Reddit Reddit reviews Cards Against Humanity

We found 184 Reddit comments about Cards Against Humanity. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.

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Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.This is the main game. Buy this first.Contains 500 white cards and 100 black cards for maximum replayability.Includes a booklet of sensible game rules and preposterous alternate rules.America's #1 gerbil coffin.
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184 Reddit comments about Cards Against Humanity:

u/warderin · 40 pointsr/femalefashionadvice

Cards Against Humanity - $25. If you haven't played it, you've probably heard of it. A great party game, and a good gift for the offensive people in your life.

P.S. You can get the game plus 2 expansions for <$50 right now

u/UrbanDEV · 17 pointsr/funny

Or better yet buy the game on amazon and support the awesome result of a kickstarter project

u/YNinja58 · 15 pointsr/IAmA

I think you'd be a big fan of Cards Against Humanity. The only skill you need to play is a sense of humor :-)

u/TheRubyRedPirate · 13 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/asc33 · 11 pointsr/CampingandHiking

Cards Against Humanity

If you guys are carrying booze, this is the perfect complement. Also, not heavy (just cards) and endlessly amusing. ProTip: pack it in using ziplocks to keep it safe in case the pack goes for a swim.

u/siegewolf · 8 pointsr/Games
u/Solodolo2015 · 8 pointsr/videos
u/fayehanna · 6 pointsr/weddingplanning

I was just thinking Cards Against Humanity is a super fun ice breaker! (just dirty and stuff). I was playing at a party we were hosting and my aunt and uncle stopped by, I thought my aunt would be a total prude about it but she ended up winning the game!

u/[deleted] · 6 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/Grahamcracker4m · 5 pointsr/cardsagainsthumanity

Ever since the first time I saw my first Cards Against Humanity card that read "Mecha Hitler" and said outloud "Whisky-Tango-Foxtrot?", I've been hooked. What I really love is the spirit of the guys behind it. They made it open-source and gave it to the masses for free in the form of do-it-yourself cards. The drawback is, your cutting skills almost certainly suck.

In the same spirit of wanting to make this game available to everyone, including those who are so astoundingly lazy that they won't take the time to properly cut their cards, I give you Business Cards Against Humanity. It's pretty much the same as the do-it-yourself cards, but it's set up to work with common business card cutters you'll find at most print shops. The result is nice, very uniform cards. Here's how it works:

  1. Download the pdf files you want to use
  2. Take them to your local print shop. I used Staples, and they should have the correct business card cutter too.
  3. Print them out on thick cardstock, ask for matte BCIM if they have it.
  4. Have them print one test page and run it through the cutter.
  5. If all is well, run the rest through.

    Here's some tips.

  • Get a quote on the entire job before they print. You don't want any hidden fees after the fact. Call it in if you are feeling lazy.
  • Like the do-it-yourself cards, ask if they will print them on their color printer at the black and white prices since, you know, it's all in black and white anyways, the color printer just does a much better job.
  • Ask if they will run it through the cutter for free or not. Apparently Staples doesn't have a fee set up for just that, they said some other stores may charge one or two dollars, or worst case charge the same price as it costs to print custom business cards from their kiosk.
  • I suggest you use the black backs file to print solid black on the back of the black cards, they will have to run it through a second time for that.
  • If you want you can skip the card extras file, it has the rules, fill-in-yourself black and white cards, and display cards for the nice little cardboard box the finished cards came in.

    Any feedback on this is much appreciated. I've got more that I want to do with the sets, but I'm pretty busy at the moment. Eventually I'll have the expansions when I find out if they too are Creative Commons licensed like the original game, I've heard conflicting points of view on that. I'll also have a way for you to make your own cards, this was actually made using just Publisher and Excel, I'll get the files up once I can make it easier to do.

    Lastly, I have no affiliations with CAH. The original game, and all glory go to the hypnotoad the fine folks at Cards Against Humanity. I made this just as a fan of the original. Speaking of which, go buy a copy. It's much nicer than this version, this is mostly so you can have nice cards when they are sold out/you have $10 to print but not $25 to buy the real thing.
u/cactipus · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

Technically no board involved, but Cards Against Humanity is a lot of fun.

And they have an expansion pack now!

u/knubby · 4 pointsr/orangecounty

I just ordered Cards Against Humanity Amazon Link. Fellow Redditors unite!

u/KovaaK · 4 pointsr/funny

Keep an eye on

I got them for $25+shipping.

u/what_the_crap · 3 pointsr/trees
u/JeffFBA · 3 pointsr/kickstarter

$25 delivered in two days. Or You can even next day it for $5 more.

Also why are you spamming like this? This kind of post on reddit ensures I will never buy it now.

u/themangeraaad · 3 pointsr/funny

Wait, I just ordered (and received) my copy a week or two ago. Did I get my order in just before it sold out or something?

Edit - Amazon link

In stock there and qualifies for amazon prime...

u/D3adkl0wn · 3 pointsr/funny often has issues shipping stuff to Canada. It's not like it isn't available on though.

u/Wotdoitype · 3 pointsr/santashelpers

Hey! My group of friends have a very similar interests to your boyfriend, and we recently got Cards against Humanity

We use it as a drinking game, and also for a bit of banter! Only cost $25 but could be bundled with some other gifts!

u/speculates · 3 pointsr/Indiemakeupandmore

This year I made an amazon wishlist, and the nice thing about it is you can add items from any website to it (there's a google chrome extension but you can do it from your amazon wishlist, as well.) Some things that I added:

  • Gift cards to Etsy and places I like to buy clothes from
  • A new pair of cheapo earbuds for my purse
  • These nice headphones
  • A new ambidexterious gaming mouse (I game right handed but prefer to do everything else on the computer left handed and I don't want multiple mice)
  • Crafty things (wool, painting supplies, watercolour paper)
  • Food/candy items for stocking stuffer ideas
  • A 64gb usb 3.0 drive
  • A new ipod charging cable
  • Some stuff from Sephora
  • A few cool adult colouring books like this
  • Some art related books (painting, hand lettering) that look interesting but I would never think to buy for myself (my family is big into books)
  • Sheets, a mattress topper, and a mattress pad
  • Cards Against Humanity
  • A link to my steam wishlist

    I basically just took a few hours one evening and surfed the web and added things that looked cool, then revised it the next day and removed anything I didn't actually want. A lot of it is stuff I probably wouldn't buy for myself but I'd enjoy having. I tried to add a variety of stuff in the price range department and I thought listing out gift cards to specific places for clothes/etsy stuff was a better idea than them picking it out because that's usually hard.

