Reddit reviews Adult Dunce Cap

You still didn't answer my question about whether the Jets are better than the Leafs.

I know you need help with obvious questions because logic and facts don't apply to you but no you can't, you would probably be better off with this anyway.

Oh wait you took /pol/ literally? http://amzn.com/B000JGAF6Y
That might not fit since it is for adults but who knows

Nope! You get a nice, pretty little letter with my name on it every time I say something. Go look at what I wrote, I added a bit more for your sake, to help you understand the way things work around here. By the way, don't make the assumption that people don't have alt. accounts. This is mine. I could wave my e-weiner about 20 times bigger than yours, but I don't because I'm not a fucking child.

Edit: This is for you