Nope: Only This, Nothing More!

Ordered XL but needed a Small, they delivered an XL!

Edit: this reminds me of the gallon of milk on Amazon with the funny reviews https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

Then you must read the reviews for Tuscan Whole milk of legend.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=1PMNEKN6B10EA9P6Q5D3

Reminds me of the infamous reviews of Tuscan milk from Amazon. So funny the NY Times wrote an article about the reviews.

The top review on this gallon of milk remains my favorite. I hope that reviewer got class credit for it.

I guess its akin to Tuscan Whole Milk?

>is turning

It has been for 10+ years. You've had Tuscan Whole Milk, right?

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Remember the crypto craze?? AMD remembers.

Seriously, though, 3rd party vendors do this in every Amazon sub-category. You can buy a gallon of Tuscan Dairy Vitamin D Whole milk for $74.00 if you want to. Eventually, it will be revealed that this is how drug cartels are laundering money. Until then, enjoy the lols.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

Just link to the fucking page.

For those not familiar with tuscan milk , read the reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Amazon isn't going to do anything about it. Look at the reviews for jugs of milk that they leave up. Those are just silly and nonsexual, but clearly whoever is in charge of moderating the reviews has a pillow and blanket under their desk.

I like these, also check out the vendor list

Every time I see things written out like that, all I can think about are the reviews on this page: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

milk!

I dunno if they're real reviews though. I don't know where all the people come from, but there's some sort of Amazon Funny Reviews Brigade that posts a lot of comments on a lot of obscure and absurd items (for example the banana slicer, "For Her" pens, and Tuscan Whole Milk)

What? You don't?

I love amazon for those reviews. The tuscan milk and three wolf t-shirt are great ones too.

Milk

tshirt

It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.

The reviews are amazing

A lot of it is one company: Dean Foods, and they own Tuscan

Milk - just check out the reviews, you know it's good shit.

The first two reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz on amazon. This is my favorite thing on the whole internet.

I'm sorry but if you've purchased something from a business you should contact them about it, not post it on dogecoin dragging everyone else into your drama.

Should we start ragging on Amazon on here too while we're at it? I fucking purchased Tuscan whole milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and it was not what I expected. Mine came used and had formed cheese curds at the bottom, which, while it's perfect for poutine, I didn't ask for. Now I have cheese curds and no french fries. Thanks obama.

Edit: The number of people who seriously thought I bought milk makes this all the more hilarious.

Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk

The best review I've read was for Tuscan Whole Milk:

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1333500581&sr=8-5

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

Tuscan Whole Milk, at up to $250 per gallon. Read the reviews too.

Good, but when it comes to reviews, there is no beating Tuscan Whole Milk.

This milk, available from Amazon was the primary focus of a new net meme, spurred by a YTMND piece this time last year, reports a WP article.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_qt_see_all_top?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending

As time of this post, a gallon of milk was going for $45 on Amazon. Hope you like your cereal dry. :)

Don't forget that gallon of milk that started the whole "leave stupid reviews on stupid products on Amazon," thing.

[ Relevant?] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B00032G1S0/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=mw_dp_cr?cursor=1&sort=rd)

Possibly... but Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 oz will make your dreams come true.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00032G1S0/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1322591526&sr=8-1

Edit: added link

I think that both of your friends should combine the gift cards any buy a gallon of milk.

Believe it or not, you would need both cards.

Or they just order it from amazon?

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

Whoa, big spender. Now you can buy 10 gallons of milk.

Tuscan Milk is expensive as shit on Amazon.

like this

To find the best milk, check out the amazon reivews

I always buy my milk online from here: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

relevant

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.

> You can also support the show by clicking on the buttons below when you go to shop at either Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk. Hello Internet will get a small percentage of whatever you buy.

-- http://www.hellointernet.fm/support/



To be clear, if I were to purchase Tuscan Whole Milk, exactly how many ounces would Hello Internet get? Also, is it re-sealed after?

If you can't find it at Amazon.com, you don't need it.

This is your home.

