Best sexual wellness products according to redditors

We found 10,383 Reddit comments discussing the best sexual wellness products. We ranked the 3,853 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Sexual Wellness Products:

u/Bidiggity · 1306 pointsr/funny
u/PM_ME_KITTYNIPPLES · 314 pointsr/badwomensanatomy

Yep. Here's the link

u/UsernameWasFknTaken · 269 pointsr/streetwear

$141.88 before accessories, $180.68 with. Still have $20 left over for a hat

fuccssessories: One Two

u/fatalicus · 176 pointsr/IDontWorkHereLady

Why not go straight for the moby (was in the also viewed section)

u/Im-Gonna_Wreck-It · 158 pointsr/DIY

Well, here are two ways you guys could make your own.

There's even a glow in the dark version ^

u/zornathan · 128 pointsr/funny

Depends. Cucumber has plausible deniability and is cheap. A dildo the same size guarantees everyone knows what you're using it for...

u/not_just_the_IT_guy · 122 pointsr/BuyItForLife

I should probably use a throwaway for this but...

NSFW: Hitachi Magic Wand

u/Am_Neon · 109 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook

Damn you’re not kidding.

The only down side is waiting for shipping you would need to have this on hand to utilize it.

u/xXxMassive-RetardxXx · 108 pointsr/ConfusedBoners
u/TheLonelySamurai · 105 pointsr/sex

There are different brands of dildos that "come". Here's a great list of squirting dildos and even a squirting cocksleeve! Be aware that most of these are PVC, with the exception of The Semenette (medical grade silicone!) and one or two others I believe.

Also, Bad Dragon has a "cumtube" option on all of their dildos, which are also medical grade silicone and come in different sizes. They're mostly fantasy animal oriented dildos (and they're amazing quality), but they have a regular dildo called "The Ultimate Fantasy".

Tagging /u/cmkn, /u/kinkyghost, /u/blueblast88, /u/Radica1Faith and /u/Pattyooooooo here too.

If any of you are looking for a more realistic cum lube option besides the crappy Bad Dragon stuff (terrible lube, don't buy it, I recommended it once long ago but nooooo), follow these directions I gave to people who were looking for some realistic dildos and/or realistic lube options for play:

>Now, onto the edible fake cum! You can use this with the cumtube as well! This one is great for body shots, facials, or just for straight up swallowing. ;)

>1 cup water

>2 tablespoons cornstarch

>1 pasteurized egg white (Pasteurized is important if you want to swallow this stuff!)

>1 tablespoon plain yogurt (make sure it's plain if an AFAB person is putting these anywhere near their genitals, if they're not putting it near their genitals though, you can use vanilla yogurt for a more pronounced, bold vanilla flavour)

>A pinch of salt

>Dissolve cornstarch in ¼ cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. Add 1/4 a teaspoon of vanilla extract, maybe a drop more, for a bit of vanilla sweetness when you add the egg white in there! Make whatever volume you want. It should stay good for a few days in the fridge too, so you can get multiple uses out of a batch. If you need to warm it up for use, heat up some water (NOT boiling, just hot) on the stove and put the cold bowl into the hot water and let it warm up the mixture. Stir once in awhile. You don't want to cook the egg whites, just warm up the mixture. Another interesting thing you could do is add some Stevia flavour drops, you can find them under "water enhancers" on Amazon and other online stores, and they have everything from Root beer flavour to lemon, cherry, etc. You could essentially have whatever flavour fake cum you wanted, although I'm a real fan of the vanilla, something about it is just tried and true for me. :D This is the absolute best fake cum recipe out there, it's what a lot of professionals use!

If you're alright with not eating the stuff, you could just buy J-Lube and add some titanium dioxide, the thing that makes Bad Dragon's cumlube white in the first place.

Finally, if anybody is alright with a gif of a big ol' horse dildo (sorry, couldn't find any other models showing it), here is one of Bad Dragon's cumlube equipped model dildos in action!

u/raoasidg · 99 pointsr/holdthemoan

That's the tip sound (this is from Chaturbate) and her milking the reaction. She is using a Lovense which vibrates when people tip; the "intense" reaction is just the "model" playing it up for the people watching.

u/j00jy · 92 pointsr/tifu

Alright listen up kid, here's what you do. Hop on over to Amazon and order one of these bad boys..

That's 15 inches of American fucking freedom right there!

Put your sister's name on the shipping address and then fuck your little fleshlight to your hearts content while you wait.

Make damn sure you get that package when it arrives!

Open it in front of your entire family and shame your sister for wanting to fill the massive cavernous hole between her legs.

Also you might want to get your mother some lingerie or something because apparently daddy is not getting what daddy needs.

u/PrincessLeiasCat · 91 pointsr/childfree

Women (and men who want to help out): you can buy Plan B on Amazon.

You can also buy the generic version for cheaper.

You do not need a prescription.

u/The_Red_Tide · 77 pointsr/funny
u/HamTMan · 71 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Sound like it's time to move up to the Hitachi Magic Wand.

u/coniferous-1 · 64 pointsr/chemicalreactiongifs

Jlube. It's a powder that you mix with water and it produces exactly this effect.

u/StaplerLivesMatter · 58 pointsr/CCW
u/MrZeeBud · 51 pointsr/sex

Your savior has arrived...

You need J Lube.

It's a powder that you mix with water to make lube... Very very cheap way to make lots of body-safe lube at whatever consistency you like.

You can get it from amazon:

...or from agricultural stores...

u/godisuckatnames · 48 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Show her this!

u/LISTEN_UP_CUNT · 45 pointsr/steroids

Anybody else into period sex? It blows my mind how many girls I talk to who are like "yeah, my ex wouldn't fuck me on my period". Like wtf, are that many guys really that afraid of blood? I fucking love it, granted I've got a blood kink and most girls aren't willing to cut you/get cut. I thinks its because I hate when people try to pretend sex is something civilized, trying to dress it up in dating apps and waxing and condoms and all that shit. Once there's blood involved, you have officially stepped of the Making-Love train, you are now FUCKING, like animals. Its the shit. Also if pulling halfway out and seeing your dick covered in blood doesn't make your heart race, you're a fucking sociopath.

Also quick shoutout to under-mattress restraints like these
Super quick and easy if you're in a hurry and don't want to tie a bunch of fucking knots. Picked some up and tested them out on my fuckbuddy who does circus/acrobat shit. I'd been backpacking in Glacier for a month and was too exhausted to jerk off most days, I came so hard i was actually worried my dick was going to explode. She texted me later saying "If you're going to slap me around and make me cum a bunch of times, we can't fuck before I go to work, I'm literally retarded right now" lol. Stay frosty lads

u/[deleted] · 43 pointsr/videos

They are sitting on one of these: Hitachi Magic Wand

They are the things you see in porn all the time. I actually got one for my GF since we are doing distance. Honestly, orgasms are not optional with this thing. Turning it on high is more than enough power to get through even jeans/pants.

u/Petitechaton · 43 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Forced orgasm is just that - an orgasm brought on by unrelenting stimulation to the genitals. I don't know that there is really a best way that covers everyone since everyone's bodies are unique and respond differently.

Part of forced orgasms is that you just have to accept that there will be over stimulation and sensitivity can be uncomfortable but on the otherside of it is an amazing release. I describe it like a process of working and pushing past it.

Tips for staying quiet? Gag. We got a mouthguard over the mouth panel gag harness that has been super great with dampening sounds. We don't have kids, but live in an apartment. I'm sure our neighbors love us >.> but really we try to be respectful and quiet.

We use under the matress restraints. They come with velcro cuffs, but we have our own leather ones we clip to them. We also got climbing clips to make attaching and detaching easier. Super easy to install and you can easily hide under the matress or remove when not in use. They're affordable and well constructed imo.

But as for not getting anything new, using bondage tape to hogtie or restrict movement is fine.

session length depends on the person... how long it takes you to get there is how long it takes. that is the same with any subsequential orgasms.

word of caution - you can experience microtears and abrasions to the clit and urethra which can make you vulnerable to infections like UTI. make sure you hydrate and keep the area clean with good after care.

u/cdestahl · 37 pointsr/funny

Well, you're wrong.

u/calteg · 36 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

You've got two options: spreader bars or external restraints (i.e. tie legs to bedposts). There are some convoluted rope ties that would work, but since it sounds like you're relatively new, how about something cheap and easy like this:

>would have no way to conceal it

Spreader bars don't have to look like spreader bars. Wooden dowel from Home Depot + two eye hooks. Remove eye hooks when not in use, throw the entire thing into a pvc pipe. (or just use a pvc pipe with holes drilled in it). Bam, discrete spreader bar for well under $10.

u/AshlynBootrobba · 36 pointsr/creepyPMs
u/Kodix · 25 pointsr/funny

Isn't that a Hitachi Magic Wand? Or does it just look like one?

Either way, if they put it out for testing like that, it's expected for some people to try it like this. If not for testing like this, what else is it there for? Clients to masturbate with and check if it's to their liking?

u/ClaytonRayG · 25 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

I can personally vouch for the hummingbird attachment. First time I ever experienced multiples was while this was being used on me while restrained.

Even in mostly vanilla situations it's pretty great. Putting it on and having my partner ride me with the wand hitting their clit has been fun as well. The orgasms this thing can push out are fantastic the majority of the time.

Edit: Here's a link to the attachment on Amazon for anyone wanting to get it.

u/QuidProQuo_Clarice · 25 pointsr/Wellthatsucks

Or you can just buy the concentrated powder and reconstitute it yourself. 10oz of powder makes 6-8 gallons of lube, so you can fill a 55 gallon drum for only $130. Such savings!

u/bout2kmstbhfam · 25 pointsr/traaNSFW

Clean yourself up, get a bottle of nice lube, this thing, then slowly start with the wider end and don't stop until it starts feeling good (or you feel sharp pain, which means you overdid it and should stop for the next 3-ish days). It's also a good idea to get yourself very aroused using your penis first and then focusing only on your butt.

If you're hitting the prostate right then it should feel like you're going to pee. If you start moving the toy more intensly then that "feeling" will instead become real pee coming out so you have to clench your butt muscles while going faster and harder. This has the added benefit of making it feel better, so you should honestly keep flexing and unflexing the muscles all the time even if you don't need to keep them flexed at all times.

You can try listening to a metronome audio like this on youtube to keep rythm for the strokes.

u/His_Mom___ · 25 pointsr/blursedimages

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s quite pricey. Here it is, don’t ask how I know.

u/Shroffinator · 24 pointsr/trippinthroughtime

my bad, misread.

A little silver bullet can do the trick but if you really want to save up and surprise her one day try this. Comes down to preference but basically most powerful/high acclaimed "massager" on the market.

u/hotnut · 24 pointsr/AskMen

A personalized dildo! This lets you make a dildo/vibrator with a mold made with your own penis.

Also, I have no idea who /u/rampagingkoala is, it just seems like a fun thing to give strangers... Bonus point if you make it with a un-erect penis!

u/NakD_Bootstraps · 24 pointsr/sex

This may be helpful for your lack of lube prolbem.

J-Lube. It’s a powdered form of the lubricant they use to assist in the birthing of horses and cows. Gallons of lube for less than $20.

The website says. “10oz plastic bottle with shaker top makes 6-8 gallons of lubricant” -- and its only 13 bucks.

People swear by it for large insertions also. But since that's not your goal may not be useful in that manor.

Here's a link

u/PeacefulCamisado · 23 pointsr/mildlyinteresting
u/UNPER50N · 21 pointsr/AdviceAnimals
u/HollowPersona · 20 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter
u/DDDcanitbe · 20 pointsr/sex

What a terrible situation to be in for all parties involved. I'm sorry your family is struggling with this.

I got my boyfriend a set of Tenga eggs which he enjoys much more than just manual masturbation on its own. they also have a less-disposable tube-shaped version that might suit your dad's needs better.

u/bruisesandlace · 20 pointsr/sex

I haven't personally tried bad dragon lube, but I've heard nothing but bad reviews on it, mostly that's its "sticky" and not "lubey" lol.

If you have a farm store of some type nearby, I recommend poly lube...its a veterinary grade lubricant that comes as a powder that you mix with water. For $20 you can have 5 gallons worth of lube! (Or, y'know a years worth of lube bc don't mix it all at once). it's water-based so safe to use with silicone toys. It's all I use now.

Edit: [this stuff] (
[Available on Amazon here] ( But honestly it was much cheaper instore so might be worth shopping around before buying online. I got it from UFA (Alberta Canada, lol), but any farm or veterinary store should carry it. It's also called j-lube.

u/SuggestiveMaterial · 20 pointsr/bdsm

Looks like you can only buy it from the manufacturer. But I'm doing more research.


Good news and bad news. Good news is, I found it on Amazon. Bad news is that it has almost the same amount of 1 star reviews as 5 star reviews out of 518. The 1 star ones all say the motors died inside a month, one exploded on a night stand, and that they don't stay connected to blue tooth.

LOVENSE Lush - The Most Powerful Bluetooth Remote Control Bullet Vibrator

u/Memephis_Matt · 19 pointsr/AskMen
u/SoNotYours · 18 pointsr/sex
u/Toyotaobsession · 18 pointsr/funny
u/1ns4n3p41n · 18 pointsr/suctiondildos
u/EveryNightIWatch · 18 pointsr/windowsphone

If you have a blue-tooth vibrator and smart dishwasher ... No. The app isn't compatible with Windows Phone.

u/ManForReal · 17 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

>Isn’t it normal for a mid twenties man to develop his own life that doesn’t involve his parents every weekend?

Yes. YES.

Is BFsMom married, divorced or widowed? She sounds like she made an 'A' in JN101 - Making your offspring your sonsband.

If she doesn't have a spouse she needs a BF closer to her age. Or a Hitachi. Or a dog or joining a knitting circle or a rollerblading group or SOMETHING other than her pwecious baby boy.

And said offspring needs a pair of shears, to cut the fucking apron strings. He comes to town for 2-3 days, he needs to spend 20 minutes at mom's house and the rest having hot sex hanging out with you.

He's a grown man. Mommy's clingyness is HIS problem, not hers. He needs to peel her off his leg, spray her with a water bottle when she tries to hump it and tell her to Get a Life.

Ask him if his mother's responsible for his feelings. The answer should, of course, be no. Then ask why he feels responsible for hers? She's been adult (chronologically at least) longer than he's been alive. She needs to renew her relationship with her husband, seduce her pastor (not really) or do something besides expect BF to fill her time and give her life meaning.

BF needs to read and re-read my standard recommendations for a young male who hasn't quite located his balls, or who finds them in his mother's purse: When I Say No I Feel Guilty by Manuel J. Smith and No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert A. Glover.

One possible reason he's going gray in his twenties is that his mom's stressing him out. He needs to think about that, as it's no more his job to change his mother than is being her emotional spouse.

It's his job to stop letting her fuck with his life.

u/Some_Dumb_Ass · 17 pointsr/AskMen

She's doggy style riding a vibrator mounted to this I'm behind her in her ass, and an ejaculating dildo is suction cupped to the wall in front of her mouth that I'm moving her to sucking it with my thrusts.

How's that, you want more exploits?

u/Ilikeboobsandstuf · 17 pointsr/CelestiaVega
u/backlash237 · 17 pointsr/BDSMcommunity
u/da_deman · 16 pointsr/AskMen

Should've bought this for her.

u/SockHungryClutz · 16 pointsr/furry_irl

In case you want one for yourself, it's only ~$550 (same price, but in black)

All porn I can find of this features females who can't even take half of it. Seeing fictional porn of foxes take dicks the size of their entire bodies has warped my views of what should be physically possible

u/HolyRomanPrince · 15 pointsr/nba
u/milliondollarhunter · 15 pointsr/sugarlifestyleforum

If I was you I would have sent him this and blocked him (NSFW link)

Its weird that I mentioned on another post for to people to not be negative but I am sensing something is wrong here. I have a hunch that he is just using the "10" meets to drive down per meet. My guess is that he will have sex with you couple of times before moving on. 2-3 meets, 400-600 cost incurred and then go find some one new. Try telling him that you will take those in 5 installments instead of per meet with upfronts payments.

The allowance is at the lowest end but it is location dependent. Big cities like SF & NY are 500+, other cities 300-400, smaller town 200-300.

u/Gunstling · 15 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

May I recommend The Great American Challenge?

It's the biggest, scariest dildo I've seen in a long time. Or perhaps this? While it's not a big scary dildo, large studded anal beads could be awesome too.

Both links NSFW obviously.

Also, this is the best post I've seen on Reddit in a long time.

u/Serialheated · 15 pointsr/BigBrother
u/karaus · 14 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

I thought the same thing at first, but then recognized it as a Magic Wand.

u/Vikingr · 14 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Remote Vibe First one was DOA, but the replacement worked wonders.

Also just in case you're curious, here's a bunch of other things I've bought off of Amazon:

Rabbit Vibe: NO, breaks too easily

Dual Bullet: Great while it lasts, but sadly breaks after a few sessions

Scissors If you don't have some GET SOME

Two Knotty Boys I highly recommend if you need some knot help

Condoms More are always useful to have

Weighted Nipple Clamps LOVE THESE, your sub might not though

Whip Going strong for two years

Bullet Held out for a while but ultimately broke after a few months

Numb Throat Spray doesn't work

Anal Trainer Set good for training but the middle to biggest is a bit of a jump

Lube Great stuff, lasts a while too

Blindfold Very comfy and durable

Bondage Tape Works well for hte purpose, doesn't adhere like Duct Tape, perfect

Vibe Fantastic Vibe

Rose Petals Show your girl a good, romantic time

Suction Dildo Get it and make her fuck herself on the floor, highly recommend

Butt Plug A good intermediary between the large and medium from before

Mouth Wash Make sure your breath smells clean for sex

Pillows Sleep better

Mini Massager Works reasonably well

Rose Gold Heart Necklace Classy way to show ownership out and about

Rose Gold Heart Bracelet Sams as above but for alternating days

Okay that's a quick overview, let me know for more detail on any, yes I have have bought all of these on Amazon, Dear God I did not realize how much I bought there before now.

Also here's a fun list of tasks and punishments

Fur further ideas just look over this sex map and for a bit more utilitarian, check out this list of Limits I made (pdf version or .xlsx version i.e. excel). For some fun orders steal some from the Contract I wrote (Word Version or pdf)

u/fkndavey · 14 pointsr/sex

Turn one of these inside out and put them over the head. Apply lube. Lose your mind/blow your partner's mind.

Edit: Take em off and wash with cold water after use. They seem to last longer.

u/StLRedditGirl · 14 pointsr/sex

I bought my ex-boyfriend of a couple of these Tenga Eggs. He loves them and clean up is extremely easy. I linked to the variety pack by you can buy them individually.

u/pensivegargoyle · 14 pointsr/askgaybros

Oil is a no-no if you want to use condoms. There are more frugal lubes around than the normal drug store kind. You could order J-lube and have lube for a very long time without having to pay for it again.

u/Sauce-Finder · 14 pointsr/furry_irl

Original product is titled: J-Lube

Original product located at: Amazon J-lube

Manufacturer/Seller: Unkown/Amazon + (And most animal supply stores)

Last Seen: September 9, 2017

Pricing: $16.95 - $18.95 USD

FUN FACT: Mixed portions of J-lube should only be kept 3 weeks maximum, before a new batch is prepared.

TIPS: Having worked as a veterinarian, here are some tips for mixing:

  • Start off with cold water, as that mixes best with the powder

  • Sift the powder before putting it into the water; this helps avoid clumps.

  • Microwave the mix after adding the powder to the water, then mix some more.\

  • After that, add water as needed while continually microwaving (the microwaving helps remove clumps a lot!) until you reach the desired consistency.

    I am a dude, ^^doot ^^^doot

    ^(If you believe this post was made in error, or have a suggestion, please leave a comment or message me.)
u/anonnymouse1 · 14 pointsr/sex

I have also struggled with this. I mostly just thrust mine while lying on my back but sometimes I do want to ride, dang it! Just sticking it to the ground feels nice for a minute, but then my knees start screaming. If you have the right kind of shower or bathtub you might be able to stick it on the edge and straddle it. Otherwise a stack of books kind of works but they need to be hefty and not too wide. A low stool with a flat surface?

They do sell these thingamabobbers too but I can't bring myself to purchase masturbation furniture.

u/chicagothrowaway1001 · 14 pointsr/NSFW_GIF
u/Mr_Horrible · 13 pointsr/sex

Hitachi magic wand - wonderful invention. worth every cent.

*edit: you aren't doing anything "wrong" at all, everyone has to develop their own method.

u/TinCupChallace · 13 pointsr/sex

i have this

SO and I arent really into BDSM or anything crazy, but its fun to tie up your partner. I wont go into too much detail... amazon has a lot of reviews on the product that all are more detailed then i have the time to write. well worth the $35.

u/DrBubbles · 13 pointsr/AskMen
u/zarmin · 13 pointsr/nfl

i love to be the bearer of good news

u/davethemacguy · 13 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Naturally this isn't for every situation, but this is still an option regardless of where you live (in secret):

u/mikeymikeymikey1968 · 13 pointsr/NSFWFunny
u/rycbaroswin · 13 pointsr/sex

Had this very same problem. I’m 22F, and no matter what I tried with my hands, nothing would happen. I bought the Satisfyer Pro 2 off Amazon, it’s strictly a clitoral stimulator. I bought it vs a dildo or rabbit because clit stim seemed to be where I got the most traction. Also the reviews on it are amazing. (Check out mine, it’s under A.)

I bought it back in February of this year, and have since hardly gone a day without an orgasm. It sounds cliche, but my mood has drastically improved, my anxiety is down, and I sleep better.

Once I got over the first hurdle, (a few times) I tried using my hands again. Since I now knew I was physically capable of orgasms, the pressure was off and I was able to come with just my hand. I highly recommend this! Satisfyer brand also has a lot of other great products!

u/The_Accountemist · 12 pointsr/exmormon

This bad boy. Works every time.

u/powlette · 12 pointsr/AskReddit

I never met a woman who didn't love a Hitachi Magic Wand

u/SobriKate · 12 pointsr/asktransgender
u/TheRealGingerKid · 12 pointsr/AdviceAnimals
u/notoneofyourfans · 12 pointsr/SexToys

I haven't used it, but I don't hear much positive about it. You have to get the timing just right and maintain the erection throughout the casting time without direct penis stimulation. So if these are struggles for you, save your money. Another help is to go to Amazon and read the reviews with 3 stars. They are usually the most honest ones.

u/IPromoteRES · 12 pointsr/sex

Is something I bought recently for use with my girlfriend. It's trivially easy to escape from if someone really wants to(you just need to pull back on the length adjuster with a finger and then you and undo the velcro with teeth or the metal clasp with a finger), yet it is very good if she wants to be restrained.

You can pull her legs/arms to the sides or above/below her in any combination.

We have used it 2-3 times now. One of the best things is to just make her wear the wrist/ankle-cuffs the entire night. She says it makes her feel very submissive to have the cuff always there and the clasps dangling.

u/popeye44 · 12 pointsr/sex

Millions and millions of orgasms from Hitachi since 1979,
But as you say.. it's very powerful. Some folks put devices inline with plug to reduce power, Some put a towel between their parts and the head. Whatever works.. it's a really good device.

Speed Controller

Edit: Link to speed controller.

u/damnshiok · 12 pointsr/IAmA
u/Sat-AM · 12 pointsr/freebies

Silicone lube is great for condoms; while the condom company may not test it (and some often do; a lot of the pre-lubed condoms actually come with silicone lube), the lubricant company certainly will (otherwise, their labeling on the package that says "Safe for use with latex condoms" would get them sued all to hell as soon as a rubber failed).

They're also great for toys, so long as your toy isn't also made of silicone. That $150 bad dragon dildo? Not gonna work out. That $20 jelly dick from the sex store down the street? It'll be fine (but I'd still recommend you wrap it up in a condom, the plasticizers used to make gel toys are scary and can off gas for a long time). I've seen some people recommend wrapping silicone toys in condoms, and that makes them safe with silicone lube, but I'd be super cautious about that.

As a side note to /u/travisthemonkey: I really don't know if I would recommend silicone lubes for anal sex. A lot of people swear by it, but I'm not personally a fan. Water-based lubes tend to feel more slick and slippery, which is great for the bottom but some tops don't enjoy it as well. Conversely, silicone lubes feel a little more frictiony, so the top may enjoy it more but the bottom won't.

In any case, I really don't recommend Astroglide for anal sex. I find it to be a bit too runny and it doesn't really work out too well if it doesn't stay where you put it. I prefer a product called J-Lube, which seems odd but it's been used for years. We pre-mix it in batches of 8oz or so (which takes a ridiculously small amount of powder) and it lasts for about a month or so.

u/CharlesThundercock · 12 pointsr/steroids

You know that you've done something really fucked up and depraved when you get a freak like Mrs T to look at you with a combination of shock and disgust and say,


.......while furiously mashing her clit.