    For etsy itself, I have a few different lists - things I'm going to buy, things I'll probably buy, and things that are maybes. If certain people (my mom, my sister) wanted to see it and pick something out from it I'd let them and that's part of the reason I've organized it that way (and so I know what I like from which stores without having to search through the whole store)
u/invisiblecamel · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards against humanity

pairs with...

The Regular Show

Imagine, a perfect pair for spending time your friends and family. All you have to do is get the cards game to build people up and get their funny bones working and then "Bow!". You hit they with the dvd, sending then into a comedy coma.

u/RedDelibird · 3 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The base set contains the best white card

Why? Because it has "A Micropenis". A card so versatile and hilarious that it is a near guaranteed victory within my group.

Since I don't write on my white cards and instead have everyone playing write up ones that then get voted on and put on little sticky notes... my personal favorite from the times we've played was "Receiving anal from a raptor and having it call you a clever girl."

u/kayleighh · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Oh neat! Seems fun. Fear cuts deeper than swords.

  1. Something that is grey. - Wishful Thinking list
  2. Something reminiscent of rain. - Priority Items list
  3. Something food related that is unusual. - Health/Beauty list
  4. Something on your list that is for someone other than yourself. - Priority Items list. For my cat Little because she gets urinary tract infections so I am always trying to find ways to keep her well hydrated.
  5. A book I should read! - DVDs/Books list. I've wanted to read it since it came out, just haven't gotten the chance to. The movie was fabulous too.
  6. An item that is less than a dollar, including shipping... that is not jewelry, nail polish, and or hair related! - Not on any of my lists
  7. Something related to cats. - Priority Items list.
  8. Something that is not useful, but so beautiful you must have it. - On a Private wishlist because the price is ridiculous.
  9. A movie everyone should watch at least once in their life. - Already Owned. Because it's my favorite movie.
  10. Something that would be useful when the zombies attack. - Wishful Thinking list. Because I could throw it at their faces.
  11. Something that would have a profound impact on your life and help you to achieve your current goals. - Health/Beauty list. Because I get bad back pain and muscle knots from my scoliosis and they can sometimes prevent me from doing what I need to do properly. Alternate from a Private wishlist because I may have to quit my job due to respiratory irritation from the chemicals.
  12. One of those pesky Add-On items. - Health/Beauty list. I hate Add-on Items.
  13. The most expensive thing on your list. - On a Private wishlist simply because it is so expensive. It's my dream item because I want to replace my gram's old one which I accidentally shattered the bowl for. /:
  14. Something bigger than a bread box. - Priority Items list
  15. Something smaller than a golf ball. - Health/Beauty list
  16. Something that smells wonderful. - Priority Items list
  17. A (SFW) toy. - Miscellaneous list. SFW to look at, not necessarily to play haha.
  18. Something that would be helpful for going back to school. - Wishful Thinking list
  19. Something related to your current obsession, whatever that may be. - Miscellaneous list. I have always been obsessed with writing lists. I have these markers and I love them but a lot of them are dried out/won't write. I haven't thrown them away because it makes me sad.
  20. Something that is just so amazing and awe-inspiring that I simply must see it. - Priority Items list. A bag that I absolutely crave with every fiber of my being. I want it soooo bad. It's pretty and comes in other pretty colors and looks cute and comfy and wonderful.


  21. Anything that has my real name on it. I don't know your real name, sadly. ): Maybe someday!
  22. Anything made in Oregon. - Filmed in Oregon.

    Any of the things I have noted being on Private lists I would be happy to send you the link to for proof can be seen here. :) Also your wishlist names made me chuckle. :D

    Also also Happy Birthday to my dad! <3
u/BootyByHershey · 2 pointsr/orlando

My friend, if you have never heard of [Cards Against Humanity] (, you are in for a treat!

u/FranceOhnohnohn · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I wanna buy CAH but alas im broke and would rather gift someone if i got an amazon card/cash/whatever

u/damasta67420 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Check this out. Super fun game right? You know when a good time to play a super fun game is? College, that's when. You know what's special about college? I'm starting college in about a week. You know what's awesome about super fun games? they make me friends. So when you buy me this super fun game, you're really buying me college friends too.

I had to look up the word conviviality and now I can say that when my new college friends and I play this super fun game, we will be doing so convivially.

u/suckinonmytitties · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Thanks for the contest! I PM'ed you the answers ;)

I would love Cards Against Humanity to give my boyfriend for Christmas since money is a little tight. He deserves it since he is such a sweetheart! (or surprises are great too!)

u/Ufoundmi · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

272 rubber bands? xD

Edit You can rap them around a deck of cards against humanity :P

u/jdog90000 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm gonna have to join the rest of the world on this one and say Cards against HUmanity

And ma handwriting

u/eschulist · 2 pointsr/cardsagainsthumanity
u/KinkyMcDreamy · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

1.21 Gigawatts

My weekend plans are just to relax at home with my little family.

Cards Against Humanity

Make up brush set

Case for my tablet

Thank you so much for this contest. You are awesome.

u/paradoxikal · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My whole DVD wishlist pretty much defines me, because I am totally addicted to anything movie-related. My top five favorites, though, are Inception, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, 500 Days of Summer, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

I also have a messed up sense of humor, and I'm into anything horror basically. I have a little bit of a nerdy side. I'm just me :) And one day if we ever meet, we shall high five.

u/tallbeerlover · 2 pointsr/cardsagainsthumanity

You have to buy it online (though I think there's one shop in Canada that actually stocks it. You can get it here, with expansions one, two, and three.

There's also a "crappy little third-party, unofficial, unauthorized" expansion called Crabs Adjust Humidity. They're currently out of stock but should be back soon.

u/awkwardlittleturtle · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/philosophicalbeard · 2 pointsr/Frugal

Thats not Amazon Prime eligible, Cards Against Humanity is and checkout r/TheBestOfAmazon

EDIT: 55 Gallons of Lubricant looks like fun though.

u/Mesmerise · 2 pointsr/atheism
u/youreabuttface · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I PM'ed you my answers. And I'd looove these tights or cards against humanity.

u/ladystrychn9ne · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I PM'ed you my answers. lol
i pmed you my link too im sleepy, lol
would like this game

u/DieRunning · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I PM'ed you my answers.

I enjoy surprises.

u/vizzchan · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm super happy I stumbled on this contest!!

