> bidet - freaking expensive

?????

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1564930886&s=gateway&sr=8-4

It is far cheaper to just get a bidet than using toilet paper alone, or toilet paper in conjunction with wet wipes. I did the math.

This is why I have a bidet. Amazon has cheap ones you can just add to your toilet without having to change the seat or anything, it just hooks up to the same water your toilet fills up with. I also hide the toilet paper when I have clients over, so they have to use it.

Also, as u/littlelove93 said:

What the fuck

Jesus Christ

Or buy a bidet and never worry about bleeding from your poo-hole again.

One negative that nobody ever mentions so I’m thinking it might just be the one I bought is that unless I sit just right it sprays the back of my nuts. There’s no way to adjust the angle so I have to deal with a little more cleanup than a quick bhole patdown about 50% of the time. Other than that it’s a big plus to my bowel movements.

I bought a cheap attachment one:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075MMHQX7/ref=ya_aw_oh_bia_dp?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=bidet&qid=1565788043&s=gateway&sr=8-5


\^The one I have at home. Easy installation, simple concept, no buttons, just a push handle. Works great.

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7

This one's been good to me.

A bidet attachment is the answer to all your shitty problems!

I have extensive experience with this!!

First and foremost, get her a bidet that attaches to the toilet. It will make post-pee/poo so much more manageable. Make sure to get one that is easy to operate and where she can turn the knob easily. Amazon has tons to choose from. Edit: This is the one I have experience with. Worked wonderfully and was easy to install.

Other helpful products:

-A loofah that suctions to the shower wall. Several at varying heights is even better. Also a loofah on a long handle for when she has more mobility.

-Shower protectors for her casts/bandages

-Finger foods she doesn't need utensils to use for when she gains some mobility back. Cut veggies, berries, and crackers are a good start.

-Pull-on pants without buttons. Don't have to be sweatpants, necessary. Again, you can find tons on Amazon.

-Slip-on shoes

Good luck to your mom!! If I think of anything else I'll let you know. :)

Bidet attachments are your friend.

I'm American but after using a bidet for a significant amount of time I get skeeved out anytime I watch something like this or listen to anybody talk about just using toilet paper. It just disgusts me.

Previous to owning one, I would always read comments on reddit of people saying "BUY A BIDET", and I would not have guessed i'd be one, but

BUY A BIDET

BUY A BIDET

BUY A BIDET

BUY A BIDET

I'll even link one and make it easy on you https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=bidet&qid=1573249557&sr=8-5.

Seriously, just click on that and buy it right now I don't give a fuck what you have to say. Just purchase that item and literally CHANGE YOUR LIFE you monkey. BUY IT NOW

size of your bathroom shouldn't matter.

I am talking about the bidet sprayer like this [Sprayer](https://www.amazon.com/gp/slredirect/picassoRedirect.html/ref=pa_sp_atf_aps_sr_pg1_2? ie=UTF8&adId=A08314182SUKXASDE6W4B&url=%2FJoyway-Sprayer-Set-Handheld-Kit-Bathroom-Cleaning%2Fdp%2FB0716PFM1W%2Fref%3Dsr_1_2_sspa%3Fkeywords%3Dbidet%26qid%3D1558471146%26s%3Dgateway%26sr%3D8-2-spons%26psc%3D1&qualifier=1558471146&id=134312742605033&widgetName=sp_atf)

or this

I have two different add-on cold water-only bidets:

1. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075MMHQX7/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
   
2. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003TPGPUW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
   
   Both are less than $30. Installation is easy for an existing toilet.

A bidget! I held out for so long. Will change the way you poop. $20
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075MMHQX7?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_pd_title

Turkish guy who lives in US here. I am using this bidet ($25 cost) and pretty happy with it so far: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075MMHQX7/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Can’t believe I pooped my whole life without a bidet

25 bucks

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075MMHQX7?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title

When they come over and inspect it, have them use it!