I guess the combination of the big end of this big shiny 2.5 pound piece of fuck followed by my cock balls deep was a bit much for her poor abused little asshole to process.

I love quiet romantic Sundays.

(PS, my dick still hurts from that little stunt)

u/slavkody · 12 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

Since she finds it so damn amusing, maybe she'd really enjoy receiving her own for Christmas. Of course, she's such a wonderful FMIL that she deserves an upgrade (NSFW).

u/use_more_lube · 12 pointsr/NSFWFunny

Training prostitutes to recognize VD?

Work with me here man; the Internet has shown me zombie dildos and dragon dildos on top of all the regular everyday horror in other people's fetishes. I mean, goddamn - people can be really fucking creepy.

Gimme this one, ok?

u/fifteensmiles · 11 pointsr/sex

Obvious stuff: Set up rules, limits, safewords before hand.

Toy suggestions: I have this slut paddle which I really like. It doesn't quite leave the impression it's supposed to, but it's still sexy to think about being branded like that. It also doesn't sting as much as, say, a cane or cat o' nine tails.
For bondage, you could get some basic cuff restraints. If you want to do rope, there are some good tutorials on youtube and I recommend this Rope Bondage 101 guide from
If she's into forced orgasms, the Hitachi Magic Wand is indeed a magical machine.

Positions: Face down, ass up always makes me feel pretty exposed and dominated, though a more missionary-type position is generally more conducive for choking.

u/Ivan_Whackinov · 11 pointsr/Cooking

> "Don't get your partner anything that plugs in"

Says who?

u/do_0b · 11 pointsr/sex

100% for real, let her play with this tool specifically on herself before and during sex. Let her cum first while you just kiss and stroke her, so she doesn't have to worry about performing or getting you off. After she goes, it's all you, but let her keep the wand going.

And for ffs, get the cord version, not the rechargeable version.

u/Neebat · 11 pointsr/pics

She needs a Hitachi Magic Wand. Plug-in power provides persistent pleasure. (Second link is NSFW. Great educational comic.)

(Probably more endurance than Dr Tam.)

u/FrostyTheSasquatch · 11 pointsr/sex

Like a Hitachi "massager", perhaps?

u/SickTheistFilet · 11 pointsr/tickling

Well, first you'll need to get some restraints. These are really good for beginners and at 14 dollars that's a hell of a bargain, I paid like 40 for mine.

Then, just ask him what he wants specifically and fulfill to the best of your ability. Communication is key here. For instance he might want to be tied a certain way (those restraints give quite a few options), he might prefer a certain style (hard vs soft), he might like toys like feathers. Don't be afraid to ask him what he likes and what he wants from the experience. Do your best to make him feel comfortable sharing this moment with you. Guys can be self conscious about this type of thing sometimes and the more he feels like you're willing to be accommodating and the less he feels like you may think it's weird or off putting or whatever, the better. I'm not saying you would do that intentionally, just that it's important that he feels comfortable and like you're both having fun with it.

As for surprising him, maybe get the bed all set up and ready to go with the restraints, light some candles if you want, throw on something sexy and tell him you have a surprise for him in the bedroom. But that's really up to you and what you feel comfortable with and what you think he'd like.

Anything else you might like to know about this from a guys perspective, just ask.

u/thegrim99 · 11 pointsr/sex

Hmm, going through the thread you are more vanilla, which something everyone seems to be missing.

Here are some of my favorite things to do that are simple and sexy:

Tie her hands behind her back (crossed or parallel). Use rope and do it slowly (and I mean fucking slow!). Make it sensual as you stand behind her wrapping each coil of rope around her wrists. Pause, keep one hand holding the ropes and the other with a firm grasp under chin, and lightly nibble on her ear. Finish off the tie. Obviously you can't fuck her missionary, but you can bend her over something: table, counter, or even your bed and fuck her hard from behind. Make sure to use her helplessness to your advantage with proper foreplay.

Frogtie her (ankles to calves). This is a great position and opens her up for penetration. If your worried about her arms try a box tie where her arms bent at right angles behind her back. This will be more comfortable considering.

Tying her spread eagle to the bed. Simple and effective. Make sure you use the proper knot that you have seen so it doesn't cut off circulation. An alternative to this the under the bed restraint system. Works like a charm.

Don't be afraid to experiment! Bending her over and having your way with her is a great place to start, but make it unique. Surprise her when she gets home (talk to her beforehand to avoid having the same thing happen to you by a man named Bubba in county).

Let me know what you think and I can see what else is out there!

edit: Links

u/PMMeYourDragonDildos · 11 pointsr/BadDragon

BD lube is water based so you should be able to thin it out before use.

You should also think about getting some jlube mix and food-grade titanium dioxide pigment to just make your own cumlube in large quantities with the thickness you desire.

Just one $20 bottle of that stuff can make up to 8 gallons of sticky cum-like lube. It's effectively the same stuff as what BD sells and it was also used as the xenomorph slime in the Aliens films!

Have fun!

u/Ap2c2e · 11 pointsr/LipsThatGrip
u/AlucardSX · 11 pointsr/de

Und dann hast du das Paket vor seinen Augen geöffnet und ihm voller Stolz den Inhalt präsentiert.

u/PoppyOncrack · 11 pointsr/morbidquestions

[I recomend The Moby]

You can use it not only to bash people over the head, but also as a scratching post for cats, a hat rack, or a dildo for your mom.

u/littlebravetoaster · 10 pointsr/sex

Haha! I actually just bought and used that! You can actually find it even cheaper than that on Amazon:

Basically, last week my girlfriend joked that she had a copy of my dick for her own personal enjoyment, so I surprised her with a Clone-a-Willy kit.

The process was a lot of fun. It basically works like this:

  • Cut the provided tube down to size
  • Mix 98F water with the mold powder
  • Pour mix into tube
  • Insert erect dick into gooey tube
  • Wait 2-4 hours
  • Mix rubber, pour in
  • Wait 24 hours

    Pretty simple... but there's a lot of room for failure. You have to get hard, get the water to the right temp, and stay hard while mixing the water with the powder. Once the water hits the molding powder, you have sixty seconds to get it mixed and poured or it starts to get too hard to really work. I've read reviews where people get really stressed with getting everything right while maintaining the erection.

    Luckily I had two lovely assistants. My girlfriend focused on getting me turned on and keeping me fluffed throughout while our third handled the mixing and pouring. Made it a lot simpler!

    Here's how it came out:

    I think it came out pretty well (I need to take an exacto knife to clean up the base a bit). You can't really tell in the picture, but I didn't realize I was as thick and girthy as I am (between 5-6 inches of girth).

    I now completely understand and sympathize with my girlfriend's hesitation to have anal sex as much as often as I'd like =p
u/Esull · 10 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

My husband made his penis into a vibrator for me when he deployed. It's so great when they think of us ;)

u/monkeyfun14 · 10 pointsr/sex

Indeed the standard settings can be too powerful for some people.

You might consider a speed controller like this one:

I [M] have one for the wand I keep at home for worthy houseguests. :-)

u/P3RR01 · 10 pointsr/hapas

She explicitly said she Is only with you because you are white

  • Disclose your opinions on white women
  • What are your thoughts on asian women
  • Why are you not with a white woman
  • How does she speak about other asians

    These are essential. You are also in denial.

    Instead of dumping my girlfriend, I'd rather just tell her that it is in fact not
    an okay thing to think, as I personally mean it's borderline racism.

    Borderline. Racism. What are you going to tell your son loverboy.
u/Beeb294 · 10 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL
u/TSmith711 · 10 pointsr/sissyhypno

I did something similar earlier this year.
I kind of went too big with my first one, I ended up getting a Rebellious Ryan, It was too large to get in, so I ended up getting a Hung Harvey : They smelled a little rubbery but not too bad. I expected a little bit of a smell due to the amazon reviews anyway.

That was still pretty big but with some patience and persistence, I got it in. The "pop" and then feeling of being filled up was amazing. It hurt a little when I pulled it back out, but after a few times I was able to fuck myself with ease. Additionally, after warming up with Harvey, I was able to get Ryan in there. I actually prefer Harvey though, the more bulbous head feels great. One thing I ended up doing was turning it balls up so that the ridge on the top of the head rubbed against my prostate, which was a very unique feeling.

I agree with both the shame and the thrill part. Part of me, as I had Harvey in my ass and Ryan in my mouth, was thinking "Just look at you" but on the other hand, holy shit it was pretty intense. I'm getting a little aroused just thinking of it.

Knowing they are hidden in my house and that they would be found if anything ever happened to me is a little scary too. I've gotten to the point where I'm about to throw them out just in case, but then I never do.

u/Credisdeb87 · 10 pointsr/BadDragon
u/omiclix · 9 pointsr/videos

As a former adult store clerk, I can say with absolute honesty that most people prefer things that plug into walls. For one, the Hitachi magic massager comes to mind.

u/JaneLately · 9 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

You most certainly can. here

u/thekillerinstincts · 9 pointsr/todayilearned

>I often hear the word "hitori etch" (literally, "one person sex") used to describe masturbation.

Clearly "hitachi etch" would be more correct

u/sirreginaldwindage · 9 pointsr/sex

NO. Hitachi. Get a Hitachi Magic Wand. Best ever. Ask anyone. Check it out.

u/Red9inch · 9 pointsr/sex

You're not doing anything wrong. A common misconception is that a vibrator is a magic orgasm device. It really only gets you half way. After several years working in a very upscale adult toy store I have to recommend The Original Rabbit Pearl. There are a ton of knock offs, and not a one of them is worth the money. If you have one of the knocks, and like it, get the real thing. I would spend an hour and a half convincing a girl to buy one, and the next day she would be back with all her friends and I would sell out that weeks shipment.

That being said, the only way to have an orgasm with any toy, is to use your mind as much as your body. Oh, and warning, straight vibration, especially very fast vibration, can and does cause many women to go numb long before it gets them off. Slow heavy vibration is usually better. If you don't get the Rabbit Pearl, go for a good old fashion Hitachi Magic Wand You can get fun attachments for them, but you really don't need them.

u/panthur · 9 pointsr/AskWomenOver30

Hitachi magic wand. It plugs in. Need I say more?

u/ironchefpython · 9 pointsr/IAmA

> I really try not to think of the ways that would make masturbation possible

Oh, come on... you can't give up that easy. If it were my vajayjay, I would be totally trying to think of ways to McGuyver that baby into overdrive. Start with an industrial timer plug it into an extension cable with a switch then plug in a Hitachi Magic Wand, use some strategically positioned body pillows to get comfortable placement, then flip the switch and hang on for the ride of your life.


(Why yes, everything is an engineering problem to me, why do you ask?)

u/im14 · 9 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

my gf can't orgasm from anything but this. it's a must-have for any girl.

u/is45toooldforreddit · 9 pointsr/ConfusedBoners
u/isankit · 9 pointsr/sex

I recommend you Clone your Willy. I bought the kit but have not used it yet. I'll let you know how it works out.

u/cypherreddit · 9 pointsr/quiver

maybe try a power adjuster. Some are made just for the Hitachi

but even this should work

EDIT, not the second one, as it isnt actually a dimmer. but an actual inline dimmer would work

u/dlgeek · 9 pointsr/pics

OK, I can't believe I'm doing this, but...

The #1 best seller in the "Dildos" category on Amazon[1] is listed as having a weight of 1.5 pounds. This actually seems high to me, but having never bought a dildo, who knows.

The kinetic energy of such a dildo at 400 m/s is 1/2 (1.5 lbs lb/kg) (400 km/s)^2 = [24.7 GJ](

That's slightly less than 6 tons of TNT[3]. That puts it in the range of smaller conventional bombs[4]. I'm having trouble finding the exact details (and starting to get worried about my search history) but my guess is it'd be enough to destroy a building (in terms of raw energy output) but not take down a block.

However - and I'm just going off my gut feel here- I think it's far more likely to serve as a penetrating (Ha! Get it?) projectile (similar to a bullet). With this level of kinetic energy, it's several orders of magnitude more powerful than a fired tank shell[5] but significantly less powerful than various concepts for orbital kinetic bombardment systems[6] (also known as "Rods from God") which are in the 12-120 tons of TNT range.

But, the wiki doesn't really talk about how the energy is dispersed, and I don't have any references to speculate further. If anyone has any data on projectile effects with regard to penetration (get it?!) vs. dispersal, feel free to continue this line of thought.

Wow... can't believe I did this...

TL;DR: If you want to level a city with a dildo going at super-orbital speeds, you're going to need a huge dildo (and figure out how to model its penetration forces).







u/yourein84me · 9 pointsr/sex

I think the aneros toys need a lot of patience and for you to have a meditative masturbatory session. They're designed to stroke your prostate every time your anus clenches. For me, I bought the Prograsm, and even that is a bit too gentle for me if I just want some immediate action.

I bought the NJoy Pure Wand a while back and it is much more direct, controllable, and intense.

u/Mulacrelkcah · 9 pointsr/childfree
u/Very_Bi_Badger · 9 pointsr/furry_irl

Even that’s too small. I bet sea salt could easily take a Moby

u/FountainLettus · 9 pointsr/morbidquestions
u/wsbking · 9 pointsr/cringe
u/rotll · 8 pointsr/sex
u/Vaiti · 8 pointsr/gonewild

If you're looking for something new, Hitachi Magic Wand
Never met a girl who has regretted that purchase.

u/way2funni · 8 pointsr/sex

I think Hobblin's got it. Some exploring on is in order. There's got to be something that just makes it itch so bad you have to scratch at it.

This is Job 1. Find out what makes you sweat. The trigger. YOu may not know. So you read until something grabs you and doesn't let go. You'll know it when you see it.

Figure out what that is, get a Hitachi Magic Wand , curl up in front of your monitor and get your motor runnin.

Based on your description, I have a feeling you have not really REALLY REALLY popped your cookies. What it sounds like is you quit after the first little 'pop' and never build up to the point where you BUST.

We can fix that. We have the tools.

[Get the Gspot attachment] (

another one to try

There are only two speeds on the damn thing. HIGH and OMFG I just squirted AGAIN.

It plugs into the wall - FUCK the double A batteries.

Trust the internet. We have ruined an awful lot of girls for all men and most women with this thing. CUm for days once you figure out what's up. I mean - gut wrenching, MIND BLOWING, toe curling, gasping for breath, DRENCHED IN SWEAT and heaving on the floor until there is nothing left.

alternatively - get a handheld shower massager. The one with 'multiple settings'. Heh. Multiple.

You'll know it when you get there. Have fun. Report back. (for science!)

u/CeelCee · 8 pointsr/CeelCee
  1. The ever so popular Magic Wand which I've never had the pleasure of trying.
u/Schmerzgeber · 8 pointsr/sex

People rave over the Hitachi Magic Wand.

u/MarkiPoli · 8 pointsr/Cricket

Harvey Norman Wagon Wheel

Woolworths Innings Break

Bunnings Warehouse Replay

Foxtel Epic Moment

Hitachi Go Fuck Yourself

u/ShaktiAmarantha · 8 pointsr/sex

To start with, here are some links about getting ready for your first time:

  • Our very own r/sex FAQ on first time sex.

  • Aunt Shakti's Action Plan for Proactive Modern Virgins - tips for you on getting ready and having a painless first time.

  • The Hymen Myth

  • You Can't POP Your Cherry! (HYMEN 101) - YouTube video

    The last two are important because pretty much everything you've ever heard about the hymen is probably false. You don't POP a hymen, and only a clumsy brute rips one. If you have one at all, it is most likely narrow and quite stretchy, so there is no need to tear it. Your bf needs to get you fully aroused and well-lubed, and then ease his way in and gently push the hymen out of the way. (This is true whether you're a virgin or not. I've had sex thousands of times and my gynecologist says my hymen is still intact.)

    A tiny percentage of virgins do have hymens that significantly obstruct the vaginal opening, but these should be dealt with by a doctor, not a guy with a battering ram. It's a simple outpatient procedure.

    Becoming Orgasmic

    Two good places to start, each with many links:

  • The r/sex FAQ on Orgasm troubles is an excellent intro.

  • Learning How to Have Orgasms has links to many great resources.

    I particularly recommend the book Becoming Orgasmic and a wand-type vibrator like the classic Hitachi Magic Wand or the battery-operated Mystic Wand. Both are comparatively powerful and easy to use, and they tend toward lower-frequency, so they feel nice and rumbly, not buzzy.

    Loosening Up

    If you are really too tight for pain-free penetration, I strongly recommend that you get a set of dilators. These are basically tapered dildos in graduated sizes, starting with one smaller than your little finger and working up to the size of a normal penis. Getting a set is a lot cheaper and easier than trying to buy individual dildos in the right sizes.

  • How to Use a Vaginal Dilator | Memorial Sloan Kettering Hospital

  • Vaginal Dilator Set - (~$45)

    Info for Him/Both of You

  • A Guide for Male Virgins - tips for getting ready, a detailed 12-step plan for first-time sex, and what to do afterward.

  • Better Sex 101 - lots of good tips for couples on having a good sexual relationship.

  • Anatomy of the Vulva - so you both know what's where.

  • How to Locate the Clitoris - because that's important!

    Also, make sure he reads/watches the links above about the hymen!

    Annnd finally... here's a book that I think every young guy should read and reread often, so buy him a copy as a present!

  • She Comes First: The Thinking Man's Guide to Pleasuring a Woman, by Ian Kerner - the best book for men who care about satisfying women.

    That should get you started. Relax, be safe, expect silly stuff to happen, and have fun!
u/asiangoliath · 8 pointsr/sex
u/OneEyeShut · 8 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Came here for this. Toys. I had troubles like this for some time. I'd lay in bed trying forever to climax and half the time give up, frustrated and go to sleep.

I'll tell you the discoveries I made about myself, hopefully you will find something useful. I've heard a number of times that women can have G-spot orgasms, or clitoral ones. I'm the latter. I found that toys (or fingers) that I insert into myself don't work for me. I also found out that the "pocket rocket" I was using was under powered (2 AA wasn't cutting it). It was causing a lot of the problem. I now have a magic wand. I love this thing. Admittedly it is a bit over powered for me but I've adapted methods to keep from being overstimulated. The best thing is my mind can't wander with this.
I know you are mainly concerned with climaxing with your SO. I feel once you start having regular reliable orgasms on your own it may take away the frustration level enough that you can have them more easily with someone else.

u/SnikkiDoodle_31 · 8 pointsr/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

🏅🏅 I'm poor so this will have to do.

Home girl really should've just bought a Clone-a-willy kit and kept it forever. Could have saved 2 marriages.

u/Soggy_Stargazer · 8 pointsr/AskElectronics

You need one of these.

u/NerdyMetalDrummer · 8 pointsr/woahdude

This is pretty close (nsfw-ish)

u/ahatmadeofshoes12 · 8 pointsr/sex

Tenga Eggs are great to start with. I bought my partner a variety pack for $25 on Amazon and we've been having a lot of fun with them together and he's been enjoying them on his own as well. The first time we used them he came twice in a row (the first time without ejaculation and the second time he came really really hard and ejaculated a fuck ton). The eggs are supposed to be one time use but we've extended the use of them by washing them with soap and water afterwards and having my partner remove the egg just before he comes to keep them a little cleaner (when we use them together he cums in my mouth and thats a lot of fun anyway). I would recommend the Tenga Fliphole as a long term toy but until then using the eggs can be a lot of fun and can give you a toy to use for a few months or so for not a lot of money. The variety pack I bought can be found here for $35. Its a bit more than when I bought it (Easter special) but this is still an amazing price for the pack of toys and I would absolutely say they are worth the money. The lube they come with is pretty shitty though so I would use your own lube and just use the eggs. My partner and I use them with Sliquid Gel lube and it works out great.

u/KP6169 · 8 pointsr/TalesFromAdultStores
u/Juansson · 8 pointsr/Parahumans

> a rapidly moving metal rod is going to give you a friction burn

Polished steel dildos are a thing. Friction is more a question of the surface finish (which Weld can control) and of lubrication (which Sveta can control), than of the material itself.

One problem I see compared to a traditional silicone dildo (or actual flesh rod) is the stiffness. They'd probably have to move very very carefully.

u/DangerAnimal · 8 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Not sure if this violates any rules, but plan B is available through amazon. I try to mention it whenever applicable, so pass it on if you want:

u/dawidowmaka · 8 pointsr/politics

Well in this metaphor, many people are addicted to this monstrosity

u/clunkclunk · 8 pointsr/pics
u/GreetingsADM · 8 pointsr/bigdickproblems

Depending on how serious you are, penis cage.

u/wieso_nicht · 7 pointsr/OkCupid

Try a Hitachi? No batteries/charging then :)

u/namits · 7 pointsr/relationships

she doesn't have any sort of dysfunction. get her this:

you will thank me.

u/elmariachi304 · 7 pointsr/apple

>Product features: Non-phallic appearance


u/aennil · 7 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

>Edit: is it also weird that my boyfriend can make me orgasm with his finger faster than I can?

No. Absolutely not. I tend to find the more aroused I am, the easier it is for me to get off. The fact that you would maybe be more aroused when your boyfriend is touching you versus you touching yourself makes perfect sense to me :)

I tried the toothbrush thing pre-vibrator and it too was a horrible experience. I think it was too intense. I would advise you to try one that you can vary the speed on- like this (as as sidenote, I've gifted three of these and never heard complaints). Also as isendra suggested, don't necessarily put it directly on your clit. The vibrations from a vibrator set to a low level, next to your clit, may work for you.

As to loudness- I have a similar one and it is not particularly loud- certainly quieter than an electric toothbrush. Any one not in your room will not be able to hear it. As to becoming dependent- I suppose it's possible, but I think the most likely answer is no.

u/NewEngland_Boy · 7 pointsr/sex

If you don't have an easy way to attach restraints to the corners of the bed, something like this: works great.

u/erikstj · 7 pointsr/bdsm

This is what i use, it is perfect.

Edit. Just pick a safeword. You need one.

u/BanditoCrunch · 7 pointsr/bdsm

These are always better I find. It's an x harness that goes under the bed. That towel rack, if in drywall will just rip out when things get heated. If you want to spend less get heavy duty d-rings with hangers... you can get em for a couple bucks and bolt them to the corners of your bed frame. GLHF

u/JoocyJuiceBrah · 7 pointsr/steroids

I gotchu fam

I also recently joined the kinkier side and I was given the following advice. Unfortunately, the comment I saved has been deleted, but this is the gist of it:

  • Sportsheets Underbed restraints - not as rough as handcuffs and easy to set up. Like these

  • Wartenburg wheel - run it along her thighs while she's tied down, it'll get her twitching like she's having an exorcism.

  • Blindfold

  • Hitachi Magic Wand - to tease her during your refractory period and keep her wet.

    This is relatively mild compared to some stuff you see here, but its a start. Definitely recommend the underbed restraints though. Very fun and easy.
u/ShesSoInky · 7 pointsr/sexover30

If its the classic hitachi that is corded, you can purchase a modulator. It will tame the roar to a very light rumble. The benefit being you can take the intensity up and down to your liking at the moment and its a hell of a lot of fun to tease a person with.

u/GlassHour · 7 pointsr/DestinyTheGame

Other "games" ;) .

u/xxxJakkxxx · 7 pointsr/guns

Bro. That thing can fire a 2.6" diameter projectile. That would be one hefty dildo. You're looking at close to The Great American Challenge size

u/Postcrapitalism · 7 pointsr/gaybroscirclejerk

Mom wasn’t horrified her precious baby boy was using a dildo. Mom was horrified her 42 year old retail working son had graduated to the Great American Challenge

u/explohd · 7 pointsr/funny

Have you never hear of the Great American Challenge?

You also might need this.

u/Muh_Condishuns · 7 pointsr/LateStageCapitalism

Jeff Bezos is the world's leading supplier of dildos and smut. Dildos and fleshlights outsell all other items on the site by a wide margin. He thinks he's a genius because he found a way to move these things cheaply. I guess Jeff Goldblum from Thor is a "genius."

u/gutsac · 7 pointsr/SexToys

J-lube is, pretty much, the go-to lube for fisting and large toys. I use it for the latter both, on my wife. The difference between Astro-Glide and J-lube is astounding.

2 tsp J-lube per 8 oz distilled water (distilled because you don't want all those tap water chemicals in your bum). Mix with whisk, boil in microwave, whisk some more until it's dissolved, let cool. Should be good for a couple weeks. Add a couple ounces of Astro Glide for preservatives and consistency.

u/BeeDeeThrowaWee · 7 pointsr/BadDragon

Lot of folks around here use j-lube, makes a similar consistency as cum lube but doesn't have the same color.

But one of their containers claims to make 6 gallons of lubricant for ~15 bucks.

u/LaTortugaConQueso · 7 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

Last night while my husband was sleeping and I was feeling slightly insane I bought this NSFW. Now I'm $50 poorer and have a fuck-box. I hope I like it.

u/red-sfpplus · 7 pointsr/askMRP

Listen, if you ever hope to have real anal sex with her, you need to commit to a 90-120 plan of anal training her.

