Reddit Reddit reviews The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch

We found 89 Reddit comments about The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch. Here are the top ones, ranked by their Reddit score.

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The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch
Stands nearly 3 feet tallWeighs more than 50 poundsDetailed and crafted for realism
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89 Reddit comments about The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch:

u/Bidiggity · 1306 pointsr/funny
u/fatalicus · 176 pointsr/IDontWorkHereLady

Why not go straight for the moby (was in the also viewed section)

u/xXxMassive-RetardxXx · 108 pointsr/ConfusedBoners
u/The_Red_Tide · 77 pointsr/funny
u/cdestahl · 37 pointsr/funny

Well, you're wrong.

u/His_Mom___ · 25 pointsr/blursedimages

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s quite pricey. Here it is, don’t ask how I know.

u/Ilikeboobsandstuf · 17 pointsr/CelestiaVega
u/SockHungryClutz · 16 pointsr/furry_irl

In case you want one for yourself, it's only ~$550 (same price, but in black)

All porn I can find of this features females who can't even take half of it. Seeing fictional porn of foxes take dicks the size of their entire bodies has warped my views of what should be physically possible

u/Serialheated · 15 pointsr/BigBrother
u/mikeymikeymikey1968 · 13 pointsr/NSFWFunny
u/use_more_lube · 12 pointsr/NSFWFunny

Training prostitutes to recognize VD?

Work with me here man; the Internet has shown me zombie dildos and dragon dildos on top of all the regular everyday horror in other people's fetishes. I mean, goddamn - people can be really fucking creepy.

Gimme this one, ok?

u/slavkody · 12 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Since she finds it so damn amusing, maybe she'd really enjoy receiving her own for Christmas. Of course, she's such a wonderful FMIL that she deserves an upgrade (NSFW).

u/PoppyOncrack · 11 pointsr/morbidquestions

[I recomend The Moby]
(https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6)




You can use it not only to bash people over the head, but also as a scratching post for cats, a hat rack, or a dildo for your mom.

u/AlucardSX · 11 pointsr/de

Und dann hast du das Paket vor seinen Augen geöffnet und ihm voller Stolz den Inhalt präsentiert.

u/wsbking · 9 pointsr/cringe
u/FountainLettus · 9 pointsr/morbidquestions
u/Very_Bi_Badger · 9 pointsr/furry_irl

Even that’s too small. I bet sea salt could easily take a Moby

u/Mulacrelkcah · 9 pointsr/childfree
u/clunkclunk · 8 pointsr/pics
u/dawidowmaka · 8 pointsr/politics

Well in this metaphor, many people are addicted to this monstrosity

u/HittingSmoke · 7 pointsr/cringe

I thought they were talking about this NSFW

u/Anon6287 · 7 pointsr/ihaveihaveihavereddit
u/petekron · 7 pointsr/DegradingHoles

Use this

u/spenny9703 · 7 pointsr/Showerthoughts

come to think of it, there's probably a shipping container full of these monsters and no one would be the wiser. a pleasant thought indeed.

u/The_Cpt_Hazza · 7 pointsr/funny
u/limeyfrog · 7 pointsr/NSFWFunny

My God, it's real!

u/SGDFish · 7 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

The perpetrator in question-
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

...or should I say penetrator?

u/PapaDevito · 5 pointsr/unpopularopinion

When I finally have kids I'ma have a weekly dildo fight once they're old enough. Then, once they start getting used to the fights, or bored of them. I'll bring out this bad boy and cock-slap, no, Cock-Slam them!

https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

u/12GAUGE_BUKKAKE · 5 pointsr/television

You sure get a lot more bang for your buck with Moby here https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

u/Poldark_Lite · 5 pointsr/AmItheAsshole

It might be worth buying The Moby if you have a parent or roommate who's too intrusive. You can then rent it out to friends in similar quandaries when your privacy has been safely restored. Win-win!

u/hankscorpio665 · 5 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook
u/NeverGoesStale · 4 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Very NSFW

*"Detailed and crafted for realism" I suddenly feel very inadequate

u/Sixcoup · 4 pointsr/madlads

It doesn't even cost half that amount on Amazon.de

https://www.amazon.de/Flesh-Moby-Fu%C3%9F-hoch-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

Also they give you the price per kilogram on amazon.de..

u/hal_9_thousand · 3 pointsr/COMPLETEANARCHY
u/thelurkylurker · 3 pointsr/secretsanta

And one of these!! Sure to impress!

u/thedoctor3141 · 3 pointsr/MaliciousCompliance

Really should've gotten this dildo (obvious NSFW): https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1

u/3610572843728 · 3 pointsr/Tinder

Buy this [NSFW] to guarantee you win.

u/Boomerkuwanga · 3 pointsr/edc_raffle

If I had $550 to blow, you'd totally come home to find this on your porch.