I feel as though /u/poweredbyanxiety is very deserving of a gift. I've had a lot of people bring me a wonderful feeling of acceptance here, however she's really opened her arms to me and has given me someone to talk to. c:

Although it's just a tad over $20, I feel as though this would be a really awesome gift for anybody really. I mean come on, who wouldn't want to give the gift of... well... crude humor. :D!

u/AnyelevNokova · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Ever play Apples to Apples? Same concept. If not...

There are two kinds of cards: white cards, and black cards. These are separated into stacks. Every player has a number of white cards in their hand: this amount varies depending on whether you're playing by the book rules or house rules.

Every turn, one player draws a black card ((this position is rotated around the group.)) Black cards have a short phrase or question on them, like

>What do old people smell like?

>What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?

>In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about ____.

The remaining players in the game will then put down a white card from their hand that they think the person who played the black card will pick as the best answer. White cards, like black cards, have many different things printed on them, like

>The hardworking Mexican.


>Natalie Portman.

>Michelle Obama's arms.

The white cards are shuffled up, and the person who played the black card lays them all out and then selects a winner. The winner tacks the black card and creates a pile of black cards that they've won. The person to reach X cards (again, depending on rules) wins.

There are a couple nuance rules, like betting black cards to play more white cards, the haiku, etc. But that's the jist of it.

Personally, our group loves playing this game. It says it's a card game for horrible people for a reason. You will come up with racist, sexist, disgusting, and downright awful combinations of cards. You can play it straight, of course, but often the humor turns "dark." It's fun, but it's definitely not a game to play with, say, your conservative Christian parents.

We have the actual game and a couple expansions because we play with a larger group. However, I know you can print your own game off the internet. You can buy it off Amazon as well.

u/Febtober2k · 2 pointsr/Cruise

I cruised solo on Norwegian once and had a great time.

Bring some party activities that'll be fun to break out when you meet people and make friends. You can't go wrong with a basic deck of cards (people will invariably wind up suggesting some sort of drinking game), and I really highly suggest Cards Against Humanity.

u/Lyd_Euh · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You would like this portable charger because it's seriously something everybody needs.

I'd like [this honeybee dress] ( because bees are so essential to our ecosystem and it's summer so it's dress season 👗.


Alternatively, we'd both like Cards Against Humanity because it's such an awesome game.

Thanks for the contest and congratulations!

u/Sides4peace · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I shall be eating all my moms treats and napping a lot, glad to be out of class!

My favorite holiday recipe is peanut butter balls!

And this would for sure break up the monotony!

What are you and /u/Wmichaelis going to do tonight, Brain?

u/mujtabaq · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/girlfromthebasement · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Happy birthday! Have an awesome 21st, but don't party TOO hard!

Could always celebrate by buying yourself something cool and classy for school/work/other

A game to play that goes well with friends and booze with always great.

u/vainglorious11 · 2 pointsr/Edmonton
u/itsrattlesnake · 2 pointsr/funny

It's on my Amazon wishlist:

Cards Against Humanity

u/FattestRabbit · 2 pointsr/funny

Did anyone else notice their 5th product feature on Made me lol.

For those too lazy, here's the spoiler:

0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

u/Montauksunshine · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/malachre · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This because __ is like _____ with a __.

u/Monkey_Bars · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You look nice today :)
also this or this

u/vogueadishu · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cheapest item

most wanted under $60 definitely Warehouse 13 season 4. Favorite show in the world. Either that or cards against humanity

u/easyfixx · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

After a tough day I always feel better when I come home, throw on my yoga pants and a big comfy hoodie, order some take out (preferably Bob Evans - because comfort food), and get snuggled under my Brookstone N.A.P. blanket with my hubby and our beags.

On a related note, if I've had a rough day at school I always make a "good news" phone call before I leave the building. Meaning, I'll call a student's parents and share progress the child has made or something great they recently did in class. Sharing positive messages about my students and hearing the pride in their parents' voices always lifts my spirits and reminds me of how much I truly love my job.

Playing [CAH] ( tends to make me feel pretty friggin' wonderful too! ;)

Thanks for the uplifting contest!

u/x_julzilla_x · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Lemongrass to keep the mosquitos away.

The something else Cards Against Humanity!!

Thanks for doing this contest!

u/bmoney17 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I love trivia! Even when I get it wrong, I still learn something new, which makes it so much fun!

I'd love anything off my lists, but I've been wanting [this] ( for a while, now!

People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are embarrassed about it.

Thanks for the contest!

u/jundis · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I absolutely love being a horrible person, so much that I hate it.

It's not like I'd push someone down the stairs, that's just plain wrong, but man will I think about all the things that could happen if I did while I pass by them...

So of course, this would be my item of choice. All the benefits of being evil, without all the consequences.

u/Goxify · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Violently passive is a strange phrase, lol. Thanks for hosting this contest! For a specific item, I'd like [Cards Against Humanity!] (

u/bridget1989 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm still a kid at heart!

My most recent favorite memory was playing Cards Against Humanity at my friend Sarah's most recent Birthday party. We took so long in between rounds because we were all socializing so much, which was a good thing! We so rarely connect to that depth with real human beings because we're so technology-centric, and a "like" on a photo is supposed to tell soneone, "Hey! How are you doing? I'm great. You look nice today. I hope you have a good week..."

My other favorite is when I brought my 3 Gameboys to my college graduation and passed along my games and systems to my fellow teaching graduates. We played Tetris, Tony Hawk Pro Skater, Mickey Mouse, Pokemon, etc. together during the 3-hour ceremony and goofed around in the back row like hooligans!


$25.00 (Prime) Cards Against Humanity!

Thanks for the contest! ♥

u/doombubble · 2 pointsr/PolishGauntlet
  1. You NEED to get a board game collection when people come over to your house! My husband and I have an awesome collection of old-school video games and over the past year we've really gotten into board games. It wasn't until we got some really good board games that we had friends coming to visit more constantly! The Resistance is a great 5-10 player game and 7 Wonders is a beautiful 3-7 player game full of strategy. With the right group, Cards Against Humanity is hilarious.

  2. DOES PIXAR COUNT?! I have so many Monsters Inc plushies! :) I also love Aladdin! Great movie, loved growing up with the tv show, and a prince with some personality! WOO!

