(Part 2) Best shops according to redditors

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Subtel, huh. Like this?

Those sunglasses are /r/shutupandtakemymoney

Edit: https://www.amazon.com/Deal-Glasses-8-Bit-Pixelated-Sunglasses/dp/B01DNG17MW

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004OKAZVQ/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_OM3FwbQDSV7A7

Enjoy :D

It's a bit spendy.

https://amzn.com/B009Z6IUO8

Feel that. And in college it was the easiest to get away with - as an art major I’d wear shit like paint splattered flared jeans with low cut, skin tight tanks and a fucking belt made out of a SEATBELT (basically this: https://www.amazon.com/Ford-Starburst-Seatbelt-Strap-Color/dp/B002B8BC24) all around Boston. With a messenger bag that I’d drawn cartoons all over with a Sharpee. All the stares, lots of weird attention from men, etc but I’d say fuck it.

Now that I’m in my mid-30s, I spent 3 hours the other day debating buying a knee length pleather skirt and decided it was “too much” and “where would I wear this?”

You could even make them pretty easily yourself. You could get some regular flag pants and convert them pretty easily.

EDIT Or hire someone to make them. Might be easier than finding someone to make them from scratch. I know I would be able to convert a pair a lot easier than make completely new ones

This might do the trick

I gotcha covered.

Programmer Sunglasses

Blinky Blinky Keyboard

I prefer this one.

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=cts_ap_1_vtp

https://www.amazon.com/Made-You-Look-Red-Hat/dp/B07NBR7D54

This is the pair that I purchased

This is a cheaper pair, but they are 100% cotton. And the damn commies love cotton

Edit: Amazon saw what I ordered and immediately bumped me up to free 2 days shipping. I suspect is was out of pure respect

I was in the Army back when we used to always wear black boots. So I've put plenty of miles in these boots. and why I say you may want to look at actual combat boots.

Advantage is that the leather is long lasting and since they were made en-masse they are by definition cheap(as far as quality to price goes). And since they were supposed to be used to wear and tear friendly, they were made so you could easily re-sole them(especially the Corcoran Jump Boots )

Any military base close to you has cobblers (usually attached to a little Korean lady's sew shop) right off post that can re-sole the bottoms, since they are fairly stiff bottomed (steel plate in the sole to prevent punji sticks from piercing foot if stepped on)

Disadvantages: The Corcorans and most military boots have a stiffer ankle area, which you don't like. The ones that are the best for angle mobility are jungle boots They aren't BIFL, but rather BIF 2-3 years before you need to get them re-soled. Many of my friends bought them, then immediately had them re-soled so it would lose the stiff bottom and become a long lasting sneaker...

I preferred the Corcorans listed above, and will be getting a new pair as soon as my bunion surgery gets done.

But you might look at the original "GI Combat Boot"

Splits the difference between ankle mobility of Jungle Boots and BIFL-ness of Corcorans.

Last warning: Fakes / Knock-Offs

Corcorans have always been made by that single manufacturer so you don't need to worry about knockoffs (and they are the best). But the USGI Combat Boots AKA Recruit Boots and the USGI Jungle Boots have had knock off for a long time. Bad stitching, or just shittier quality materials usually. So if you see a pair that is $30-50 or seems too good to be true, pass on it. Most military boots are in the $99-200 range.

Swing by an Army Navy Store and start trying them on.

yup

http://www.amazon.com/Retro-Novelty-Colorful-2-Tone-Glasses/dp/B008ASB7S8

Sorry for the short answer, but I’m fairly certain this already exists? Something like this (although it’s targeted more at cross dressers 😕)

Wait... 14 minutes and still no /u/nightmirrormoon? Lazy pone, probably playing Overwatch.

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There better be a damn good reason you aren't wearing these.

the kramer lobster shirt.

i think thats the one i have, although its not exact, people recognize it as the kramer shirt pretty often when i wear it.

Shaving and medical tape! In addition to this padded underwear. That being said, comfortable isn't a huge goal of mine as I have a very high tolerance for discomfort and pain.

For the discerning tist in your life

https://www.amazon.com/Please-patient-have-autism-Flat/dp/B07559T69G

> Corcoran jump boots
Make sure you get the "original"

http://www.amazon.com/Corcoran-Jump-Boot-M-Mens-Boot/dp/B008M22830

http://www.amazon.com/Internet-Censorship-One-Piece-Novelty-Sunglasses/dp/B009Z6IUO8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413361462&sr=8-1&keywords=Black+Bars+sunglasses

Every twenty lbs I lose I buy a new belt (one like this) because there are so many different designs you can get and there's a few that I really want.

I figure I'll spend a dollar for every lb I lose (and keep off).

ID: https://www.amazon.com/Ueither-Pairs-Vintage-Knitting-Winter/dp/B01N5FYCB4/ref=sr_1_5?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1484613512&sr=1-5&nodeID=7147441011&keywords=mens+thick+wool+crew+winter+socks

Get your shirt pleated (cutting a few inches from the back). Most tailors I worked with generally charge $8-$15. Shirt Garters works too but I don't generally wear it unless I know I'm being photographed or at a formal event. http://www.amazon.com/Black-Military-Straight-Shirt-Stays/dp/B0001XLP9Q/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1313683235&sr=8-3

If you want to wear a tucked in shirt you could get some of these shirt stays. I've used them before and they work great.

