(Part 2) Best toilet seats according to redditors
We found 168 Reddit comments discussing the best toilet seats. We ranked the 78 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
Hi, I run a business called ShakeproofLA and what I do is set people up to get ready for The Big One.
To set the stage, you have to understand that Los Angeles has, historically, had a major earthquake every 100 years, but right now we haven't a big one since 1857 when a 7.9 struck Fort Tejon.
So, add that extra 60 years to the amount of tectonic pressure that will be released when it finally does happen.
Now, what I'm going to say will scare the shit out of people, but here it is: When the next major quake hits LA it will be a major, major catastrophe. Thousands of people will die and the damage will be counted in the tens, if not hundreds of billions of dollars.
The water mains will break. The highways will crumble. The gas lines will erupt and fires will break out all over the place. It's estimated, worst case scenario, that 1/3 of the city will burn down, partially due to the broken water mains. If the earthquake is during a heatwave, those problems will be compounded.
The dust and smoke and pollutants (asbestos, etc) thrown up by the quake will cause further health problems down the line as well.
Downtown, all the glass in the buildings will break and fall. Except glass doesn't fall straight down, it floats down like a leaf, meaning that it will be thousands of razor blades slicing across the street. The fire department thinks there will be up to 10 feet of broken glass in the streets afterwards. Moreover, some 1/3 of the buildings in downtown could collapse, including many of the skyscrapers which were build using flawed construction techniques, during the 60's and 70's and 80's. Many of those same buildings are packed with asbestos, much like the World Trade center.
Scary AF, right? Well, I have a motto: "It's absolutely going to happen, so don't worry." All you can do it get prepared.
As the freeways will be out, there's basically going to be no leaving town. More likely than not, you will have to shelter in place. That being the case, you will need supplies.
Here's a list of ABSOLUTE NECESSITIES for you to have on hand. It's only a few hundred bucks and it very well could be the difference between life and death.
What I have listed are only suggestions and I'm not endorsing any particular brand over another. If you find something that does the same job for cheaper, great.
Food
Have at least 2 weeks supply of food above and beyond what is kept in the freezer and/or pantry. Below are some options, but feel free to search around and find the best price/amount for you and your family
Food Option 1
Food Option 2
Food Option 3
Radios
Emergency Radios are a must-have and the wind-up type, with a flashlight cover multiple bases at once.
Radio Option 1
Radio Option 2
Water
These jugs are available at any local Home Depot and will last for 5 years in storage. Do not store on concrete floors at it will leech, instead store on wood, cardboard or carpet only. You want one jug per person per week. Additionally, if you have a hot water heater, wait until it cools and use that. Be aware that the first water that comes out will be mostly mineral silt, so be sure to run it through a coffee filter.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/5-Gal-Water-No-Exchange-Initial-Purchase-5GALIP2/205227468
The Lifestraw allows you to drink any gross water you find.
Lifestraw
If you have an outdoor grill, great. That's your cooking platform. Make sure you have extra propane. If not, get a camp stove.
Camp Stove 1
Propane -
To be sourced locally.
Honey Buckets
You're going to need a place to poop, right? Get a honey bucket, or get hepatitis. Your choice.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079GFLVLM/ref=twister_B079C4GN4M?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
https://www.amazon.com/LEAKTITE-B5GSKD-5GAL-Black-Plastic/dp/B000VBW17S/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1529963064&sr=8-3&keywords=5+gallon+bucket
https://www.amazon.com/Besli-Gallon-DrawString-Strong-Garbage/dp/B075ST2KJ9/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1529963592&sr=1-4&keywords=5%2Bgallon%2Bgarbage%2Bbags&th=1
First Aid Kit
DUST MASKS
I can't emphasize enough for people to buy these. N95 is the standard you want, as it will filter most pollutants. Buy these and don't get mesothelioma later in life.
Towelettes
Power Station
And the list continues. Have a car kit ready, consisting of water (I like VOSS water, as it's in glass, a couple Clif bars, a hat, sunblock, and old pair of walking sneakers and a space blanket. And dust masks. Don't forget those.
Fill out a FEMA Emergency Plan. and you'll really know where to go and who to contact in an emergency.
