(Part 3) Top products from r/funny
We found 165 product mentions on r/funny. We ranked the 9,334 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 41-60. You can also go back to the previous section.
42. Delta Faucet 10-inch Adjustable Extension Shower Arm for Shower Heads, Chrome UA902-PK
Sentiment score: 3
Number of reviews: 9
Lifetime limited warranty: You can install with confidence, knowing Delta’s shower arms are backed by Delta Faucet’s lifetime limited warrantyExtend your shower head: Customize your shower experience with this adjustable shower extension arm that extends up to 18 inchesDurable material: Made of ...
43. Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 9
Quality Automatic movement; Functions without a battery; Powers automatically with the movement of your armHesalite crystalCase diameter: 46.5 mmTitanium case; Blue dial; Chronograph functionsWater-resistant to 1000 M (3300 feet)
44. Cards Against Humanity
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 8
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.This is the main game. Buy this first.Contains 500 white cards and 100 black cards for maximum replayability.Includes a booklet of sensible game rules and preposterous alternate rules.America's #1 gerbil coffin.
45. Everyone Poops (Turtleback Binding Edition)
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 8
47. AudioQuest Diamond HDMI 2 m HDMI Black Cable HDMI – HDMI Cables (2 m, HDMI Type A (Standard), HDMI Type A (Standard), 3d, 10.2 Gbit/s, Black)
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 8
Solid Perfect-Surface Silver (PSS) ConductorsLow Jitter, Low Distortion AudioSignal Conductors Controlled for Digital Audio DirectionBi-Directional Ethernet Communication and Audio Return Channel EnabledDielectric-Bias System (DBS US Pat # 7,126,055) Significantly Improves Audio Performance
48. Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 8
Gotham Books
49. Specialty Products 30007C Barbasol Can Safe
Sentiment score: 0
Number of reviews: 8
Made from genuine product containersScrew off bottomPractical gift for any occasionPerfect for Home Office School Travel RV's and BoatsThe best place to hide anything is in plain sight
50. Allen Carr's Easy Way To Stop Smoking
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 8
The Easyway to Stop Smoking
52. Baker's Edge Nonstick Edge Brownie Pan
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 8
Adds two chewy edges to every brownie.Fits standard box mixes with no adjustments necessary.One continuous chamber, so batter can be easily spread.Durable nonstick coating and heavy gauge cast aluminum construction.Made in the USA, nylon spatula and brownie recipes included.
53. BIC MISS BIC FOR HER BALLPEN BLACK PK12
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 7
Designed to fit in a smaller hand. Provides consistent smooth writing. Line width: 0.4mm. Black. Packed 12.Ond491630
55. Logitech Washable Wired Keyboard K310
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 7
Washable keyboard: Easy to clean and dry with hand-wash-safe designUltra-durable: Built to take a washing and pounding - durable keys with laser printing and UV coatingComfortable typing: Familiar keyboard layout and clean contemporary design feels and looks greatPlug and play simplicity: Plug the k...
56. Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white)
Sentiment score: 5
Number of reviews: 7
A LUXURIOUS LOOK AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE- With its sleek design, chrome-plated knobs, and high-quality parts, our bidet attachment will give your bathroom a next-level look. Constructed with high-pressure faucet quality valves with metal/ceramic cores and braided steel hoses instead of traditional pla...
57. Plasticolor 003700R01 Star Wars Accordion Sunshade
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 7
Universal in size 0.25"W x 57"D x 28H"Folds up accordion-style for easy storage when not in useElastic strap keeps shade folded during storageOfficially licensed product
58. Liquid Ass
Sentiment score: 1
Number of reviews: 7
Liquid Ass is made in the USA and never ships from ChinaHighly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spraySmells like Ass; Only worse30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissionsExcellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games beginSimple application...
They are super nice. I just bought a cheep one a year ago and i'm SOOOO glad I did.
But yes, you want TP after you bidet, but just like 2 squares to dry.... But if you dont have any tp, it's just slightly annoying to have a completely clean but slightly damp tush. Annoying vs unlivable.