Anal is all about relaxing the muscles and getting use to the feeling. This takes time and effort.

First thing is you need an anal training kit, a quality water based lube, eventually an enema ball and an assortment of cock rings.

The first step in the process is going to be getting her use to the external stimulation. This is where you must have frame. IMHO you need to clearly and overtly state your intentions that you want to try this with her, and are going to guide her in the process.

You cannot be a faggot here. No one is going to go from no anal to taking a full cock in there and enjoy it, and want it more than once. This is where 99% of men fail in getting anal from their woman.

The process goes like this: (I am going to assume you are ok with eating ass)

You need to first get her comfortable to external stimulation. This includes your tongue and a very wet finger. You need to start doing this every single time you have sex, but under no circumstances do you enter yet.

After you have trained the initial reaction of touch away from the area, you are free to start going for insertions. There are two positions I would recommend. Her on her back with her legs up with her hips on the edge of the bed and doggy. Make sure her ass is high and head low.

I prefer the back to start. You will be able to see her face, gauge her level of fun and it honestly makes her feel a little less like a whore in that position as well.

As you move into insertion training it is important for either you, or her to provide clitoral stimulation during this process. It keeps her mind off it and helps her relax. It also builds an Oxytocin connection between pleasure and anal, which will benefit you later.

Keeping your nails clean and maintained is critical if you are going to do this. You also need to be prepared to see shit on your finger, and possibly smells as well. This will be fixed later on, as you progress up the ladder to the point of using an enema ball before butt play.

The anal trainer kit I linked has one plug that slides over your finger. This will make it feel nice and smooth inside her vs you finger.

Lots of lube, and go in slow. DO NOT fuck her ass. The point right now is to just put it in, and hold it. This is going to start training her anal sphincter to not want to clamp down when this happens, which will allow you to move onto more fingers, etc.

This process should be done for 3-5 weeks, as often as possible. DO NOT get ahead of yourself and try a bigger plug or your dick. YOU HAVE to invest the time to properly train her sphincter to be able to relax, and allow her brain to build that muscle/brain connection so she can relax it herself.

If you are interested in butt play for yourself (you should be) now is the time to start experimenting yourself. Do it to yourself and get used to the sensations. What you feel is basically what sees feels. Being able to empathize and coach her thru the feelings goes along way.

Once she is taking that finger like a boss, I move up the plug size. I do not go for multiple fingers yet. The reason plugs are a thing is cause they go in there and sit. Their job is to train the sphincter.

At this point I would move onto putting a plug in her and then fucking her vagina. Let her feel the DP sensation, and be prepared to have your mind blown as well. Do this for another 2-3 weeks.

At this point she should easily be able to take a finger and a small plug in her with no issues and leave it in there for 10-20 minutes at least. Again, make sure lots of lube!

The next phase is to move her to the medium plug. This is where I start to consider using the enema ball to get clean first, as this plug is going to be longer and thicker. You will have to guage her interest in that. Make sure you use warm water, and again I would highly recommend doing it to yourself first so you understand the process. LPT: As it is inside you and your squeezing the ball to get the water inside you, DO NOT let go of the ball until you take it out. If you do the vacuum in the ball will suck everything out of your ass into the ball and it will be nasty and hurt. Keep the ball compressed until you pull it out.

Before you move onto the final plug and/or your dick you need to get the enema part figured out. Getting your shit pushed up hurts, and it will kill all your progress.

NOTE: NO WHERE in any of this have I said "fuck her ass" All you are doing is putting something in there and it stays. We are still training, she is not ready for in/out penetration yet.

Once you have gotten to the enema part, and the large plug and we are good there, you can fuck her with it in there, and she can have it inside for 15-20 minutes you are free to go back to fingers and go for two.

Now is your chance to ever so slightly "fuck her" ass with your fingers. SLOWLY! there should be 1-2cm of movement TOPS. That is about 1/2 the length of your finger between your knuckles. LOTS OF LUBE!

By this point, you should be 90-120 days in the process of training her.

When you believe she is at her sexual peak of the month, I would go ahead and plan to try for penis insertion at this point. You will need to warm her up down there. Start with a finger, to a plug, fuck her with the plug.

You will be able to gauge if her ass is "in the mood" or not. There are nights when my girls ass is DTF, and nights where it is not. YOU HAVE to have the self control to not fuck and ass that isnt in the mood to be fucked.

I like to use a cock ring when doing anal. I already have diamond hard erections thanks to Test/Tren and daily Cialis, but everything helps. You cannot fuck an ass with a limp dick.

Your goal for your first insertion should be to just slimpy get it all the way in and hold it. SHE IS NOT ready to be fucked in the ass yet. Slide it all the way in and let it rest in there. Allow the sphincter time to learn the size and sensation of it.

By this point, if you have both mentally and physically prepared her for this, my girl actually with orgasm when I slide it in her ass.

Do not ever make it about fucking her ass. You are fucking her. So have your fun for a min or two, pull out, use a baby wipe to clean yourself off to be safe then go back to fucking her and finish anywhere but her ass. This is important for the first few sessions. We are mentally training her to be a slut, not a whore and there is a difference.

Hygiene is important. Clean yourself. Never go straight from anal to vagina or oral, even though they do it in porn. A2M and A2V is not good.

Once you have anal trained her, you should have a girl who actually loves to get fucked in the ass, which is honestly rare. The vast majority of women who do anal do it but don't like it.

All of these steps can be applied to you as well. Like I have said before, anal on a man feels great (no homo)

And if you really want your mind fucked, put a small plug in your ass, while you fuck her in hers.

u/the_rickiest_rick · 7 pointsr/TheGirlSurvivalGuide

if you have amazon prime, you can get plan b from them.

u/SGDFish · 7 pointsr/JUSTNOMIL

The perpetrator in question-

...or should I say penetrator?

u/limeyfrog · 7 pointsr/NSFWFunny

My God, it's real!

u/The_Cpt_Hazza · 7 pointsr/funny
u/spenny9703 · 7 pointsr/Showerthoughts

come to think of it, there's probably a shipping container full of these monsters and no one would be the wiser. a pleasant thought indeed.

u/petekron · 7 pointsr/DegradingHoles

Use this

u/Anon6287 · 7 pointsr/ihaveihaveihavereddit
u/HittingSmoke · 7 pointsr/cringe

I thought they were talking about this NSFW

u/toyboy545 · 7 pointsr/Sissy

This is by far the best starter chastity I've seen out there at this price. I love this cage and it was the fourth one I bought. I have one other that's smaller that's good too but this is the most comfortable one I've bought so far. The longest I've worn it for was a month so not sure how it'd last in a really long term chastity but the whole month it was comfortable and I only took it off to clean and shave.

Utimi Cock Cage Male Chastity...

Hope this helps!

u/nacreous · 6 pointsr/sex

You're an adult and you can buy a vibrator with no impediment or shame.

Get yourself one of these little fellas and rock your socks off.

u/BlucatBlaze · 6 pointsr/SexToys

A hitatchi style magic wand is usually a pretty good bet.

u/AuthoresseAusten · 6 pointsr/SRSSex

Do you have the Hitachi Magic Wand? Cuz if you don't, start there. All others are variations on that glorious theme, and while it doesn't look pretty, there's a reason it's used in nearly every bdsm porn ever: it's friggggggin sweet.

u/southsamurai · 6 pointsr/sex

Before anything, be certain it's a welcome gift.

Next, you need to figure out if she wants a dildo, a vibrating dildo, or a non dildo vibrator. Because a dildo is inherently penis shaped and designed for insertion. Some vibrate, some don't.

With that being said, if I had to pick a single general purpose toy as a gift for someone I wasn't sure of their preferences, the lelo gigi2 would be my pick
It isn't cheap, but it's awesome.

The reason it's my top pick for general use is versatility. It can be used as a g-spot toy, a clit stimulator, penetration or just for tickling and teasing around the whole body. It's super easy to clean, incredibly durable and ergonomic. You can get them for less than their direct site price if you shop around.

My second pick is another lelo, the ina wave. More expensive than the gigi, and less versatile imo. But a really unique device.

The rabbit habit is a perennial favorite of every partner I've been with. It can be a bit intimidating for a first timer, but boy does it work.

the pocket rocket is not a dildo. But it is really great for clit stimulation. Like, really, really good. My wife has had orgasms from it that leave her unable to walk for a half hour. Plus, it's inexpensive.

The we vibe is rather one note. But that's like saying a fighter jet is a one trick wonder. This little thing is amazing at what it does.

And thenthe granddaddy of them all, the Hitachi. This thing is a legend for a reason. It's a bit much for most beginners since it's really intense. But holy crap is it intense. There's guys that can come from using this thing on their penis.

Myself, if I was getting a younger lady friend her first, I'd start at the top of this list and work down until we found what worked best

u/SexTechGuide · 6 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

An oldie, but a goodie.

We won't be reviewing it, but I can tell you from personal experience (as a woman), it's my favorite.


u/samadhii · 6 pointsr/TwoXSex

Buy this

u/Sabrina_Hat · 6 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes
u/SFthe3dGameBird · 6 pointsr/sex

Holy hell, how did you wait until 20.

Buy a Hitachi Magic Wand. You're welcome.

u/x44 · 6 pointsr/actuallesbians

You could give some of this a try, or try the Hitachi.

u/shit-post · 6 pointsr/promos

I don't know how I got here from a lobster costume..

Edit: I can't even..

u/zephito · 6 pointsr/sex

What about an under the mattress restraint system instead?

u/prettyforariot · 6 pointsr/TwoXSex

Get this!:

I just got it for my boyfriend and even though it was cheap, it works really well and we've been having a lot of fun with it.

u/freckledcupcake · 6 pointsr/sex

Can I recommend getting some velcro cuffs or buckle cuffs, and using the D-rings on those to tie to bed posts? Will be easier on you (less knots), and less worry about cutting off circulation/nerve damage if you do a knot wrong.

Less tying, more fucking:

u/shiseido_red · 6 pointsr/sex

I don't have one, but I've read about people using dimmer switches to get more control over the intensity. You want one that you can plug into the wall and plug the wand into the other end. Here's one on Amazon marketed for the Hitachi, but I want to say that Ikea sells a very affordable one that works pretty well. Good luck!

u/Kheben · 6 pointsr/MonsterMusume

Ah yeah, now that I look up what the normal packaging looks like, I can see that is indeed what they are.

I'm actually not sure if they customized them for the event or if it was just a "we're showing off this episode where she lays an egg and one of the free gifts to people who come is one of these masturbatory egg doohickies!" thing.

Anyway... well, uh... have fun with them I suppose? What do you even say in this sort of situation? @[email protected]

u/bigpolar70 · 6 pointsr/bigdickproblems

Whatever you saw probably means 4 inches in diameter, not girth (circumference) .

If you have a 4 inch diameter penis, you could be making a living doing porn. Most huge toys are under 4 inches diameter. The "great American challenge" is under 3" in diameter (9 inch girth) :

I'm well over 4" in girth (but also well under 9) and I've never seen my partner remotely close to a "rosebud" (rectal prolapse). Gaping, yes, but nothing near a rosebud.

u/Coupon_Ninja · 6 pointsr/gifs
u/ComatoseSixty · 6 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Blowjob machines, flashlights, hitachis with a ring extension, there are plenty of ways to edge your man. I'll link you to some toys, but they're expensive.


u/PM_ME_UR_LULU_PORN · 6 pointsr/IAmA
u/Valridagan · 6 pointsr/BadDragon

Well, 2" and 2.5" may only be a difference of half an inch in terms of diameter, but the key factor here is circumference, and the difference there is a lot larger- over two inches! 5.25" for the shaft vs. 7.43" for the knot. It'll take some time to get it in, but it'll happen eventually. Just GO SLOW AND BE CAREFUL. Use lube, lots and lots and lots of it; there's no such thing as too much (and j-lube is very highly recommended for getting large things inside yourself painlessly). People also recommend that trying to get one side of the knot in first makes things easier- aim it so that one of the bulges of the knot is pointed forwards, towards your taint, and rock the toy back and forth against your tailhole; that might help a lot. AGAIN, BE CAREFUL.

u/mlaga97 · 6 pointsr/news

For those interested:

It makes ~10-15 gallons depending on consistency.

u/throw4funn2 · 6 pointsr/BadDragon
u/mtpunkty · 6 pointsr/SexToys
u/lovense2 · 6 pointsr/sex

Most remote control panties are crap. Anyone interested should look into: this, this, or this.... I love this type of "extended foreplay", so I've tried lots of this style of toys =)

u/LiterallyDildos · 6 pointsr/sex

For a purely clitoral vibrator Womanizer or Satisfyr for sure. They work quickly and are designed to avoid oversensitivity on the clit. This is pretty much what you are going for here while she is strapped down.

u/ctopherbob13 · 6 pointsr/sex

Try this... I’ve seen it do wonders.
Satisfyer Pro 2 - Luxury Orgasms, Air Pressure Technology, 11 Tantalizing Settings, Rechargeable Waterproof Fun!

u/meaningless_taco · 5 pointsr/pics
u/winpomf · 5 pointsr/masturbation

What have you tried so far? Is it difficult to get the right kind of physical stimulation or do you think it might just be hard to get into the right mindset? Some of the girls might be able to better answer you.

I know this kind of vibrating device is really popular and the only thing my friend can reliably get off with by herself. She was actually worried she might become too reliant on it for sexual relief!

u/HumbleHumanist · 5 pointsr/sex

Birth control does have the ability to dampen a woman's sex drive. She should talk to her gynecologist about potentially switching if the two of you suspect that is a problem.

Many women can't orgasm directly from intercourse. If oral doesn't do anything for her, may I suggest the best $50 ever spent. Seriously, I had the hardest time orgasming until I splurged and bought that.

Experimentation in general can be a good idea and keep things fresh.

u/hamsterkiller · 5 pointsr/sex
u/Vangaurds · 5 pointsr/sex

Well from experience, I can safely say the best 50 dollars we've ever spent in our lives thus far was the Hitachi Magic Wand. Its very powerful, feels amazing, and near guaranteed to get the job done. Very powerfull full body orgasms. Might be too much for some, seeing as we got it because she had a problem with lower sensitivity. She never orgasmed before and now she masturbates more than I do :3

u/aavoigt · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

I'll just leave this here.

u/hocus-pocus-ocracy · 5 pointsr/breakingmom
u/vurplesun · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

Well, first of all, it might help to talk with the boyfriend.

That said, a good vibe is a girl's best friend.

Edit: I should add, it really depends on what you're going for and how much you want to spend. Internal or external? Do you care how loud it is? Waterproof? There's a ton of options. Honestly, you're probably going to end up buying a few duds before you find out what you really like. If you have an adult store in your area, it might be a good idea to stop by and take a look. Don't be embarrassed. They sell those things because people want to buy them.

Edit 2: Hitachi Magic Wand is a good place to start. It doesn't look like some floppy pink, glittery vibrating dildo (which, you know, yikes, should anyone find it, which I'll freely admit is a slight worry of mine). It works quite well as a toy and also as a regular muscle massager, so, hey, you get more for your money!

I actually worked in an adult store for about a year when I was in college. This thing here was pretty much our best seller and still is, as far as I can tell.

u/exudelit · 5 pointsr/sex

Try this and this - both of them are decent and come in under $25

u/AideronWM · 5 pointsr/Unexpected

Not surprisingly, there is something made exactly for this purpose. Don't know if this is judgement-free, though...

u/Xiazer · 5 pointsr/funny
u/danhm · 5 pointsr/sex
u/bettershine · 5 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

We have the Under the bed restraints system. It's a nice beginners thing, not too tacky and once the straps are in place there is very little preparation needed. Lots of fun.

There are a couple of product demo videos that you could shpw your SO if you want to gauge her interest first.

u/Mr_Wildcard · 5 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

I have had many a fun evening being tortured while spreadeagled in these.

u/MeghanAM · 5 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

If you are simply looking for some restraints and not concerned about rope specifically, I really like the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System. Relatively strong, comfortable, easy to set up.

u/beeboppin_around · 5 pointsr/sex

Same idea, different brand:


u/obsessivesnuggler · 5 pointsr/sex

Depends on the motor. Some are designed to operate at certain speeds and voltage.

Looking at the picture of a teardown the unit seems very sturdy so it can probably handle drop in torque.

Best bet is to buy dedicated dimmer with electronics that wont risk motor burnout or fire:

u/neuenono · 5 pointsr/sex

Yep, here are some online options:
I can vouch for the second one, even though it's not "for" a magic wand.

u/holybatjunk · 5 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Hi! I am your friendly neighborhood male sex toy recommendation maker. /waves

I know this sounds like bullshit, but it largely depends on what you're into. If you're into kink or bondage stuff at all, congrats! That's easy! Add some restraints or ropes to your list, or collars and floggers. Nipple clamps! Whether you'd want these used on yourself or on a partner, they can be great fun!

Moving on to other things, they do sell fleshlights on amazon.

The basic, classic model is fairly reasonably priced:

While this awesome alien blue thing is pricier, but cool looking:

But there are also sleeves that are similar products for less money, like this doc Johnson for less than ten bucks:

There's always also the option of buying fun lube or condom variants, just to be ready for ~the future~ when you are not single. Amazon seriously sells everything. Maybe something like a guidebook to sexy knots, or some of those sexual position dice?

Go wild and explore! It's a WISHlist, after all, and not everything you put on there has to be practical. Click around and see what seems interesting to you!

Although, personally, if I were a dude I'd have stuck my dick in the alien thing already.

u/christmasonthemoon · 5 pointsr/lewronggeneration

I tried making an omelette with some of these recently and it did not turn out good.

u/Bowsandtricks · 5 pointsr/sex

Tenga easy beat egg seems like a fun variety, and is in your budget.

u/grumpywarner · 5 pointsr/movies

Big Jerry aka [The Great American Challenge]( Johnson Classic - The Great American Challenge - 15" Long and 2.9" Wide - Massive 9.1" Girth - Great for Size Queens - Dildo - Purple

u/sickhippie · 5 pointsr/politics

For the "curious", it's a dildo.

> Total Length: 15.1, Insertable Length: 10.8, Maximum Insertable Width/Diameter: 3.9, Maximum Insertable Circumference (Girth): 12.25

Link to clean up your Amazon browsing history - may take 15-20 minutes to show up in there so you can remove it.

u/EffyGreen · 5 pointsr/breakingmom

Hey you. You're an amazing mom! Their dads just don't understand. But they can go fuck themselves with the American challenge . Whatever. Keep up the amazing work. Just my two cents.

u/ShenronLives · 5 pointsr/Tgifs

Hitachi Hummingbird head
Supposedly pretty incredible.

u/ajobforThrowaway · 5 pointsr/suctiondildos
u/PM_OF_YOUR_TITS_GIRL · 5 pointsr/CumFromAnal

I use J-Lube. It comes in a powder and you mix it yourself. You can control the consistency by adding more or less water. This thing is really slippery.

u/alltheswole_rblng2us · 5 pointsr/sex

That's great advice from /u/alittlebirdy1.

A couple things I'd like to add from mine and my wife's experience are

  1. There's a point where if I don't pull out (when she cums), my hand will get stuck and it becomes painful for her. It takes practice and obviously everyone is different so it might not even be an issue for you. Just something to be aware of.

  2. J-lube has changed our lives. This is the slipperiest lube I've ever felt. It's pretty much the standard lube in the fisting community. It's also entirely changed anal (as in made it way easier to get going and more enjoyable all around).
u/obviouslyaman · 5 pointsr/DarkNetMarkets

Tell her you bought it as a prank for a friend's birthday party. If she asks why it's powder, tell her it's a sample pack of this stuff:

u/DexterSteel88 · 5 pointsr/LipsThatGrip
u/MGA11 · 5 pointsr/TopsAndBottoms

Any floppy suction cup dildo. And get some kind of mount

u/PornerMelon · 5 pointsr/CumFromAnal

Looks like an NJoy Pure wand. Pretty expensive.

u/PennRobotics · 5 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Plan B is now on Amazon at $33.60 today.

u/SIWOTI_Sniper · 5 pointsr/atheism
u/hankscorpio665 · 5 pointsr/insanepeoplefacebook
u/Poldark_Lite · 5 pointsr/AmItheAsshole

It might be worth buying The Moby if you have a parent or roommate who's too intrusive. You can then rent it out to friends in similar quandaries when your privacy has been safely restored. Win-win!

u/12GAUGE_BUKKAKE · 5 pointsr/television

You sure get a lot more bang for your buck with Moby here

u/PapaDevito · 5 pointsr/unpopularopinion

When I finally have kids I'ma have a weekly dildo fight once they're old enough. Then, once they start getting used to the fights, or bored of them. I'll bring out this bad boy and cock-slap, no, Cock-Slam them!

u/Pithong · 5 pointsr/BiggerThanYouThought

I agree. Could be longer hair and she shaved it to a strip, or someone else mentioned it could be one of those remote vibrators similar to this. Definitely not her clit or labia though.

u/Myschyf · 4 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Hitachi Magic Wand for deep thrum

Or the Wahl "Massager" if you need something a bit more quiet

I have both and like each very much. This is my second wand, the first having finally given up the ghost after five wonderful years together. :)

u/sonofseriousinjury · 4 pointsr/sex

My ex and I talked about doing this a few times. You should get a vibrator that's just a little smaller than your penis and stick it into the mold of the dildo while it's hardening. Then she'll have a vibrator of cock, not just a dildo. I don't know if it works, but it seems like a great idea as long as you get a relatively strong one.

At the time we were talking about getting her a Hitachi Magic Wand and using one of the attachments to put into the mold.

u/Yowomboo · 4 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Look at the frequently bought together items and reviews on its amazon page NSFW. Yes it can be also be used as a massager though, she may just use it as that also. I couldn't possibly know as i don't know who you or your mother

u/glitchvdub · 4 pointsr/TrollYChromosome

My SO prefers anal over vaginal sex, she gets off much faster and has a much more overwhelming orgasm. Get a Hitachi Magic Wand, have her use it on her clit while you go around back, works wonders.

u/TheReverendBill · 4 pointsr/entertainment

[Bestselling vibrator in the world; not a dildo](

u/RageScarecrow · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

I'm plastering this everywhere in the hopes you'll see it:

Here's your answer. Use it WHILE having sex. She'll get off and you'll appreciate the added vibes.

Hah, just in time for Christmas too.

Well, problem solved. NEXT!

u/hjonsey · 4 pointsr/ChronicPain

Though my drive is down more than yours, I have the same problem. The only thing that works for me is the magic wand. You can buy accessories for it if you want, but there is no need. The vibration is much more powerful than battery operated ones, which helps a ton.

u/throwaway120729 · 4 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

At that price range, maybe consider a classic

About $50 or so.

Very popular with many girls. Do notice that is electric outlet powered and not battery.

Lelo is another great one, love mine; but some of their styles can get a bit expensive. But when you realize how many years you will have a toy, doesn't hurt to spend a bit more.

u/Alreadee · 4 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes It actually does say Hitachi on the blue part there. Promise. :)

u/reposedhysteria · 4 pointsr/AskReddit

Thanks! Love the pro-tip.

I have found both the HMW on amazon and a super sexy looking, rechargable cordless alternative there as well - Doc Johnson's Mood Fantastic, both for ~$50 USD. That's a steal... looks like my lady bits might be getting a new friend. Now to choose between pink or black...

u/sheeponfire · 4 pointsr/sex

Here you go. Throw in one of these and you got yourself a party.

edit: sorry I did not see the price range you wanted to stay within. May I recommend this

u/Sect-Camp · 4 pointsr/Showerthoughts

This is the one I've gotten several times.

Also if you get it and like it a lot you can buy attachments for it that do all sorts of things.

u/hammer2309 · 4 pointsr/bigdickproblems

Clone a Willy. My ex got this as a gift for me, it was a ton of fun to make and she learned some new tricks thanks to it ;)

Also it was flattering as fuck

u/Flavortown_PD · 4 pointsr/sexover30

Haven't tried it yet myself, but enterprising individuals have figured out that it's a good way to post dick pics on Amazon.

u/thrwwy69696lol · 4 pointsr/gatech

It's kind of tough with the campus furniture, but one of my friends swears by this:

It works with the bedframe and is really discrete/easy to set up and put away.

u/cheeseburger_humper · 4 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Method 1: My NSFW WL and this is the item.

The reason that I like it is that it's a fairly straight forward male masturbation aid, and is super easy to clean up. It really does change the sensation.

