(Part 3) Top products from r/tifu
We found 30 product mentions on r/tifu. We ranked the 863 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 41-60. You can also go back to the previous section.
41. Elephant Ear Washer Bottle System by Doctor Easy
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Professional ear cleaning at home - invented by a physician, the elephant ear washer bottle system was designed to provide professional level ear wax removal for easy to use in-home usage.Eliminate ear wax - Ear wax buildup and blockage can cause partial hearing loss and general discomfort, It is ev...
42. Smoke Buddy 0159-BLU Personal Air Filter, Blue
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 2
Removes smokeEliminates odorHigh qualityIdeal for home, office, car and travel
43. DiatomaceousEarth DE10, 100% Organic Food Grade Diamateous Earth Powder - Safe For Children & Pets 10 LBS
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Diatomaceous earth you can trust - Our obsession to create the purest food Grade diatomaceous earth affects every aspect of our business, from the quality of the deposits we mine from, to the stainless Steel equipment that handles the De.The only official supplement - we are the only producers of fo...
44. Kingston DataTraveler HyperX Predator 1TB USB 3.0 Flash Drive (DTHXP30/1TB)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Highest capacities - uncompromised data storage to carry your digital world on a portable USB driveHighest performance - unparalleled speeds to save time while transferring content rich dataUSB 3.0 - latest USB standard guarantees backwards compatibility with USB 2.0Zinc alloy metal casing - resilie...
45. Aerb Sim Card Cutter with Nano-Micro, Nano-Standard, Micro-Standard Sim Adapters for Cellphones, Black
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
Convert your old Sim card to be used with your new iPhone 6, 5 with precision, easy operationCut your regular sim to use with latest NANO size and use adapter to convert it back in other devicesPackage with 2 nano sim adapters, convert iPhone 5 or 6 nano sim card to micro sim and standard sim cardMa...
46. Denman Palm Styler for Detangling, Massaging & Styling D6
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 2
SOFT PINS: Gently massage, detangle and invigorate the scalp.MATERIAL: The waterproof material & hand-strap mean you can safely use in the bath or shower to massage or distribute or remove shampoo or conditioner.ERGONOMICALLY DESIGN: The brush's circular pattern & hand-strap is suitable for those wi...
47. Thinking, Fast and Slow
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
Thinking Fast and Slow
48. The Trial: A History, from Socrates to O. J. Simpson
Sentiment score: -1
Number of reviews: 1
49. No More Mr Nice Guy: A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want in Love, Sex, and Life
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
No More Mr Nice Guy A Proven Plan for Getting What You Want in Love Sex and Life
53. Wild Swans: Three Daughters of China
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
ChinaEyewitness HistoryTwentieth Century ChinaFamily HistoryBarefoot Doctor
54. Anxiety as an Ally: How I Turned a Worried Mind into My Best Friend
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
55. Lknewtrend 200FT Feet CAT5 Cat5e Ethernet Patch Cable - RJ45 Computer Network Internet Wire PoE Switch Cord
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
Category 5E UTP RJ45 Patch Cable - 200 feet (White)Enhanced Cat5 cables transfer data, voice and video up to 350MhzWorks Best For Your Desktop, Laptop, Router, Modem, Switch, Hub, DSL, IP Camera, xBox, PS2, PS3, PoE Devices And More Connector(s) (Both Sides): 1 x RJ-45 - MalePlug-&-play: Ready to us...
56. The Intelligent Investor: The Definitive Book on Value Investing. A Book of Practical Counsel (Revised Edition)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 1
This classic text is annotated to update Graham's timeless wisdom for today's market conditions...The greatest investment advisor of the twentieth century, Benjamin Graham, taught and inspired people worldwide.Graham's philosophy of "value investing" -- which shields investors from substantial error...
58. 'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy: And Other Misheard Lyrics
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 1
Except /u/FootsieFighter's metaphor wasn't a metaphor.
A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is just a pencil sharpener. Those things are made for sharpening more than one pencil (in some cases even more than one type of pencil) so sharpening multiple pencils isn't really a feat that warrants a "master" status. Keys on the other hand are manufactured for a specific corresponding lock, so if one key is capable of opening many locks it is certainly impressive.
On the subject of locks versus pencils:
A lock is supposed to have a one to one correspondence with the key that opens it, otherwise it is indeed useless. It fails at being a lock. It fails it's telos. A pencil on the other hand doesn't fail at being a pencil from getting sharpened many times, that's what pencils do. It actually fulfills its telos. The pencil isn't even analogous to a penis, one is finite in potency and the other isn't (at least from having too much sex).
So that sharpener-pencil analogy conveys nothing but what its literal meaning implies. It doesn't fit the human reproductive model. Whereas the key-lock analogy fits perfectly.
Here's how:
Male mammals are biologically wired to have as many sexual partners as possible [1], [2].
Why did I link to a book titled "Momma's Baby Daddy's Maybe?" Just to show how historically there was always inherent uncertainty in the paternity status of the males. Women give birth so their maternity isn't really questionable. Men, however, prior to DNA testing, could never with complete certainty know if the offspring was really theirs unless they were in an experimentally controlled environment prior to conception (which realistically never happens). Thus, evolutionarily, it makes sense for males to have multiple sexual partners to increase their biological fitness. In other words, a man who has many female sexual partners (key that opens many locks) is, in the absence of some other factors, biologically more fit than a man who has few female sexual partners. You can disagree with the morality of that all you want, doesn't make it less true biologically.