  3. A pug napping with a teacup pig <3

  4. Happy early birthday! PIXELCHARKATTACK

    I also just caught up on all of the Adventure Time episodes recently. OMG SO GOOD! I like how it went from silly, incoherent adventures to a legit, interesting story line!
u/cats_and_vibrators · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. When my parents were dating, my dad told my mom she had to make a good pie. My mom makes the best fucking pies I have ever had. I need to get this for her for reals. Transport all the times!

  2. My family loves to play party games at holidays. One of my cousins has Cards Against Humanity, but we really need a copy here because this is where all the parties are. The one my mom picked for her little brother… I am still disturbed by it.

  3. When my family travels together, we all rotate books and discuss them. When we were in Spain, we all read The Time Traveler's Wife. I never watched the movie because the book was too good. My mom and I would totally read Takedown Twenty because we adore the Stephanie Plum novels. They might be tacky brain candy, but you need that from time to time.

  4. No question. Sister Act

  5. I tried really hard to find the fragranced Strawberry Shortcake dolls I had as a kid. That smells takes me right back to the 80s. Then I remembered that I liked Strawberry Lip Smackers because they reminded me of the same thing. It's a two step situation, here. But I think it works.

    You are this many

    You don't have to give birth to someone to make a family.
u/Oneiropticon · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

YAY, a bigger contest! I would love to finally get a copy of CAH, and it's free shipping with prime!

u/flambocious · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards Against Humanity and this. I'm envisioning a game of CAH so horrid it brings about the Apocalypse, in which case my add-on item might come in handy. Thanks for doing this contest, and of course, Schmad on my add on.

u/Ghost_Keyboard · 1 pointr/pics


The group only sells through Amazon, so the price there is $25 (except they're out of stock). I imagine that other companies buy copies and re-sell them for as much as they like.

u/purplenv · 1 pointr/londonontario

Driving across town to a specific shop to find required product and likely pay more is the lesser hassle to buying online? /boggle
$30 and free shipping from Amazon

u/ilikebreakfastcereal · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


Who doesn't want Cards Against Humanity?


u/spaghetti_emissary · 1 pointr/indianapolis

I have the following set, it should suit your needs:


    Here is price information from Amazon, for what is included:

    Item | Amazon Price
    --- | ---
    The Bigger Blacker Box | $15
    Cards Against Humanity | $25
    Cards Against Humanity: First Expansion | $10
    Cards Against Humanity: Second Expansion | $10
    Cards Against Humanity: Third Expansion | $10
    Cards Against Humanity: Fourth Expansion | $10

    You can "complete" the set by ordering expansions Five and Six on Amazon.

    The Bigger Blacker Box case has enough room to fit both additional expansions, if you take out the foam spacers. It also comes with black dividers, for helping organize.

    I have not done this, btw, but apparently if you cut open a specific place inside the lid of the Bigger Blacker Box, there is a special card inside. Something about big black cocks, naturally.

    Purchase price on Amazon for all of these items is $80 total. I will offer my set at $70. It is in excellent condition. We've only used it on two occasions.

    Also, I know people are probably wondering why I don't offer a larger discount. $70 for a used CAH set might seem "not generous enough". Here's my perspective though. a) This is a pretty comprehensive collection in excellent condition (most of the cards have never been used) and well organized, b) I don't care if I sell it or not, c) I suspect you might be interested in completing the collection anyway, and this collection gets you 80% of the way there, and d) you have a tight timetable.

    I live downtown. I work from home. PM me if you're interested, my schedule is flexible.
u/CobaltMoon98 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'd love to give Dead Space a try. I've heard [this game] ( is a lot of fun!

worm hole

u/PageJim · 1 pointr/Charlotte

About the cheapest place to buy online is at Amazon

u/Shad0wembrace · 1 pointr/rva

So I missed this on the day and I've been waiting for it so I'm just gonna post now.

I have a box of unopened Cards Against Humanity from Amazon []. I ordered a package deal thing and didn't know it came with the original box as well, so ordered the original box and I'm far too lazy to send it back.

Original price: $25.00, willing to sell to a redditor for $15.00.

Can bring it to the Busch Gardens meetup, or Pizza Palooza, or one of the Trivia nights.

u/book-bunny · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


Sadly there's been none in Wales.

How about some Cards Against Humanity for inappropriate flight entertainment & giggles :)

u/RageMaster16 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Eggplant Wizard

I absolutely adore Cards Against Humanity it caters to my somewhat sick sense of humor and I have many friends who I know would love to play it with me.

Ever since I started okay CAH here, I can no longer play apples to apples. I always find myself thinking of a CAH card that would be so much better lol

Thanks for the contest.

u/IDFKwhereGilliganIs · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


Woo free money!

Cards against humanity

Thanks for the contest!

u/LizziPizzo · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

$0-5 Because fun.

$5-10 Because nobody likes stinky hands

$10-20 Because.. do I need to explain?

$20-50 Another self explanatory one..

u/fresh1134206 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Great idea! Here's my list:

$0-$5: Toysmith Light-Up Rail Twirler

$5-$10: Magnetic Top

$10-$20: This is a tie for me. Syma S107 R/C Helicopter or Moon in My Room

$20-$50: Another tie. Cards Against Humanity or Cloud B Twilight Planetarium Turtle

u/Musical_life · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Welcome! I recommend CAH and DMC!

u/x6frost · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITEHHHHH I have to say, will be the best card game ever..

u/boredzo · 1 pointr/geek
u/showurnuts · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Wow.. this is very generous of you. :)

I'd give you my lucky pickle as a token of my admiration, but I ate it just now. :x PICKLE SURPRISE!