NSFW


https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

u/nwdiver112 · 3 pointsr/youtubehaiku

It’s called The Moby

u/Hawkess · 3 pointsr/4PanelCringe
u/SwedishFishSlut · 2 pointsr/OkCupid
u/POGassultraboot · 2 pointsr/USMC

Do the silver bullet research?

Edit:may be NSFW

u/T3Tomasity · 2 pointsr/funny

Hulk should be moby huge

u/MuperSario-AU · 2 pointsr/Gamingcirclejerk
u/SyrupyAsianCanadian · 2 pointsr/CowChop
u/Miss-Omnibus · 2 pointsr/melbourne

As if link him the old model, upgrade to [This] (https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1) edition imho.

u/Annepackrat · 2 pointsr/aww

Couldn't find the link, but I did find this. I think it's more of a home decor item than functional.

u/fa1afel · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts
u/kraven94 · 2 pointsr/funny
u/jskoker · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/InfectedBananas · 2 pointsr/videos
u/Squirrelmunk · 2 pointsr/SexToys

My introduction to depth play lists a bunch of really long sex toys. They're not thick, though.

Which is more important to you, length or girth? If you want to go to the extremes, you can't really have both.

And what's your budget for this?

> https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

I realize you're only looking for a gag gift, but I feel obliged to mention that toy is made of PVC, which is one of the worst materials sex toys can be made of. For any toys you actually plan to use, stick with body-safe, non-porous materials.

Even if you don't use it, PVC toys are liable to stink. I shiver to imagine the kind of stench a PVC toy that big could carry. Not all PVC stinks, but if it does, it could be really bad.

Also, buying sex toys from Amazon, Ebay, or Aliexpress is a bad idea. They routinely lie in their listings and there's an unacceptably high chance you'll receive a knockoff made of an unsafe material. Best to stick with reputable sex shops.

u/Sean538898 · 2 pointsr/cursedcomments

He could easily finesse his way through. Just like I finessed this dildo all the way into my gape.

https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6

u/TessellatedGuy · 2 pointsr/pcmasterrace
u/HMSBountyCrew · 2 pointsr/USMC
u/Abridragon · 2 pointsr/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

I thought you were gonna post a link of this:
https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1&psc=1

(Also an amazon page, but you probably don't wanna view it in public)

u/_Alessandro · 1 pointr/cursedcomments

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00MOTE1Y6
$547, that's a pretty good deal

u/TheRealMasterJeffe · 1 pointr/guns

I don't think she can handle what I've got in store. I affectionately call it "the Fire Hydrant".

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00MOTE1Y6?pc_redir=T1

u/owoifier · 1 pointr/copypasta

Moby Huge 3 Foot Taww Supew Diwdo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/wef=cm_sw_w_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW

A weview on the wawgest diwdo on amazon.
(NSFW)

My pewsonaw bits, being a cave twoww in the Gawg-Nawg twibe of Eastewn Sventawia, awe a vewy specific set of dimensions. The exampwe pictuwe is swightwy misweading. This, I came to find out the hawd way whiwe attempting a squat on the item. The Modew used in the photo as a size compawison has no hight measuwements pwesented, ow dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feew ovewwooked as a customew and as a cave twoww because judging the size of a human femawe is something I am not vewy accustomed to in this fowmat. If a Gnawgew gendew cave twoww was pwesented in the pictuwe I wouwd have been abwe to judge this pwoduct's suitabiwity fow mine and my twibemates use. This being said 4 staws is the best I can wate this pwoduct and my expewience with the company in genewaw. When I contacted customew suppowt tewwing them I expected diffewent dimensions and didn't undewstand the units of measuwe and wack theweof due to being a cave twoww as opposed to human, I was quickwy hung up on muwtipwe times and eventuawwy the company stopped answewing any caww fwom my phone. This aside I used a wittwe bit of wattwe and daub to incwease the size a wittwe bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been cowwecting fwom the neawby fiewds I fwequentwy find my wunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I wouwd have done if found without this. Considew aww who owdew wawned. Howevew, this is much softew and mowe comfowtabwe than the wooden modew I had been using since my Nowthewn Sventawia Univewsity days. ovewaww wowth the puwchase. I hope this is hewpfuww.