Now to examine the role women play in the context of human evolution:
For natural selection to work, there needs to be certain set of preconditions. One of these conditions is sexual selection (a subset of natural selection). Women are in charge of regulating this gate (or lock). Just as men are biologically wired to reproduce women are biologically wired to choose the most biologically fit male to reproduce with (since scarcity of sexual partners isn't usually an issue with females). This ensures that most of the genes in the population's gene pool are the ones that are most suitable for species continuation in that environment. In this sense, women are indeed like locks. If this lock can be opened by any key (male with ambiguous biological fitness) than it's probably a detriment to the evolution of our species, and is therefore "shitty."
TL;DR: While I agree that metaphors can be made to support virtually any viewpoint, I don't think /u/FootsieFighter's metaphor holds any ground.
There's one way to consistently make a lot of money investing over a long period of time. It has worked repeatedly for nearly a century, producing numerous billionaires. It's the only approach that enables someone outside of Wall Street to consistently beat the market and get rich (over many years).
The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham
https://www.amazon.com/Intelligent-Investor-Definitive-Investing-Essentials/dp/0060555661
Security Analysis by Benjamin Graham
https://www.amazon.com/Security-Analysis-Foreword-Buffett-Editions/dp/0071592539
Margin of Safety, by Seth Klarman [pdf of book, out of print]
https://files.leopolds.com/books/Margin.of.Safety.1st.Edition.1991.Klarman.pdf
Buffett: The Making of an American Capitalist by Roger Lowenstein
https://www.amazon.com/Buffett-American-Capitalist-Roger-Lowenstein/dp/0812979273
Common Stocks and Uncommon Profits by Phil Fisher
https://www.amazon.com/Common-Stocks-Uncommon-Profits-Writings/dp/0471445509
I hope you see this just so you get the elephant ear cleaning thing that I use. I got one from my mom who works at an urgent care and the doctors there use this to clean out wax clogged ears (impacted cerumen).
Get this thing and use it in the shower with warm, not hot water. Turn your head sideways and insert the tip and spray the water which will clear out the wax safely. It has a shield on the tip that’s supposed to prevent you from going too far, but I never put it in all the way. I just go until it’s comfortably in enough to spray well.
elephant ear bottle
Unless upstairs was like 10 floors up, it really wasn't.
Maybe it wasn't feasible based on your home's layout (couldn't close doors etc), but a regular Ethernet cable can be 100m with minimal loss. And seem like Cat6 can actually be even longer, at 700ft (which is like 200m): https://www.lifewire.com/what-is-an-ethernet-cable-817548
And here's a pre-made 200ft cable that's just 30$: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07YK4T5BQ/ref=twister_B07F8HQMQC
You sound like you know a bit about this stuff. You might like this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Sleepless-Novel-Charlie-Huston/dp/0345501144/ref=sr_1_13?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1372710495&sr=1-13
I don't know exactly, but this book will make it easy for you... http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0321657292/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/175-1138342-1236566
Smoke buddy FTW my dude.
https://www.amazon.com/Diatomaceous-Earth-Food-Grade-10/dp/B00025H2PY
Buy this shit. I've had to deal with them twice. This stuff is like glass to them and it works real well where you can't burn them to death. Let it sit for a few days, then vacuum it up. Continue until you're satisfied their gone.
I'd suggest puttong throughout the area you have your couch as well. To make sure thy don't spread further into your abode.
It won't hurt you to lay on, but you can always put a sheet or something over the couh while you sleep if you don't want to lay in the powder.
No More Mister Nice Guy
I recommend Wild Swans if you want to read about Mao's time
http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Swans-Three-Daughters-China/dp/0743246985/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1422211501&sr=8-1&keywords=wild+swans
It's from the perspective of a Chinese woman whose parents were both staunch Communists, and details what they went through during the Cultural Revolution, and before.
It's really eye opening
Get a Smoke Buddy, smoke all you'd like
https://www.amazon.com/Smoke-Buddy-0159-BLU-Personal-Filter/dp/B00478UIB2/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1524435264&sr=1-1&keywords=smoke+buddy
You need one of these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Denman-D6-Shampoo-Shower-Brush/dp/B000J1AD52
http://www.amazon.com/Kingston-DataTraveler-Predator-1TB-DTHXP30/dp/B00E65QM8O
even worse...
http://www.amazon.com/Kingston-DataTraveler-Predator-1TB-DTHXP30/dp/B00E65QM8O
Or: www.amazon.com/dp/B009P16FKY
I have the same problem and my dr always used this weird thing to clean my ears, I asked if they were affordable for a regular person to buy
best 30 dollars you’ll ever spend
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blade-Runner-Oscar-Pistorius/dp/0753540851/
Wikipedia
Genre: Science Fiction
Amazon
>... from the mind of the finest science fiction writer of them all
when i was a kid i though it was to. i learned differently when my grandmother bought me a book all about misheard lyrics.
Maybe not a friend, but it can be your ally.
The dude who cuts my hair went on and on about a shower brush he got. I ended up getting one. My bf uses it all the time on his beard and head. You could try one! This is the one he got so I also got it: Denman Be-Bop Massage Brush, Twister, Shampoo Brush https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000J1AD52/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_gJgFDbFK5AN72
I'm not sure if he's messing with you but the contacts on SIM cards are the same
The rest of the size is the plastic backing. You cut SIM cards with scissors or a SIM card cutter.
If you go to a tech that knows how to Google they can find that removing the SIM is fairly simple.
Diatomacious Earth.
https://www.amazon.com/Diatomaceous-Earth-Food-Grade-10/dp/B00025H2PY
Non-toxic, powder, edible, kills bed bugs, roaches, fleas, etc, affordable.
It's worthwhile to read The Trial, especially the part about the satanic panic of the 80's. Teachers were persecuted because 4 and 5 year olds said they'd been molested in a tunnel under the school, among other absurdities. https://www.amazon.com/Trial-History-Socrates-Simpson/dp/0375505504