If possible, I'd love to have the Cards Against Humanity card game. It's only $25, so to reach the price range you could include the first, second and maybe even third expansion set for a total of $55? :)

Or just the main card set and spend the remaining $25-35 on someone else here? :) Either way... you're incredible for it! <3

u/jojewels92 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

from default: Kindle Fire
, Wacom Tablet
, and Cards Against Humanity

from her Makeup list: theBalm Nude Tude

for her bf Shave Mirror and food scale

from NSFW: Lelo

from clothes: Coat

from educational : Art Book

and from media :Pan's Labyrinth

adds up to $590.90

u/Bubba310 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/orlawhale · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. Packing a weekend bag
  2. Because I'm going to the beach tomorrow
  3. Work then drive to the beach
  4. Be able to accurately conjugate the subjunctive in French
  5. Everything: lamp, salt and pepper grinder, french grammar book, pencil case, webcam, coaster, pens and pencils, sunglasses, drawing pencils, a butter dish full of boiled sweets, half empty bag of balloons, pack of envelopes, ikea union flag tins, a 'lego brick' that gives the temperature and humidity, a rock painted like a ladybird, a pot of white ink, masking tape, three colours of duct tape, pritt stick, a key to a luggage lock, a lollipop stick, photos, postcards, a luggage tag in the shape of a panda, laptop cable, blu tack pack, a glass and used batteries.
  6. 'What made ye think ye deserved different?'
  7. The lifeboat by Charlotte Rogan
  8. A banana
  9. Atonement by Ian McEwan - sort of.
  10. Memoirs of an invisible man by H F Saint
  11. [Although it is a gold mine for the seller I still want it over here] (

    Oh yeah and Zweihander

    (Just looked at other peoples' desk inventories I'd like to say it is 6pm here I am home and my desk is also my dinner table)
u/Raynebeaux27 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This makes my mind hurt at the same time as being incredibly fascinating.

What I really want is Cards Against Humanity so I can play with my friends irl and try to get in with the community here. Everyone talks about this game and I feel like I'm missing out on the greatest thing evarrrr. Lol

This isn't my item, but I wanted to share because the price dropped to $13.37 (hee hee).

Of course, you may pick whatever you'd like if you pick me. :) Thanks!!! Happy Birthday!!!

u/Sageypie · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Probably any of the gundam model kits, particularly this one. Big fan of robots in general and so far the gundam model kits have been the most fun for me to put together and whatnot.

Or Cards Against Humanity so I'll have something for me, my girlfriend, and our friends to all play.

u/fireflygirlie · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Heellloooo Squeakachoo! Good for you for getting rid of old stuff! I've learned how to de-clutter my life significantly and it's GREAT! I'm a forever-child that likes being outside, listening to oldies, and being a nerd. I like Arrested Development, Jericho, Firefly, Breaking Bad, Mad Men & Jeopardy. I think the Cards Against Humanity would represent me well, because I love my friends and family, love playing games, and have a good sense of humor.

u/Tintinabulation · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My favorite from your list because I just discovered this game and it tickles just the right part of my brain.

My favorite from mine because omg the colors! I've been dying to try this yarn out. Noro does such creative stuff.

We look like we could share tastes, but my list is heavily yarn/book oriented. Anyone who likes Cards Against Humanity is awesome in my book!

u/aaf1984 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

STOCK MY HOUSE I just moved into it in December and I haven't invited people over yet to have a game night. I think every house needs to have games games and games and that's what I'm requesting:

u/breezy727 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Card game!

Here's some of my notes I'm using at the moment for writing an awful final paper!

This board game would be great - other students in my grad program love meeting up to drink and play board games. This week we'll be playing Game of Thrones!

u/call_me_cthulhu_ · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I think hes gonna take you to Busch Gardens. But before he does I think he's going to serve you a very NSFW breakfast in bed. After that a pumpkin carving contest judged by no other than SquishMonster himself. When you arrive at Busch Gardens the entire staff will perform their own version of the "thriller dance". After a fun filled day riding coasters your husband will shower you with gifts and give you a painting he had commissioned in your honor. It will feature you in kate winslets pose from titanic.

Haha I think I got a little out of control with that but seriously, congrats. And even though I said it before I'll say it again squishmonster because I love the name so much.

u/ContractedTyler · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Picnic in the park where he invites everyone you know! Maybe SquishMonster will be there?!

Operation Raccoon City


Cards Against Humanity!

u/purebredginger · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Your husband is planning a black light roller derby tournament in the rain. It's sure to be a shocking surprise. Squishmonster!!

u/b1ackcat · 1 pointr/Android

Cards Against Humanity.

You're welcome.

For those that don't know what it is, think Apples to Apples, but replace all the nice boring cards with really fucked up shit. Like "Two Midgets Shitting in a bucket".

Hands down the best 25 dollars I've ever spent. The two expansion packs are also worth way more than the $10 they cost.

u/szor · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Congrats on your new job!

I feel like we have a lot of similar items on our wish lists, but the only item we both have is CAH.

I'm pretty sure you would like the following things from my WL:

  1. Dino earrings
  2. Living stone plant
  3. Dino fossil cookie cutters!
u/Cephalopodic · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


Because we both have it on our wishlists. :P

Thank you for the contest and congrats on the job!!!

u/DarkDeliverance · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards Against Humanity!
It's so freaking fun and hilarious and we both already have it on our wishlists! :)

u/SpikeKintarin · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I would totally say "OMG YAAAAAAAY!!!!" if I were to receive either Cards Against Humanity or this great Dremel Flex Shaft attachment for my Dremel, which would help me with my etsy orders! :D

Thank you for the contest! Yay! :D Keep on being awesome!

u/serpentcroissant · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Schmad on my add on

cards against humanity because my neighbors and i need to play this together. some of them haven't ever HEARD of it. i need to corrupt some people.

This because my daughter would love it.

u/MrCriminologist · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I've been dying to play this with my amigos

Yay! Thanks for the contest! :)

u/DynamicDelilah · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I have a friend leaving tomorrow for Army training, as well. Maybe you guys will meet! He's a great guy.

This is all I want

u/tomrwentz · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

you should get this harley quinn tank dress for your girl because it's fabulous and adorable!. i'd really enjoy cards against humanity :)

u/krq316 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Morthy Demands:
Most "oh god, I would never be seen with this in public" looking item found on the Harry Potter WL

Most phallic looking item Harry Potter WL

Akeleie Demands:
Most Geeky Item found on the Harry Potter WL

Item which would most help me achieve my goal of relaxation on Random WL

Best item to bring to a deserted island found on the Random WL

u/Roisiny · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Congratulations on the raise!

I think this because I'm definitely the type of person who can make really awful (bad taste) jokes in the right situation haha.

Thanks for the contest <3

u/saroka · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards Against Humanity, 100%. Why? Cause engineering makes me want to be an ass. >.<

u/MsMina · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This seemed the most fitting seeing how I'm currently playing and trying to be as offensive as possible. =]

u/qqpugla · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

don't go talking too loud you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones.

  1. $25

  2. $10

  3. $5

    My vote is for four people for $5 because even the smallest gift can brighten your day, and it's better for four people's days to be brightened!
u/jspires · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

don't go talking too loud you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones

And I think you should do the two $10 gifts! To be nice & to give better gifts.