Des that mean you have not yet had the opportunity to have some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. Oz.?
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Small, sealed, and with bad reviews.

Amazon does not care for your plant.

• https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html?nodeId=200339730
  
  Ever wondered how they FBA tuscan milk?
  
  They have some great reviews on these ;-)

No price is too high for Tuscan Whole Milk. The reviews clearly justify any expense.

On top of amazing customer service, Amazon Prime (saved me a ton of money this past year), and the fact they regularly deliver on Saturdays Amazon is great for hilarious product reviews:

Steering Wheel Desk

Tuscan Milk
The Classic and Original

alright! gotta go buy you some milk on amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1372772402&sr=8-20&keywords=milk

Just be aware that fake-but-hilarious amazon reviewing is a thing today. There's a billion of them. This could be real, though. Funny if it is, tho also sad. But decent chances it's just a joke.

the infamous tuscan whole milk review -be sure to expand all comments

Reminds me of reviews for Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

Tuscan

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t your first item is a gallon of milk that costs 48$. The reviews are wonderful, but...

I suggest you go to /r/foodpantry and look at the lists of other users to find inexpensive prime items. You don't have much food on your list.

You also don't have a shipping address available.

• Tuscan Milk
  
• Zubaz Pants
  
• Playmobil Airport Security Set
  
• Audio Quest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable
  
• The Mountain Combat Stryker Mens T-Shirt This.... I have no words...

It's just your old non-vegan orders (like Tuscan Whole Milk) clearing out of the delivery system. Once all of your previous omnivorous Amazon orders are cleared, your deliveries should become more regular.

1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews

Fresh Whole Rabbit

50 Gallons of Lube

>But what kind of milk?

This kind.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0 $75+ on Amazon

Must be [Cravendale] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8). Or [Tuscan] (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1).

25 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk

The reviews are great, too! http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

lol this shit is too funny.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_3?ie=UTF8&index=3

For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.

How about some Tuscan Whole Milk?

Some of the customer supplied images are ok, too.

For a gallon of Tuscan milk 🥛

Reviews

The Q&A are pretty funny too!

I thought this was hilarious. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

Dandelion and burdock: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal by Tuscan
Tuscan Whole Milk

"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
J. Fitzsimmons

"Do you have any idea where this stuff comes from? It's excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingies on the UNDERSIDE OF A COW! That's hardly made clear anywhere on the label."
MoLaw

"They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_6?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0S1CYDGR3PN5ECKZAX3X&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001250201

My favorite is the people selling milk for thousands of dollars.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all

Oh man if you're into these sort of things, go look at the review for Tuscan whole milk.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

The top several are all great. My personal favorite is "One Friday, without the milk"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1425866900&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk+1+gallon+128+fl+oz

milk lots of good ones actually

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

• Tuscan Whole Milk
  
• Fresh Whole Rabbit
  
• Uranium Ore in a Can
  
• The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China -- Amazing read! Riveting!
  
• A Million Random Digits -- the textbook no student should be without!!!
  
• UFO Detector -- It's so amazing, you'll want to anally probe yourself!
  
• Everybody Masturbates -- Best reference manual and an amazing children's book!
  
• BIC Pens for Her -- Not to be used by men or your penis and testicles will immediately invert themselves and transform themselves into a vagina and ovaries!!!
  
• Moon People -- The greatest book of our time. Quite possibly. Follow the adventures of Dale Courtney - I mean, David Braymer - and his lady friend Cheral and his escapades as 1st Science Officer on the Lunar Base 1 Mobile Base Station
  
  Make sure you read the comments on these amazing, once in a lifetime products!!!
  
  edit: Aww shoot, I just saw you meant for realz. I got nothing, sorry. But still, you'll have a good laugh!

Gallon of Milk

Vegetables

Zap Apple Jam

Apples

What an age we live in.

I clicked on a couple of those items; the milk has a great "Customers also viewed section"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

Yeah, like milk.

I love these ridiculous amazon reviews...You think when Amazon has a board of director meeting they all sit around and look at the joke reviews that people put up?

