(Part 2) Best hats & caps for men according to redditors

Hands free living bruh

For those of us who are still waiting for capitalism to crumble, there's always...

Super Z Outlet $7

Compass 360 $35

Beechfield $7

Columbia $50

SturdiGuns $33

I could PM you my process if you'd like?

EDIT: Here's the instructions to save me from PM-ing another ten-million people!

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So, here's a list of the equipment you'll need:

• An Amazon account
  
  
  
• Money
  
  
  
• A helpful mother/parent
  
  
  So, here's a list of all of the things I ordered on Amazon:
  
  Goggles
  
  Mask
  
  Hoodie
  
  Shirt
  
  Pants
  
  The Gloves were from Ebay.
  
  I got the socks from a sports store in my local town, and I already had red shoes so I can't help you there. Sorry!
  
  You'll have to cut the sleeves off of the hoodie, which is fine because he actually does that in the movie anyway.
  
  I drew web on the gloves and the spider on the hoodie with a black sharpie.
  
  I plan to get some sheer white cloth for the lenses and colour in some card for the black parts of the lenses like this.
  
  Hope this helps! :)

It's also a really shitty argument considering Amazon sells MAGA hats

You should find out what he says when he sees you wearing one of these.

Here it is on amazon

and here's the cleaned up links,without reference ids:

Merriwool Hat https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NCEVBEL

Woolly full sleeve https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XYVP4R8

Darn tough socks https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008RSF3H2

Minus33 Thermals https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006FKJPU

This isn't from the trump campaign, it's from a scam site. Trump has never sold MAGA hats on Amazon, yet if you read the text in the first pic it mentions the hats being sold on Amazon for $29.95. The pictured hat is an unofficial MAGA hat being sold by KBEHTOS. Trump has done enough bad stuff, you don't need to attribute unrelated stuff to him it only bolsters his base.

You can see the scam site for yourself here

KBETHOS unofficial MAGA hat

*edited to embed links*

Titanium Spork: https://smile.amazon.com/Light-My-Fire-Titanium-Spork/dp/B001E7S5BO/

Balisong trainer butterfly knife: https://smile.amazon.com/Amarey-Butterfly-Knife-Trainer-Unsharpened/dp/B01N2OPT60/

Novelty switchblade comb: https://smile.amazon.com/Stainless-Steel-Switch-Blade-Comb/dp/B00A967Q3O/

Kickboxing gloves: https://smile.amazon.com/Everlast-MMA-Kick-Boxing-Gloves/dp/B005OOFTA8/

Foam Nunchakus: https://smile.amazon.com/Sets-Ninja-Foam-Rubber-Nunchakus/dp/B01ER3FPNC/

(there's also Nerf swords on amazon, good for a quick battle)

MALL NINJA PATCH!!! https://smile.amazon.com/Maxpedition-Mall-Ninja-Patch-SWAT/dp/B00P18G9SI/

Rubber Throwing Stars: https://smile.amazon.com/Eight-Assorted-Rubber-Ninja-Stars/dp/B001NW1MEC/

And a Ninja Mask (that's good in winter too) https://smile.amazon.com/Balaclava-Winter-Fleece-Windproof-Women/dp/B01KG78NVE/

Not entirely mall ninja stuff, but I'm figuring you don't want the 11 year old to be lethal just yet ;)

I bought this hat and this patch and just put it on the hat.

I have the same problem. Bought this baby.

First time my ears are fully covered.

Welcome home, comrade! You’re already most of the way there, but we will get ya fixed up for maximum Goper8r status!

https://www.adidas.com/us/superstar-shoes/CM8077.html

https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/products/romanian-grab-and-go-stock-sets
(They re-up all the time, just jump on their mailing list)

https://armsofamerica.com/ak47762x3930rdmagazinegrade2originalmilitary-mixtureofpolishradomfegandeastgermanqty1.aspx

https://www.amazon.com/Super-Outlet-Outdoor-Cover-Thermal/dp/B017UTAS3M/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?adgrpid=54178205457&hvadid=274737737233&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9029209&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1o2&hvqmt=b&hvrand=1559353341409319956&hvtargid=kwd-14576212&keywords=ski+masks&qid=1554470433&s=gateway&sr=8-7
😂😂

And on top of these hats.