$25 item

$10 item

$5 item

u/KaNikki · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I like chemistry,

But I Never remember,

Yes This pen would help

u/lexiwho · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This really depends on your sense of humor and the people you hang out with. With that said, my friends and I have had a great many laughs over this card game:

u/JennyJoyO · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I need this game so I can understand why everyone likes it so much. CAH
Did you ever play this at The Old Apartment?

u/margalicious · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards Against Humanity!

I'm an RA, and I would love to play this with my residents! It's just offensive enough that it would make the girls laugh their asses off :) It's just a little pricey for me at the moment.

Thanks for the contest!!

u/selfcurlingpaes · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Happy happy cake day and thanks for the contest! :D

1 Cake or birthday related (It is my cake day after all). Scrapbook calendar tape to mark your birthday in your scrapbook.

2 Simon Pegg was in a zombie movie and this is a zombie thing, so...yeah. Yeah?

3 A book you are eager to read

4 Eating Utensils

5 Animal

6 Purple

7 A game. From the game Magic: The Gathering

8 Guilty pleasure. One of my favorite instruments! It's guilty because apparently a lot of people don't like accordions/concertinas O_o

9 A Tool

10 Something from your childhood. From going to Renaissance Fairs with my Mom when I was a kid.

11 An organizational item. Scrapbook paper, because scrapbooks are a way to organize photos.

12 Hobby. One of my hobbies is camping :D

13 Nerdy/ Geeky

14 Something Natural. Sunlight!

15 Green

16 Something you wear

17 Funny

18 Beads, Bees or Beans. Filled with BEANS!!

19 Gardening. The smells of what makes a garden grow

20 Your absolute favorite item on your wish list no matter the price.. For school because Chromebooks are awesome.

u/Remy1985 · 1 pointr/funny
u/TW0R · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Cards Against Humanity. It's "A party game for horrible people" And it is absolutely hilarious regardless of your state of sobriety.

u/starfishmaybe · 1 pointr/Christmas_gift

Yes! Game of Things is a favorite amongst my friends. Loaded Questions is great. Also, Cards Against Humanity is an always a good one.

u/Guepardita · 1 pointr/GiftIdeas

-Bluetooth wireless headphones are always a cool option.
-A really nice leather backpack/work bag.
-Star Wars The Black Series Risk Game.
-This super-cool gaming mouse.

Also, if you have some money left over to spend, here are some smaller gifts that can go in his stocking :)
-A picture of the two of you, in a nice frame.
-Cards Against Humanity.
-These silly floppy disk drink coasters.
-A portable charger. Super useful.

u/pummelo4l · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. $25
  2. $10
  3. $5

    I think you should gift 2 people $10 items.

    don't go talking too loud you'll cause a landslide, Mr. Jones
u/Hypersomniac13 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I can't say that I have a favorite month, or really care much about what month it is. There are certain times within months that I like and that I dislike, but that doesn't have much to do with the month itself.

August cons:
STILL ROAD CONSTRUCTION SEASON! I hate all the road construction that goes on.
Way too warm unless it is night time or you are on the water.

August pros:
Great cigar smoking weather at night.
Good golf weather when it is cloudy.

31 days for Augustus

Some selections from my wishlist

(Under my games wishlist)

(Under my games wishlist)

(Under my golf wishlist)

(under my electronics wishlist)

u/squishybuggles · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Having a nice, quiet night in would be a real treat for us!

We'd play some board games and make popcorn

Me time

u/czere · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Thanks for such a fun contest! I have always loved August. One reason little brother is named August! Here is an adorable picture of us from a few years ago. So I love August and always will! Everyone always asks if he was born in August but he was not...but still, it's a great name. I definitely think that name will continue to make its way through our family.

I also just love the month because I'm such a summer girl. From 9 until 16, I spent at least one week every August at my favorite place...summer camp! And then 17-22 I spent the entire summer there. It's just the best time of the camp season! The summer has settled in, you've got your tan, you're comfortable with the job because you've been doing it for a little while, you've made great friends, the kids love being there. It's just great! I miss working there so bad but I always make sure to go back in and visit. OOooooh camp in august, you are the best.

And my brother worked there with me. SO AUGUST IN AUGUST at camp...even better!!

31 days for Augustus (growing up, my brother was known as Gus. he always used to get asked if he was Augustus or Gustav. Just August!)

I'd love this game!! Everyone loves CAH It's on my $20-$30 WL.

u/theQUEENofAWESOME · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

you're a big girl now ! THIS is absolutely necessary! :P You're gunna want to invite people over :)

Oh, and feel free to stalk my wish list ;) I have fun adding things to it. I promise I am not as creepy in person as the list may or may not suggest...

u/ubergemut · 1 pointr/StPetersburgFL

I haven't dug through the bag they bring yet because I was mostly interested in meeting people and trying new things, but I saw people playing the following.

Boss Monster

Love Letter

Cards Against Humanity

DC Deck Building Game


Kittens in a Blender

and Samurai Spirit

There is also an N64 with Goldeneye and Smash and an Emulation Station with many nes / snes / ps / gb / sega games.

u/punken99 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This for both of us. It is one of the best "board games" I have ever played but sadly i do not own it yet.

EDIT: Figured out how to put my wishlist next to my username!

u/kaj52213 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This for you.
Thisfor me :)

u/macbezz · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You should get yourself Smash Up I've been playing it lately with my wife(who doesn't really even like board games) and we both love it.
And I'd love Cards Against Humanity since I've never played it and we've been looking for a party type game.

Just looking at your board game wishlist makes me want to ask if you're a Tabletop watcher as it seems you have several of the games that they've played on there.

u/thunderrrchicken · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm sorry for your loss, Candroth. I'm sure they made many people's lives better, so I hope that thought may make it a little easier.

This is the thing that I need the most. I'm an amateur artist trying desperately to further her skills on a very limited income.

This because everyone needs a laugh and we spend most of our time stressed out.

As for needing, though- anything off of this list or this list is in that category.

Sort my priorities... I've tried doing that so many times. I write lists about writing lists. I organise everything to death. (As is evidenced by my half-billion Amazon lists.)

u/mrbleuskye · 1 pointr/LosAngeles

Well, you can always go to their website and download the PDF then take it to Staples (or some place similar) and have them print it onto cards. All the directions are there.

Or you can buy on Amazon

They do Same-day delivery if you order early enough.

u/Tetchy · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. [How the what in where?!?!?!?]