My personal favorites....

3 wolf moon shirt- (http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Black/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&qlEnable=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1290966286&sr=1-5&searchContext=B001VMZFPG,B003903IOS,B002X9PLU0,B000O1JVQY,B000NZW3KC,B0038MYLQ6,B0036EBABA,B0039YMKH0,B0037TPEF2,B003XKVMM4,B003DNIEQS,B004DJWF8O,B002YEBWYI,B0035T65HA,B002YKI3OY,B0049PBO2A,B000MJKTPK,B000GXZJU2,B002XPAHF8,B000MJJQWM,B000MJHOEY,B0036BI96M,B002YE9FYW,B0035T9AFY)

and the milk- (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_3)

If only I could by milk on Amazon, I'd never shop in a store again... oh wait, I can.

I think joke reviews are fine on products people don't take seriously anyway, like milk.

You can buy it here

This may actually be a rival for my Tuscan Whole Milk. But the reviews for that product say it all...

Here's a review for a gallon of milk on Amazon that's a rewrite of Poe's poem "The Raven". LINK

I hear this stuff is really good. Just a thought.

Is this the next Tuscan Milk?

Don't forget:

Tuscan Dairy Whole Vitamin D Milk, Gallon, 128 oz

and

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve T-Shirt

Could be worse.

Ha...that would be interesting. No, I'm referring to this

Over 10K? Fancy!

Over 10K? Fancy? (Only if you click on buying options!)

[Under 10K? Kind of fancy wishes!] (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FE9AT8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=6SF8O7RDEPWD&coliid=I2HSFV24WK3EF1)

"Fair and balanced critic". It took you until when to realize this was a troll?

Anyway, hilarious review, thanks for bringing it to us.

I'm sure you already know about Three Wolf Moon and Tuscan Whole Milk but I figured I'd list it for those who haven't.

you mean amazon reviews are completely unregulated and easy to exploit? you don't say

I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This

Very disappointed Tuscan Whole Milk is not listed. 1,291 reviewers cannot be wrong

Man, reading that made me angry. Better go buy more Tuscan Whole Milk to help me cool off.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

There ya go.

(Make sure you read the reviews).

Just about anything from this beats that.

Tuscan milk is the only milk.

Pics

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch

Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

Uranium Ore

Uhm, ever seen the reviews on milk?

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

I think there's one with even more reviews than this one...

then you can see the kitteh

Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting

The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem


Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new

I love the product descriptions.

Nothing beats the Tuscan whole milk reviews, though.

And of course there's the famous Three Wolf Moon shirt.

Tuscan Whole Milk. This is the milk of the gods

From $99/gal. You can buy it from Poeboy for $10,000.

I'm sorry. Can I buy you some [tuscan milk)[http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0]

My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.

Yes, it can be expensive though.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=new

>I hope Amazon starts selling Amul liquid milk in India too. Hate going outside for silly things like milk.

You can always buy the massively popular Tuscan Whole Milk, especially based on the reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8

no. try ordering milk. http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=new

Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl oz

How about this one?

There can be only one: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

$75 for milk? Oh, it [Yog Sototh's milk] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new) . I can understand why that would go at a premium. You gotta pay for the phtang.

What the hell?

• The Three Wolf Moon Shirt
  
  
• Tuscan Whole Milk
  
  
• Wheelmate: Laptop desk for your steering wheel

Tuscan Whole Milk will always be my favorite Amazon product!

DIRTY THIRTY

(happy birthday!!)

This milk better be cambodian

Check the Used & New page as well, and the reviews for the stuff listed as Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed

While delicious, it's a little pricey for me.

Not just any milk either, but Tuscan Milk.

It's the dairy equivalent of the 3 wolf shirt.

Reading the reviews on this.
amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Amazon has had success with it. (read the reviews)

Tuscan Whole Milk - 1 Gallon

'Nuff Said.

Or you could just use the Internet.

Seems like a good idea, but it's $78 and doesn't even qualify for super saver shipping.