BTW, can I buy this ironically now or do I have to wait until Mueller lands the final blow?

Same.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GQI4974/ref=cts_ap_1_vtp?ie=UTF8&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1263191136900506848&pf_rd_r=e18bebb7-552e-11e8-8759-4f4ad4aaa851&pd_rd_wg=Lw5ao&pf_rd_s=mobile-detail-softlines&pf_rd_t=40701&pi=SL110&pd_rd_i=B01GQI4974&pd_rd_w=RrlON&pf_rd_i=mobile-detail-softlines&pd_rd_r=e18bebb7-552e-11e8-8759-4f4ad4aaa851&dpPl=1&dpID=41%2BQNxKo3mL

She saved $23.99.

Bro, Imma do you a solid. Get yourself a a Condor coyote tan hat with velcro so you can slap all manner of moto patches on it and an American flag. It makes you look operator as fuck and they are cheap. Just make sure you take care of your alopecia, don't end up like Michael Jackson...http://www.amazon.com/Condor-Tactical-Cap-Size-Fits/dp/B001R4VVR4/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1464058089&sr=8-3&keywords=condor+hat

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01J7OGIRS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

enjoy

Too late.

I ran all through the winter here in philly which was pretty damn cold - it is no utah but morning runs were around 15-19 degrees.

I was fine with a base layer of a long sleeve running shirt then usually wore a 1/4 zip pull over or just a wind blower jacket. I have one from brooks that weights almost nothing and it stopped all wind. Tights are a must. I also wear a pair of running gloves and a running beanie cap.

On the days when it was truly insane outside I would wear this: http://www.amazon.com/Under-Armour-Mens-Coldgear-Hood/dp/B0040ZN5GC

now is the time to pick up 1/4 zips and running jackets as most are on sale at places like runningwarehouse.com

as soon as you get moving it is fine - protection from the wind is the biggest thing.

https://www.amazon.com/Brixton-Mens-Tiller-Wide-Fedora/dp/B07488CKKF

It’s a 15 year anniversary hat this is the closest I️ could find Anime One Piece Character Cosplay Snapback Hat, Skull Skeleton Baseball Cap https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073PNVH64/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_fngcAbPB2K268

>Headbands and bandanas are amazing if you want to look like a basketball player or Axl Rose.

Cool? That's your opinion, just like my opinion is that a top-knot makes you look silly. I'll take both of those over the latter.

>Also, you said dozens of different ways. I only see 7 things linked here with a few duplicates.

Lmao. That's what you want to nitpick about? The goal is keeping hair out of your eyes, not fancy hairstyles:

http://f.tqn.com/y/menshair/1/S/2/1/-/-/bald5.jpg

https://www.amazon.com/Sexy-Hair-Control-Maniac-Shine/dp/B00GYGKQTY/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1499281267&sr=8-2&keywords=hair+control

https://www.amazon.com/xtava-Pinup-Hair-Clips-Professional/dp/B01LXCL45M/ref=sr_1_11_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1499281288&sr=1-11&keywords=hair+clips

https://www.amazon.com/Soft-Style-Butterfly-Clamps-Assorted/dp/B000X20Y4C/ref=sr_1_8_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1499281288&sr=1-8&keywords=hair+clips

https://www.amazon.com/Toboggan-Timeless-Clothing-Accessories-Top/dp/B01LZ27V22/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499281462&sr=8-1&keywords=beanie

https://www.amazon.com/VIKINGS-Chieftain-Safety-Swedish-Platinum/dp/B011L8WJIA/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1499281551&sr=1-4&keywords=razor

https://www.amazon.com/Westcott-Titanium-Scissors-Straight-Handle-13901/dp/B000P0LNRE/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1499281558&sr=8-3&keywords=scissors

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B073PNVH64/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_be0vCbF38A0N3

Got it here if anyone's interested

In the winters it gets down to the single digits often. Having good gear makes a huge difference, and it doesn't even have to be expensive.