Method 2: looking at /u/kerensky2202 WL, I see they have the under the sheets restraints system. It's pretty freaking awesome, and people don't even notice it since it does hide fairly well. Restraints are comfortable, but keep you in place.

u/painispersuasion · 4 pointsr/bdsm
  • Dictate what you want him to wear to bed.
  • Get creative with clothespins
  • Invest in this Under the bed restraint system
  • Actually ask him if there is anything he wants to try. BDSM is all about communication. Show him this post.
u/Uniwang · 4 pointsr/sex

Yea, amazon has it for $24 or so. brrrrrrrr

u/SgtBaxter · 4 pointsr/WTF
u/Markofdawn · 4 pointsr/asktransgender

You'll have to go through this to do that.

u/multiple_o · 4 pointsr/sex

I've used it and sometimes I can come with it as well but most of the time it makes me go numb. However, I have a hummingbird attachment and the first few times I used it I came within 5 seconds. Not exaggerating. Keep in mind when I masturbate regularly I go for it for over 10 minutes, so this is definitely something else. That being said, having an orgasm with a 5 second build up isn't that intense.

The best thing I've had come from the magic wand so far is pressing it against my perineum and anus. I've been able to have a few prostate orgasms this way. They weren't very intense, but they were lots of fun.

Also, it is extremely loud.

u/alfredocheezin · 4 pointsr/Alfredocheezin

From left to right for the dildos

6 inch dildo, the perfect beginner dildo

8 incher, I don’t like it and I don’t use it

My second favorite and my most used one, the texture is amazing and the length is great, but I wish it were a tad bit thicker.

The THICK boi, I don’t trust the material, and it looks a bit sus, but it feels amazing and is so damn thick and heavy. It’s great for stretching you out and giving you those godly gapes.

The plug, I only managed to get this monster in my once and I almost cried. Idk how I got it out. It’s ridiculously thick and only for the pros (not me).

Spunk lube, I love this stuff and swear by it, but I have almost none left. It goes for the longest time without drying out and doesn’t get sticky. 10/10

u/alittlekink · 4 pointsr/holdthemoan
u/liz_103 · 4 pointsr/Pegging

I've tried, but he insists that it doesn't really feel like anything. I was thinking of getting this since maybe my fingers are just too tiny.

u/beautifulandhumble · 4 pointsr/TheGirlSurvivalGuide

First off, do not be scared! You are in control of your decisions here, and it is great that your partner respects those boundaries and is understanding of your mind. Go girl!! I’m so happy you’re happy with him!
It is imperative to know what sex is and entails before taking that step forward. The human body is super comprehensible; by understanding the literal “in’s and out’s” it makes intercourse far less intimidating. There are lots of non-pornographic and educational resources for women. The Pleasure Mechanics are two women that make learning comfortable and understandable through videos, podcasts, and articles.
Once you’ve had time to research and digest this, make sure you know about birth control. Putting on condoms for a guy is difficult, but practicing the motions with a banana is helpful! Putting a condom on correctly and comfortably for the gentlemen is essential to safe and enjoyable sex. This Planned Parenthood article is cheesy but effective.
Biology, anatomy, and physicality aside: make sure you are emotionally ready for this. Sex can bring down walls between partners and allow a new dimension of vulnerability that can make communication easier. Sex is not intimidating when you have all of the tools, but it can still take a toll on your heart if it is not something you truly want. This is about your comfort level, do not sacrifice that for the sake of pleasing someone else or under the guise of expectancy. Your relationship sounds amazzzing, continue the open dialogue and be honest about what feels right and good.
My last words: use lube and compliment your naked self in the mirror a lot. I bled a little bit my first time having vaginal sex and that’s mostly due to me being young and overestimating my abilities😬
You rule, do not be worried!

u/SociableSociopath · 4 pointsr/politics

You can order them off Amazon currently. To be clear there is a difference between Plan B and Mifepristone. Plan B is basically a large dose of birth control to prevent egg from attaching even if fertilized. It must be used within 72 hours of initial possible conception. Mifepristone (aka RU-486) is a chemical abortion pill capable of causing the body to eject an existing attached fertilized egg.

People tend to misuse the term abortion pill when discussing the two.

u/Sixcoup · 4 pointsr/madlads

It doesn't even cost half that amount on

Also they give you the price per kilogram on

u/NeverGoesStale · 4 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon


*"Detailed and crafted for realism" I suddenly feel very inadequate

u/jaharthur · 4 pointsr/jilling
u/Circle_Trigonist · 4 pointsr/bdsm

I've heard good things about the Satisfyer Pro 2. It's a combination clitoral suction and vibrator toy. Might be worth a try if you're looking for something different than just vibration.

u/beaver_charmer · 4 pointsr/StraightPegging

Well, I'm going to assume that you have already talked about it and that it's something he's interested in too.

From there it's what you both want out of him being in chastity during it. Is it just because you really want to focus on his prostate and want to remove the temptation to touch, or is it more of a control femdom thing? If it's about the temptation and really focusing on his ass, maybe don't have the chastity device at first. In fact I'd recommend giving him a nice long and slow prostate massage to really awaken his prostate. Then go to slow pegging that isn't putting too much pressure on his prostate.

Taking off the cage for me hasn't really made it more sensitive or painful, my penis is actually much less sensitive because I just spend the last 20 minutes only focusing inside me.

If this is about the femdom stuff, just talk about it before hand. Play up the aspects that you both like. If you're experienced in this then feel free to ignore my advice, but I'd read both the gentle femdom sub and the femdom community sub and see what aspects you like.

From there it's about sizing. If your man is more than 1.5 inches in diameter for girth, don't get the holy trainer knock off. I'm 4" long flaccid and 1.4" flaccid, and those things are a bitch to get on if you're uncircumcised. If he is, then it might be easier. I got the "large" size here

Resin Chastity Cage

and if it was just a bit thicker it'd have been fun, but getting it on was so hard it's not worth it.

Right now I'm trying out this one

and it's much better for my size. It's a lot easier to get on for me.

If your bf is more than 6 inches flaccid, I might get this one.

And if he's more than 2 inches thick, you're going to need a custom. Maybe Cherry Keeper

But /r/chastitytraining is going to know better for that one.

So good luck! Have fun, be safe. And remember, if the cage hurts, it's not a good cage.

u/nj_2_4_fun · 3 pointsr/sex

If I may add to your addition, there are two models of the Hitachi Magic Wand, the Hv-250 and the Hv-260. I got my wife the Hv-260 for Christmas, thinking that the newer model is better, but a lot of people who have used both seem to prefer the Hv-250. I dunno. The 260 gets the job done for both of us. Also, a lot of people also prefer a variable speed control for it because it can be rather intense the lower speed works for both of us and the higher speed is just numbing with no pleasure whatsoever. I've been thinking of getting a speed control but I think i use it more than her, and I enjoy the speed of the lower setting.

u/Robolo · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

So, I've posted this before, but I like to spread the "love", as it were. This handy tool has helped many of my lady acquaintances (including a few who claimed never to have had an orgasm before) enjoy themselves. I actually have a very sensitive clitoris, so direct stimulation is a no-go; instead, I just go at it right through pants and undies, even when I do it without plug-in stimuli. I second the "watch porn" advice too!

u/TwoForTuesday · 3 pointsr/sex

I haven't heard of many women who failed to orgasm with one of these. Here's one review from the front page:

>Wow! This is the best money I've ever spent. Of course, I don't know how this will work for others, but based on the good reviews, my husband and I ordered this. It arrived today, and I couldn't be happier. I am in my thirties and have never (ever) been able to have an orgasm. After reading books, trying another toy, and working tirelessly alone and with my hubby on this, I was beyond frustrated. I got this today and within 5 or 10 minutes, I finally knew what all the fuss was about. It worked for me! I'm sure it's wonderful for sore muscles, too. ;) Normally, I wouldn't write a review about so personal of a topic, but I know how embarrassing and frustrating my struggle was, so I'm hoping this might be of help to someone else.

It's quite possible that you're less sensitive than the average girl, but that doesn't mean you're not sensitive at all, so you should still be able to orgasm. I am no expert but from my experience with women, the mood, and how relaxed you feel are key to acheiving orgasms, and how powerful they are.

Could you give us a little more information on what you've tried on your own? What have you tried fantasising about? Have you tried porn? Have you researched female masturbation techniques?

u/molrobocop · 3 pointsr/sex
u/Not_Dark_Yet · 3 pointsr/sex

So recently virgin, never masturbated, didn't know women can orgasm? Sounds like you're not talking about reviving but rather creating for the first time. She's super inexperienced so take it slow, and show her how enjoyable sex can be. Encourage her to explore her own body and its responses. I disagree with those who say that it's always going to be like that. It sounds like its to early to conclude that, but if she continues to show no interest in exploring, then there's nothing you can do about it.

To help with the exploring: Get this. (Or maybe a weaker vibe first if this one is to intense for her...)

u/wafflelover77 · 3 pointsr/tifu

You're ready for the real deal now, grasshopper.

Hitachi won't let you down. You're ready.

u/mgr86 · 3 pointsr/videos

many women love the Hiatchi Magic Wand which also plugs into the wall..

u/Sybian999 · 3 pointsr/SexToys


Probably Hitachi from the "round tip" part, though. Wahl looks more like a mixer to me than the Hitachi.

u/Riencewind · 3 pointsr/pics

Magic wand? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/HsArb · 3 pointsr/sex

M here but I'm just going to go on my experience of how I have made/how I have seen girls squirt. Are you using just or hand or some type of toy? If just your hand, there are plenty of toys out there that could help you out. From what I've gathered, pressure on the g-spot is essential to making it happen. The best technique I've found is using my middle and index finger about 2 inches in until I feel her G-spot and curl my fingers while attempting an up and down motion with a fair amount of pressure, but not enough to cause pain. I have made some girls squirt, but others not so much. As others have said, I think It's about comfortably and kind of just letting go and letting it happen (easy for me to say, I know lol).

The toy/s I've had most success using with former SO's are G-spot vibratos and or a Hitachi magic wand, sometimes both at the same time. My last SO had never squirted before we had gotten together, not even from herself. Maybe try drinking a glass or two of wine in an attempt to loosen up a bit. Another one of my SO's couldn't squirt, no matter how hard I tried and no matter how hard she tried to let it happen. She would say that it felt like she was squiring/peeing when she would cum but nothing came out, so I'm not too sure what was going on there. Overall, my suggestion would be to try some toys if you already haven't. I would be under the impression that that could help out a bit but then again, I'm a guy so I don't truly understand the struggle :P.

u/demons8mybaby · 3 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

As a guy I highly recommend TengaEggs but I've found they're far more fun when used by a partner.

For women, my go-to recommendation is the Hitachi Magic Wand, you just can't go wrong with this thing. I've even supplied these to a number of women, mostly found here on Reddit. I kinda like being the Hitachi Fairy ;)

u/Batmaners · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

False, a couple idiots jabbed the Q-Tips in too far and then, to cover their own asses, Q-Tip started saying it wasn't supposed to be used that way.

Take this for example. It may say that it's meant for massages, but really, all women ever use it for is masturbating. But at least they can say, "no we're not a sex toy, says so right here." but we all know what the fuck's up.

u/One_more_username · 3 pointsr/sex

I have to almost scrape my girlfriend off the ceiling whenever we use this.

u/Eliteprick · 3 pointsr/woodworking
u/SwirledWalkingStick · 3 pointsr/littlespace

First off you're an awesome Daddy for reaching out for advice, you've got a lucky little girl.

Second good technique is learned, and every woman is different.

Okay, first lesson, anatomy. Links below are NSFW unless you work someplace much cooler than me. Anyway, here's a link to to a kitty doc's web page; ignore the procedure, there's a nice illustration of the clitoris and vulva here.

Okay buckle up boys and girls, here's your technique tips from Nina Hartley. Think of Nina as your Mom's friend you could go to for advice from an older woman without any guilt... ;)

*Bonus tip - technique still need work? Girl too shy to cum? Not anymore.

Alternate between using this:

And some gentle licks. Absolutely devastating. ;)

u/Very-Sandwich · 3 pointsr/cardsagainsthumanity

Funny you should ask

EDIT: Whoops I forgot it's locked. Here is the entire list:

Base Game US: No symbol.

Base Game w/ CA Conversion Kit: Maple leaf.
(Only CA Conversion Kit has the symbol.)

Base Game UK: No symbol.
(But an icon of a bulldog sits on the box.)

Base Game AU: No symbol.
(But an icon of an emu sits on the box.)

First Expansion: '1'.

Second Expansion: '2'.

Third Expansion: '3'.

Fourth Expansion: '4'.

Fifth Expansion: '5'.

Sixth Expansion: You guessed it, '6'.

Holiday 2012 Pack: Snowflake.

Holiday 2013 Pack: Santa hat.

Holiday 2014 Pack: Broken ornament w/ '10' inside.

Holiday 2015 Pack: Star of David.

Box Expansion: An open box.

90s Nostalgia Pack: '90s'.

Science Pack: Erlenmeyer flask.

Food Pack: Crisscrossed knife and... spoon, for some reason.

Fantasy Pack: A "magic" Wand™.

World Wide Web Pack: '@'.

Geek Pack: Unknown. Not released yet.

House of Cards Pack: Upside-down American flag, the icon in the show's title card.
(Bottom right corner shows the House of Cards logo.)

TableTop Expansion: A star shaped figurine, called a "meeple," commonly used to represent a generic board game piece.

Fascism Pack: The fascism skull from Secret Hitler.

Retail Bonus Pack: Paper shopping bag.

Reject Pack: A thumbs down symbol.

Reject Pack 2: A thumbs down symbol, again.
Shoulda been two thumbs down, no?

PAX East 2013 Packs A, B, C: No symbol.
(But the bottom right corner show the PAX East logo and denotes which of the three lettered packs it is.)

PAX Prime 2013 Pack: The 'X' icon in the PAX logo.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 44 / a '44', denoting which card is which.)

PAX East 2014 Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 27 / a '27', denoting which card is which.)

PAX East 2014 Panel Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 10 / a '10', denoting which card is which.)
You can differentiate the 2014 PAX East and 2014 PAX Prime Panel Packs by the quality of the card-stock and print job. This pack is manufactured normally.

PAX Prime 2014 Panel Pack: 'X' icon, again.
(Bottom right corner shows a number out of 10 / a '10', denoting which card is which.)
You can differentiate the 2014 PAX East and 2014 PAX Prime Panel Packs by the quality of the card-stock and print job. This pack is lower-grade. The corners aren't rounded, the cards are thicker, and the text is slightly off-center.

Design Pack: No symbol.
(Most cards don't have the CAH logo either.)

Secret BBB Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack really. Found hidden within the lining of The Bigger Blacker Box.

Sloth Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Found in the safe on Hawaii 2.

Safe Opener Card(s): A fuckin' sloth.
Not a pack, really. Also found in the safe on Hawaii 2

Cutout Cards: No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Found at various tabletop game stores across the US.

"Go Fuck Yourself" Card(s): No symbol.
Not a pack, really. Given out at PAX Prime 2014 while waiting for your custom cards to be printed.

BBB Blank Cards: An open box.
Not a pack, really. Part of the what comes in The Bigger Black Box.

u/OinkersBoinkers · 3 pointsr/sex

Hitachi magic wand. You won't even need to read the cliff notes.

u/RobotMachines · 3 pointsr/sex

I disagree. Just buy a Hitachi Magic Wand massager and use it some time during sex when on your back. He won't mind; feels good for him too (if he does mind, find another guy).

EDIT: He has to learn that it's different for women. Some can orgasm easily with a guy, some can't. But if both can have fun with a little help of a toy, then go for it. We are all adults here... I hope.

EDIT 2: I disagreed because the wand will smother any anxiety... there's no stopping that thing; seriously.

u/cypherpunks · 3 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

May I recommend not relying on batteries?

u/NoHelmet · 3 pointsr/sex

Look, he needs to stop being a bitch about it, BUT, here's a great solution too.

You get to have the fun experience of getting him super hard to make it, and then, you are masturbating with HIS PENIS!

It's also great fun for DV and DP because it's like having two dicks, both his ;-)

My wife LOVES hers.

u/PM_ME_YO_BUTTHOLE · 3 pointsr/funny
u/Dack9 · 3 pointsr/gadgets

Something 3d Printed will not have the structural integrity for this. Get this instead.

Edit: might've been a joke on account of the "micro" bit.

u/Ozewse · 3 pointsr/askgaybros

> Should I measure my partner's erect penis size and match that? (He would be totally into this.)

This was my first thought.

but this is probably fine. and a lot less likely to get stuck in ya.

u/purplegluesticks · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes
u/dnd1980 · 3 pointsr/randomactsofamazon

crap. here is my list. It was posted yesterday, and I can see it if i am logged in, but seems its not available for anyone else to see anymore. I have no idea why.

[Inflatable sx doll & sheep] ( i understand the doll (kinda), but a sheep?! come on now!

Weener kleener really? What happened to a good ol' washcloth? I guess maybe if you have a thing for barn animals this could be helpful ;)

Emergency Underpants Dispenser I guess you may need this if you are driving by a farm and get too excited? I dont know.

item i would like please. OK truthfully damn its hard to choose something, I've probably changed this like 5 times already. Truthfully anything on the list is awesome :)

u/Vessira · 3 pointsr/pics
u/GoSioux14 · 3 pointsr/AmazonWTF

The frequently bought together item is pretty damn funny, too.

u/belovedbunny · 3 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

LOL we ordered ours from Amazon. We paid ~$25 for ours

u/ModestAndShy · 3 pointsr/BDSMGW

Nice advice, thanks! I'll get my hands onto this:

u/neverEjaculates · 3 pointsr/sex

I recently got this and I have found it insanely fun. I hadn't ever done much with bondage or anything like that and I find this thing to be great. It is well made you can pull and tug and it is going to hold you in place but if the person really wants out they can get to the latch and free themselves so it keeps things from getting too intense.

u/Missscarlettheharlot · 3 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

If you're uncertain how the ribbon will work try it on your ankles first. You'll get some practice tying it securely without having to mess around when the time comes, and you can give it a few tugs to make sure it's reasonably comfortable. I think the hair ribbon idea is great, by the way!

An under the mattress restraint system is fun is you don't have the type of bed frame that makes tying him to it easy. It's basically 4 straps that join in the middle like an X that go under your mattress, leaving the 4 ends (with carabiner-style clips) free to attach wrists or ankles to. You can make your own easily with some rope and some carabiners, but they aren't expensive to buy either:

Bondage tape is fun and easy to use, and pretty much every adult toy store seems to carry it for around $10. It sticks to itself, but doesn't stick to skin at all, even hairy skin.

u/markuscreek24 · 3 pointsr/bdsm

I bought the same exact set from Amazon for 28 dollars instead of the 60 on that site. They work great.

u/Twitch101 · 3 pointsr/sex

Thats it well worth the price

u/UmustBjoking · 3 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Do you have the controller?

Gives you a LOT more control.

Not to mention the several dozen attachments for it.

u/PrettyPinkT-Rexy · 3 pointsr/relationship_advice

Also, I forgot to add that there are "training" toys as well.

They're typically geared towards anal stretching and training to loosen sphincter muscles, but can be used vaginally as well.

Many are conically shaped so as you work your way down there taper, you can go a bit further each time; some are inflatable to increase girth gradually.

I also suggest using a very strong vibrator on her before sex. This will likely bring her to orgasm, help her body to lubricate excessively and to relax her muscles.
I recommend the hitachi wand WITH the speed controller. That's critical because holy bejeezus that thing is intense.
My husband and I are no strangers to toys and even I can barely take it sometimes.

u/teddynovakdp · 3 pointsr/SexToys

This is supposed to work ok.

Wand Massager Speed Controller for Hitachi Wand

u/Paraglad · 3 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

The company now makes something that doesn't require home electronics.

I'd take that over a homebrew switch any day. I want something to be electrifying in the rhetorical sense.

u/shame_on_us · 3 pointsr/sex

You're welcome. This extends the reach by about 6ft. It also allows for more freedom in speed control. It's great for teasing my girlfriend...leave it slow let things build, and then turn it up and let things explode.

u/payattentionimsmart · 3 pointsr/bdsm

Get one of these:

Seriously the best improvement for the wand. Also what I like to do is tell my sub that she cannot come without asking my permission using an exact sentence and then I put her on the edge for as long as I think she can take it before I tell her to come.

u/purple_monkey58 · 3 pointsr/nsfw
u/MaunaLoona · 3 pointsr/MGTOW

Come on, let's be fair. These go for $23 for half a dozen, or about $4 each.

u/itshissong1 · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

First off, r/sex is actually very chill and people are pretty friendly compared to most subreddits, maybe not more so than XX, but certainly more so than most.

Now on to real ideas. I have three:


Tenga Eggs

One of the numerous Aneros prostate stimulating toy

u/Killerkid42594 · 3 pointsr/sex

I suggest [Tenga eggs]. They are amazing and my wife has used them on me on multiple occasions. (http://Tenga Egg Variety 6-Pack Assortment 1

u/scottpid · 3 pointsr/Frat

Huh, I thought the Great American challenge was this

u/IdleScV · 3 pointsr/WTF
u/flamingkrampus · 3 pointsr/casualiama

Hmmm. Probably The Great American Challenge. It's a fucking huge dildo. It's not the dildo itself that's scary, it's imagining someone sticking it up inside themselves. I kinda want to buy it just because it's purple.

u/3956throwaway · 3 pointsr/sex

Haha no way - a couple years ago I had a girlfriend with a very insensitive clitoris, she also had a collection of enormous dildos. Maybe it's the same girl :)

Anyway yeah at first I had much difficulty getting her to come but I got the hang of it in the end, unfortunately it was mostly by using her dildos on her. Since your girl doesn't want you doing that consider fisting - with a bit of lube I could get my hand inside my ex easily and she REALLY got off on it. Or maybe you could buy a dildo and surprise her with it - my ex really loved this one, although she had a bigger one we sometimes used when she was really really turned on (no idea what it was called).

u/DeleteFromUsers · 3 pointsr/gaybros
u/AnotherCookieMonster · 3 pointsr/AskMen

If your girth is on the smaller side, get a Magic Wand and this (Warning Amazon link) toy, it's fucking AMAZING. I was always jealous of the seemingly much more intense orgasms women have, but with this thing I get those super intense, eye-rolling and heavy breathing orgasms. As an added bonus, you'll have a Magic Wand you can use on your partner.

u/SexuallyLiberal · 3 pointsr/sex

My favourite is the Magic Wand with the Hummingbird attachment. Pretty much blows any other male sex toy out of the water.

u/SolaAesir · 3 pointsr/FeMRADebates

There are a lot of attachments, both ring shaped and cup shaped (as well as a lot of others). You can also just use the vibrations which are nearly as effective on a penis as they are on a clit.

u/basil_stag_hairless · 3 pointsr/BadDragon

It was a suggested item when I was buying the wand. It's like a sleeve thing with internal ridges on one end that hug and little spikes on the other that feel quite pleasant.

u/come-and-takeit · 3 pointsr/sexover30

I'm a business owner and take many Fridays off! yay!

just after lunch me and wifey found ourselves in the bedroom playing with her lelo smart wand and she used an attachment on me

Life, indeed, could be worse.

u/lenswipe · 3 pointsr/funny
u/beckyharper · 3 pointsr/SissificationAcademy

Hi girls! This dildo wasn't the first one I bought but it was the first one that I could fit inside and it worked very well with the Anal Intro Course. The first one is still a goal of mine to use eventually.

u/Woahtis · 3 pointsr/Justrolledintotheshop
u/ilwaz · 3 pointsr/CumFromAnal

J-Lube. It's a powder you mix with water. Lasts forever, any consistency you want, safe for silicon toys.

u/DelphFox · 3 pointsr/sex

How has nobody mentioned J-Lube yet?

It's a standard for wet-and-gooey play. It is a lubricant, so it is super slick and not sticky or viscous as honey, and it has mucous-like properties (thick, but slippery) but it's a great place to start experimenting for cheap. You might be able to work up a recipe that would simulate the parts of honey you like, mixing it with Corn Syrup or thickening it with starch or glycerine.

But the best part is that you can dump a bottle in a bathtub full of water, and have a whole tub of lube! :D

u/smackgoesthepaddle · 3 pointsr/BDSMcommunity

Yes. Many massage therapists use stretching exercises to loosen up their hands before a session.Go here:

Lot's of info on this.

It should be noted that if you have large muscular hands, there's not much that can be done. Muscle just takes ups a certain amount of space.

and you should absolutely be using J-Lube. It a water based gynecological lube used by Vets. literally the slipperiest lube you can get.



u/ColorfulBookWorm · 3 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

My husband and I use J Lube for anal play. It comes as a powder, and you add water to achieve the constancy you enjoy.

u/bigchastity · 3 pointsr/BadDragon

Boy do I have a bit of news for you.

J-Lube is pretty amazing stuff. Also, comparatively speaking it's dirt cheap. It's possible to get a similar texture/look by adding a combination of coconut milk, and possibly a little egg white for texture. If you mix it up really well, then let it sit for a couple hours so that it starts to separate again, it looks even more realistic.

And best of all, for about $2/gallon, plus the cost of coconut milk and egg white, this is fiscally possible, if not so responsible.