  2. I'm sort of embarrassed this is on my wishlist...NSFW Super Sonico figure! >.< It's just so cute. But also...other things.

  3. Cards Against Humanity is hilarious! And very NSFW. Don't bring it to the work meeting. It's great for parties and friends.

  4. I like it when the OP chooses, so there's nothing I really want to specify for you! But, for your convenience, here's a BD&A amiibo Question Block Case that I want!

  5. Here's a penis cake pan. Enjoy.

  6. Sixth? SIXTH? THE DEVIL!

    Is it okay that my NSFW wishlist is marked like this: 'Figures! (some nsfw)' ?

u/legalpothead · 1 pointr/trees

One Night Ultimate Werewolf. It takes about 10 minutes to learn, so you really want to sit down and make sure everyone knows how to play before you start smoking. It's a surprisingly fun game. You can get so obsessed that you want to play all night.

Cards Against Humanity.

u/elephantsinging · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/xXHardKoreXx · 1 pointr/Charlotte

Cards Against Humanity

Best online place in case you can't find locally.

u/effervescenthoopla · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

These are both just a bit over your budget, but I guarantee both would be great. If he's competitive and likes zombies and has a dark sense of humor, I would definitely say to go for either Zombie Monopoly (which he can play with the family, could be fun!) or the little bit more cliche but tried and true Cards Against Humanity. It's super NSFW, but as a young adult, I guarantee it will get hours upon hours of use from him.

u/mrsjksnowwis · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I will gladly be your thunder buddy.

I brought CAH because we need it.

u/modestmouth · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Riddle the First: Wine
I’ve heard tell that wine can be paired with fruit and cheese. Because I’m a classy lady I would have no trouble substituting traditional cheese for some White Cheddar Cheez-its:

Riddle the Second: Broom
Do you know how dusty White Cheddar Cheez-its are? Of course I need a broom to keep my side of the dormitory clean!

Riddle the Third: Hat
What “classy lady” wouldn’t want a miniature top hat headband fascinator? I just hope its not too distracting to the other students…

Riddle the Fourth: Book
I chose a muggle book of fiction I’ve wanted to read for a while now, The Windup Girl, by Paolo Bacigalupi. I’ll give you a prize if you can say “Bacigalupi” three times fast…

Riddle the Fifth: Trunk
Cards Against Humanity would be stowed away in my trunk. What better way to learn about all my new housemates after sorting is complete?

For Bonus Points: Cape
I need variety! Why wear the same boring old cape day after day if I don’t have to? With Dancing Colors Scarves I could have a different colored cape, or a cape of many colors, anytime I pleased!

u/Smile_for_the_Camera · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This coffee press. Not for me, but for my husband. While he refuses to admit it, he got a little jealous of the past few gifts I received, so I wanted to get him something just for him, that I know he wants. :)

Or, Cards Against Humanity, because I've never played it before, and Reddit talks about how great it is all the time and I want to be in the loop. It looks hilarious and I know my husband and his friends will enjoy it.

Elephant Barber.

I'm kind of fairly new here too, so let's be friends. :) I don't really know how much there is to say about myself. I love board games and video games, and old cheesy movies! How about you?

u/slick_bucks · 1 pointr/vegas

Looks like you got your answer but you can also get it on amazon, along with the expansion packs.

here's the link to it for lazy ppl

u/II------II · 1 pointr/tabletop

Love Letter 1-4 Players tons of different versions available.

Exploding Kittens :1-5(base game) Very easy/amusing game.

FLUXX : (1-5)A game where each turn the basic rules change. lots of different versions.

Cards Against Humanity Great Raunchy Party Game, Any number of players..

Bohnanza Fun plant/crop production card game.

Citadels Fun Role based Card game. Each round you play as a different role. Kill people, build items, etc..

Dixit Great Party Game. Artistic

Most of the games above are quick and short.

As others have said Munchkin/7 Wonders are ton a fun, and take a decent amount of time to play.

My list of games to learn/play in the future:


Sushi Go

Forbidden Island

The Resistance

If you like the games above and want actual board games.
You should check out these that are popular with me and my friends:

Ticket To Ride 1-5 player building strategy board game.

Pandemic 4 player co-op save the world game

King of Tokyo Yahtzee with monsters. Roll to get money, attack other players, for victory points etc..

u/Whitytighty1 · 1 pointr/funny
u/OfMonstersAndSuicide · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Batman Suit.

I hear this is rad so why not get it for yourself? Just think of all the rad times you could have. DO IT. NOW.

And for me, This super rad Super Nintendo game would be super rad. (I'm assuming you can gift used items? There should be a used copy to ship right at or under $30) I recently made the decision to collect old games and my main interest is the SNES and kind of the NES so this game would be a super rad addition to my collection. I've played it before and its frustrating as all hell compared to the newer ones we're used to, but I love it and need it.

u/nayohmerae · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Adults are just outdated children. I know I am.

Well the item on my wishlists that would make me the happiest is really expensive and not for me, I really want the Zelda themed 3DS XL off of my Gifts for friends & family list for my best friend who lost his, but that's just silly to request that. So instead I will just go for the next thing that will make me happy: A set of Cards against humanity so I have something fun to do while I spend time with him and other friends :)

Thanks for the contest!

u/carpe-tenebris · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Girlsplaywow is a jerk

Wheeee, replying in the new thread! I don't have any $100 items in my list, but I would really like this and this

u/Concision · 1 pointr/boardgames

Apples to Apples is really my girlfriend's party game. When I'm with the boys we like to play Bohnanza or Cards Against Humanity.

I don't have anything with an even remotely dungeon theme because my primary playing partner is my girlfriend who is totally not into that kind of stuff. Maybe if I had the audience, as you say, I'd branch out there some more.

u/ikester519 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Hehe, I'll go with Cards Against Humanity because its a HILARIOUS party game. I have literally ROFL-ed at some people's cards.

From my wishlist, this shemagh so I don't hurt my neck when playing airsoft.


u/cheeseynacho42 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Looking through your wishlists - did we just become best friends?

I'd be into this. I love this game, but I think it'd be easier to play if I had the physical game so I could play with real life friends.

This! I love me some drums, and I need more effects cymbals.

