in a spray can?

There's also "Cheez" Whiz, which as I understand it cannot legally be called Cheese. And that's under our incredibly lax food regulations.

Neon-Colored Ketchup?

So it most certainly does not sound disgusting from my perspective.

Bit pricey, but...

https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM/

It's a mistype for the brand Puck. I bet it's intentional. Still funny.

Go forth and spread it

Ask and ye shall receive

I think Spike13 nailed it.
https://www.amazon.com/Old-Fashioned-Cheese-Bacon-Squeeze/dp/B00G1X3XMM/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1501770555&sr=8-1&keywords=squeeze+bacon

Amazon?

https://www.amazon.com/Old-Fashioned-Cheese-Jalapeno-Squeeze/dp/B00G1X3XN6

Cheez wiz in-a-can:

https://www.amazon.com/Cheez-Whiz-Cheddar-Canister-Cheez-Whiz/dp/B01B02GEBU

https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=jalapeno+cheese+spread&qid=1563233187&s=gateway&sprefix=jalapeno+chees&sr=8-1

Edit: disregard, reviews said it’s not the same

Also...... https://www.amazon.com/MRE-Jalapeno-Cheddar-Cheese-Spread/dp/B01NBVHLKM

The Old English cheese I know comes in a jar. http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Old-English-Cheese-Spread/dp/B005DDC4XK

Estou extremamente tentado

Nope. That's Kraft Cheese Spread. Or Kaukauna, the better version. Cheez whiz definitely comes in a can.

I humbly admit I was wrong,
Sorry!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005DDC4XK?pc_redir=1413778143&robot_redir=1

That's the cheese spread I thought he was referring to. :)

Have you ever had it?

It is just a sharp cheese taste. It is almost like that Old English Cheese Spread.

It tastes like sharp cheddar regurgitated up by a momma bird.