(Part 3) Top products from r/crappyoffbrands
We found 20 product mentions on r/crappyoffbrands. We ranked the 88 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 41-60. You can also go back to the previous section.
42. Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Fresh MilkGluten Free
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44. Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Meiji Hello Panda Chocolate Biscuit, 9.1 Ounce + One NineChef Spoon
Show Reddit reviews45. Spider's Web - A Pig's Tale
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Factory sealed DVD
Show Reddit reviews46. D.Y. TOY Weazel Ball - The Weasel Rolls with Ball
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Battery operated; works well and long with Polaroid BatteriesLoads of funAssorted colors
Show Reddit reviews47. Diary of a Farting Creeper: Book 1: Why Does the Creeper Fart When He Should Explode? (Volume 1)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Show Reddit reviews48. Marvel Superheros Incredible Hulk
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Manufactured in 1993
Show Reddit reviews49. Avery Hi-Liter Desk-Style Highlighters, Smear Safe Ink, Chisel Tip, 24 Assorted Color Highlighters (98189)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
No smearing; highlight key passages with vibrant colored ink that won’t smudge pen, marker or inkjet inksDurable, chisel tip highlighters won't fray and can be used to highlight or underlineHi Liter ink dries quickly and doesn't bleed through most paperHighlighter markers can be left uncapped for ...
Show Reddit reviews50. Money Toilet Paper $100 Bill Toilet Paper
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
1 ROLL!
Show Reddit reviews51. Rubie's V for Vendetta Grand Heritage Collection Deluxe V Costume, Black, Standard
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
This deluxe costume comes complete with shirt, pants, boot tops, hat, cape, belt and maskRubies features hundreds of wigs, weapons and other accessories to get the look you really want for your party, stage costuming or role playing funCostume officially licensed to Rubies Costume Company - monster ...
Show Reddit reviews52. Meiji Yan Yan Chocolate Cream Snack, 2-Ounce Cups (Pack of 20)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Pack of 20 countsCrispy biscuit sticks that you can dip in a delicious mixed flavored cream
Show Reddit reviews53. What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue!
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Factory sealed DVD
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55. SpongeTowels Ultra Paper Towels, Choose-a-Size Regular Roll, 2-ply, 80 Sheets per Roll - 6 Rolls
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Don't let the flakes upset you. Just eliminate them with this effective, therapeutic herbal formula. A little bit is all it takes to get instant relief from itchy, flaky dandruff. Aaahh! Your new secret to gorgeous hair.
Show Reddit reviews56. Chocolate Filled Koala Biscuits 2.18 oz
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Show Reddit reviews57. SwimWays Toypedo Bandits Pool Diving Toys - Sinking Torpedo Swim Toys - Pack of 4, Colors Vary, (12298)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
HYDRODYNAMIC ACTION: Toypedo bandits are torpedo-shaped water toys with amazing hydrodynamic action - they have the ability to glide underwater up to 20 feetPLAYFUL DESIGN: Features 4 colorful diving torpedoes that each have a different number value - see who can get the most points!ENCOURAGE PRACTI...
Show Reddit reviews58. Late for the Sky Portland-Opoly
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
For ages 8 years and aboveIncludes sculpted tokensFor 2 to 6 players
Show Reddit reviews59. SodaStream Dr. Pete's Syrup, 500mL
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Bottle contains 500 mL of flavor syrupUse with SodaStream soda makers and carbonating bottlesMakes 12 liters (or 33 cans) of sodaEconomical size is a better value than bottled sodaExplore the ever-expanding selection of SodaStream flavors
Show Reddit reviews60. LEGO Star Wars Super Star Destroyer 10221 (Discontinued by manufacturer)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Includes Darth Vader, Admiral Piett, Dengar and Bossk minifigures and also includes IG-88 figureCenter section lifts off to reveal command centerIncludes display stand and data sheet labelMeasures nearly 50 inches (124.5 cm) long and weighs nearly 8 pounds (3.5kg)3152 pieces
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I'm a huge fan of Lego but Lepin is actually great for sets that Lego has discontinued. For instance, the Lego Super Star Destroyer was discontinued but you can still find sets from private sellers for over $1000. Lepin has a near perfect knockoff for a hundred bucks. Spend a little time reprinting the STAR WNRS stickers and nobody knows the difference, with a 90% discount. I always buy from Lego when I can, but for something like this I don't mind buying the knockoff.
According to Amazon, people who bought this also bought What's Up and Spider's Web. They look equally wonderful!
It's not canned, but my super-picky wife enjoys SodaStream's Dr. Pete.
They should have done something like this to make it truly trumptastic.
Amazingly, in the UK at least, it's readily available for sale.
The answer to your question is also yes, but if you value your eyes and ears, I wouldn't though...
As far as I recall: There's a lever/tab in his back you can pull up and down and out to make his arms move and crush together. Pretty sure it also came with a soft plastic silvery rock to "smash."
Edit: Found it https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000UZQNTC/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_t1_Vu74AbNXN0YZV
I had a friend that owned this one weird clone based on portland. Turns out they still make it!
http://www.amazon.com/Late-for-the-Sky-5514855/dp/B003U095A8
Wonder if the other offbrand is any good: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womb-Raider-Import-Original-Soundtrack/dp/B0007ZEOOQ
Oh please tell me this is photoshop. Please...
Edit: just 5$! https://www.amazon.com/Diary-Farting-Creeper-Should-Explode/dp/0692600302
It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.
This doesn't appear to be an offbrand. It's made by a rather large Canadian manufacturer of paper products, including paper towels, bath tissues, facial tissues, etc.
https://www.spongetowels.ca/index-en.php
http://www.krugerproducts.ca/
Even if one could argue "Well, they're not very well known where I'm from, so that makes them an offbrand", they're still not a crappy offbrand. I looked up some Amazon reviews, and they have four and a half stars out of five, which is definitely not crappy.
This...isn’t an off-brand, it’s a real thing. These are Pocky sticks. These are Yan yans. Note the difference.
Oddly enough, despite this being an obvious photoshop, it actually goes for that price.
this is a ripoff of Koala’s March
Original with 93% less creep-factor.
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It’s an obvious attempt to associate with these [https://www.amazon.com/HI-LITER-Desk-Style-Yellow-98189/dp/B001B0B6B0]
Meiji Hello Panda . Even the font color is the same.
It's hard to explain. You know those gag toys, a weasel ball?
https://www.amazon.com/D-Y-TOY-Weazel-Ball-Weasel/dp/B000PKFJKG
That's what I mean, minus the tail. Now add a cheap plastic construction that looks sort of like a wide brimmed hat that is open at the top. Put the "hat" on the ground so the "brim" lies flat - previously you attached some cheap-ass dusting cloth to the bottom using velcro or something. Turn the weasel ball on, and place it in the middle of the "hat". Watch it go about its jittery, not very effective cleaning duty.
Sadly, I can't find a picture any longer. They seem to have been replaced by these roomba looking ones.
Edit: looking around a bit, cleaning by use of a "motorised ball"/weasel ball has evolved into basically putting the ball into a colourful microfiber cozy. At least it doesn't look as cheap as that weird construction. You can always claim it is a dog toy.