Reddit reviews Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case

Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case

"Question: Can I get a calorie count please? I am watching my figure!"

"Answer: I can assure you that watching your figure and buying a 40 pound bag of marshmallows are two entirely exclusive lifestyles. "

$345 CAD

Because everyone deserves the link

I shouldn't need any of your lucky charms as I'll be bringing my own.

Relevant Amazon product

You should get him diabetes in a box.

Great photo btw.

Available on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B008DJR6HU/

Another user's answer:

MyFitnessPal estimates 7 grams of dried marshmallows to be 25 calories.

That makes this 40 lb bag 453,592.5 calories.
If you are watching your diet at about 2000 calories per day, you could eat nothing but marshmallows from this bag for the next 226.8 days.

Source

And here it is: https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

I found the bag in question: here

As of viewing the page the question is the top question on the page

link for diabeetus

40 lb bag of marshmallows: $198.56/64,799 calories = $0.0031 / calorie

Human body: ($8.70 + $13.99 + $2.42)/81,500 calories = $0.00031/calorie

human body win every time

When you do a search on Amazon for "lucky charms marshmallows" and navigate to the link for the 40 lb bag, it will automatically toss a "ref" link onto the address for Amazon's tracking purposes. He found the product, and just copied the whole link from the address bar. Here is my "ref" link. I highly doubt the guy has a referral code set up for himself, since I'm guessing you need some pretty decent credentials to even apply. I usually remove all the extra garbage from the link when sharing, but not everybody is aware that they can do that.

Calm your tits.

Why stop there?

http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40lb/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1417231820&sr=8-3&keywords=lucky+charms+marshmellows

I think they sell it on amazon. Yep

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_n6xwyb7TRXYBT

Edit: someone also asked if they can be individually wrapped. LMAO.

The reviews are kind of funny too.

How about 40 pounds of knock off Lucky Charms marshmallows?

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=UV3AWKS5GK46&keywords=cereal+marshmallows+40+lbs&qid=1550674452&s=gateway&sprefix=cereal+marshmallows&sr=8-1

The Review

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/product-reviews/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2

The reviews are interesting.

Granted

I know what I want for my birthday.

OK, scrolled about half way down, and...

1. Sugar doesn't cause diabetes. Being overweight causes diabetes. So, eat these in moderation with exercise, and you're going to be just fine.
   
   
2. The "sugar high" is a myth.
   
   
3. These get super stale within a few days.
   
   
4. Amazon listing ($163)

Awesome, I just ordered this! Happy Birthday to me!

For anybody as curious as i was, it's unfortunately $200.

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Eww, Bart, don't put the non-marshmallow pieces back in the box. They go in the trash.

I find your lack of Google skills disturbing. Here you go - for the weak-minded. In fact, this is the link with the Q&A's the OP found.

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Fuck... OP is not wrong...

Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_LH5xCbYX682EV

The amazon page is actually gold

"How many days does it take to finish the box?

It's surprising how long it takes because the card board expands in your stomach and makes you feel full faster. It took me 8 days to eat the entire box jot including the tape and Amazon label"

Or the customers who viewed this also viewed:
Logitech G500 programmable gaming mouse,
Wholesale lot of 100 misprint ink pens ball point plastic retractable pens mixed and last but not least cold steel 97KMS Kukri machete?

They also come in 40 pound boxes https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Take life to the next level!

You can buy them in bulk on Amazon.

I got you fam

Here is a stellar review if you're not convinced:

> I hadn't thought before about how important diabetes is to a growing boy. My son, ostracized from the mainstream cliques because of his working pancreas, would come home hopelessly depressed - craving some recognition for his future in the entrenched world of football scholarships. He plays well, but kids today are just too involved in their identities as victims to really accept "healthies" anymore.

> After one particular hard practice, Billy came home covered in spinach stains because the vegans decided to protest that day. I hopped onto the Internet to find the easiest way to get my son out of shape. Lo and behold, the answer was right there in our favorite morning cereals.

> A few days later the package came in and I served it to Billy in a three gallon bowl filled with heavy cream. These became his go-to meals, eating them at least six times a day along with as much frozen sausage as he could stomach to stave off malnutrition.

> Fast forward two months, Billy's up 150 lbs with no chances in sports anymore and he's never been more popular. Type-two diabetes fell on him like a linebacker on ice skates and we couldn't be prouder. Now if only Amazon had something for our daughter to grow that muffin top she's always wanted, I could rest easy and finally let them take my feet.

Nah man. They're available from other sellers.

Once you've wrapped your head around that you can figure out what to do with 40 pounds of them.

The comments are even funnier. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_top?ie=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008DJR6HU/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it

Review

Link to the full review. Worth the read.

Who are we kidding. Let's just cut out the middle man.

Is it bad that I find this question more reasonable knowing that are talking about 40 lbs of LUCKY CHARMS MARSHMALLOWS?!

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Amazon has a much better deal for the same thing, you can buy 40 lbs of Marshmellows for only $150, or about $3.75/lb.

link to the marshmallows

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1482196678&sr=8-5&keywords=40+marshmallow

If anybody is doubting the legitimacy of the post...

Name: "40lbs Dehydrated Marshmallows"

$180

Purchase Link:
https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Save yourself time...

40 lb. case:
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40lb/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=sr_1_3?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1373556076&sr=1-3&keywords=cereal+marshmallows+20+lb

12 oz. to 6 lbs.:
http://www.amazon.com/3-Lb-Cereal-Marshmallows-Bulk/dp/B0084VBP2Y/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1373556076&sr=1-1-fkmr0&keywords=cereal+marshmallows+20+lb

Link for the curious/hungry:
http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40lb/dp/B008DJR6HU

GET YOUR DIABETES HERE

https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU

Do marbits count? Can I pick the shape?

Still some of my favorite Amazon reviews

only 8lb? or do you want this one?

Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_qH6xCbJNNB68A

That's disgusting. What's the link? :D

Edit: Oh NVM https://www.amazon.com/Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40-Case/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1549755914&sr=1-4&keywords=lucky+charms+marshmallows

Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oo6xCbABAVAZK

If anyone needs help finding it

Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_cO8xCbBRMS9SA

[If you want to see for yourself](Dehydrated Marshmallows Assorted 40 lb Case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_1H8xCbBEGB4G7)

Dude's not kidding

It's true.

Real men get the 40 pounder

http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Dehydrated-Marshmallows-Assorted-40lb/dp/B008DJR6HU

From a store it appears https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_JslsDbDA8BFC4

Amazon sells a 40lb bag of lucky charm marshmallows. It's life changing. And by life changing I mean you'll probably get the diabetes. But it will be the most flavorful journey

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008DJR6HU/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_tai_dqgMxbMHHA2EF