MCTi Waterproof Mens Ski Gloves,Winter Warm 3M Thinsulate Snowboard Snowmobile Cold Weather Gloves Black Large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J7TIOR0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_7IX3AbJSHG754

Motorcycle Textile Riding Pants with Removable CE Armor(2XL) Black/Grey https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WFJBLP2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_7JX3Ab3HCY8X1

Balaclava Aegend Windproof Ski Face Mask Winter Motorcycle Neck Warmer Tactical Balaclava Hood Polyester Fleece for Women Men Youth Snowboard Cycling Hat Outdoors Helmet Liner Mask-Black, 1 Piece https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L6WB66C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_BKX3AbHJ842QH

MENS MOTORCYCLE ARMOR HIGH PROTECTION LEATHER(FULL GRAIN) JACKET BLACK AND BLUE LJ-1705. L https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072MMM6N6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_3KX3Ab1G70JJ1

I add a fleece neck warmer or scarf and if it's under 20 (or a long ride) I wear glove liners. Have ridden with this gear on a 1200 mile trip this winter across Missouri, Illinois, Indiana and Ohio. Only thing I'd change about that trip is warmer boots and electric warming gloves.

I swear by these:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002G9UDYG/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

That second layer give you a lot more to work with.

They even make one with a little brim, which as someone with glasses, I really appreciate:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0041LQXQO/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I usually get one of these whenever I lose them (about once a year). They are breathable, modular (you can pull down the mask), and they allow me to wear a helmet very comfortably. They don't really get musky/damp unless it's very hot or wet out. I still wear one every day, since it helps to not get goggle-tan.

Available here:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZFZJTG8/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=make+america+think+harder+hat+math+dark+blue&qid=1571776959&sr=8-4

Here is the mobile version of your link

> Sold out currently, but here is the original hat. You can also knockoff's slightly cheaper on Amazon in black, red, and significantly cheaper in blue.

Jk TAS Apparel Make Racism Wrong Again Hat https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079241L75/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_.6-ACb8RWM0RF

ta da.

Just got one of these for next weekend.

Yay for gifts!

I hope things pick up for you soon. Way to keep on giving to the community even in your time of need.

Ice, ice, baby!

Fantastic Zone Balaclava Face Mask, Winter Fleece Windproof Ski Mask for Men and Women,Black,One Size https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KG78NVE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_oA3.BbHDBX8XW

I am very balanced on ice, because when I saw Cool Runnings as a child, I decided I wanted to be a Jamaican Bobsledder. My older brother trained me by making me run on ice. Ever since then I've had a strange affinity for dashing on ice, which worries people. Especially my employers. Lol.

Running in the cold was never the same after I discovered the Under Armour Cold Gear Hood

My only problem in the cold is my toes going numb drives me absolutely insane. But then again I moved to southern california so won't have that happen again anytime soon.

Patagonia and North Face make good shit.

But what you need to do is when summer starts go get yourself a heavy ass winter coat (columbia, carhartt, or the brands you listed), a scarf, a hat, some winter boots, some good socks and some long sleeves.

Its not really that bad, you should only ever be outside for 20-30 minutes max from what I can tell on this campus (I don't go here, wife is a grad student).

Anyway, here's a list of my typical winter garb for those bitter as fuck days, from bottom to top, I am linking to the closest shit to what I've got because I have had my shit for years. Also note, most days you won't have to bundle up with all of this, but its always good to have in case you have to go outside for extended periods of time when its bonechilling cold. Also note that everything listed here isn't for pure warmth, there's also style that I consider:

• Doc Marten Boots (http://www.drmartens.com/us/p/originals-shoes-crazy-horse-8053)
  
• Carhartt socks (https://www.amazon.com/Carhartt-Mens-A695-4-Weather-4-Pack/dp/B078TQVMSV/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1522604530&sr=1-5&nodeID=1040658&psd=1&keywords=carhartt+socks)
  