Were they trying to get you to review some tuscan whole milk by chance?

mmmm I made this but againt my better judgement used some whole tuscan milk, not only did it blow my dick off, i now have a sarlacc crotch pit motherfucking tenticles and all.

Get your milk here!! http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

I thought everyone who searched for anything technical got this result With uranium ore.

Get him some milk or some new speaker wires

protip: read the comments

This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.

This also has excellent reviews.

Flash mob is the name for this. Improv Everywhere used to do this stuff. Something Awful's goons used to do online stuff. See Tuscan Whole milk, 128 fl oz.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_lmf_tit_2/186-1470636-5246938

Your turn

Where the famous Tuscan Whole Milk comes from!!

Amazon did this just so that they can stock their most acclaimed product, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., on shelves across the nation.

Uh, no. They removed free/discount reviews, because all the reviews has that phrase 'I received this product at a discount for my fair and honest review', which was never allowed since Amazon has its own Vine program to do that.

They say they are removing fake reviews, but they arent. You can easily spot them without a website.

Do you think the system is automated or does Amazon manually track reviews on its 400 MILLION products listed? Automated.

So why are joke/troll comments still getting through if they remove fake reviews?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00032G1S0

1,887 reviews. 1 verified purchase. Read the comments, do those seem like actual reviews?

I believe he was referring to Tuscan Whole Milk. Have a look at the user pics and the reviews.

Gallon of Milk

I have always wanted to have milk shipped to me except for the fact that I don't like it. I just want to see how it is shipped.

Just avoid the milk. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525123268&sr=8-1&keywords=tuscan+whole+milk%2C+1+gallon#customerReviews

Should be the last one on the bottom.

Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!

Really good one in the style of Poe.

The usual troll products. Steering wheel table, Three wolf moon shirt... What, no Tuscan Whole Milk?

Aha I love the ones for this milk

:P

DIRTY THIRTY

Thanks for the contest and happy early birthday!

All of the reviews are pretty funny DIRTY THIRTY

I mean, I'm pretty sure everyone has read the Epic Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. oz reviews (my favorite is the Raven parody: "Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey..."). I'll search for another one, but I'll leave this as a reminder for myself. :)

edit: Oh! I remember another one, although it's nsfw...there are some really good reviews for the Hitachi "Personal Massager" . I really like the different innuendos people come up with...although my favorite are the indignant "What are you people doing with this thing!!" posts...
DIRTY THIRTY

(Let me know if you would rather I find a sfw one...:) )

Yeah, a lot of the reviews suck because they are written by random people. The good ones get upvoted to the top. There is also something called "vine voices" or something like that, where if you write awesome reviews for stuff on amazon, they will send you free products to get some reviews going.

Sometimes reviews are funny though, check these ones out.

iPotty

3 wolf moon shirt

and last but certainly not least we have

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

no link, no care

edits are most likely ignored

Check these out: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1314582284&sr=1-1

For a minute I thought you were drinking Tuscan Whole Milk milk of the gods.

I remember finding this a couple of years back and decided to revisit it today, I cannot believe the powerful effect this t shirt continues to have on people. This milk has similar, magical qualities.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a3

Maybe in the UK but not in the US.

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

Also:

1

2

3


And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

Don't forget the most important part...

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1394634461&sr=8-1&keywords=Tuskan+milk

I can get it for $6-7 locally. It's just crazy expensive because it's on Amazon, like this Tuscan Whole Milk.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1406084147&sr=8-1&keywords=milk+gallon
this always made me chuckle

http://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

Not even close.

The rest are pretty good too.

this its only $45

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/184-1367063-7272317

I was personally very dissatisfied after all the positive reviews of the Tuscan Whole Milk

Yeah, some people just don't understand what they are reviewing.

Unfortunately, ESO has a long way to go before becoming the next Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

FALSE

You'll find the reviews of this Tuscan milk to be on par with Mother's.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

A gallon of milk. http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1311808964&sr=8-1

Amazon absolutely loves spoof reviews. They highlight many products that are filled with them . Tuscan whole milk one gallon, is my favorite.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0