And that's the basics. Two weeks of survival supplies and FEMA will be on the scene, hopefully and roads will be open enough to get out of dodge.
Another good idea is to strap your furniture and TV to the walls, into the studs. I'd provide a guide, but that's my job, y'all.
Toilet seats can break easily. I use a "Big John" toilet seat. They can handle up to 1200 pounds.
These days, I wouldn't want to try the stairs or the floors of the duplex my grandparents used to live in. And sometimes I think I could pull a stairway railing right out of the base if I put all my weight against it.
Ive seen that exact toilet seat on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074WC162L/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_ACx3BbWVCT6WQ
Foam Finger
Toilet
Nerds Candy Box
There are others on the Rasta Imposta amazon listing.
Something like this the separate lids for every compartment makes it very safe even if it gets knocked over when you’re in the middle of changing jewelry.
Please that's nothing. You've REALLY made it when your toilet seat has a temperature controlled bidet, hot air dryer, heated seat and remote control.
This shit is expensive. Like, literally.
There's ones from a bunch of manufacturers at different price points. I use this one from Bath Royale. The downsides are it has to be tightened every so often and if a boy is sitting on it they have to point themselves down. Many standalone child seats have plastic or silicone barriers so they can't accidentally shoot pee through the gap between the seat and bowl, onto their pants and leaving a puddle of urine on the floor.
Definitely an option too. Just found this on amazon: https://www.amazon.com/813902-N-WH-Sanborne-Elongated-Nightlight-Quick-Release/dp/B01B3FEQPK/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_60_tr_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=CD288BD2VKB4FTW42ZNB&th=1
Only $40! https://www.amazon.com/Sanilo-Elongated-Toilet-Choice-Antique/dp/B07BN2NNPK
Just replace the screws, dude.
https://www.amazon.com/Universal-White-Plastic-Toilet-Hinges/dp/B0742HB7VH
you all need to look in to japanese seat covers.
if no one has one of these, i would suggest getting it ASAP.
see amazon link for what i mean.
great any time of year, makes such a difference.
you need more than one so that when 1 is washing, 1 replaces.
With today's technology, I'm certain that it exists. I've taken my time to collect the following links below for you lad.
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https://www.amazon.com/Flush-Down-Automatic-Elongated-available/dp/B00WL1ZOUW
This might be something for you, unsure.
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Best of luck!
This looks close.
Toilet Seat Square White for Easy Cleaning and Hinge Replacement,Strong Hinges Slowly Closed https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VQ16XVL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_bxKODb410ZPWK
this already exists and has for years
Oh yeah! Something that really helped me was taking sitz baths (basically just a warm water soak for your perineum.) You can do it in the bathtub , but you can get plastic sitz baths that fit over your toilet so you don't have to deal with getting in and out of the tub. My surgeon sent me home with one, but you can get them at places like Walgreens, CBS, etc, or online ([this one on Amazon](Elongated Sitz Bath, Rose, 1.6 EL https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VS1HD0U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_8qUgDbAWK14N2) is identical to the one they sent me home with.)
I started making a habit of doing a sitz bath after my nightly dilation, and it seemed to help quite a bit. It was really soothing too.
https://www.amazon.com/Warm-Fuzzy-Toilet-Seat-Covers/dp/B00N3KKGNK
Yep, like this but a different brand.
Seriously.. he doesn't know what he is missing. I mean just look at the lovely lady I spent my last weekend with. Still makes you drugging him all the more impressive if he wasn't inebriated. You must have made the ol Bob Saget special.
Where is that?? I know toilets to look like this (hope that link works, got it off google images). The trigger thing on the front flushes the toilet, same sized flush every time!
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Big-John-Standard-Elongated-Closed-Front-Toilet-Seat-with-Cover-in-White-6-W/203104572
https://www.amazon.com/Big-John-Oversized-Toilet-Stainless/dp/B000QSJXC2?th=1
https://www.plumbingsupply.com/oversized-toiletseats.html
When I have to take that cold early-morning shit I run it over with the hair dryer for about a minute till it gets lukewarm. I'm saving up for one of these. Although that's kind of a luxury, I could also solve the cold-seat problem with this, 8x cheaper.
What about this option?