u/CummyBot2000 · 1 pointr/copypasta

Moby Huge 3 Foot Tall Super Dildo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3wsVCbTTH75JW

A review on the largest dildo on amazon.
(NSFW)

My personal bits, being a cave troll in the Garg-Narg tribe of Eastern Sventalia, are a very specific set of dimensions. The example picture is slightly misleading. This, I came to find out the hard way while attempting a squat on the item. The Model used in the photo as a size comparison has no hight measurements presented, or dimensions of any kind when it comes down to it. I feel overlooked as a customer and as a cave troll because judging the size of a human female is something I am not very accustomed to in this format. If a Gnargel gender cave troll was presented in the picture I would have been able to judge this product's suitability for mine and my tribemates use. This being said 4 stars is the best I can rate this product and my experience with the company in general. When I contacted customer support telling them I expected different dimensions and didn't understand the units of measure and lack thereof due to being a cave troll as opposed to human, I was quickly hung up on multiple times and eventually the company stopped answering any call from my phone. This aside I used a little bit of wattle and daub to increase the size a little bit, making use of some of the goat dung I had been collecting from the nearby fields I frequently find my lunch at on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I don't know what I would have done if found without this. Consider all who order warned. However, this is much softer and more comfortable than the wooden model I had been using since my Northern Sventalia University days. overall worth the purchase. I hope this is helpfull.

u/TherapeuticThrowback · 1 pointr/cursedcomments

I’m getting hard all over again. Time to lube up old Moby and pretend I’m Superman.

u/Lowkey57 · 1 pointr/holdmybeer

You should throw in a lil somethin' extra on that order. Go big or go home, right?

u/BigBeefyWalrus · 1 pointr/ItemShop

Do you have “The Moby ?”

u/BloodyGlass · 1 pointr/JUSTNOMIL

Then there's this monster: https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1

And if someone has the ability to use that, they're not human.

u/Iphotoshopincats · 1 pointr/worldnews

well if your going to say that you need to state your country, my country Australia does not have a 2 party system but it is absolutely 2 party preferred as far as voting goes ... the day any party but labor or liberal is in power is the day i squat down on the moby to the base

u/GreyPanzer-88 · 1 pointr/adultery

That’s when you order the biggest scariest MFing dildo possible and “accidentally” leave that monster stuck to the shower wall. 😁

Or pick one so big he can’t hide it.
The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 3 Ft https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_llOTBb10X1VGX

u/jcope480 · 1 pointr/madlads


Lol yours for $541


The Moby, World’s Largest Retail Dildo, 3 Ft https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_1cp2CbR97VX8X

u/Yellow-5-Son · 1 pointr/4chan

First of all, don't be ashamed, you are not alone. Millions of Americans have trouble stimulating their loved one sexually everyday, so before you throw in the towel (pun intended), I recommend you give this bad boy a chance. It's also available in black.


May your day be long and fruitful, I hope this helped.

u/magicone2571 · 1 pointr/funny
u/broccolibadass · 1 pointr/furry_irl

searches for 7 foot long dildo O-oh. Well then.....

u/TrickyArmyMan · 1 pointr/Showerthoughts

The Moby, World's Largest Retail Dildo, 36 Inch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MOTE1Y6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_WVAFDbMSXRYWQ

u/sissy_jennifer20 · 1 pointr/SissificationAcademy
u/urmomssusaf · 0 pointsr/liluzivert

shut up nigga go on this website instead

u/p_pal2000 · 0 pointsr/gaming

Of course, totally agree with you.

Personally I hate pretty much this whole kind of post and this kind of thread because it's just causing meaningless divides between people. I own a phone, a PC, a switch, and my brother has a PS4, and I've tried some of my friends Xboxes. Everything has had it's purpose/place in time and each thing was enjoyable to use then. Plus, with the next gen consoles coming up, they will be even close to PC's than ever, and the same can be said for mobile chipset advancements as the years go by. I don't see the point in this senseless argument of which is better, they're all unique while all getting more like each other internally as the years go by anyways.

Micro transactions can go fuck themselves with a bunch of these though.

u/benjaminpami · 0 pointsr/PrequelMemes
u/jer3my · 0 pointsr/electronic_cigarette

Sometimes I hate my curiosity...

https://www.amazon.com/Sexflesh-Moby-Foot-Super-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6


~$550 for those that dont want to click the link. Original price was ~1000. Thought it would be a nice prank, but that would be an expensive prank.