If you're curious This is the one I suggest. It's $35. I did a lot of research and this one is well reviewed for the price. Installation is about 10 min, you have to unscrew the hose for the toilet, screw it back on, then take of the toilet seat, and put it back on. $35 is throw away money for most people. And you'll save loads on TP so it'll pay for it's self easy. And of course if you ever get the burning shits, you'll be blessing my name.
Seriously, just do it.
Yes, yes. This scenario is kind of the whole point of the title.
Anyway, If you like The Onion or The Daily Show, you'd enjoy How To Be Black (even if you aren't). Baratunde Thurston (the author) is a director and a producer of both, respectively. And, just to make absolutely sure the rest of us feel like unaccomplished shlubs, he's also a fellow at the MIT Media Lab.
http://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Black-Baratunde-Thurston/dp/0062003224
> The Onion’s Baratunde Thurston shares his 30-plus years of expertise in being black, with helpful essays like “How to Be the Black Friend,” “How to Speak for All Black People,” “How To Celebrate Black History Month,” and more, in this satirical guide to race issues—written for black people and those who love them. Audacious, cunning, and razor-sharp, How to Be Black exposes the mass-media’s insidiously racist, monochromatic portrayal of black culture’s richness and variety. Fans of Stuff White People Like, This Week in Blackness, and Ending Racism in About an Hour will be captivated, uplifted, incensed, and inspired by this hilarious and powerful attack on America’s blacklisting of black culture: Baratunde Thurston’s How to Be Black.
Oh I do, and everytime I see her, there's poop questions. I'm probably sitting at Type 3 most days, but the spicy nugs push it to more like Type 6 (Type 7 if there's booze involved). I got her this book, and she seemed quite pleased.
Thanks for the concern though!
Or better yet buy the game on amazon and support the awesome result of a kickstarter project
http://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity/dp/B004S8F7QM
I don't think that this comment will be read by OP, but I have something interesting for him, so here I go. This book made me stop smoking. I bought it on January 30, and got it on February 12. On February 29 I was 100% smoke free. I can drink alcohol, and I don't have any cravings. I can be with friends that smoke, and I don't have any cravings. This book changed my life.
Look no further.
Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_C9MQybPPGYTH7
Bonus quote from reviews:
"Speaking as a hirsute gentleman, the Luxe Bidet Neo 120 has soured me on pooping in bidet-less toilets forever. It's shown me the difference between rubbing peanut butter out of shag carpeting with a paper towel, and that sparkling clean feeling you get right when you step out of the shower."
Can I recommend "Letters from a nut" if you enjoy these letters. It's a great toilet book.
What's the link to it? You're definitely funny, and I'd love to read more.
Also, the "crazy letters" idea reminds me of the book Letters from a Nut. I recommend it.
I just love the awesome product image
If the blowjobs don't work out, try reading Allen Carr's The Easy Way to Stop Smoking.
I never thought reading a book would get me to quit smoking, but I read it in one day two years ago and haven't smoked since! Good luck on your journey, friend.
If you like these you really need to get "The Lazlo Letters" by Don Novello (the guy who did Father Guido Sarducci.)
He sent letters to companies as a conservative reactionary, but wrote them so they really sounded authentic, and got some awesome responses.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
The author is a pretty funny person. Her writing is rather witty.
Pretty funny stuff. Reminded me of an old favorite I had forgotten about, the Lazlo Toth letters, from Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci). He wrote letters to stores, famous people, etc, and published a book of them - Book linkon Amazon
Hilarious book, but Seinfeld only wrote the introduction. The author, Ted L. Nancy, is the pseudonym of writer/ comedian Barry Marder.
Edit: Some people suspected the author was either Seinfeld or Larry David, until Seinfeld finally outed Marder.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008D1JRIO/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1511612063&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=washable+keyboard&dpPl=1&dpID=41lIUWkuf%2BL&ref=plSrch would make a great xmas gift
From one tall person to another get one of these then a rain style showerhead.
It's a great feeling to stand up straight and have the water wash over all of you, front and back.