Check this one out. 20 bucks

Couple bucks more and you can get a decent under - seat attachment bidet and not have to worry about hand aiming a hose.


Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle and SafeCore Internal Valve https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_X1ZSDbT3Q7DMT



I'm about to jump off reddit, which means I'm gonna be using mine in about 30 seconds here.

I've had my eye on this one as well, since bidets can add weird stress points to toilet seats that could damage the plastic of the bidet.

Depends on your toilet seat of course.

This brand claims it's thin enough not to add any stress points to the toilet seat:

https://www.amazon.ca/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_9?keywords=bidet&qid=1571365098&sr=8-9&th=1

You don't need to own your home. The most practical and least expensive kind just fits under the toilet seat. Takes 10 minutes to install or remove. Like this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=bidet&qid=1571179002&sr=8-5

Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 | Fresh Water Spray | Non-Electric | Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle | SafeCore Internal Valve | Nozzle Guard | Easy to Install https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_prN2BbKK399N6

Simple, sleek and super high quality parts from a reputable company. Old bidet which cost a little more lasted 3 months, got 2 of these and they’ve been going solid for 7 months.

Ive used this one

https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7

We have this one: https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1565981201&s=gateway&sr=8-4

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It's a cold-water-only one, but it works perfect, and is so much better.

We have ALL had this happen, please don't feel alone, or desperate. I can say that bidets are LIFE changing. They also really help with irritation. Here's one that you just attach to your existing toilet seat, and costs about $25. Brondell is a great brand, too (they make the super upscale ones, too). It gives you exactly the same effect as a shower, only without having to shower, and only works where you need it to work. (Also, if you feel like there's a little "left over," all you have to do is sit on the toilet and turn the bidet on!) https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=pd_cp_60_2?pd_rd_w=AASfp&pf_rd_p=ef4dc990-a9ca-4945-ae0b-f8d549198ed6&pf_rd_r=00E2J3KRWWYVEH6XGC8Y&pd_rd_r=e37b109c-a2c9-11e9-a9ae-270e3ef58a57&pd_rd_wg=2kBOB&pd_rd_i=B075MMHQX7&psc=1&refRID=00E2J3KRWWYVEH6XGC8Y

Most don't require electricity. This one, for example. This one is slightly nicer and also requires no electricity. There are also hand sprayer models: I opened the wall and plumbed mine to both the hot and cold so I can wash my ass with warm water. This one just tees off the toilet supply line.

When I was dealing with #WaterGate for a couple months, my butthole would get a little bloody from wiping so much. I eventually got a bidet to attach to my toilet. It saved my ass, LITERALLY. My toilet paper use is dramatically lower. All you need to do it dab dry.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B075MMHQX7/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

it's easy to install. takes about 10 min

amazon

pretty damn close

Took about 15 min to install, super easy https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1556297274&s=gateway&sr=8-4

Nah, you can get bolt-ons for like $30 on Amazon. And they work great -- I love mine.

Correction -- $22!

Here is one, check out others like it. These washlets are amazing. Brondell Bidet - Thinline SimpleSpa SS-150 | Fresh Water Spray | Non-Electric | Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Self Cleaning Nozzle | SafeCore Internal Valve | Nozzle Guard | Easy to Install https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_NYlSAbDWDE64M

Just installed one this weekend - got back from a trip to Korea and loved the fancy one in the hotel. Couldn't see spending thousands on the fancy Toto models, but the Brondell at https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ works just fine, and is, uh, bracing after the morning deposit.

It was a pain to install on my all-in-one fancy modern toilet, but if you're careful with the plumbing totally doable by an amateur plumber. If your toilet hookup is visible and exposed it should be really easy. $30 to try it out doesn't seem like a bad investment...

>https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-Bidet-SimpleSpa-Non-Electric-Attachment/dp/B075MMHQX7/ref=sr\_1\_4?keywords=bidet&qid=1564930886&s=gateway&sr=8-4

Gotta say, ascension8438, your endorsement has made me finally order a bidet. Thank you stranger!