Word to the wise, do not attempt to stand up in a pool of J-Lube. You will slip and fall, or so I've heard. Cause I've definitely never wrestled in a kiddy pool of JLube. Nope.

Also, when it's time to clean up, salt, and lots of it.

u/vgry · 3 pointsr/BurningMan

Way more efficient to buy dehydrated lubricant and add water.

u/scale10crazy · 3 pointsr/PetiteGoneWild

Nah. It's Tom. My Portable boyfriend.

u/Clever8888 · 3 pointsr/SissyChastity

I've found it works pretty good. I'd recommend putting some weights in it to hold it down better.

For those asking what it is:

u/KodaStyles · 3 pointsr/twinks
u/LadyPseudonymia · 3 pointsr/SexToys

I totally agree that that's a bad deal because the material is porous. It'll get gross eventually, and it's hard to tell what's in it exactly.

For that price, you could get a really nice, safe dual-density dildo and a toy mount like the Liberator Bonbon. Or check out the TOM mount, which is cheaper and moves around a bit if you're really going at it and you haven't bought the "weight attachment system". I'm testing one of these right now, and it's not too bad (though I like my Liberator pillow more for comfort). I personally have a problem with the TOM mount being a bit short: if your girlfriend isn't much over 5'5", you'll probably be fine.

What's your size range for the dildo? Realistic toys that I'd offer as good, average-size options are:

  1. The ColourSoft 5". Squishy, single-density silicone with a nice suction cup. The veins are pretty noticeable, though, if she's sensitive to texture.

  2. The VixSkin Mustang is the most-loved dual-density dildo. Squishy outer layer with a firm core so that it doesn't bend in use. You really have to press down hard, several times, to get VixSkin suction cup bases to stay attached during faster/angled use. Expensive, but very good quality.
u/SissyP · 3 pointsr/Sissies

This one

It's pretty good, but I wish it had a way to make it more secure to the floor. It can move around if you get going on it with a lot of vigor.

u/lolnub666 · 3 pointsr/CumFromAnal

I'm gonna go in the opposite direction actually, instead of brute force I'm going to try a precision strike

u/jopu91 · 3 pointsr/SexToys

Answering as best I can...

  1. this model is made for bulb only insertion but the wand can be used with both ends with different sizes and tapered.

  2. well it depends. Some people really like the feeling of being stretched, some like the length, and some like both. For beginners, getting used to penetration is probably the hold up and it's probably best to start out smaller than bigger. The prostate is only a few inches in, so length isn't so important for prostate massaging but you probably need to explore to find what you like best.

  3. any time is the right time! Starting in the shower might be best since people tend to be able to relax in a warm shower. I like occasionally using plugs during masturbation, but will sometimes insert while having sex. It feels nice and the thrusting of hips gives off a pleasurable feel. The shower also helps with cleanliness until you get used to how clean is clean enough. Personally, plugs seem to me more of the leave in and feel stretched for penetration or to feel filled experience while dildos or aneros-like toys for prostate stimulation.

  4. hmm this is totally up to you to determine what is comfortable and what is not and when you want something bigger. The rules are based on your desire for more and your budget

  5. length is important but not the most important aspect of plugs. I would actually suggest also looking at some dildos as they have this length and if your partner is ever interested, they could be used for pegging. Still the taper and flare of plugs are nice to get used to penetration and the stretched feeling and makes later use of other toys easier. Length can actually be a problem is you are wearing plugs for a while, especially if they end in a sharper point. As you go about moving and shifting, especially any bonding at the waist, you might feel and uncomfortable poke from that point on the insides. I have a cheap metal plug (something like this )that gives me this problem.

    5a) the starter kit looks nice but as another poster mentioned 1-1.25 is kind of small. While I started around 1.5, the gf still doesn't like the insertion of the 1in plug until it's in there. Then it's amazing. Be your own judge of your anatomy. One thing I noticed is that you are looking at steel and silicone toys. Awesome! Don't buy that crappy jelly or plastic toys.

    Definitely read reviews. Metal is awesome for temperature play and for the heft. in a plug this really means you feel like you have to clench at the base-a great feeling and probably helps with practice using those muscles. Silicone is the go to-but silicone can vary greatly in the feel. Even within brands, the silicone can be silky smooth, or feel like firm but bendable plastic, with greatly different feels. I really enjoy tantus and vixen as brands, especially the vixskin line-sooo smooth. Tantus probably has the widest array of silicone plugs, and the Ryder and the abomb are really nice at showing the differences in texture. Remember that silicone line is great unless you are using silicone toys that will be destroyed by silicone lube. Sliquid is a favorite and this one IMO is the best, but I believe contains some silicone. The entire line is freaking good and I usually use the h2o when using silicone toys.

    I actually encourage you to check out a toy shop in your area to feel them in your hands so you get a feeling for what they feel like. While I encourage buying from small businesses, make sure you know the approximate price. I will usually not pay more than 20% more than online prices, and most small businesses fall within this. The people at these businesses are usually very helpful and friendly, but if you don't see a lot of the major brands, and a lot of silicone, then maybe venture elsewhere. When I first started with anal play, and strap on play, my local shop was super helpful. They really listened to what I wanted and gave me an array of options and suggestions. While I love online prices, these spots are great for really getting what you want, and usually support community events.
u/Ronjoe_CB · 3 pointsr/chastity

It's the NJoy Pure Wand, which has actually made it to mainstream media sites a few times. The company is pretty damned popular for its plugs, too.

u/OsmeOxys · 3 pointsr/LifeProTips

>dick blisters

Try this or this or maybe one o' these. I suggest you combo it with a whole lotta this

I mean, if youre looking for a way around those at least.

u/Oples-n-Bononos · 3 pointsr/RedditorCum

I'm not gonna lie, its a little creepy, but it feels amazing sliding into.

And paired with this, it's pretty much out of this world.

Edit: fixed the link for you perverts :)

u/ladyfitnessthrowaway · 3 pointsr/AskWomen

Just incase anyone is scared of that price tag, you can get plan B on amazon for $36.

Also no dealing with religious people at the pharmacy!

u/TOMTREEWELL · 3 pointsr/GenderCritical
u/dancecode · 3 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

I am told Plan B keeps for four years, and it's available on Amazon:

u/Hyndis · 3 pointsr/legaladvice

Can she order it online, such as from Amazon or similar websites? Or any place that can ship it to her.

AFAIK Plan B doesn't require a prescription, meaning it should be able to be purchased right off the shelf.

She could buy it online and have it shipped either to her or to a friend. Either way, she bought it herself, using her own money. Any transaction would be traced back directly to her, not to any other person.

EDIT Actually it looks like you can buy it from Amazon. There's probably a bazillion other sellers willing to sell this since its an over-the-counter drug.

u/Hawkess · 3 pointsr/4PanelCringe
u/nwdiver112 · 3 pointsr/youtubehaiku

It’s called The Moby

u/Boomerkuwanga · 3 pointsr/edc_raffle

If I had $550 to blow, you'd totally come home to find this on your porch.


u/3610572843728 · 3 pointsr/Tinder

Buy this [NSFW] to guarantee you win.

u/thedoctor3141 · 3 pointsr/MaliciousCompliance

Really should've gotten this dildo (obvious NSFW):

u/thelurkylurker · 3 pointsr/secretsanta

And one of these!! Sure to impress!

u/hal_9_thousand · 3 pointsr/COMPLETEANARCHY
u/rumblefish20 · 3 pointsr/squirting

Have purchased one, is luck toy, honestly works pretty well and have had no problems with it. Can control with phone.

LOVENSE Lush - The Most Powerful Bluetooth Remote Control Bullet Vibrator

u/ShecallsmeRick · 3 pointsr/Siswet19

It's controlled by Bluetooth. You can buy them without needing to be on cam. They are a lot of fun in and out of the bedroom.

Look for

u/Tasslecat · 3 pointsr/sex

A suction one. Absolutely the best. Google satisfyer pro and read some reviews

Edit.. found it for you

u/Throwaway2216612 · 3 pointsr/sex

My wife has a hard time reaching orgasm without a little help. We have tried all kinds of toys and while most will get her there one has stood head and shoulders obove the rest.

That is the Satisfier Pro 2. It can legit take her from not really turned on to full blown convulsions in 60 seconds.

It's a beast.

u/CookieMidnightMilk · 3 pointsr/chastity

Good ol' Amazon

u/Fey_fox · 2 pointsr/TwoXSex

From personal experience, it can be strange to take control of our own sexuality. Women are often raised with the message that we are here to please men first, and to put our own pleasure second. It’s not a conscious decision, it’s a compulsion we have to work out of ourselves. That’s what she’s doing when she refers to you. But owning our own pleasure and bringing our own desire to our partner makes it better for everyone. She’s lucky to have a partner who’s willing to help her instead of taking advantage of her inexperience.

Bonus round. If you’re open to using toys look into getting an external vibrator like this. There are other kinds that are less expensive, I have this one but I put a towel between me and it because it’s not waterproof. You want something that will give her intense clitoral stimulation. Some guys falsely think that using a toy is cheating or that the toy is a substitute, but it’s not. If you are using it on her, it’s you who are giving her the orgasm. It can help her become more used to cuming and losing control in that way in front of you. You can finger her while using it on her too (highly recommend). Anything that helps her express her sexuality is a good thing. And you can do it together which is awesome

Have fun

u/Aristox · 2 pointsr/Christianity

Do you own any sex toys? I've heard nothing but completely positive things about the Hitachi Magic Wand

That might help her to orgasm and to get more into it.

u/Dopeaz · 2 pointsr/sex

Well then, just buy this and claim to have a sore neck.


(Ours has a tiny padlock through the hole in the plug that only I have a key for. Otherwise I come home to her passed out and it vibrating across the bedroom floor scaring the cats)

u/se_va · 2 pointsr/GWCouples

Hitachi Magic Wand.

There are lots of attachments for it. Check out the frequently bought together.

u/somedude456 · 2 pointsr/pics

OP, stop being cheap. Buy her the Magic Wand and she'll forever owe you.

u/existie · 2 pointsr/sex

They have 'em just about everywhere. ;)

u/throwawayaday200 · 2 pointsr/relationship_advice

Hey, I didn't manage to achieve and O with my partner until I was 20. Even now at 26, it's pretty hard for me to O during actual sex. The BF has to go down on me for 15-20 minutes, and even that's not a sure thing. Hell, sometimes I still can't O by myself with a vibe.

Trust me when I say it's just as frustrating for your girlfriend as it is for you, because we want to orgasm, for ourselves and for our guys. However, the female sex drive takes time to warm up, both in foreplay and maturity. While you guys peak out in your teens to early twenties, we're just getting started and have the best sex when we're in out thirties.

If you want to get her to come, I recommend getting her a vibe. This one really gets the job done for a lot of people. You should read the comments section; it'll show you that this is a very common issue.

Other than that, I suggest playing around with positions and having her use the vibe during penetrative sex. If you can find the g spot (which hilariously hasn't been scientifically proven, but I promise you it fucking exists), the dual stimulation really helps.

u/Thisguy4357 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/clockradio · 2 pointsr/howto
u/CErratum · 2 pointsr/gonewildaudio

As an aside, they're on for 49.49 right now, with free shipping.

(They were recently rebranded to Vibratex, because Hitachi wanted to remove their name from the Magic Wand. Still manufactured by them, just no longer branded.)

u/Manakin · 2 pointsr/TrollYChromosome
u/hitachi_magic_wand · 2 pointsr/sex

I think I can help you with your problem. I am known as the Cadillac of vibrators. You can buy me here:

I am large and powerful, but trust me, I get the job done! Buy me and try me; I'll work!

u/AppropriateAir · 2 pointsr/masturbation
u/cullen9 · 2 pointsr/sex

nothing better then tying her hands to the bed and using this on her clit while you finger her then she'll sound like this nsfw

u/deb1961 · 2 pointsr/
u/InfoSponger · 2 pointsr/AskMen

this is the 500lb gorilla in a 1lb magic fucking wand bud!

Amazon says that with 50 bucks and 2 days shipping you will be her sex god.

u/RinnRixx · 2 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes
u/NetForceOp · 2 pointsr/battlestations

Why are you using a magic wand / sex toy as a mic???

u/nedonedonedo · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Not_Jane_Gumb · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Buy one of these, take off your clothes, have your boyfriend get naked and lie down next to you, turn your new purchase on and place it firmly against your clitoris. You will have an orgasm, I guarantee it.

u/carolyn_mae · 2 pointsr/sex

Stock/cliche answer, but cant go wrong with the Original Magic Wand:

Don't take my word for it, just read the customer reviews...

u/tsukuruu · 2 pointsr/singapore

Mmm... Joysticks.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/sweetprince686 · 2 pointsr/sex

this or something like it! I am on very strong anti-depressants that kill my ability to orgasm normally. but this will do the trick every time!

u/megthegreatone · 2 pointsr/sex

Ok, so it's very common to not orgasm easily from vaginal penetration. However, vibrators are super super helpful for this, since not all of them have to be inserted to be used. Something that looks like this (just an example, not promoting this exact product or brand) should work well.

As for something to imitate oral sex, a quick google search led me to this thing, so the products do exist but you may want to do your own bit of research before settling on something like that.

But, as someone who has never orgasmed vaginally, I am in love with my vibrator. However, it was a gift from my SO and I cannot for the life of me remember the brand >.<

u/cat-kitty · 2 pointsr/AskMen

Do this now. Buy the original Hitachi magic wand and attachment on amazon. Links here:

You won't go back. Plus you can get other attachments for your lady friends...

u/fordag · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

Hitatchi Magic Wand

Get the plug in version. No matter how tempting the rechargeable version is don't get it. It has an automatic shut off after 20 minutes that can not be disabled.

u/oftenrunaway · 2 pointsr/sadcringe
u/Veteran4Peace · 2 pointsr/relationships

I hope this doesn't come out badly, but I've bought and used quite a few toys with quite a few girlfriends over the years. I'm pretty sure their consensus, were they to be polled on the matter, would be to get [one of these]( "Lelo Ina Girly Bits Pleaser") and [one of these]( "Hitachi Magic Wand of Clitoral Doom") for an all-around great start.

u/rmrrose820 · 2 pointsr/sex

I looked the Hitachi Magic Wand up after reading your comment and lol'd at the Amazon description of its features including a "non phallic appearance."

u/kiba42 · 2 pointsr/Advice

Get the Hitachi Magic Wand (single best vibrator in the entire world) and then practice! When you get close, try not to be afraid, clear your mind and try to let go. Good luck!

u/GorgeousChrome · 2 pointsr/sex

A vibrator is your best friend here.
There is nothing to be ashamed of as only about 1/4 of all women have orgasms from PIV. If she hasn't been successful with masturbation then she probably doesn't know how to focus in on her own pleasure to bring the orgasm on.
If she gets close giving you oral while you finger her, she will probably orgasm if you do the same thing and add a vibrator on her clit.

Here's a [LINK] ( to the one that made my wife orgasmic.

Two things you don't mention: giving her oral, and manually stimulating her clit. Is it possible that it's not getting the stimulation it needs?

u/Immediate_Reaction · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Look in your hand. Back at me. I have it.

u/souroctopus · 2 pointsr/sex

Get a Hitachi Wand.

Or buy a dental dam, or use some saran wrap or something if you want to give oral without any chance of blood, but honestly, if she takes a shower first and you immediately go down on her, it'll be fine as long as you just focus on the clit. It's not like blood just shoots out of the vagina during menstruation.

Does she not like penetration during her period? Or is she just worried about you freaking out because you got some blood on your hand/dick/toys.

u/SecondTalon · 2 pointsr/explainlikeimfive
u/MistressIsManaged · 2 pointsr/asktransgender
u/Weirdsauce · 2 pointsr/atheism

Here you go, girlfriend. This might help stop you popping out babies from your vagina like a pez dispenser.

u/frackitup · 2 pointsr/TwoXSex

I definitely recommend the Hitachi (spell check).

It is wonderful. Truly! Easy, exhilarating, and guaranteed orgasm :)

u/Nokia_Bricks · 2 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

The thing is, the massager in question is marketed and packaged as a back/body massager. Although, they and everybody else knows what they are used for, its not like they got their son a giant rubber, rotating, double-penetration, dual dick to massage his back with. In other words, It isn't phallic.

I think this is what they're talking about.

u/poutiney · 2 pointsr/unitedkingdom

You are thinking of the Magic Wand

u/incident_report · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Jazmy · 2 pointsr/sex

Personally I've really enjoyed the magic wand vibrator when used during sex with my boyfriend. We've also been watching porn while we have sex lately and that also proved to be a fun way to change it up! Good luck!

u/Bromageddon · 2 pointsr/sex

Hitachi wandwith the correct attachment. Thank me later.

u/littlefuckbunny · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This Lelo was designed for couples. You can always get something like a love ring. And of course, the Hitachi.
Honestly, I think a lot of clitoral vibrators are couple-friendly. They don't get in the way and men usually love seeing their ladies crazy horny and into it.

u/jk147 · 2 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Most girls swear by this, you can thank me later.

u/bmg75 · 2 pointsr/BoysWithToys

I have a couple of toys that I use, that seem moderately effective.

I typically start off my play sessions with an Aneros Maximus. This toy usually proves out whether or not I'm really in the mood for play. If so, I tend to go one of two directions from there. I either ...

... go lay on the bed with my legs up, and use The Njoy Wand. I start with the small end usually, and have only recently begun to be able to accept the larger end. The small end definitely provides a more specific contact point, which is more intense. I can usually get a few drips and drops from this toy in this position.

... or, I use the Doc Johnson Lucid Dreams 14 while standing in the bathroom, with one leg up on the counter. This is probably my favorite, as it's what I "learned" with. The LD14 fills me very well, which I like the feeling of, and its design and shape put a nice amount of pressure (not too much, not too little) on my prostate. It can be angled around to change pressure, and the vibrations are nice too. I typically start with the vibrator off, and tend to finish with it on. This toy gets me "producing" the most. I've not quite gotten full spurts of cream, but pretty close.


I really want someone that knows my backdoor to show me what I'm missing, or what I should actually be aiming for/doing. Basically, want someone anally blow my mind. *lol*

u/missxjulia · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Happy cake day!!

This or This look fun.

thanks for the contest.

u/book_worm526 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This would be fun ;)

NSFW list

u/eric1743 · 2 pointsr/sex

One of the most used toys in my wife's collection is Doc Johnson's Lucid Dream's #14. Amazon Link. It's not the most powerful, or quietest. But you cannot get more bang for your buck.

u/toolittlesunshine · 2 pointsr/sex

Seconded. If you wanted your girlfriend to try hammering, you wouldn't start her off with a jackhammer.

The hitachi is the only way I've ever been able to orgasm, but it was so strong that I got off three times in one day and was too sore to use it again for two more days until I was able to heal. I personally suggest this one from amazon, it's cheap, water proof, can be used both externally and internally, and feels amazing. Amazon reviews are awesome, I buy all my sex toys there so that I can read the reviews, so if you decide to go another way you should at least cross reference with what those women think about an item.

u/hedobot · 2 pointsr/sex

I recommend this as a cheap and fun alternative. I use it regularly on my wife, and she says it feels wonderful. When I say cheap, it's only cheap in price; the material is good, and the toy is very sturdy. You might want to try something like this from amazon first, before diving in to the more expensive stuff. They have a good selection.

u/btmneedstlc · 2 pointsr/SexToys

They are really hard to find!

You could try this one, but the head rotates, maybe not what you want...

I've played with this one before, its meant for guys, and may be too big for what you want, but it is really fun!!! (and really expensive)

from a totally different angle, if you haven't tried one of these, i highly suggest it, a girl I dated for a while swore by it!

Hope this helps! have fun!

u/sissyca · 2 pointsr/Sissies

I've had a good time with

u/storng · 2 pointsr/sex

Perhaps start with some cheaper options just to work out what type of thing you are after?

Something very simple and cheap like an egg, like this, might be a good starting point:

Or perhaps for something with a little more penetration possibilities:

Depending on how these go, you can then think about where to put down some more serious money on a really nice toy like for something deep, or for a more external experience.

u/SarHavelock · 2 pointsr/AnalGW

Doc Johnson Lucid Dream 14; you can buy it on Amazon.

u/kerensky2202 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_of_Kink

So there are many items I would like to add to our collection (ok, maybe everything on my wishlist) but here are a few:

u/JohnCuck1 · 2 pointsr/cuckoldstories

Well more pics is the easier answer, immediately deleting them from your phone after you send them. Something more extreme if your friend really was into it you could have him use this and then use this it on your wife. Of course giving your friends details letting him give his own advice on its use.

u/pr0n-clerk · 2 pointsr/sex

lelo stuff is really, REALLY nice, but also pricey for a first time toy purchase on something she may not like. Here are a couple more options in a more reasonable price range for seeing if you like toys. All are amazon links in case that bothers you. I threw in some non-vibe options too.

6.5" non-vibrating

7" vibrating

5" vibrating

The Average Joe line is also nice for a non-vibrating option

Finally, there is also the Clone A Willy option. Make an "exact" copy of your own junk. It usually comes pretty close to the original, though often a little shorter.

u/saraleetakesthecake · 2 pointsr/ondww

Clone A Willy for everyone!!! 😋

u/Hovsky · 2 pointsr/WTF
u/waterbottlebandit · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Richard_Cranium_6 · 2 pointsr/sex

I've seen these mentioned before. Should work well enough.

u/BMG2307 · 2 pointsr/promos

Frequently Bought Together from your link: NSFW

This & that

u/baccgirl · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Oh this is sooooo much fun! goes.
Canned unicorn meat
Booze smuggling tampons
Emergency inflatable chicken
Face/Butt towel
Yodelling Pickle
Bacon Bandages
USB Humping Dog

Ok..that should just about do it! Xxxxx
We ❤️ You Robert!

u/darkpurple_ · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Looks like so far we just have a bunch of penises, dildos, and sex toys. I'm gonna throw in some downright weird shit. Like, this "sexy" inflatable sheep, or this whole rabbit?! Then there's this?! And, just in case the standard size isn't... enough (ew) there are these. I like the tagline on this lol. I don't know about you, but I'm not sure where this fits in. Lastly, poor Teddy.

u/yellowfolders1 · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

HandHook I think you'll love this

May I present a heater for your peter. No one likes a cold peter and this is sure to keep it warm. This willy warmer comes with a drawstring for a snug fit so one size fits all! Order within the next 30 minutes and I'll throw in a weener kleener for free! Because guys need to be pampered too :)

u/Veneroso · 2 pointsr/funny

Well, you could just buy him these.

u/Insinqerator · 2 pointsr/videos

You can keep your soap clean with one of these:

u/Aidite · 2 pointsr/IAmA

I'll jump in here...Under the bed restraint system.

Best sex purchase I've made in a while.

u/rivener · 2 pointsr/sex

Approach this with caution. Be sensitive to his needs, and -if- he agrees to this, just ask for a little at a time. It may be a month or two before the next stage. If bondage does it for you, I would start with something mild, and something he can perceive as reasonably safe (such as this). I would ease him into bondage, before the S&M play. Once he is more comfortable with restraining you, get yourself a collar and maybe a gag (again baby steps). Once he is feeling comfortable with the bondage aspect, I would bring the dominance into play, and only after all of that, would I bring up the S&M play.

Bring up the safe word, Green/Yellow (more please and not my thing) mostly as comforts to HIM so that he -knows- your the one really in control. Also, safewords are not just sub only. If the dom feels out of whack they can pull it too.

I would recommend checking Mojoupgrade with him to start with, then bring this up. He may have some other fetishes himself that he doesn't feel comfortable bringing up himself, and then bring up -aspects- of play that you want, not the full blown situation.

Best of luck. Also, I would consider reposting this to r/bdsmcommunity

u/arkhound · 2 pointsr/sex

This works pretty well. Just have the cuffs come out at the top and bottom of the mattress.

u/abootypatooty · 2 pointsr/smalldickproblems

Since I see this thread isn't going anywhere positive anytime soon. I'll hand out this piece of sex advice. If you have issues with feeling emasculated in the bedroom, and are embarassed about your penis size, I'd recommend trying some light bondage play. Buy a 4 point bed restraint kit (I recommend this one by sports sheets, and use a tie or bandanna as a blindfold. Tying a woman up will give you complete domination over her, and she'll feel like your little sex slave. You don't even have to take your pants off in front of her. In her eyes, regardless of your size, she'll feel like shes being fucked by the manliest of men. Just feeling you in complete control will turn her on to the point where she won't even care if you have a dick at all. You'll feel like a real man since you wield the power of being able to do whatever you want to her, and suddenly your insecurities will disappear as the testosterone & adrenaline take over. If you use a blindfold, she won't even be able to see how big your cock is anyway. You can use a dildo on her if you think she needs that really really full feeling. I guarantee if you do that, along with some oral, she'll cum harder than she would getting fucked by some monster cock.