Oh shit. They're real

https://www.amazon.com/Deal-Glasses-8-Bit-Pixelated-Sunglasses/dp/B01DNG17MW

Do yourself a huge favor and read the Amazon reviews: https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Pullovers-Tracksuit-X-Large/dp/B078B7LN82/

https://www.amazon.com/Please-patient-have-autism-Flat/dp/B07559T69G

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_193_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=5865AP47H1PMKPXVDD6P

Also if you ever wear tucked in button-down shirts, get a pair of shirt garters. Theyre super cheap but might feel a little odd for the first wear or two but they make a huge difference on how you look. Would always recommend.

Here you go

https://www.amazon.com/Made-You-Look-Red-Hat/dp/B07NBR7D54

Let's kick it up a notch

Mustard Tiger shirt. I'd personally get it a size too small for the person.

I mean, yeah...

He could join the FBI and do the same thing.

Edit: or the TSA for that matter

https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B009Z6IUO8/

That would be hot! Very classic and sexy.

Check this out. If you end up making any bloopers videos ;)

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Power-Grace-T-shirt/dp/B002HJ370W

beautiful.

*wipes away tear

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Pullovers-Tracksuit-X-Large/dp/B078B7LN82/ref=asc_df_B078B7LN82/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=317230193489&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=51253032019353299&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027440&hvtargid=pla-524175773706&psc=1

Dirty Burger: https://www.etsy.com/listing/125752738/trailer-park-boys-dirty-burger-t-shirt


Mustard Tiger: http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Power-Grace-T-shirt/dp/B002HJ370W


Swish: https://www.etsy.com/listing/214692481/swish-flask-leather-flask-engraved-for?ref=sr_gallery_32&ga_search_query=trailer+park+boys&ga_page=2&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery


I am the liquor: https://www.etsy.com/listing/206104871/trailer-park-boys-style-i-am-the-liquor?ref=sr_gallery_3&ga_search_query=trailer+park+boys&ga_page=5&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery

And many more! Go to etsy and search for "Trailer Park Boys".

Haha no I was in the military and I had to wear them. I prefer the kind that hook to the socks.

EDIT: these ones.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DJY59F0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_TBvVub1WBN426

pebble time steel

I got this belt ten years ago on Amazon, the Volkswagen one is no longer for sale



Amazfit Bip

Fairwin Tactical Belt

Sauce (?)

https://www.amazon.com/Ueither-Unisex-Womens-Vintage-Knitting/dp/B01N5FYCB4/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=unisex+socks&psc=1&qid=1573005019&sr=8-3

I got u boi

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_193_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=XH0ZYF6YX077VXZJ5QA1

Oh god go buy some shirt stays like this.

If you're wearing socks, they will give you abso-fucking-loutely perfect shirt tucks. They'll even pull the back of the shirt down after you stand up, so it doesn't get that back sag you see a lot from people sitting down often.

Note: Wearing them often may results in major hair loss where they lay on your legs. Also, they pinch your knees sometimes. But hey, perfect tucks!

i heart chezburger
been about a month since one
hey gotta go now

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078B7LN82/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2H8DGGQA4T0N7&keywords=hentie+hoodies&qid=1554377845&s=gateway&sprefix=hentie+h%2Caps%2C220&sr=8-3

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http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-Cosmo-Kramer-Lobster-Button-Up/dp/B002MQN1G0

These puppies
-Once, in college, one of the girls in my dorm sprayed oil on the floor outside all the doors on my floor. Then they pulled the fire alarm and watched about 20 girls fall right on their asses. I think they went a bit far.
-The worst I've done was send creepy-ish texts to my mother when I got a new phone number. That was hilarious.
-embarrassing story about me: I once ate a doughnut in my sleep. My family will not let me live it down.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Pants-Best-Form/product-reviews/B004VMQPFM/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

FOR THOSE WHO WANT PROOF OF FREEDOM TO GO WITH IT

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0083F3HYA/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?keywords=golden%20fox&qid=1394139388&ref_=sr_1_2&sr=8-2

Golden Fox leather Moc Toe. How's the sizing and quality?

I really like the these Golden Fox boots. I bought a pair earlier this year and I think they look and feel great for the price.

Like this?

https://www.amazon.com/Please-patient-have-autism-Flat/dp/B07559T69G

Now to get some shirt garters

[SELL] Size 7.5 Golden Fox Moc Toe Boots
I really like how these look, but they are too similar to another pair I already own. I just received them in mail and they are new with tags in original packaging. I am willing to part with them for $55 plus shipping.
Amazon link to boots
More pictures from malefashionadvice
Message me if you are interested or if you have any questions!

Shoes (100$ Budget) - Golden Fox boots would be a good choice if you want to spend $100 total on shoes and boots.