Also, treat yourself to Dark Souls. I've spent 253 hours in that game according to Steam, and I regret none of that time.


u/IguanaGrrl · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Cards against humanity is on both your list and on mine! It's such a fun game to play, and great to pull out at any party. :)

This cow car set is pretty awesome! Not only is it cow print, because I love cows, but it'll help me keep my hands from burning during the 100+ degree summer heat. :D

Thanks for the contest, we're such twinsies!

u/Sinnocent · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Base game: Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. Just because it's so cringe-inducing that it's always worth playing. I always love hearing friends do that sort of chuckle laugh where they're also a level of completely uncomfortable. Kind of like "ha-ha-ha-heh-heh-ho-hooo....trail off"

I don't have it on me but we made a white card in our friend's game that said "Because Evan was late". We have a friend who is notoriously running late for everything and he's also a really sweet & good guy, so it's great to blame horrible things on him.

It's just the best. I absolutely LOVE CAH!

u/TwistedEnigma · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

original set

My favorite white card is kids with ass cancer, mostly because its so wrong that it wins most blackcards, also while at gencon I had the creators sign it.

third thing!!!

I don't write on the blank cards but we use a dry erase marker, the best i've come up with is "getting ass raped by Donkey Kong"

u/tandem7 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

CAH - 25, prime

Double Boiler - 23.71, prime

Night at the Museum DVD - 6.98, prime

Detroit Lions Banner - 20.18, prime

totals 75.87, all from her bomb wishlist

u/LocalAmazonBot · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Here are some links for the product in the above comment for different countries:


u/dogs_and_dogs · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Does this not scream happy? Also, this game looks like a lot of fun :).

u/Yokuo · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The base set is the one that contains my favorite (I believe)

I love the card "Being a motherfucking sorcerer". It's so random and hilarious. What's not to like. It basically needs to be an instant-win card.

I don't have a blank white card available to write on, but if I did, it would say "Cunt Blaster 7000", only because that's literally the first thing I thought of. That might be disqualify-y, but I don't have so many options >.>

If I win, I want it hand delivered. Or mail it. Whichever.

u/I_teach_logic · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I think the base set has my favorite. It is "the Virginia Tech Massacre" because it ALWAYS works. Also, because I'm a terrible person. But really, it always fits.

In the online game, It's always fun to fill in the white card with someone's username... but if I had a real life one, It would be "the eyes of white people" -- because one of my mixed race students was talking about how he liked the eyes of white people because they got so many colors and his whole family just gets brown lol... and I had never thought about it, so the phrase makes me laugh, and I think it would be funny in a lot of situations.

u/4th_time_around · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This may sound odd, but one thing I love about myself is the fact that I find humor essential in life. I love to laugh and make people laugh. I appreciate sarcasm and I'm not afraid to get down and dirty in the interest of a non-stop giggle fit.

This Game pretty much sums it up.

Thanks for the contest!

u/makenoapologies · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
  1. I would love to have this yoga mat! Not only am I trying to get the motivation to go back to the gym for regular exercise, but my physical therapist has recommended yoga as a way to help strengthen my core muscles which should help with the pain I've had since my car accident almost a year ago. I've tried one class already and used the gym mat, but having this pretty one would give me warm fuzzies and help motivate me to go to class!

  2. I'm sure you've already heard about/played Cards Against Humanity, but it is one of my favorite games, along with Killer Bunnies.

    (For your reference: How The Game Works

    The basic strategy of the game is to keep as many bunnies alive as possible while eliminating your opponents’ bunnies. Of course all the other players are trying to do the same thing, which can get dreadfully vengeful, horribly nasty, hilariously messy, and just plain fun! While folks are trying to eliminate each other’s bunnies, each player is also trying to collect as many Carrots as possible. At the end of the game, one of the Carrots is revealed to be the Magic (or winning) Carrot and each game, the Magic Carrot will be different. Logically, the more Carrots that a player collects, the better his chances will be of winning the game. Collecting as many Carrots as possible is another basic strategy of the game.)


    Dear Diary,

    For my birthday this year, my hubby (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 19 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

    I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My hubby seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

    MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess - a thinly built female, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!

    Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!

    TUESDAY: I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!! It's a whole new life for me.

    WEDNESDAY: The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

    Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the f would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other s too.

    THURSDAY: Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes. Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny cow to find me. Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

    FRIDAY: I hate that cow Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me those stupid barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

    SATURDAY: Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel.

    SUNDAY: I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my hubby (the f**ing ss) will choose a gift for me that is fun, like a root canal or a hysterectomy. I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

    Thank you for the contest!
u/unthinkableduck · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I make it a priority to laugh especially when I get kicked in my non-existent balls.

This would make me laugh more. It might add an evil smirk on my face, but then it's all part of the game, all good.

u/lightzalot · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Only exercise thing I have left is a Zumba game but if this counts, I really need a scale. I don't have one at all and I just got a lot of things recently that I need to start a healthier life. :) I think this card game looks like a ton of fun. Thanks for the contest! :)

u/Niltaic3 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'm still a kid at heart!

I had first played WoW and then moved on to Aion when all of my friends moved on.. In my school I was probably one of the only people who played this (grindy-as-hell) game as most of my friends went back to WoW. So, whenever I would talk about it they wouldn't really listen to me.

But I also had ASL class (they offered sign language as a foreign language at my school), and one guy in there was super sweet and also enjoyed playing games. He would always listen to my silly ramblings about the dungeon I did the night before or whatever it was that I had to talk about.

He not only listened to my silly nonsense about my games, but also shared his own personal experiences about the games he was playing.

The summer after he graduated he asked to come over to my house to bum off of my high-speed internet. I told him that I was going to be busy playing Aion but sure. So he comes over and plays WoW next to me and watches me do my boss battles and listens to me talk to my internet-friends on ventrilo and even talks back at them.

Before I knew it, he was coming over every day to play WoW and watch me play Aion and now we've moved in together and been together for almost 4 years.

Sorry my story wasn't exactly game-related but it does have the happiest ending I've played yet! (Also, he doesn't have to steal my internet anymore)

Cards Against Humanity

u/TBoneTheOriginal · 1 pointr/cardsagainsthumanity

But... they aren't sold out.



u/laynabby · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

No shrinking violet

I really need this! I know it's over $20. But funny story, so I did a birthday exchange and I got the expansions but not the actual game. Kind of really need the game to use the expansions.

u/matches05 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Where have you been all my life, Chris? :) Something I'd want from my list is Cards Against Humanity

PS Queen Lily looks adorable! What a sweet pooch :)

u/missmercy87 · -1 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

this one because I have yet to get any of the cards, tho I love to play the online version!!!!!

I don't have a white card.....