I've never met a girl who isn't into it...even the seemingly prude ones. You'll seem like a confident sex god before you even put it inside. Its all about working with what you got. If you think your tool won't do the trick, just gotta figure out how to make yourself stand out from the crowd in other ways. Maybe some other guy gets the title as the biggest, but that doesn't mean you can't still be the best, the kinkiest, the one who gives her the most intense orgasms..etc.

u/Benjamminmiller · 2 pointsr/sex

SportsSheets might be something you two would be interested in. I don't know how your boyfriend would react, but I know if exs of mine who were interested in kinkier things had jumped the gun and bought it, my reservations towards light bondage would have gone ignored.

u/analfartcocktail · 2 pointsr/sex

We started with these. Definitely a starter type thing. Its nice because in terms of the handcuffs, these can be separated from the rest of the system. So if you want handcuffs you are all set. Nice and soft, easy to get in and out of, completely non threatening, but totally good at their intended purpose - to restrain. And when you are ready, you can move to the full bed restraint system for more/different fun!

u/drowgirl · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This is my favorite NSFW item on my wishlist.

/r/GoneWild, of course.

Probably anything skimpy to dress up in. Bonus if it's destroyable.

Doggy, or cowgirl.

I like it when you tie me down. ;)

u/FX114 · 2 pointsr/sex
u/reddit_throwaway777 · 2 pointsr/BDSMcommunity
u/VintageJane · 2 pointsr/AskWomen
u/Comandatuba · 2 pointsr/SexToys

We love the (Hitachi) Original Magic Wand and second the recommendation. We haven't tried the newer Magic Wand plus yet. To keep things clean we pull a condom over the wand's head; just be careful to not bring the condom further down where it might block airflow and cause overheating. Also, recommend pairing with a variable speed controller, such as this one: There may be cheaper listings for a similar/ the same item, and it provides a lot of precision. As one approaches orgasm, it is fun to gradually increase the intensity/rate of vibration.

u/Shod_Kuribo · 2 pointsr/BDSMAdvice

If even the low setting is too much for you then you can also find some controllers that reduce the incoming power like these

u/begging-for-pegging · 2 pointsr/SexToys

is this what you are wanting?

u/lizanawow · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

Yes, you can find kits on Amazon or ebay with the dimmer and a magic wand

Wand Massager Speed Controller for Hitachi Wand

u/BlisterBox · 2 pointsr/SexToys

re: the Magic Wand, you're correct that it only has two speeds, and even the "low" setting can be a bit overwhelming for some women. Here's a handy solution to that problem.

As for the smaller vibe, "hands-free" shouldn't be an issue. My gf actually likes that she can control exactly where she places the vibe, how much pressure to use etc. Here's the Ovo vibe I bought her. It's $25 on Amazon -- half the cost of Siri -- and works and looks just as good.

u/iowagirlbbw · 2 pointsr/bdsm

This is what I use to control the speed of my Hitachi. It works very well in my opinion.

u/Notagtipsy · 2 pointsr/cringepics

Amazon has 'em for $60. Doesn't seem to include shipping, though.

u/MerryFrolics · 2 pointsr/SexToys

What a quiet week... The best deals on men's sex toys are:


  • Fleshlight Original Pink Lady is $46.34 on Amazon (sold by ILF, the official Fleshlight company).
  • Fleshlight Ice Clear Crystal Lady is $41.45 on Amazon (sold by ILF, the official Fleshlight company).
  • VStroker has some big deals: VStroker is $39.95, Fleshlight Vortex with VStroker is $69.95, and Fleshlight STU with VStroker is $79.95.​


  • Fleshlight has specials on Fleshlight Girls combos, compact models, STU, and Alien.
  • Lovehoney gives students 20% off everything.
  • PinkCherry has 25% off everything with coupon code PINK25 + they have a huge blowout department with masturbation sleeves,
  • Babeland has 15% off new arrivals with coupon code BRANDNEW.
  • Fleshjack has Collector's Corner products 40% off, and Jake Orion products are 25% off.
  • Shevibe has 15% off Fuze sex toys.
  • Liberator sex furniture are 25% off with coupon PARTY25.

    You can find the complete list of all deals on my blog.

u/david-w-144 · 2 pointsr/homegym
u/erikalynae · 2 pointsr/SexToys

That toy isn’t electronic and doesn’t take any batteries.

(Normally I’d also warn you against buying sex toys on Amazon because counterfeit toys and mislabeled/unsafe materials are incredibly common there, but in this case that particular product listing is from ILF/Fleshlight themselves and I don’t think they commingle their inventory so it should be safe. But it is something to be aware of in general.)

u/furmensakume · 2 pointsr/MGTOW
  • I'm a virgin
  • I'm 18
  • I'm not like other girls
  • Met her at a single's bar
  • Asks you to buy her a drink
  • Disinterested in you until you pull out your wallet
  • Talking about her ex
  • Compliments your height
  • She's hanging around old, short, fat and ugly
  • Tells you she's on the pill
  • Tells you she's already pregnant so no need for protection
  • Tells you she's only been with one other guy
  • Is a female biological organism of the human species
  • Is still warm, alive and breathing
  • Has a vagina

    That's my list of red flags. You really want to get off?

    Invest in something that's not going to fuck your life up. I recommend lubricant's that aren't water based.
u/FalcunPaunch · 2 pointsr/askgaybros

My local porn store had these a while back (NSFW link, obviously).

They claim to be one-size fits all, but I found that if I stretched it far enough to fit my whole dick the textures were too stretched out to accomplish much and it felt a little unpleasant. If you stick to just wrapping it around the tip and twisting it, fapping lightly, they're pretty great.

Don't really feel like the real thing, though, but it's still nice.

u/rlaptop7 · 2 pointsr/gaming
u/ABoxFullofLies · 2 pointsr/animenocontext
u/jizzdick27 · 2 pointsr/AskMen

Yeah man, the second your spunk hits water it gets all thick and is pretty disgusting to clean.. Also, check these out, they sell them in Amazon and eBay, not to mention other places online individually instead of in six packs.. I got a single one for like 3 dollars on eBay and it was pretty amazing.. [](Tenga Easy Beat Egg Masturbator - Variety 6 Pack

u/Panderichthyes · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

No way bro, I ordered this for christmas and I live in USA

u/publicidentity · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

Tenga Egg!. Variety and disposable.

u/Sofa_King_Cliche · 2 pointsr/MMA

... Is he holding Tenga Eggs?

u/ms_butterfli · 2 pointsr/DeadBedrooms

For yourself, I think the Tenga eggs from Japan look like a lot of fun. They seem like they'd be soft and squishy and interesting. I can't talk my hubby into trying anything like that though. Oh well.

For the two of you together, the vibrating cock rings are pretty amazing. They aren't always the highest quality and we didn't have luck with them lasting for very many uses. It was good enough that I'd sign up for auto ship every 3 months. :-) No particular model was a favorite.

u/almosttan · 2 pointsr/AskMen
u/Scipion · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark

As a guy one of those sampler packs of Tenga eggs is pretty cool.

u/ytowel · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Like this?

u/ThrowEmAllAway666 · 2 pointsr/sex

If you want something fun and cheap, order some tenga eggs.

u/sirironduke · 2 pointsr/uphisbutt

Doc Johnson Classic - The Great American Challenge - 15" Long and 2.9" Wide - Massive 9.1" Girth - Great for Size Queens - Dildo - Purple

u/I_Post_While_Drunk · 2 pointsr/TruthOrDareMe

What's your one biggest regret about your life?

Also, how much money would it require for you to be willing to take The Great American Challenge in the ass?

u/JoeBakerBFC · 2 pointsr/AdviceAnimals
u/dont-you-hate-pants · 2 pointsr/LipsThatGrip
u/misinformed66 · 2 pointsr/army


My buddies wife worked at a sex shop near the theatre and I found out about it than. She let me take it out of the packaging and plug it into the wall. It shook everything in the display case that it was sitting on out of its place.

u/ObamaFalure · 2 pointsr/Wet_Shavers

With prime shipping

NSFWish, it's Amazon how bad can it really be?

u/1600cc · 2 pointsr/DrinkingGames

Oh wow, I thought you meant this Great American Challenge!
^(though you could probably make a drinking game for that as well.)

u/Chezzabe · 2 pointsr/gaming

Or just buy This and put it on a stick.

u/ItsTyrrellYo · 2 pointsr/irishproblems

Well according to reddit my username is black sounding so I must have a gigantic cock. Unfortunately it's not attached to me.

u/psychodave123 · 2 pointsr/TwoBestFriendsPlay
u/Indras1 · 2 pointsr/sex

My thought as well. The most non-standard masturbation technique I can think of for men is vibration. It really does work, my wife used her magic wand on me a couple times, and then we discovered this, which took it to a whole new level. Very different orgasm.

u/edmorrow · 2 pointsr/NSFW_GIF
u/Tetrhus · 2 pointsr/GaybrosGoneWild
u/ch0colate_malk · 2 pointsr/sex

If you are able to just hold something you could try a Hitachi magic wand with an attachment like this. It won't stroke but will vibrate.

u/FarAsUCanThrowMe · 2 pointsr/sex

Toys are a great alternative to oral. Get a Hitachi magic wand and the penis attachment for it. This combination is a total game-changer, tbh. I've had one for 8 months or so and love showing it to my partners! They're always fascinated and thrilled to try it out. It usually becomes a big part of sex because we can both benefit from the Hitachi, and when we're tired after having sex all night the vibration can really squeeze out that last orgasm before bed. :P

Hummingbird male attachment:

A lot of people worry about becoming dependent on the vibrator, and I say that should not be a big worry. If you know that you can get off in 2 minutes with the Hitachi or 5 minutes without it, you'll probably opt for the vibrator, but I haven't stopped being able to get myself off without it.

Technique Suggestions

If your partners are anything like me, constant, rhythmic attention to the head of the penis is more important than where that attention is coming from. My favourite blow jobs are mostly hands, with the tongue right on the head. The girl I'm seeing now mostly sucks on my balls and uses her hands on the head, so that's an option too :D

Someone else in the thread recommended focusing more attention on the shaft with your mouth, which may work for some penis-owners. There is a lot of variability in shaft sensitivity, so you'll have to learn each one.

u/brownpussyeater · 2 pointsr/AskRedditAfterDark
u/Squirrelmunk · 2 pointsr/SexToys

You say, "RR is a current fav for both of us". Are you sharing it? If so, that's a bad idea. Porous materials are great at transmitting bacteria from one person to another.

Hell, sharing toys is even a bad idea with silicone—unless you sanitize it between users. There are a few ways to do this, but the easiest is to put it in boiling water for a few minutes.

The listing I found says your toy has a 1.85" max diameter. Are you sure it's thicker than Maverick, or is it just firmer?

Do you need it to be realistic and have a suction cup, like the Rebelious Ryan, or would you be okay with an abstract or suction cup-less toy?

The first toy that comes to mind is NS Novelties' ColourSoft 8", which is 7.25" x 2". I'm sure there are others slipping my mind at the moment, though. If you're willing to forego realism or a suction cup, you'll have considerably more options.

u/Septicthrowaway · 2 pointsr/HVAC

I've always liked this one

u/funnybillypro · 2 pointsr/podcasts

The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love (NSFW) - Ep. 50 - Kay the Sugar Baby

iTunes - Stitcher - Soundcloud - TuneIn - Libsyn

Kay gets Billy super stoned as they recall their apathetic blowjob years ago. Sugar babies, sex toys and lots of bathroom breaks on a sexy, silly episode of The Manwhore Podcast!

Kay talks about her time as a sugar baby, dating sophisticated wealthy men for a monthly cash allowance. She used sugar baby websites like Seeking Arrangement to link up with men who would pay to date her. I almost sugar babied for a man once but then I got all Pretty Woman on him and said the nay-no.

Kay and I thought it would be a hilarious idea to eat some weed chocolate before turning on the microphones. We did and I'm still not sure whether or not that was a good idea. I'm not much of a weed guy but these edibles surely caused all sorts of whacky chatter and maniacal laughter. Listen to us slowly spiral out of our senses in what might be my silliest episode yet!

Sex toys keep popping up on this week's show. After talking to Kay, I almost want my own Rebellious Ryan…although maybe I can figure out some kind of female name to help me get over the cockness of this fake but alluring sex toy. Shop new sex toys at Babeland!

Before we our trip down Billy's High Lane, listen to Kay discuss her year of polyamory and being an ethical slut. She then inquires about my polyamorous leanings.

I discuss meeting a lovely older woman (not old just older) at a recent sex party. She could be great to date but she's concerned about our age difference. Hear my thoughts on older women and restrictive age limits.

This week's episode is sponsored by Cadbury Eggs, because Easter is like Christian Halloween.

Email your comments, questions and boobies to [email protected]

u/nimbleVaguerant · 2 pointsr/Sexysasha20
u/Themostunderdisturb · 2 pointsr/bigdickproblems

Might not help for this weekend but this is what I buy.

Medical grade, you can make it as thick or thin as you like, $17 for 6 to 8 gallons, use as much as you like, relubes with some water, doesn't stain. Only downside is it is a little stringy depending on how thick you make it.

u/dvlnsde · 2 pointsr/SexToys

I personally use j-lube but I have also used coconut oil (it does not hurt the silicone at all). J-lube is made with water and will dry out over time, but if you are wearing a plug for any extended time (I have worn mine overnight before) your body will naturally cover it with a mucus that will help it slip out when you are done. I guess if you wanted you could just apply water etc...

Coconut oil lasts a LONG time, but is an oil base... and while I have never found anything that it has had a bad interaction with, I have heard some have. (I have about 30 toys)

u/MrReus · 2 pointsr/Fisting

Our go-to is plain ol' Astroglide but when we're prepared to have extra fun we reach for J-Lube. Astroglide works nearly as well, but the J-Lube lasts longer and I make it in a decent sized bowl so I can get it all over my hand instead of just a little drizzle.

You do have to mix it ahead of time. The easiest way is to pour a decent helping into some water and then boil it in the microwave (it'll foam).

u/girledstuffed · 2 pointsr/SexToys

I've never tried it personally but you might want to give this a try: J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz

It's a powder that you mix with water to whatever consistency you need. It's original purpose is for cattle exams, so it may work like you need. I've seen it mentioned in BDSM forums.

Do your due diligence on ingredients and possible reactions.

u/chameleon_souls · 2 pointsr/amazonreviews
u/shibarib · 2 pointsr/sex

As a guy who loves sex but uses condoms, lube is important to me. If we start without a condom (some danger of pregnancy I know) we don't need lube until I put the condom on. I doesn't matter how aroused she is, if there's a condom the KY silk does a better job than the natural lube.

Lube kicks ass!
And for a laugh....
As a side note... (makes 6-8 gallons on lube) and further diluted makes good bubble mix.

u/Boibi · 2 pointsr/bigdickproblems

My number one piece of advice for anal is always more lube. You always need more lube than you think you need, and probably also more than you have. I actually bought a lube injector when I first decided to do anything anal, and it was a great idea. When you start using a lot of lube buying powder stuff and mixing it yourself starts becoming a better idea.

As for the stretching thing, I suggest buying a training kit. They usually look something like this.

Also, don't worry about the haters. They're just jealous that they can't understand why butt stuff is so fun.

u/Kristinedk86 · 2 pointsr/asktransgender

some have suggested this in the past for dialation :)

u/hansselye333 · 2 pointsr/sexover30

You are welcome...I dated two girls that were pretty much anal only, so kind of an area of interest for me.
Two other tidbits that might be helpful:
One ex was really into stretching to accomodate larger toys and she really sang the praises of inflatable toys for stretching. Said it caused less irritation than stretching by trying to insert progressively larger toys.
2) and perhaps the best lube for anal that we tried....

u/remitf · 2 pointsr/sex

Just a tip;

I've heard people sing praises of J-Lube for fisting. I own a bottle myself, and it's great for anal 'stuff,' but I've never yet taken it as far as fisting. But if I was going to; it would be with this stuff. It's the slipperiest lube I've ever felt.

Use a 'lube launcher' to shoot some pre-mixed lube inside her; then sprinkle some of the powder in your hands, and run some water on them while rubbing them together. It'll be so slippery, your whole arm might disappear up there, if you're not careful.

u/DStoo · 2 pointsr/pics

Way too expensive:

$15. Makes 6-8 gallons. So 8 gallons / $15 vs 55 gallons / $1500

You're paying $27/gallon for your product whereas the J-Lube is <$2/gallon

u/South_in_AZ · 2 pointsr/BDSMAdvice

One well regraded lube is j-lube powder. Mix it a little at a time per use. You can adjust how thick or this it is by how much water you mix in.

u/TSElephant · 2 pointsr/dirtypenpals

So, personally, my favorite is an old classic; Chance unflared.

Don't look at me like that.

Cole comes in at a close second. Dat knot is so sweet. I'm looking to get a Crackers here soon, as he's been on my to-do list for quite a long time.

If you're talking about the cum tube, I'd say that it's certainly fun, but the novelty sort of wears off. It's definitely an interesting and exciting thing to try out, and it feels pretty interesting, but it can make the toy a bit harder to clean.

If you're talking about the cum lube, then I can't really tell you much about it. My go-to lubricant is actually J-Lube. It's a veterinary grade lubricant (seems appropriate, no?), and it comes as a powder. Just mix with water, and voila, you've got the slickest water-based lube ever conceived. Best part? About $20 per bottle, and a single 10oz bottle can make upwards of 8 fucking gallons of lube. It's glorious.

u/Lucaloo · 2 pointsr/SexToys


Its a water based lube that comes in a powdered form. You can mix it to any consistency you like so you can experiment and find a thickness that you enjoy. I like mine on the thick stringy side and from my experience the lube has all of the properties that youre looking for! Its also toy safe so you dont have to worry about it harming your toys and it has the added benefit of being easy to clean.

I bought a bottle around a year ago and I still have roughly half of it left. You get a LOT of lube for a great price with this stuff.

u/RAINBOW_PONY_SEMEN · 2 pointsr/mylittleandysonic1

I've been told this works wonders. Gonna try it out after my cum lube runs out. I think you can get it cheaper on other places than amazon.

u/noeinan · 2 pointsr/BDSMAdvice

Anal does not hurt when done right, unless you have a medical condition such as hemmerhoids.

People who say anal will always hurt are like people who say losing virginity always hurts. They are wrong and that spreads misinformation which causes people new to these types of sex to hurt themselves.

Numbing creams are also very dangerous because you can hurt yourself much more easily with anal sex vs vaginal sex. Your pain response is really important in keeping you safe.

The number one most important thing in my opinion regarding anal is lube. Good lube. J-Lube is very famous for being great for anal! If you mix it with some General Lubricant it will add some preservatives and it will keep longer.

You can use an "enema launcher" (basically a plastic syringe) to get lube way up in there. Sometimes no matter how much you put at the entrance, it doesn't get pushed deeper in and this can cause discomfort.

Directions for J-Lube:

Product links:
J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz

First Priority General Lube For Cattle Gallon

CleanStream One Shot Enema Launcher

You can also keep a butt plug in a few hours before sex to loosen you up! You'll want one with a wide neck. Here's a great guide to picking a plug with good design, as well as safely sizing up:

As a bonus, he also has a guide to deep throating:

u/DizzyTown · 2 pointsr/AnalStretching

THIS lube! Cheap and you can make gallons! I mix mine in a Gatorade bottle with a sip cap. I love lube insertion and this stuff you can put up there with a lube launcher and let it just make your whole insides slippery! Enjoy!

u/SEND_BUTT_STUFF · 2 pointsr/BadDragon

Something like this? Doesn't quite give you the 90 degree doggy position but close

u/__S6_ · 2 pointsr/sex
u/DanInTheCan · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Sernie___Banders · 2 pointsr/AskMen

oh man. I have always had adventurous partners. We both really enjoyed a vibrating butt plug, it made her vagina vibrate and to her it also felt like my penis was vibrating, it was in credible.

Also this is really fun for simulated DP.

Also this is really fun too.

Also this is fun for clit stimulation during PIV sex.

And this is fun if you are into light bondage. You can pull on it

u/SomeShittyGuy · 2 pointsr/AskMen

She knew I did not judge her so she opened up to me. That is step one for any guy. She pursued and agreed to all sorts of debauchery.

  • sex in our complex's pool after hours with the water jet on her clit

  • DP-ing her with a vibrating butt plug

  • anal DP with this

  • Sex in the coat closet of my company christmas party

  • 3 time member of the mile high club

  • She wanted watch me fuck another woman so she paid for a $3000 escort, directed the action, and eventually joined in.

    I could go on, but the point is, if you want to have the best sex with a woman, make her understand that you are not judgmental, then nothing will be off the table.
u/foxx0027 · 2 pointsr/TopsAndBottoms
u/johndough1958 · 2 pointsr/SexToys

amazon has this. You mount your dildo to and and ride it.

u/superchase19 · 2 pointsr/MenWithToys

Shower wall is my favorite so far.....though I do have a T.O.M. that I don't use nearly enough. Might have to pull that out.

u/TomcatsRevenge · 2 pointsr/SexToys

TOM v2 "The Other Man" Suction Dildo Mount

Check this out.

u/NotActuallyAClopper · 2 pointsr/BadDragon

It's called "TOM The Other Man".

u/gucci-coffin · 2 pointsr/casualiama

Yes!! This thing. Best purchase I ever made. Looks pretty cool too.

u/Sir_Reelism · 2 pointsr/SexToys

My friends swear by this guy.

u/Memnoch_is_me · 2 pointsr/sex

I would recommend picking up an Njoy Pur Wand. It is a curved solid piece of steel, and it works wonders for making women produce tons of fluid. I love using mine on my wife, and she isn't a squirter either. Even with the toy, it's more like puddling than squirting, but there is a TON of liquid. Always a lot of fun.

u/TrashPickles · 2 pointsr/CumFromAnal

I'd stick with something relatively small to start out but work your way up.

A brand I've had good success with is Tantus:

  1. The sizes can be deceptive (e.g. one of the toys in "medium size" has a 10in circumference and is 10in long) pay careful attention to the size chart on each toy.
  2. You get what you pay for (I'd expect a base price of $100 usd for most toys)
  3. Custom products can take a while to ship (4-8 weeks for something custom. A few days for anything premade. The premade items don't last long in the store though)
  4. The shapes they come in might not be your style.

  • I've also heard great stuff about Aneros from other people. I have one, its great to keep in while topping, but for "pure" anal play I'd prefer what I previously listed.
u/gloryhole87 · 2 pointsr/ProstatePlay
u/pegged50 · 2 pointsr/SexToys

Not sure what country your are in, whether Amazon is an option. But I got mine from Amazon for $75 here

u/kingmagsbowsdown2no1 · 2 pointsr/Endo

My guy is also large but he’s into toys. I’ve noticed I cramp less depending the toy (smaller) we use that night. He has a glass version of the link below that I LOVE.

u/badblood88 · 2 pointsr/gay

NJOY metal G/P spot wand

The price is a bit steep, but it's worth the investment.

u/underwear_underthere · 2 pointsr/sexover30

I don't have the njoy Eleven, but I do have this one

And I LOVE it! Makes for super intense combination orgasms with a vibrator on my clit :)

u/Wolfie_Ecstasy · 2 pointsr/BadDragon

Get this. It's just as good, if not better than what BD sells.

u/blondyman1503 · 2 pointsr/GaySex

I am by no means a reliable source of info, but it could just be the brand you used.
I bought some water based lube off amazon and it was terrible. And like you said, it was like a burning sensation.
Bought a different water based one and it's fine. I'd say try others until you find one that works.

u/Paul-ish · 2 pointsr/Seattle

If you want to use a "job performance" metaphor, then we can say the patient can "fire" their pharmacist and get their medications from one that will provide their medication. It is not as if the pharmacist is revoking the prescription. Why should the government shut someone out of an industry if they don't like one part of the job in some circumstances.

I think another case worth considering is if the state could force pharmacies to produce the drugs used in lethal injection for the death penalty.

I am not accusing you of this, but I think a good number of people in this discussion just feel like they are "sticking it to religious bigots." and just want to punish religious people who have strong beliefs on this this matter. IMO the issue this law is mean to address is the fact that if you allowed for religious exemptions, in very religious areas it may become difficult to get birth control. We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that this is the issue we want to solve, not forcing religious people to do what we want.

For example, now that Plan B isn't prescription it is possible to get on Amazon with 2 day shipping anywhere in the continental US. I think that is a nifty way around this issue without forcing anyone to participate in something they don't want to.

u/DonGerrous · 2 pointsr/BlackPeopleTwitter
u/-R0T- · 2 pointsr/Advice

You can get the morning after pill on Amazon here But I recommend taking a step away from alcohol until you are older. The morning after pill is your best bet because even if you are not pregnant it won't do any harm to take the pill just in case. The pill works up to 72 hours after the suspected incident. Hopefully this will be a good enough scare to make you more careful in the future. I know it was for me when I went through something similar.

u/_BortionBabe_ · 2 pointsr/abortion

If you are able I believe you can get it online, & .