• Base Layer for Legs (https://www.fieldandstreamshop.com/p/under-armour-mens-2-0-base-layer-leggings-16uarmmbs20lggngxaoa/16uarmmbs20lggngxaoa?color=Black~2FSteel)
  
• Levi Slim Straight Jeans (https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/jeans/513-slim-straight-jeans/p/085130242)
  
• Wolverine Long Sleeve T-Shirt (https://www.wolverine.com/US/en/walden-long-sleeve-tee/18565M.html?dwvar_18565M_color=W1202270-417#cgid=men-clothing-tops&prefn1=itemStyle&prefv1=Long+Sleeve&start=1)
  
• Roebuck Flannel (http://www.sears.com/roebuck-co-young-men-s-western-shirt-plaid/p-043VA97767312P?plpSellerId=Sears&prdNo=2&blockNo=2&blockType=G2)
  
• Mechanix Gloves, these fuckers are warm and allow you still do a few fine motor skill related tasks (http://www.mechanix.com/cold-weather/thermal-knit-winter-gloves)
  
• Earmuffs for those days you don't want to fuck your hair up
  
• Carhartt Men's Knit Hat for those days your hair doesn't matter (https://www.amazon.com/Carhartt-Mens-Knit-Visor-Heather/dp/B0041LQXQO/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1522604263&sr=8-14&keywords=carhartt+hat)
  
• Scarf
  
  At the end of the day, do you need all of that? No. But are there a few days where you may wish you had it... absolutely.
  
  I remember 3-4 winters ago where the temperature got down to -20 F in Ohio, back when I was still in undergrad. I was pissed about the cold, but I was warm as fuck because I was properly prepared.
  
  You obviously don't have to get every specific thing I listed either. You've got your own style, you can make it work. When summer starts though, cruise through your local mall and get at least one thing that you like that would match each of the things I listed, why summer? SALES SALES SALES. You will be able to use them for years and your ass will stay warm, especially when the fucking wind starts up.
  
  Also, for those cooler days, I'm sure you've got hoodies... Make sure you get some if you don't and make sure you've got jeans. The damp weather around here can make you feel colder than it is.
  
  And as a bonus, I suggest you take a hard ass look at the Adv3nture Hoodie made by Zane Lamprey (specifically the classic hoodies, scroll down far enough) http://adv3nture.com .
  
  I've worn mine a shit ton. It's extremely well made and it has everything you could ever want in a jacket/hoodie. (it also a beer koozie on the front pocket so you can look cool as fuck at your first party). It'd be good for you for about 3/4s of the year since you're not used to the cold.
  
  Anything other questions feel free to reply or PM.
  
  I wrote this long ass shit out because I'm actually a miserable person with a ton of dislikes. One of the things I hate more than anything in the world is cold. I hate snow, I hate anything that makes the temperature outside cold (I love rain because its not snow). So, I want to make sure people trying to make their lives better AKA you going to college, don't have to deal with the cold in a shitty way.

For reference, those links were not referral links. They were links used to track where the user is accessing the page (oh_aui_detailpage refers to the product detail page), as well as what text encoding it should use in the browser (UTF8). Referral links contain the referrer's information in the tag=blahblah-20 portion which wasn't present in OP's links. I'd still advocate removing the data tracking portion of the links though, and better still, prepend the links with smile instead of www for charity.

e.g.

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NCEVBEL

is a good clean link.

I helped a friend with one. We bought a red ski mask like this:

Xiabing Balaclava Breathable Lightweight Lycra Ski Full Face Mask For Cycling Sports (Red) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01I81DJS2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_OmPSBbE33SV3E

And goggles like this:
New Sell Vintage Steampunk Goggles Glasses Welding Cyber Punk Gothic (Black) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00YANEVNU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_doPSBbK63BTK5

Then we cut circles out of white mesh and added black electrical tape to make eye shape.

Something like this could help. It will keep your lungs a bit warmer https://www.amazon.com/Aegend-Balaclava-Motorcycle-Snowboard-Lightweight/dp/B01L6WB66C

Okay so how do I report this sale of illegal material ?

I’ll help you get there