(Part 2) Best swimwear for men according to redditors

I totally agree that board shorts or the long swim trunks are uncomfortable. It's too much fabric.

What about a compromise and get something more like this. They're shorts, so they have more coverage than briefs (potentially less "embarrassing" for daughter) but a lot smaller and less fabric than board shorts so you'll be more comfortable.

There is a reason you don't feed the seagulls. Just before one of the opposing players started making a deep cut, a stray morsel of food was swarmed by a flock of seagulls. A well timed up call distracted the poor cutter who was otherwise completely unaware of the horror he was about to experience. Instead of finding the disc he found himself running through a crowd of angry seagulls whilst screaming and swatting wildly at the air in an attempt to save his eyeballs from being pecked out. Meanwhile, the fierce Wildwood wind that we all know and love swept the disc to the height of the stunt kites before guiding it to a spot well beyond the back line of the end zone. The sidelines erupted in laughter and calls of "fifth man" were heard. The poor player was bewildered, confused, and visibly shaken, but he was able to regather his wits and play out the rest of the point. I don't remember which team scored that point, but the seagulls definitely won the game.

TL;DR Seagulls were the "fifth man"

Also, I ended up playing against an old friend that was wearing this:
https://www.amazon.com/YiZYiF-Tuxedo-Mankini-Bodysuit-Swimsuits/dp/B06ZYL64TJ/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1501517930&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=tuxedo+swimsuit+men

I have a vague recollection of someone posting a dare on Reddit for someone to wear this to Wildwood. Can anyone confirm this?

If your ass is really that great, man up to these

Board shorts and button up short sleeve shirts. Also masc sandals. Like, get those old man sandals. Cut your hair to suit your face, and drink all of the water. If you bind, tank binder, not a full length one. If you can get away without it, layer a thin button up over a tank top, button only one or two buttons to make the shirt cover what it needs to. If you need a reference, look at Steve Irwin's outfit (with slightly longer shorts), and just color it up a bit. Inconsistent patterns are a great way to distract from certain areas.

So, something like this:
Shorts https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J3L0GU0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_BwV3CbPH2Z7NB
Shirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HMKZD35/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_2yV3CbQNBHJMK
Sandals https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KYHKJGL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_YzV3CbNTBRPK1


Remember to drink plenty of water. Good luck!

I wear tight trunks and give zero fucks.

these bad boys

right here.

I work out in board shorts. They have no liner and are usually less expensive than most high-end workout shorts.

I love the Quiksilver Men's Everyday Kaimana Boardshort.

They are not too long, have great range of motion, are light, and a are little stretchy.

They are usually $50, but you can find certain colors and sizes for less on Amazon.

Search "Neon green gym shorts" and you can find a dozen more examples.

Here's the most similar one tho.

As a swimmer, I relegate my speedos to when I actually want to swim as fast as I can.

What I find sexy is like the equivalent to a speedo booty short.

Like this: https://www.amazon.com/Malavita-Trunks-Swimwear-Shorts-Zipper/dp/B06WRWP4YY/ref=mp_s_a_1_31_sspa?keywords=swim+shorts+men&qid=1564077463&s=gateway&sr=8-31-spons&psc=1

This is what I would wear if I was on like a cruise or something lol. You don’t stick out like a sore thumb with a racing suit, but you still look sexy.

As for the wrinkles, I’m not sure I’ve never had a problem. The only time I see people have problems with wrinkles is when they’re packing LOL. Wrinkles aren’t a bad thing.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/ONeill-Mens-Lennox-Boardshort-Asphalt/dp/B01LX6WOK8/ref=lp_14292191_1_29?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1502861156&sr=1-29&nodeID=14292191&psd=1

Gloves: http://www.ebay.com/itm/172151830839

Vest: https://grey-shop.ru/Vest/Smersh-Vest/Smersh-SVD

Vest 2:

https://grey-shop.ru/Vest/Vest-Parts/Shoulder-straps-SMERSH

https://grey-shop.ru/Vest/Vest-Parts/Belt-soft-Smersh-mounting

https://grey-shop.ru/Additional-Equipment/Belts/belt-rs-31

https://grey-shop.ru/grenade-pouch/hand-grenade-pouch/PRG-1-MOLLE x2

https://grey-shop.ru/magazine-pouch/svd-pouch/Pouch-2-VSS-SVD x3

https://grey-shop.ru/Special-Pouches/medical-pouch/Pouch-for-IPP

https://grey-shop.ru/Universal-Pouches/Small-Backpack/smersh-buttpack

Flask: https://grey-shop.ru/Additional-Equipment/flask-hydrators/Russian-Army-Flask

Flask pouch: https://grey-shop.ru/Special-Pouches/flask-pouch/pouch-USSR-flask

Radio pouch: https://grey-shop.ru/Special-Pouches/radio-pouch/fort-radio-pouch

Boots: https://grey-shop.ru/Basic/Military-Boots?product_id=188

Holster: https://grey-shop.ru/Universal-Pouches/Holster/Fast-Holster-PM-PMM

"FSB" back patch: https://grey-shop.ru/Patches/Patch/Back-patches (FSB Gold Back Patch)

"Alfa" patch: https://grey-shop.ru/Patches/Patch?product_id=1233

RU Flag patch: https://grey-shop.ru/Patches/Patch?product_id=1233

Headset: https://www.amazon.de/Z-Tactical-Sordin-Headset-IPSC-Camo/dp/B01K7RAIWU

Camo Pattern: "SS-Autumn"/"SS-Osen"

Uniform: https://grey-shop.ru/Special-suits/Gorka-Suits/Gorka-C

Uniform 2: https://grey-shop.ru/Special-suits/Gorka-Suits/Suit-Gorka-4-Bars

Uniform 3: https://grey-shop.ru/Special-suits/Gorka-Suits/Gorka-E-SSO

What do you think, /u/Deta_Leader?

I use these shorts from Aviator.

For something cheaper, many brands offer hybrid shorts which would get the job done. I have some from (Da Hui)[https://www.amazon.com/Dahui-Hybrid-Stretch-Board-Shorts/dp/B01J9K853A?th=1&psc=1] that are a great value, if not quite as stylish.

https://www.amazon.com/plus-Swimwear-Bikini-Briefs-Swimsuit/dp/B01H86GE94/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=American+flag+swim+briefs&qid=1559216371&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Check out this awesome Brazilian Swimwear. Rocking it in Cabo and getting awesome attention. www.sungalife.com or https://www.amazon.com/Sunga-Life-Briefs-Medium-American/dp/B01GNTYYPS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1481610862&sr=8-2&keywords=sunga+life

For reference, this pair from Brave Person is super comfy but material clings enough that you can see that I'm cut.

Here's a cheap one I found for men on amazon. I don't know much about the brand, though.

Simple and basic board shorts

I’ve looked all over town for rash guards in the past - they’re around but tbh Amazon, Zappos and Nordstrom had the best selection (for women at least)

heres one for $20

So wear a swim shirt. https://smile.amazon.com/Laguna-Lifeguard-Loose-Guard-Concrete/dp/B019PK6LZS/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1473722753&sr=8-7&keywords=swim+shirt

Yeah I'm not taking a flyer on random ass swimmies from jomers. I ordered these bad boys the other day and hope they suffice https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0179SR54Y/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

edit: downvote all you want, guys, but there were a bunch of questions posted about size charts and no information on leg opening sizes etc. short swim shorts can look like a diaper if they aren't done right and i'm not taking a risk on the very first batch.