I'm not sure about your menstrual schedule, better safe than sorry?

u/spicelmf · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

I saw that but I think my comment still stands. Most people don't stock up on this - they buy it when they need it and this has a short window to be effective. Plus a ton of things that are same-day prime are sold by other companies, but fulfilled by Amazon.

EDIT: Apparently name brand Plan B is available for free 1-day delivery so that's something -

u/Shaferyy · 2 pointsr/sex
u/Abridragon · 2 pointsr/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

I thought you were gonna post a link of this:

(Also an amazon page, but you probably don't wanna view it in public)

u/HMSBountyCrew · 2 pointsr/USMC
u/TessellatedGuy · 2 pointsr/pcmasterrace
u/Sean538898 · 2 pointsr/cursedcomments

He could easily finesse his way through. Just like I finessed this dildo all the way into my gape.

u/jskoker · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

The Moby.

NSFW but definitely the wackiest thing to put on your desk.

u/InfectedBananas · 2 pointsr/videos
u/kraven94 · 2 pointsr/funny
u/fa1afel · 2 pointsr/Showerthoughts
u/Annepackrat · 2 pointsr/aww

Couldn't find the link, but I did find this. I think it's more of a home decor item than functional.

u/Miss-Omnibus · 2 pointsr/melbourne

As if link him the old model, upgrade to [This] ( edition imho.

u/SyrupyAsianCanadian · 2 pointsr/CowChop
u/MuperSario-AU · 2 pointsr/Gamingcirclejerk
u/T3Tomasity · 2 pointsr/funny

Hulk should be moby huge

u/POGassultraboot · 2 pointsr/USMC

Do the silver bullet research?

Edit:may be NSFW

u/SwedishFishSlut · 2 pointsr/OkCupid
u/Paolo1117 · 2 pointsr/sexover30

And we get to try out our brand new Bluetooth toy!
Lush - The Most Powerful Bluetooth Remote Control Bullet Vibrator

u/MaXM00D · 2 pointsr/NoStupidQuestions

I am too bad and nasty person. For me it is something like this

u/dismypornothrowaway · 2 pointsr/gonewild

LOVENSE Lush - The Most Powerful Bluetooth Remote Control Bullet Vibrator

Pretty sure it’s this!

u/mommasthrowaway1122 · 2 pointsr/couplesgonewild

Worth every penny. He can control it from anywhere with his phone.

u/atr0038 · 2 pointsr/TwoXChromosomes

I think it depends on which type you are using. I bought my significant other one of those Hitachi Magic Wand types, and while she could orgasm with it, her clit became way too overstimulated afterwards. Then I bought her a Womanizer Pro40 after hearing about it all over the internet. It's supposed to simulate oral sex, but instead of making direct contact with the clit, it uses gentle air waves. Holy shit, that thing is the greatest purchase I've ever made. I've firsthand witnessed her orgasm 25 times in a row, without a break, while using it. Because it uses air waves, she said it never makes her clit feel overstimulated. It's normally pretty difficult for her to orgasm during sex, and she said that none of her prior partners had even come close to giving her an orgasm. I'm not trying to toot my own horn here, just giving you some perspective, but it normally takes 40+ minutes of having sex before she has an orgasm (most likely from one of her medications), which I don't mind, but can get super difficult and exhausting, and often times impractical. If she uses the Womanizer Pro40 before we have sex and orgasms with it, then it only takes a few minutes for her to orgasm during sex. I wish more people knew about the Womanizer, because it's such an awesome product, and it doesn't make sex obsolete, it makes it even more enjoyable.

Here's a link to the one that she uses. It's kind of pricey, but she's had it for over 3 years, and it has been incredibly reliable. Also, here's a similar product that's much cheaper. She hasn't ever used the Satisfyer, but it's received a lot of great reviews so it might be worth checking out too.

u/YellowBookOfRiddles · 2 pointsr/FapDeciders

If you haven’t squirt before I don’t think you’ll be able to within a few hours without any toys. If you want to squirt I’d recommend investing in Satisfyer or Hitachi and a thick but soft dildo as well as a week of time dedicated to edging.

u/iscook · 2 pointsr/sex

the sastifyer pro is a vibrator toy that i use and it's fantastic. here's the link: read the reviews and you'll see just how awesome it is

u/On_Too_Much_Adderall · 2 pointsr/SexToys

Satisfyer Pro 2 is my absolute favorite. It's around $40-50 depending on where you get it (I got mine on Amazon for $42) so maybe a bit over your budget but in my opinion it's phenomenal :)

I just looked and it's on sale right now here for $39. Link

u/Stresshead2501 · 2 pointsr/NSFWIAMA
u/yngr · 2 pointsr/prozac

Quick update! I have not yet tried Wellbutrin, but...I did try this vibrator I found on Amazon that had a ton of reviews from women on medications that prevent them from achieving orgasm. HOLY. SHIT. It's a game changer and legit feels better than head. It made me come instantly. I still want to try Wellbutrin, but this is a good supplement in the meantime to get those good feelings back:

u/brooklyncam · 2 pointsr/chastity

I have this cage from amazon and it accommodates much more girth than I expected...
Utimi Cock Cage Male Chastity Device Locked Cage Sex Toy for Men

u/lyingwalruss · 2 pointsr/SexToys

Keep in mind a chastity device wont keep you from orgasming, just from touching yourself. Also, there aren't really any that are 100% secure.
Also, metal devices are heavier. I had one of these, link but it practically fell off when I went flaccid. Also had a CB6000, but that was difficult to get on/wash so I stopped using it.

u/unbetweenis · 2 pointsr/chastitytraining
u/Yay_Porn_Account · 2 pointsr/chastity

It's the utimi cock cage. I got it off Amazon, since Amazon has a legit sex toy section now.

u/cockywolf · 2 pointsr/GayKink

Here it is since no one was helping you out. I had it as well, but had some pinching with the prongs at the top. Then after about 9 months it started to get rusty. Not bad for $30 though.

u/ubersoldat13 · 2 pointsr/chastitytraining

Depends on what you're trying to do. Just for play sessions, 24/7, etc.

In general though, some tips i can give are:

- Make sure your cage is sized correctly. Start with a cheap cage on amazon (Like these: 1, 2, 3) that comes with multiple ring sizes to try on. The length of the cage should be a bit shorter than your member is when flaccid. YMMV

- Shaving the pubic area helps as hairs can get caught and tugged.

- Cage type cages are better for long term, as they're easier to clean. Tube Types are better for moment to moment, as they're more comfy (imo) and block all sensation. They require being removed to clean properly every couple days though.

u/alittlesofter · 2 pointsr/chastity
u/notmypornaccount13 · 2 pointsr/chastitytraining

It’s super heavy. I definitely recommend wearing something that will support you.

u/fqrh · 1 pointr/sex

I agree with Lmn_41: you probably want to figure out how to cause her to have an orgasm.

Vibrators work. Get one that adjusts in intensity - the right intensity is different for different women. If it plugs into the wall, one way to adjust the intensity is to use an extension cord with a built in dimmer switch in-between. Hitachi Magic Wands work well, but without the dimmer switch it is too intense for my wife.If you don't trust the electrical safety of that situation, there are fine battery powered vibrators.

And if you get that to work reliably and are bored with it, try removing the vibrator once her orgasm is clearly underway. Her reaction will not be boring.

u/El_Wild · 1 pointr/NSFWIAMA

as many girls love this i would say Hitachi Magic Wand, i am not a female so cant say whats the feeling but according to there faces its wonderful

u/Elephant_on_Stilts · 1 pointr/gadgets

little NSFW but recently purchased a Hitachi Magic Wand. The product is amazing and my wife loves it. Adds another dimension to the bedroom.

u/kandre24 · 1 pointr/RoastMe
u/thejennadaisy · 1 pointr/sex

So you're a woman, right? I'm just going to assume this based on the fact that you want a vibe and not a fleshlight or something.

Vibes are not something you should skimp on. Make sure you get something made of 100% silicone (usually a little pricier) because other materials like plastic can harbor nasty bacteria and can cause you lots of vagina problems.

If you're looking for something that will absolutely blow your mind - go for a hitatchi magic wand. It's not discreet in any way - it's super loud and pretty big - but a lot of women swear by it. This blogger even wrote a comic about it.

u/TwoDeuces · 1 pointr/pics

Is that a tiny Hitachi Magic Wand that locust is using to get himself off with?

u/CalicoFox · 1 pointr/AskWomen

Do you own a Hitachi Magic Wand? If not, then don't give up on masturbation just yet...

If you do, I'm sorry. I've been single for nearly ten years now... :(

u/out_with_the_rubbish · 1 pointr/sex

This may be a little too far out for ou guys, but if you buy a hitachi wand, you can buy a harness that will hold it in place so that both her hands and your hands would be able to focus on other things. Unfortunately, there are no harness products out there for other brands of vibrators (I've spent hours looking), so it'd have to be that kind of vibe. On the plus side, check out the reviews for the hitachi magic wand. I'm a big advocate for nice vibrators, even though they are often more expensive.

u/scrappydappydoo · 1 pointr/TwoXChromosomes
u/danisaacs · 1 pointr/Nexus
u/CherryCherry5 · 1 pointr/intrusivethoughts
u/Beer_Is_So_Awesome · 1 pointr/sex

As in the gold standard for sex toys at a bargain price.

u/IAmVeryStupid · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Hi. Buy this. Orgasms aren't too complicated. I promise.

u/Master2u · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Hitachi Magic Wand, This should do the trick.

u/Herak · 1 pointr/IAmA

I believe that is the recommended route from r/sex to all these type of posts.

u/paulpinecone · 1 pointr/incest

To clean, soap and water then dip in rubbing alcohol you can get at the drugstore.

Battery vibes go through batteries fast. Get your own batteries and use them when you play so you won't wear out hers or she'll know.

But if you really want to good toy, you should go for a plug in vibe mail order. Easy to do:

u/Ntopper · 1 pointr/videos

Were at a disadvantage because we can't just re-purpose a "massager" like ladies can and need specialized equipment.

u/arachnophilia · 1 pointr/OkCupid

here's some $50 science that will actually get a woman off.

u/microcosmic5447 · 1 pointr/NSFW_GIF

So that site may or may not be an authentic Magic Wand distributor, but it's definitely not "Hitachi's site". For one, they say in their "About" page that they're a "California-based retailer" that has been around for "10+ years". Hitachi, of course, is a huge Japanese company, and the Magic Wand alone has been around for fifty years.

And again, the name Hitachi is no longer associated with the product. The Magic Wand is made by Vibratex, and distributed by a bunch of people, but Hitachi themselves have nothing to do with it anymore. So it would be strange that "" would be the definitive website for the product. You'll also notice that the Amazon page you linked has a total of two reviews, and they're not awesome. Again, not a great sign that this is the authentic listing for the world's most popular and iconic vibrator.

Now, in general, it's a really bad idea to buy sex toys on Amazon. Amazon is known in this industry for being full of fake, counterfeit, or even used products. However, if we're talking Amazon, I'd point you towards this listing, which at least points out that the item is made by Vibratex, and is far more heavily trafficked and reviewed. I do acknowledge that the title of that page "misleadingly" uses the word Hitachi, although the clarify in the description that it's "now known simply as the Magic Wand". When looking at any of the well-known reputable toy retailer websites though, either online ones like SheVibe or hybrid online/brick-n-mortar like Adam&Eve, notice that none of them refer to the item in any meaningful way as the Hitachi, except to say in their descriptions that the item "used to be known as the Hitachi Magic Wand".

u/Myphoneacco · 1 pointr/forcedorgasms
u/sexyfuntimes · 1 pointr/sex

My wife loves this one. It's fantastic for gspot, clit stimulation, and makes her squirt like nothing else. Our girlfriend liked it so much she got her own. It's hard plastic so easy to clean and fine with any kind of lube.

The hitachi is the other main tool in our arsenal. Plugs into the wall, super strong, well known in the kink community as the way to get a woman off. It's a bit bulky for PIV but it's workable. It also has a bunch of attachments for different kinds of stimulation.

u/goelz83 · 1 pointr/sex
u/BaylisAscaris · 1 pointr/sex
  • Tantus sells really nice dildos and vibrators. (Check out their grab bag section for discounts. Anything with a curve to the end or ridges will feel great on the g-spot) They are silicone. You want to get silicone, stainless steel, glass, or ceramic. Other materials are porous or can contain harmful chemicals. If you get a dildo out of another material, be sure to use a condom over it. You can also get a bunch of cheap condoms on Amazon and use them for easy cleanup.
  • Fruits and veggies or really anything phallic shaped can become a dildo. Banana, carrot, daikon, cucumber, zuchini, squash, parsnip, etc. Hard veggies can be carved into any shape. You can use a carrot or potato peeler to carve them. Use a condom over them.
  • Hitachi is a powerful vibrator (cheapest I've seen is $40 when it's on sale). This is my favorite thing in the universe. I know a ton of women who thought they couldn't have an orgasm until they tried it, and now they can cum in under a minute as many times as they want. Some people don't like vibrations, or don't like strong vibrations, so you may want to find a $10 vibrator and see if you like it first. Amazon is a great place to buy sextoys and you can read the reviews first.
  • Water pressure is how a lot of women have their first orgasm. If you have a detachable showerhead with a massage setting, try it on your clit while you stimulate your g-spot. You can also use jacuzzi jets.

u/ishitwhataburger · 1 pointr/AskMen

The ladies out there may be able to attest to this, but there can only be one. (NSFW)

Anything else is just a novelty.

A surprise might be fun, or you can tell her that you're buying it for her. The anticipation is kind of fun too.

u/sarahbobera · 1 pointr/cardsagainsthumanity
u/mariesoleil · 1 pointr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

Have you ever felt how strong a vibrator meant for masturbation is? They are half (or less) as strong as a "massager." For example this can get me off quite quickly.

u/whatwouldscoobydo · 1 pointr/sex

I know a lot of people who like Hitachis since they're a lot stronger, vibrating wise. I also know you can buy different "heads" to put on them for insertion and stuff like that. :]

u/bravenewgurl · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

While it doesn't fulfill the desire for a man's touch, I will say that the magic wand is a magnificent masturbation tool. It's a little pricey but way worth it. Nothing with batteries can match it's vibrating power. Stay safe and good luck! Cheers!

u/verywidebutthole · 1 pointr/sex
u/AssholeBot9000 · 1 pointr/relationship_advice

The magic wand is not a dildo and no dildo is the magic wand.

u/bacon_cakes · 1 pointr/AskReddit

"My girlfriend suggests you try one of these. She hadn't had an orgasm either until she discovered the wonder of the "Magic Wand." I'm kind of jealous of it, tbh."

My highest-grossing comment and it a.) wasn't my idea, and b.) about a sex toy that's not even mine :/

u/rbot1 · 1 pointr/sex

Is it This one? I did a quick Google search....

If I could spend $150 right now, which toy would you recommend? I know I said $50 in my original post, but that number was really extrapolated from very little research.

u/daile · 1 pointr/sex

As for the first question, I don't think it would be weird to buy her a sex toy, especially if you two have been dating for a while and have a happy, active sex life. (If you've only been going out for a few weeks or if she seems really shy about sex, though, you may want to reconsider. However, since she already mentioned wanting one, I think it would be fine if you got her one.)

As for your second question -- I think you should either go for a rabbit vibrator or a Hitachi Magic Wand. Both models are extremely popular, both make great "beginner" vibrators, and you can easily find them for $50 or under. The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the best vibrators on the market and is very, very, very popular (hell, just read some of the comments on the Amazon page!), so I'm quite sure she'll get some good use out of that one.

You might want to try casually bringing up the subject of sex toys in conversation one night soon and see what she says. Maybe she has a specific model in mind.

u/BipolarType1 · 1 pointr/sex

This is the single best vibrator ever made. My wife has a number of expensive exotic vibes, but this is the one she uses every time. Guaranteed orgasm in 5min or less.

u/fairwayks · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/animalnature · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/BigBlackHungGuy · 1 pointr/funny

The Amazon Reviews are better than 50 shades of grey.

u/BMFochouno · 1 pointr/BDSMcommunity

Yep? Link for clarification.. There is also an attachment that looks like Gonzos nose that does wonders.

Edit: Looks like /u/kinkshiftworker has a link to the whole shebang.

u/cecinestpasreddit · 1 pointr/needadvice

I know this isn't exactly what you want to hear from a stranger on the internet, but This Would be good.

Its discreet, its multifunctional, and its very. very. effective.

u/Demus666 · 1 pointr/sex

in return for your awesome pics...

I'd suggest a Hitachi Magic Wand ...there are reviews all over the internet eg

Some find it too strong, the girl I bought it for did at first but then loved it with all her heart (/pussy). She loved it so much was horrified at the thought it would ever go away.

You just hold it against yourself for the best results, apparently (although there are stuff you can add to it)...I know you're probs afters something penetrative but seriously, buy one. They are godlike.

Was so good my gf made me come with it in seconds, just from the vibrations. Hope it goes well if you do get one:)

u/suey · 1 pointr/
u/diamondshark · 1 pointr/hardwareswap

> - Non phallic appearance

> - Electric for constant, powerful vibration

Oh really now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

u/postapocalyptictribe · 1 pointr/TwoXSex

I found it late in life but my favorite is this lovely here. Be warned though, it's as loud as a jack hammer.

If you want something that won't wake your roommates or cause you embarrassment during room checks you could get a "personal messager" from Wal-Mart that works pretty well.

u/myiuki · 1 pointr/cripplingalcoholism

Have some toys for her. This will get her screaming in no time, especially if she's never used it before. For added pleasure, snag this as well.

Bonus: if you find a girl who really likes toys, she'll come back.

u/Pat_ron · 1 pointr/sex

Amazon has then for around the same price there's one for $61 that comes with two attachments also.

Hitachi Magic Wand Massager

If you have amazon Prime it's free two day shipping. If you don't have prime and are a student they have a prime trial membership you can take advantage of.

u/valicat · 1 pointr/AskReddit

With $3 left over!

I think the daisy isn't included, though.

u/lakelady · 1 pointr/sex
u/hayllyn · 1 pointr/BDSMcommunity

Use a vibrator. This (and similar models) is my favorite:

Warning: "low" setting is SUPER high, so i'd recommend a towel between her body and the vibe for the first few times if you want to ease her into it-- otherwise, just press it against her clit and watch her go wild.

u/lollercoaster611 · 1 pointr/NeedyCunts

Personally, I'm a Lelo whore. I own 2 Lelo vibrators, and they are the Lily and the Gigi 2. The Lily is perfect for clit stimulation for me, and the Gigi is a fantastic g-spot vibrator; however, everyone's anatomy is different. When I want extra sensation when doing things aside from laying in bed and going to town, Luna beads are actually quite fantastic.

That being said, I have two even further recommendations, though the above are amazing. I give to you the Stronic Eins, the toy that actually fucks you. I know it's steep. But my. god. It's worth it. Trust me on it. And of course, the never over-rated Magic Wand. If you've never used one of these, take yourself down to a sex shop and just ask to feel one on; they'll be more than happy to oblige.

If you have any questions about any of this, or want more info or advice, just comment here or PM me. Sex toys are a passion for my needy cunt.

u/TheKittenButcher · 1 pointr/WTF

Amazon sells them for about $50. Still a great deal, OP! Gross.

u/myult1mateischarging · 1 pointr/myult1mateischarging

I found the link to the one I ordered! Thank you for the birthday wish. :)

u/Upper90175 · 1 pointr/pokemontrades
u/FrumpySnu · 1 pointr/sex

I would suggest a older man, tend to pay more attention to the lady than just getting off.

Also from reading on here, this seems to work as well. "Massager"

u/IRISistable · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My outfit of choice would be this. I am a criminal justice major working at a police department, so I would get a major kick out of it. Not with fishnet stockings though, just plain black stockings.

I have a thing for shoes. I would wear these bad boys

The first song would be this, then my second song would be this, even though it has nothing to do with policing. I just love that song. And then finally this song.

My name would be Lily. But that's officer Lily to you.

And finally, I would buy this.

u/vaginapalace · 1 pointr/sex

Experiment, explore, use your hands, use toys, buy a hitachi (It will be the best gift you've ever given yourself, the gift of endless orgasms on demand). Spend some time figuring out what you like and what gets you off. Once you know how to achieve consistent orgasms on your own and feel confident and comfortable with yourself, it will be easier to orgasm with someone else.

Men can not read your mind, you have to guide your partner and show him how to get you off. The most straightforward way to direct your partner is to tell your partner what you need, when you need it (example: "trace a figure 8 over my clit" or "I want you to finger me"). You can also guide your partner's hand by placing yours on top as he touches you to non verbally indicate what kind of pressure or motions you want. Another fun way to demonstrate how you like to be touched is to masturbate in front of your partner.

As for g-spot orgasms, I find the easiest way for me is actually anal play. Like shygal26 said, obsessing over orgasming will not help you achieve it. Just relax, enjoy the sensations, focus on how you're feeling in the moment, and have a fun time.

Cumming at the same time as your partner takes a lot of practice (but it's fun practice!) and is a very wonderful and special experience to share with another person, in part because it's a rare occurrence.

As always, practice makes perfect. Don't forget to have fun!

u/chemcalfarmr · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

MAGIC! and thank you for the contest!

u/garage_cleaner · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

MAGIC and thank you for the contest (○゜ε^○)

u/Cellophane_Girl · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/CooJenFake · 1 pointr/sex

Hitachi Magic Wand is nice, my wife loves it, and this one is her favorite. Great vibrator, very slim and the vibrator unit is right in the tip which lays right next to her G-spot which drives her nuts.

We got her a double ended 12 inch, 6 inch diameter dildo one time because she wanted to try it and she fucking hated it. She thought it was way too big, and way long.
Which was OK with me because there is no way I'm living up to a 12 incher with a 6 inch diameter. LOL

u/piephantom · 1 pointr/CumFromAnal

I've had good results with the Aneros Progasm (very hard) and with these two: (glass, very hard) (vibrates, flexible in the shaft, should use a condom over it even though it says body-safe)

A lot of it is about angling things right. For me, it feel like my prostate is right around the base of my cock, so if I point the dildo there and rub gently, I start to feel tingling, then waves of pleasure, and so on.

u/themadthinker · 1 pointr/sex

The Doc Johnson 7-function Remote Wireless Egg. We dropped about $50 on this thing at a store, with incredibly high hopes. Come on, isn't that meant to be an incredible fantasy? Being able to turn on a vibrator across the room — at home, while shopping, at parties? The ideas ran wild! Unfortunately, it was a complete and utter disappointment in every way measurable by a human being. In addition to needing extremely hard to find batteries, it barely worked. Once inserted, the signal almost never got through. I'd be sitting there pressing the button, and without my girlfriend telling me, I had no idea if I'd just turned it on or off, or if the vibration had changed, or what. It was a complete crapshoot, and a full 75% of the time pressing the button did nothing. We tried new batteries, and that didn't help either. Unfortunately, we weren't able to return it, and Doc Johnson required us to pay to ship it back if there were problems, so it's sitting in a drawer, glaring at us with its beady, hateful LED.

Funnily enough, one of the best toys we've run into is by the same company, the Doc Johnson Lucid Dream #14. Affordable, decently powerful, quiet, and perfect for g-spot stimulation. Instant hit.

u/dammit_need_account · 1 pointr/sex

Anything Lelo is wonderful. If I were to buy a new Lelo toy my first choice would be the Ina 2. The Liv 2 is great and the Gigi 2 is also great. Lelo also has a rechargable vibrating cock ring that I'm tempted by but I haven't looked at any reviews yet.

As someone else mentioned the wevibe tango is great to incorporate into sex because it's small and powerful (tho imo it's not great for solo use cause it's not a penetrative toy).

I just saw this toy mentioned on another thread and the Amazon reviews are really good (lol... " the first time I used this on my wife she orgasmed so hard she peed herself"). I think I'm going to get it next.

Oh, edit - for a cheap toy this one is pretty good. My bf used to use this on me all the time before it broke and fun times were had.

u/CherriCola · 1 pointr/SexToys

On Amazon, inexpensive, and vibrations

I think this one fits the bill:

u/Batousghost · 1 pointr/sex May not meet all your specifications, but I have gifted this, to several people. They loved it. Also, as it is Amazon, I feel it meets your need of discretion.

u/HighestViolet · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Morthy Demands:
[tea] ( for impersonating an old posh Englishman. (main wishlist)

[giant carton of goldfish] ( I would never want to be seen in public with such a large container of goldfish that I would most definitely eat all of myself. (main wishlist)

[pretty phallic looking] ( self explanatory hehe (NSFW wishlist)

Akeleie demands:
[yoda funko] ( definitely geeky (but cute! Main wishlist)
[zumba game for wii] ( will help me lose weight, a new goal! (Video Game wishlist)
[water is important on a deserted island] ( that filtered water bottle would come in mighty handy! (main wishlist)

Thanks for the contest guys!

u/1throwawayorgasm · 1 pointr/AskWomen

I am a pretty experienced in toy use and tend to prefer a strong workhorse tool. I have a HW but it just doesn't go the places I need it to go and rarely use it for that purpose. I prefer this.
What is it about the Hitachi that everyone loves so much?

u/moonsoverhammi · 1 pointr/sex

Doc Johnson Lucid Dream 14 - Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator - Multi-Speed Vibrations - Made of Flexible, Odorless, and Body-Safe TPR Material - Women's Health Award Winner - Purple

This was my first vibe and my companion from age 17-22. I mainly use my magic wand now, but still pull this guy out as an insertable sometimes. Fair warning, I burned through AA batteries really quickly.

u/another_one_gonewild · 1 pointr/sex

Damn, that's a heavy-duty sex toy there! I don't know of anything stronger - maybe the Hitachi Wand?