Yea, the car sun shade also
Edit: this one is pretty sweet too
If this tickled your funny bone, you'd love The Lazlo Letters. Maybe not as funny if you are under 30, though. You can find some of them as PDFs on the web, and try them out.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/1563052857/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_awdm_D0NXtb13R62HG
Actually sounds like an interesting book.....well there goes $12 to Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mw_dp_mdsc?dsc=1
Older houses were built for the generations before us. Better nutrition allowed us to grow taller than our parents and this has been going on for a few generations. I'm a builder and the ones I build come out of the ceiling or up around 6'4' depending on the installation. But we've also got to take the shorter of us into account too. So we use something like this http://www.amazon.com/UA902-PK-Universal-Showering-Components-Adjustable/dp/B0064TYE9Y/ref=sr_1_5/189-6573436-0688128?ie=UTF8&qid=1416201795&sr=8-5&keywords=Rainfall+Showerhead
Lots of different designs are available and if you shop around you can get what fits your needs pretty cheaply. I hate to say it but Walmart has a decent selection. They have to serve a lot of freaks so they're going to have a good selection that are designed differently. The majority have a pulse setting but they sell standard ones too.
that's the best part!
https://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448
For anyone wondering this is a real book and it is both hilarious and poignant. I'd highly recommend it.
I recommend the $40 one http://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1419034659&sr=8-5&keywords=bidet
It has a splash guard and the water line is a little more protected under the seat. I had a cheaper model break under the seat.
Some more superb reviews available here.
Amazon has a slightly better deal :-)
http://www.amazon.com/Plasticolor-003700R01-Star-Accordion-Sunshade/dp/B00COYNZJ8
if you liked the op, you'll like these:
http://www.amazon.com/Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1254661089&sr=8-1
Bruh. Buy this guy and install it.
Best $35 you'll ever spend. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_vtA3Bb2H598MF
This is why I always liked Alton Brown on Good Eats. He would always try to pick recipes and find ways around such extravagances. Want to have more edges on your brownies to get that extra crunch? You could go buy a $37 specialty pan, or maybe just go ahead and make them in the cupcake tin you already have. Does the recipe call for an incredibly expensive mushroom grown only in Svenborgia? Sure, but many local markets for international cuisine have something nearly identical for almost nothing.
Also, here's another link to the doormat to protect your innocent drug dealer from corrupt cops: http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572
Look up the reviews for “Liquid ass” on Amazon if you want to make your day better. Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/product-reviews/B000OCEWGW
Here you go there's also a cheaper one listed below but Logitech is good.
For $35 you can have one!
Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_xLEQAbHNG499A
Reminds me of Letters From A Nut by Ted L. Nancy
I like this, but I think we can make an integrated, all-in-one solution by using dye with some Liquid Ass mixed in. We could call it "Purple Stank".
I have this one and don't know how I lived without it.
Luxe Bidet Neo 120 - Self Cleaning Nozzle - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Attachment (blue and white) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_y7ZCxbZ57VF12
> Allen Carrs the easy way to quit smoking
Is this it?
Were you inspired by The Lazlo Letters? http://www.amazon.com/Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857
You guys might like
[Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch](http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_1?s=watches&ie=UTF8&qid=1394910679&sr=1-
1&keywords=zenith+defy+xtreme)
and the Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer's reviews.
And yes, you can buy the can
I wish my hdmi cable was that cheap
I can’t even.. tap it!
Edit: for mobile users with huge fingers: https://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1509829278&sr=8-3&keywords=all+edges+brownie+pan
You might like this book if you haven't already read it.
A guy did a whole book of stuff like this about 13 or 14 years ago through snail mail. Some of them are a hoot.
http://www.amazon.com/Letters-Nut-Ted-L-Nancy/dp/0380973545
I would think a security chief would be aware of the eats, shoots and leaves issue.
Reminds me of the reviews for AudioQuest Diamond HDMI cables
Unscrew shower head, screw this on:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0064TYE9Y
screw shower head on to that.
If that's not enough, there are other options, or you can go with a hand held head on a flex hose.
Here is the original link:
http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/product-reviews/B001K3IXW8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
<$20 solution
http://www.amazon.com/UA902-PK-Universal-Showering-Components-Adjustable/dp/B0064TYE9Y/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1422656641&amp;sr=8-4&amp;keywords=flexible+shower+arm&amp;pebp=1422656640170&amp;peasin=B0064TYE9Y
Why do people put up with this? Either get a detachable shower head or an extension arm.