Chinos (60$ Budget) - You can get Elston 528s for around $30 a pair.

Happy birthday

How about these glasses?

Some fun socks!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004ONBHGK/?tag=047-20

Bought tickets to the TPB show in Nashville in October. I'll be the drunk and high fucker wearing one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Power-Grace-Adult-T-shirt/dp/B002HJ370W

Also, here's one in an actual clothing belt

https://smile.amazon.com/Ford-Starburst-Seatbelt-Strap-Color/dp/B002B8BC24/

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Power-Grace-T-shirt/dp/B002HJ370W

They exist

Not going to Coachella this year but I've been there 8 or 9 times. I always wear military surplus boots. This style:

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https://www.amazon.com/Corcoran-Jump-Boot-M-Mens-Boot/dp/B008M22830

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It's always worked just fine for me. But I'm also used to it since these are my every day shoes as well, I wear them for everything except weightlifting, which I have a dedicated pair of powerlifting shoes for.

And it never occurred to me that they would still sell the things...
https://www.amazon.com/Vanguard-Shirt-Garter-Original-Military/dp/B00DJY59F0

Looking for quality fair isle wool socks like this with a similar pattern but for about $3-5 a pair or less.

https://www.amazon.com/Ueither-Womens-Vintage-Knitting-Winter/dp/B01N5FYCB4/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1540592317&sr=8-26&keywords=wool+socks+men

Any recommendations from reputable companies?

A gaff, for sure. I found one on Amazon and I wear it almost every time I leave the house now. Very handy.

Little Timor Hiding Gaff Panty Shaping Pant For Crossdresser (M, Black)

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06Y47VNN2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_udzyCb47G0J3F

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078B7LN82/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_eZ5MBbRWTJ9X6

If you don't wanna break the bank you could look for a pie of Corcoran boots such as these http://www.amazon.com/Corcoran-Jump-Boot-M-Mens-Boot/dp/B008M22830

https://www.amazon.com/Hoodies-Sweatshirt-Autumn-Pullovers-Tracksuit/dp/B078BBBYHQ/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_193_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=XH0ZYF6YX077VXZJ5QA1

Oh yeah, i see the a = you now. For some reason I saw the a and thought it meant 'to' even though 'a' was used twice and the word 'to' only once.
https://www.amazon.com/Please-patient-have-autism-Flat/dp/B07559T69G

Found it on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004OKAZVQ/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_r0xHwb5E0E9N5

Just saying, I'm in awe that the US First Amendment protects free speech up to the point (according to Scalia) of burning your country's flag as a statement.

In the Philippines, our flag and heraldic code is so uptight that you can't really put it on clothing in the same manner as, say, Star-Spangled Banner pants, without running into legal trouble.

Speaking of which, the law declares that our national anthem must be sung in its original form at all times, so we can't do those public performances similar to American artists singing their own rendition of Star Spangled Banner.

One singer tried that and wound up in court.

$4.74 PLEEEEASE!?!

K. Bell Socks Men's Shark Socks

Too bad shark week just ended.

curse your inevitable betrayal

nom nom nom Shark socks

[These glasses wold be awesome] (http://www.amazon.com/Retro-Novelty-Colorful-2-Tone-Glasses/dp/B008ASB7S8/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=H82YCDS1N51G&coliid=I3UCIUELYUNE4B) Thanks for the contest!

Ueither Mens/Womens 5 Pairs... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N5FYCB4?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

Socks look like these. I have em

The official hat of reddit users everywhere

fly away home
this

The greatest military secret I ever learned Shirt Stays

These will keep your shirt tucked in and sharp as hell all day long.

It's not an easy find. I've been through more than I care to admit. I think the best pair I've ever had were from a small independent men's store. Check those in your area. I've also found okay ones at Army/Navy stores (they had them behind the counter). I've got these off Amazon, and they're shit. The foot loop ones always slide off my foot, so I don't use those. These are the type that I always use.

That Lobster shirt is from Seinfeld. Kramer had the best clothes.

http://www.amazon.com/Seinfeld-Cosmo-Kramer-Lobster-Button-Up/dp/B002MQN1G0

I really like these shark socks (which also have a bunch of other animals available), these socks for when you're having a bad day, and these superhero socks.

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I will extend those so they're easier for our sausage fingers to click!


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Before you buy anything else, buy this t shirt.

I would love this bracelet. AND YOU NEED SOME GOD DAMN [FREEDOM] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004OKAZVQ/ref=oh_details_o09_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

These are what I wear. They happened to be on sale when I got them and I do really like them.

Nope! They're [these] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DNG17MW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

https://www.amazon.com/Corcoran-Jump-Boot-M-Mens-Boot/dp/B008M22830

these are good alternatives. they're american military parachute boots from ww2 I believe, don't take my word on it.

Love the simplicity of your fit, looks like something vince staples would wear.

För bästa marknadslook rekommenderas den här.

http://www.amazon.com/FBI-Female-Inspector-Cotton-T-Shirt/dp/B000AYRMLQ

These turned out nice. For about $60 though, you could have gotten a new pair of these to break in.