Because of the angle, I'd think about maybe having her hold it upside down, with the handle on her belly button and legs in the air so you can thrust.

As far as prostate stimulation goes, it depends on what you like. I've always like vibration on the prostate more than simple pressure - in that case, I'd look more at a wand. These look like good choices:

u/Interested2Know · 1 pointr/DreamFuck

You could always get a PO Box and put out a call for dildos and maybe some of clone-a-willys

u/rsn1990 · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting
u/Zardif · 1 pointr/bigdickproblems

Just get a clone-a-willy. Have her pull out the model of your junk and settle it that way.

u/cartoonq · 1 pointr/sex

If it doesn't have to be acrylic I suggest getting a kit like this. You can probably mold it decently enough as it dries.

u/unclefisty · 1 pointr/AskMen

Get a clone a willy kit. Then you can pleasure yourself with a replica of his dick. Could be a win win thing.

u/noancares · 1 pointr/funny
u/JohnEdwa · 1 pointr/Suomi

Tiskin alta sitten clona-a-willy kitti mukaan sopuhintaan niin voi kotona vääntää tulostetta apuna käyttäen mukavamman sauvan.

u/NekoTaleStuckTrash · 1 pointr/sex

I’m in the same situation. I’m not really sure how you could replicate the feeling of being penetrated by him without a dildo. The best advice I can give is to try investing in a Clone-a-Willy. They are fairly expensive compared to some other dildos I’ve seen, but if you’re really just craving your man, that’s what I’d suggest. You can buy one here:

u/garnishwithfrisbees · 1 pointr/sex

Maybe she's most comfortable with your penis? Try a penis mold kit:

I think those are appropriate for a long distance relationship, and it's something you will have crafted for her.

I don't know if that one's any good, just a quick google search brought that one. It's apparently $25, and it sounds like a cute idea for a cute couple.


u/TattooedBacon · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

My gf and I used this:

It works really well and it's from the privacy of home.

u/lasirenexx · 1 pointr/awfuleverything

You can buy kits to make a mold of cocks, so I imagine that you can also find such kits to mold a pussy. As a joke when we were dating, I used Clone-A-Willy to replicate my ex-husband’s dick... it didn’t turn out well and I left it in a cabinet and forgot about it, and when I opened the cabinet a few months later, it had turned green.

u/HakunaWanada · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

But she totally could with this , or make a glow in the dark one . Also, there is a lady version. I gave the first one as bachelorette gift once, turned out great she said.

u/kinsey-3 · 1 pointr/sex

You could try getting one of these Clone-a-Willy kits.

you can make a mold of your junk & turn if into a vibrating dildo. I tried this with a previous SO once & it was silly & memorable fun

u/phillyfanjd1 · 1 pointr/AskRedditAfterDark

Take it to the next level with this

u/quest4thesimulation · 1 pointr/NoStupidQuestions

If you feel so inclined to make yourself a mold of yourself

u/s2xtreme4u · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I figured since you said tickle your pickle that this would fit right it:

I need me some weener soap

And welcome to RAOA, its a pretty great place

u/GoonCommaThe · 1 pointr/funny

You better tell Amazon. Get back to me after you sent your complaint. Make sure to get screenshots for the karma.

u/yukifan01 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.

On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.


EDIT: I forgot to add this soap

u/GORELORD187 · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting
u/Lucky-LaRue · 1 pointr/TotalReddit
u/Bob49459 · 1 pointr/funny
u/Past_Acknowledged · 1 pointr/exmormon
u/NuclearSky · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Because your username is relevant. Hopefully that makes you laugh :D

For me.

u/swampfish · 1 pointr/funny

It is $5.97 at Amazon.

u/faithnna · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Happy Cake Day!

Been dying to have these.

u/gonewildecat · 1 pointr/SexToys

Can't say enough about Sportsheets Under Bed Restraints

Very easy to use, and to hide. And you can figure out lots of different positions.

u/hoppenscooter · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

You look better with the lights off.

Well, I'm probably a leg man, but I love alllll parts of the ladies. I love my gf's legs in particular because they're amazing, but also so ticklish. Its so much fun to tease her.

The missus said she'd really like these, but here's my list so you can pick ;)

u/yellowstuff · 1 pointr/nsfw
u/DavidFTyler · 1 pointr/XMenRP

I motion to the box, in which there are both a heavier set and a more relaxed set of restraints

Th-the heavier ones might be better, mistress.

u/hesjustafriend · 1 pointr/sugarlifestyleforum

I have this under-the-bed restraint kit.

Velcro, portable, and affordable!

u/Andy_Glib · 1 pointr/sex
u/four_toed_dragon · 1 pointr/BDSMcommunity

One of my first purchases was an under-bed restraint kit, very inexpensive. Cuffs are comfortable with velcro fasteners, and hold up pretty well. I still use mine on occasion, although I've bought leather cuffs since then.

u/gandhikahn · 1 pointr/sex

/r/bdsmcommunity would be a good place to check out. Also, I'd say a lot of bondage video stuff online is super crazy hardcore, you don't have to get that deep into it right off the bat, or ever for that matter. Maybe start with a beginners restraint setup and see if you like it. Or look into Shibari <classy rope bondage>

u/SensualAva · 1 pointr/BDSMAdvice

Sportsheets Under The Bed Restraint System

This is the one we use. You can tighten it pretty well where there won't be too much movement.

We also use leather straps/belts if we want less movement.

u/reallyoverit · 1 pointr/amateurbondage

The SportsSheets Under the Bed Restraint system is a great starting place.

u/Dearerstill · 1 pointr/sex

Likely. For instance.

u/kemph_raw · 1 pointr/sex

I have those, and they will work with any bed regardless of headboard etc. They just go under the bed and you have 4 cuffs at each corner of the bed. They are AWESOME!

edit: someone else already posted this down below... that's what I get for jumping the gun

u/use_me_please · 1 pointr/sex

I have a similar question as the OP. I am thinking of buying this but have no imagination of what positions we can try with this. I was hoping to find a series of images that depict everything you could do with a system like this.

Anyone have any experience with this product?

u/Oneiropticon · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This is my list, and these are my favorite item on it currently available without finding an updated version of it, because sometimes I'm just not interested in taking the time for the knots. all the hanky-panky fun with much less effort.

u/Stefi_Sovosa · 1 pointr/sissyhypno

Amazon sells this. Should work like a charm!

You plug the Sawzall into the remote, and plug the remote into your power supply.

u/yeahnotmymainaccount · 1 pointr/SexToys

I have used a regular resistive (lamp cord dimmer $8 Home Depot) for years without any issues. Start it on full power then turn it down. There are other types of dimmers which can maintain the voltage. Search 'types of dimmers'.

There is a controller made for the Hitachi.

It may be an over priced resistive switch. I don't really know. Read about controlling a ceiling fan motor with a dimmer switch. Same issues apply.

u/Jurph · 1 pointr/TrollXChromosomes

You want to get a dimmer switch with the right circuitry to gently reduce the current draw rather than just cut the voltage -- or possibly it's the other way around? It's been over a decade since I took circuits, and I got a C. So I can't think of a great analogy but it's sort of like the difference between using the volume knob on an old record player, or putting a thumb on the turntable to slooow dooown the muuusic. You'll get "less music" both ways, but one of them is really bad for the hardware. And trust me, you're going to want "less music" at first.

Unfortunately the 'right circuitry' can be much more expensive. A normal dimmer switch is $5.00. This one is more like $20 but won't damage the motor.

(Q: "Wait, why do I need a dimmer?"
A: "Here, try it without."

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u/barkbitch · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I have a Hitachi Magic Wand, for simple massages of course, and this speed controller would come in handy. Or... this LED shower head color changer isn't technically NSFW, but reminds of something one would find in a brothel.

u/RangeRover1948 · 1 pointr/sex

You can get a speed controller to dial in just the amount of power to the magic wand you want.

Harbor Freight sells the same thing as a router controller.

u/acydetchx · 1 pointr/sex

Here you go. I haven't gotten it yet, so I can't speak to how well it works, but people say it does. I was pretty shocked with how powerful it was, sort of disappointing. We can't use the damn thing!

u/Doctor_Banjo · 1 pointr/SexToys

Wand Massager Speed Controller for Hitachi Wand

u/retix · 1 pointr/sex

I was looking at this:

Turns out it isn't made by Hitachi and the reviews are really bad for it.

u/IrreleventPerson · 1 pointr/asktransgender

I don't have anything yet, but people recommended lamp dimmers before.

Alternatively, there's also this but I'm not sure how much it's worth.

u/tankgirl977 · 1 pointr/sex

You can also buy a controller, like this one that slows the vibration way down, and as an owner of both, I recommend highly.

u/myopinionisvalid · 1 pointr/sex

Get it with the seperate speed control so she can adjust it to her needs.

u/SingleChain · 1 pointr/SexToys

They come in many shapes, sizes and colours. You'd be very surprised 😅
Of course, there are ones that have a more "realistic" look to them. If that's something you're looking for.
Maybe something like this?

u/bubonictonic · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals
u/readnweep · 1 pointr/OkCupid

he has one of these

u/Toxic-Police · 1 pointr/RoastMe

Found the girlfriend

u/alexpsyched · 1 pointr/AskReddit

I was gonna suggest a fleshlight but then I saw that you are married, so I'll definitely recommend you investing in one to last the long haul.

u/Rebel_Porcupine · 1 pointr/AMA

Well, for when the sex isn't available, you might want to know about this:

u/AllAbtThtBrunchLife · 1 pointr/sex

I think he means like a fleshlight.

u/nroberts666 · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/TimmayTheTurtle · 1 pointr/AskReddit

I can not think of any other masturbation "toy" for males at all besides a fleshlight.

u/Arx0s · 1 pointr/WTF

Dude... you could have bought a Fleshlight for cheaper... not that I would know.

u/Long_Dick_Guru · 1 pointr/promos

The best gift I ever received ?

Well it must have been on my 19th birthday, as I was entering my house after a long day at work I saw all of my friends, family, and my girlfriend at my house to surprise me.

My girlfriend managed to give me the best gift I've got up to that point.
Her head game is on point.

Edit: Almost forgot what I wanted, I know I don't really need it but I'm just a greedy bastard

u/ireferencepsychology · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Male, 23. 2 girls.

And this a few times.

u/gwot0412 · 1 pointr/Military

tenga egg masturbation gel assister

It make look odd but my husband liked these. Very discreet looking. Can use more than once. Said they feel like the real thing. I found them at a local adult store. I forgot all about these til I saw your post. Will have to order him some for his upcoming trip.

u/Eabryt · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I don't really know what these are but they've been suggested a few times, so I feel like they'd be kinda cool, although they may result in some questions from my father. hahaha

u/pet_the_puppy · 1 pointr/nova
u/VaginalKnives · 1 pointr/sex

I personally think a Fleshlight is worth it, but I am not a guy. I like to use it on my husband. It looks pretty much like a flashlight to the uninitiated.

Other guys enjoy Tenga eggs, which are much cheaper but limited use.

Don't underestimate the pleasure of lubrication.

If your GF hassles you for it, just own it like a boss. It's nothing to be ashamed of. You're using a tool instead of cheating on her. It's a penis massager to get rid of unpleasant tension, just like people have back massagers for back tension. My household has equal opportunities in toy ownership. Both my husband and I have sex toys and use them alone or together.

*Edited for Tenga egg link

u/wont_tell_i_refuse_ · 1 pointr/OkCupid

I use a Tenga Egg to avoid death grip. Just saying.

But yeah, just know that he finds you sexy. It's not you, it's literally just how he holds his dick when he masturbates.

And B.C. is probably your best option. It's all but impossible to beat death grip when you have to use a condom. Give him some good lovin' and hope he doesn't go back to the habit.

u/elizzybeth · 1 pointr/TwoXChromosomes

My boyfriend and I bought each other sex toys for Valentine's Day.

You could consider buying him a Tenga Egg (Amazon link, pretty SFW) or something similar and use it when you're together to help him see that sex toys are not something big and scary or a replacement for him but rather a bit of spice for a healthy sexual relationship.

u/glorious_failure · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Like I said though, one is not enough. I strongly suggest you order at least three or four. My first broke quickly.

u/tenachiasaca · 1 pointr/ems

invest in these op. They are small and discreet and you can use them more than once if you are so inclined.

u/barracudamuscle · 1 pointr/flying

If your tight on space get a NSFW Tenga Egg

u/onlykindofahoe · 1 pointr/sex

I googled “putty dick” lmao. But also I found something called the Tenga egg? Is that what it is?

u/Zazetsumei · 1 pointr/EDC

Here you go, my dude. You could easily fit one of these in your pocket every day or perhaps find a way to attach them to your keychain. Maybe a leather holder, perhaps?
They even come with their own lube in them, so you don't have to worry about that.

Happy fapping!

u/blessthrow · 1 pointr/sex

you could try an alternative toy like a tenga egg. my girlfriend got it for me a while back and i've enjoyed it. i think its a lot easier to clean than a fleshlight, because you can practically flip it inside out.

u/extraperson1988 · 1 pointr/sex

i just bought their "sampler" yesterday! amazon prime shipping should be here today:

dunno how good they are yet but they look pretty fun.

u/FuckKendorsGetMoney · 1 pointr/LGBTeens

I'm a guy and I love my vibrator

Not really a fan of dildos because I don't like stuff in my butt

I've heard great things about the tenga egg if you're not into butt stuff (which I don't blame you)

u/pheret87 · 1 pointr/news
u/Wiltron · 1 pointr/theydidthemath

I'm going to one-up /u/kittenz23 because I can, but also because I think doing degrees and figuring out angles and what not is the easy way out :P

Just how many men/women would be required to make a full circle enclosed orgy where everyone is getting it up the hoo-ha?

Let's use Doc Johnson's Great American Challenge as a working dildo, and assume that everyone has one of these. That's 15.5" in total height, and that's including the base and what not. Let's round that down to 15 even, just for mathematical simplicity.

A quick Google search tells me that the Earth's circumference at the Equator is 40,075 km.

Using data found here I can see that the average male hip thickness, with butt cheeks and everything, is 15". The average female is 16", due to larger hips and usually a larger butt (giggity).

So, 15+15, carry the two.. is 30. Some more fun with Wolfram gives me the following results:

5.26×10^7 inches of total people wearing dildos, touching tip to corn hole, to reach around the world at the equator. Let's go one deeper shall we? Pun totally intended because I have the mentality of a 5 year old

The average human colon is 4-6 inches in "depth", but let's average that out to 5. Elasticity of the colon wall is about 135%, which means it can accommodate "something" just under 12" before serious risk of tearing occurs. Let's assume that it's an even 12" again for math's sake, but HOLY CRAP.. the total length of our dildo is 15.5" remember? Well the end bit, the bit that "hangs low and wobbles too and fro" is 3.5" in thickness.. that means we can literally go balls to the wall (or corn hole) with this experiment!

Now we're down to 15" in thickness per human, each with 12" of dong stuck up their bum, and the thickness of the remaining 3.5" is compressed between the slap happy sound of butt cheeks colliding with hip bones.

1,052,000,000 humans required. We have enough.

u/damndaewoo · 1 pointr/WTF

fuck that guy, fuck him with a razor blade covered Doc Johnson.

u/PinkClaydoh · 1 pointr/funny

And you guys will never know the Great American Challenge NSFWNSFWNSFW.

u/meld_like_you · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/jscythe · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

You Ma'am have not met the Great American Challenge. And yes, that thing is 15" tall. Put a light bulb on it and you could use it as a table lamp.

u/I_cut_my_own_jib · 1 pointr/funny
u/smokerising · 1 pointr/wallstreetbets
u/itsbentheboy · 1 pointr/casualiama

I think it's called "The Great American Challenge" (Links to product for those of you at work)

I used to work Amazon Phones... Dildos in every order...

u/Flameninja00 · 1 pointr/RoastMyCar
u/octopus_from_space · 1 pointr/TrollXChromosomes
u/BaconGobblerT_T · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/no_talent_ass_clown · 1 pointr/sex

Get some toys, yo.

A Hitachi Magic Wand with an attachment for him. Lube it up, use it on him, get him close, then let him penetrate you. Or not. They don't call it 'the sledgehammer of love' for nothing.

u/Cacts · 1 pointr/tifu
u/lclanier · 1 pointr/asktransgender

If you can rule out other health conditions by going to a doctor, maybe you simply have sensitive skin and the intensity of the vibration is irritating you. Perhaps adding some/more lube to the head of your hitachi might help?

There are also some attachments you can look at; perhaps the texture or materials used to make the head of the wand is irritating you. These attachments in particular come to mind:

u/Qikdraw · 1 pointr/sex

There is also a jack-off attachment called the 'hummingbird'.

u/averybadthyme · 1 pointr/FemdomCommunity

Here is the list of parts with links (from canada so, but shouldn't be too hard to find the same parts)

- Wooden stool

- Fishing rod holder

- 4 eye-bolts (2 for the hands, two for the feet), cause it wouldn't be as fun if the sub could get away ;)

- 2 L-brackets and a wooden board (I just went with some scrap baseboard I had) (to secure the fishing rod holder under the seat (will need a few bolt and screws for this)

- Magic wand (got mind off pink cherry since they often have 40% off sales so it ended up being quite inexpensive

- Short period repeat cycle timer (This is what brings the constant tease and denial aspect)

- Speed controller (I went with an inline fan/duct one, it's the exact same thing than the one branded for the magic wand, but less expensive)

- Magic wand attachment


Took about 20 minutes to make. If you already have the magic wand, it's not too expensive of a project. The timer is the most expensive part, but it's totally worth the investment.

u/ohboysextoy · 1 pointr/SexToys

Will be buying one myself, trying to choose so have looked at some reviews. If anyone's tried them, ideally more than one, please post your opinion.
Firm material, painful for some. I think I'd like soft for less chafing.
Too tight for some. I'm about 4.9" around so not sure.
Firm material.
Too tight for some.
Soft material. Maybe this means less rough on skin, but weaker vibrations.
Sometimes falls of the wand.

I'm planning to try the third one, Wand Essentials.

u/UnpopularCrayon · 1 pointr/gay

I got one, but it was so strong that I could only use it for 10 seconds before it was all over. Get one that has adjustable speed settings :-)

And then you can get attachments for it kind of like this

u/mystealthfap · 1 pointr/SexToys

If you wanted to stick with the wand, you could get something like this.

u/I_accidently_words · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Thats something you buy after years of experience, and isn't very unisex.

Edit: There are some cool attachments:

u/siren_sailor · 1 pointr/sex

I used this only once so far since I got it recently. I couldn't get fully erect at the time, so I can't fully report on it, but I thought is has potential.

u/Ligress · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I'd really, really like this because I'm single and never owned one before!!

u/8inwoody · 1 pointr/sissyhypno
u/SouthernGecko · 1 pointr/gaymersgonewild

Mine would kill you, it's a stretcher
SexFlesh Rebellious Ryan 9 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup

u/cookie_dough84 · 1 pointr/CumFromAnal

Thanks guys, especially @tantricsuck, for the detailed feedback. It's interesting that you mentioned about the revo, in a sucky not-good way, because I was leaning to get it next month (yes, even sex toy need a budget, else I will go bankrupt :p). If only the Pro Homme doesn't have those crazy spiky bloody bits, it would be perfect :(

From my limited experience, I feel like the tip need to have a lot of contact area so it can hit my prostate. That was why the Aneros didn't work. They make it so it only hit an exact spot and will work for most, not all, people physic.

Loki Wave, and Spartan: they look interesting, although I'm worried they may not work. @idrawvaginas, can you give more review? did you achieve orgasm or hand-free cum with it :)?

njoy pure wand: I haven't tried it yet for the reason you mentioned, as I suspected it's easier for couple play

Lelo Hugo: Does it vibrate on the top or just the bottom. My issue with vibration is they usually vibrate at the base, what's good is that for me :(?

I also look at the dildo, was contemplating this consider many reviews mention about prostate :p. Or this

If only they let us try and return or exchange :(

EDIT: Or maybe I just save up for the Sybian lol? The vids at CumClinic look so hot

u/Mr_Moo_Moo · 1 pointr/BadDragon

Here's the dildo I had
What would you recommend based on my experience?

u/cormickmick1 · 1 pointr/SexToys

Sorry to tack on but didn’t want to make a separate post. Any recommended body safe alternatives to this?

Love the size, shape, suction cup and firmness but am not sure if it’s a safe material.

u/death_hawk · 1 pointr/canadaguns

I should hope so considering that they sell them...

u/dildobuttdick · 1 pointr/Sissies

Is that a [Rebellious Ryan?]( I own the same one. It was great at first, but after a year I've found it makes my ass burn :(

u/SHIT_KICKING_DICK · 1 pointr/videos

I'll do you one better. 6-8 gallons for $19

u/lamamaloca · 1 pointr/askgaybros

If you just run out a lot, look into J-lube. It is actually for veterinary medicine, often recommended for anal play. You buy it as a concentrated powder to mix with water. One bottle makes 6-8 gallons of lube when reconstituted.

u/solidad · 1 pointr/sex
u/ObscuredIntent · 1 pointr/ploungeafterdark

No lube?! So I haven't tried BD lube (Though I want to), but I have tried J-Lube. J-Lube is pretty good stuff. Mix it yourself to your tastes.

u/all_the_sex · 1 pointr/IAmA

That's a terrible deal on lubricant. Buy J-lube instead. You get better prices on this site or this site.

u/floppyseconds · 1 pointr/SexToys

J-Lube, which is just the dry material, thus its much cheaper and you can change the viscosity as you like. Use a small bottle with a dispenser. You should then empty and clean the bottle regularly (every month should be ok) as it doesn't contain any anti-bacterial and anti-fungal stuff.

u/Fruitblood23 · 1 pointr/GetMotivated

I think this is more [J-Lube]( OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz territory. It's a mix-it-yourself obstetrical lube for farmers (for birthin' cows and whatnot), but extremely popular with gay men.

u/ImBadAtUsernames22 · 1 pointr/SexToys
u/neverendingpet · 1 pointr/BadDragon

I did the same - it is by far my favourite lube! I find it's good for everything; anal, jerking off, my Girlfriend even said it's good for vaginal and She does NOT like the feeling of other lubes in Her pussy so I feel that speaks volumes about the quality of BD's cumlube.

If you're super price conscious then I'd suggest J-lube as an alternative. It comes in a bottle as a powder and you mix it yourself with water. Depending on how often you play and how much lube you use, one bottle could last you well over a year or even two!

u/idontlikeanal · 1 pointr/sextips

I have read this is the best stuff out there. J-Lube OB Lubric.Pwd 10Oz

It’s a powder that you mix with water and can make it to the consistency you desire. I still have yet to try it.

u/GnomeChomski · 1 pointr/funny

That stuff is way overpriced. Buy this. 1oz makes about 3 liters.

u/_SnesGuy · 1 pointr/tifu

or the more economical solution j-lube Made for veterinarians and farms, It's some of the best lube I've ever used. Here's a faq

u/hornironi · 1 pointr/fleshlight

I just got the fleshlight ice recently too, and ya it was super sticky but I read that if you dust the outside with plain cornstarch it helps.

i tried it - and it makes the outside feel smooth as silk. used it three times this morning before i rolled out of bed ha, love this clear one cause its hot to see ur cock all up in it filling it with jizz.

actually I just found this, says it's just cornstarch tho, so save your money and just go to the grocery store:

ps. this stuff makes the best lube, they sell it at some sex shops too:

u/beyond_infinity · 1 pointr/bigonewild
u/ILove3ways · 1 pointr/Swingers

There’s a toy called “the other man” that’s basically a multi sided suction dildo mount. You can use that to d.p. Your wife by yourself. You can even role play while you’re doing it. Pretend you’re guiding another man into her and whatnot before adding yourself to the mix. It’s a pretty nice addition to the toy box.

u/Bi4Cox79 · 1 pointr/sarah_xxx

Very sexy! Also you may like this mount.. TOM v2 "The Other Man" Suction Dildo Mount

u/cdta4 · 1 pointr/traps