If you live in an apartment just keep the original one so you can put it back on when you move out. You can usually install them without even using any tools.
Same problem here, I got a shower head extension, $20, does the job beautifully!
My dad was a smoker since I was born (har har), and tried to quit several times. A few years ago, he read this book and it worked for him. He says he gave it to all his friends afterwards, swears by it now. I don't know if it'll work for you, but give it a try I guess?
Wait, I just ordered (and received) my copy a week or two ago. Did I get my order in just before it sold out or something?
Edit - Amazon link
In stock there and qualifies for amazon prime...
Why Amazon? Why? http://www.amazon.com/Plasticolor-003700R01-Star-Accordion-Sunshade/dp/B00COYNZJ8
Bullshit
EDIT: Here is the company sight for said product. I wouldn't want to not give credit where credit was due.
35 bucks on amazon! Installed on all the toilets. First thing I had ordered even we moved in to the new house. amazon bidet for 35
Laslo Toth Letters by Don Novelllo is also recommended
This book was written by Baratunde Thurston, published in 2012. https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Black-Baratunde-Thurston/dp/0062003224
He has been an occasional guest on This Week in Tech, was digital director for The Onion, and is currently the supervising producer of original digital content for the Daily Show with Trevor Noah.
He’s also funny as fuck.
And for anyone who just wants to know what the actual book is, it's Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking.
Allen Carr's Easy Way to Stop Smoking
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0615482155
It's on my Amazon wishlist:
Cards Against Humanity
Link to Amazon page.
If want authenticity, you can check out The Lazlo Letters or Letters from a Nut
This is the same reason I hate EVERY shower. Buy one of these, it will be the best $20 bucks you'll ever spend. Take it with you when you travel.
You may want to invest in this.
Did anyone else notice their 5th product feature on amazon.com? Made me lol.
For those too lazy, here's the spoiler:
0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation
If you want more craziness like this I'd suggest reading Letters from a nut
I'm 6'4" and I use This to solve the problem. No more bending over in the shower. Unless you want to :)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1479536118&amp;sr=8-1&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&amp;keywords=how+to+be+black
There you go
Correct.
The book
Nothing to take creep shots over.
It's a real book, guys
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0062003224/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1478406941&amp;sr=1-1&amp;pi=SY200_QL40&amp;keywords=how+to+be+black&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=41F7kGUmSHL&amp;ref=plSrch
guess this book is a big fat liar
Some educational literature for your office.
https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Turtleback-School-Library-Binding/dp/0613685725
Just click it (SFW)
Why is this NSFW? "Everybody poops"
https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Turtleback-School-Library-Binding/dp/0613685725
Everyone Poops
http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Turtleback-Library-Binding-Edition/dp/0613685725
guess this book is a big fat liar
See also: http://www.amazon.com/The-Lazlo-Letters-Don-Novello/dp/1563052857
Learn
Relevant.
Eats Shoots and Leaves
https://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Tolerance-Punctuation/dp/1592402038
Here.
You can get one of these on Amazon
You can get it right here.
Just ordered one. http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572
Or $13.
Source --->> http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0/
Budget version:
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0
could start with these or find their supplier and buy direct.
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1371833894&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=shaving+cream+safe
I've considered buying this
The brownie pan for you:
http://www.amazon.com/Bakers-Edge-Nonstick-Brownie-Pan/dp/B000MMK448
Oderus.
Maye this will help her
Mirrored at the source.
For the inquiring: http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8
http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8
http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/product-reviews/B001K3IXW8/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
just read a couple of reviews about this ridiculous watch.
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THIS comes in a close second for me.
here you go
Oh I dunno about that
Non-mobile version.
Unless it was this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003CT2A2M?pc_redir=1406538610&amp;robot_redir=1
would this product qualify?
You're gonna need this to clean the sink.
https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA?th=1
That's why this exists
it's real
http://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA
https://www.amazon.com/Maybe-Touched-Your-Genitals-Sanitizer/dp/B004CPQBRA?th=1
Only $5.49!
I thought this was an apt name for it.
Non mobile link I think
There's also BIC pens for her.
Link to more reviews: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004FTGJUW/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=1
[link to pens] (http://www.amazon.co.uk/BIC-For-Amber-Medium-Ballpoint/dp/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/276-9434076-7140210)
check out the one for the bic for women pen
https://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B004FTGJUW/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful/276-6788303-4893364?ie=UTF8&amp;showViewpoints=0
All of the reviews can be found here!
Keep an eye on http://www.amazon.com/Cards-Against-Humanity/dp/B004S8F7QM
I got them for $25+shipping.
Atheist version.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0064TYE9Y/ref=oh_details_o08_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&amp;psc=1
Logitech Washable Wired Keyboard K310 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008D1JRIO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_0O7QCb6MTEPXH
It comes with a tiny brush too.
I literally run it in hot water for five minutes.
Had it 6 years.
Logitech K310
https://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Washable-Wired-Keyboard-K310/dp/B008D1JRIO
Logitech Washable Keyboard
Got mine from Amazon
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00COYNZJ8
http://www.amazon.com/Plasticolor-003700R01-Star-Accordion-Sunshade/dp/B00COYNZJ8
I'll just leave this here.
I use this :) No problems like that anymore
http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-Washable-Keyboard-K310-Windows/dp/B008D1JRIO
A cheaper alternative that isn't as cool.
http://www.amazon.com/Southwest-Specialty-Products-30007C-Barbasol/dp/B000HZ8RN0
Still doesn't beat the value of [this] (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001K3IXW8/Product_display-20?ie=UTF8)
Amazon.com often has issues shipping stuff to Canada. It's not like it isn't available on Amazon.ca though.
We did a variation of this one when I was a freshman, only using a bottle of this bio-weapon you can by on Amazon. We diluted it a little with water, but it was still devastatingly effective. Came close to getting our housing contract revoked over it...
This book made all the difference for me- The Easy Way to Stop Smoking by Allen Carr;
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0615482155/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1505431259&amp;sr=8-1&amp;pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&amp;keywords=easy+way+to+stop+smoking&amp;dpPl=1&amp;dpID=51TR%2BW3AlaL&amp;ref=plSrch
I quit and never looked back thanks to that book- I've lost count of how many years it's been now. Went from a pack a day to not giving any fucks about cigarettes.
This "joke" doormat is no joke...
No, you need this cable.
For the lazy: http://www.amazon.com/Come-Back-Indoor-Outdoor-Doormat/dp/B00020O572/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1395708099&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=come+back+with+a+warrant+doormat
Someone poured a whole bottle of this https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW into the air ducts. The entire school stank for the rest of the month. It started to precipitate in the lockers.
The giant panda is actually the most dangerous bear in the world, because it eats, shoots & leaves.
well, yea, except my co-workers keep trying to kill me.
^I'll ^show ^myself ^out
^http://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Tolerance-Punctuation/dp/1592402038
so I suppose you would hate living with someone that owns THIS
You can get the Star Wars sun shield I have one in my car!
I have this keyboard because my daughter managed to spill something nasty on my last one and killed it. I decided (when I found this one for cheaper at the time) to try it and she hasn't managed to kill it even though water, soda, and sweet and sour sauce have all made it on to my keyboard.
FWIW, everyone is different. I quit 4 years ago and it seems bizarre to me that I smoked 30 cigarettes a day for 20 years. And I fucking loved smoking. But now it seems like that was something someone else did, not me. I have zero interest in it and no cravings.
As stupid as the title might be this book really did work. I scoffed at it for years while failing to quit multiple times. All it does is lay out like 10-15 different reasons why smoking sucks and then just restates them in different ways. Eventually a couple of them will resonate with you and give your brain something to latch onto. Don't get me wrong, it's still going to hurt, but it's only going to hurt for like 2 weeks during the physical withdrawal. After that, at least for me, the closest I ever got to another cigarette is that sometimes I wanted to want to smoke. I didn't actually want to smoke, I just had some nostalgia for that time.