Best energy drinks according to redditors

Ah. Keto and weed, two of my favorite subjects.

I have several methods to keep munchies from ruining keto. The first is to always keep something good to drink nearby. I like zero calorie drinks so I always have COLD water kept in the fridge (tastes so much better chilled and slightly distilled) and I also carbonate my own water so I can do things like make my own orange soda using stuff like Mio flavoring.

But sometimes drinks aren't enough, so I keep things on hand like some pre-boiled eggs, or nuts, or a bit of cheese and avocado. Another thing I've recently discovered is what I lovingly call "rAxxt-cream" -- this is my own keto friendly version of ice cream. I take some MaxPro Vanilla flavor protein powder (from MaxMuscle, not available online -- but any tasty protein powder will probably do) and toss it in the blender with some ice and a bit of half and half or heavy cream...maybe a handful of nuts too, if I'm in the mood. In 5 minutes you will have something very similar to soft serve ice cream. MMmmmmmm

Other keto-friendly snacks: bacon (duh), leftover salad, leftover miracle broccoli, sausage or brats, saurkraut or homemade coleslaw, cheese curds.

The most important thing, however, is I don't keep anything I don't want to be eating in the house. Because if I get the munchies, I guarantee it will be eaten.

Of course, I also just try to use self control, but maybe this will give ppl some ideas for munchie solutions!

Reminds me of this review. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B0019HXMIK

I don't think Kiryu drinks Staminan. His stomach could never hold an entire inventory's worth of Staminan. The only plausible explanation is that he pours it over his wounds.

EDIT: Originally made this comment under the impression Staminans were about the size of a Red Bull. After some research it seems likely they're much smaller. Similar drinks in reality come in bottles of 3.3 fl oz (100 mL), less than half the size of a Red Bull. So I admit it is possible he could fit 20 of them in one sitting, though it sure doesn't sound comfortable.

I have the following on my subscribe & save list - damn good deals.

Popchips, 24 single-serving bags for $17.34

24 pack of red-bull 8.4oz cans for $41.17

20-pack of spicy Nong Shim Shin ramen noodles for $14.96

4 pack of 12-ounce kellogs rice krispies, $10

I'm gonna change your life.

Fuck, you want the real deal?

https://www.amazon.com/Energy-Regular-Berry-Bottles-Boxes/product-reviews/B0019HXMIK/ref=cm_cr_othr_d_rvw_fmt?ie=UTF8&formatType=current_format

And note this great review:

https://www.amazon.com/review/R1E8W3F5ZECZVQ

I find that energy shots work best for me in terms of pre-packaged products, as even though the dosages are relatively low the caffeine combined with taurine, tyrosine, carnitine, and B vitamins provides a nice kick. While individual shots are expensive I found something on Amazon, which is the equivalent of 100 5-hour energies on tap(!) for only about .30c each

Yeah wtf you know how broke I'd go within a month there??

OP, since those look like dollar signs I'm gonna assume you're in the US (apologies if you're actually in Australia or something) so yo check this out.

Or just get coffee for your coffee...

http://www.amazon.com/SToK-Caffeinated-264-Count-Single-Serve-Packages/dp/B00284TTG2

If you want to fill a big gulp with energy drink shots this stuff will be easier and costs way less. It has 100 1oz servings with 150mg of caffeine per serving.
https://www.amazon.com/100-Energy-Shots-30-Servings/dp/B00PEQZXSY

get some of this.

I definitely think if you stopped in January, with beginning to try in May, your system should be clear.

I like to do a natural detox about everything 3 months (when the seasons change), for 3-5 days. You could add several different types of detoxing after you quit smoking to really, really clean up.

I add a spoonful each of bentonite and psyllium husk to a glass of cranberry juice. (It can be any juice, but cranberry is strong - to mask out weird tastes - and it's known for being "good" for feminine issues. And I love the taste.) It's super sugary though, and cutting sugars is a good part of a detoxing, so I'd water it down. Mix everything up well with a spoon, and drink up.

You could also add Apple Cider Vinegar (ACV) into your life, if you haven't be acquainted already. It's amazing.
It's can be crazy disgusting at first, but the results are wild. It will absolutely impact your:

• digestion
  
• bowel movements (can cause diarrhea if you take a lot at first; work up to 1 shot glass of it)
  
• energy
  
  
  
  It's recommended before you eat in the morning and/or afternoon. A shot every morning will start to make changes within a day. Do half a shot to start, mixed with water. You'll want a chaser of at least more water, if not something juice to get that taste out of your mouth.
  I used to do this as part of a healthy weight loss plan. It helped with my appetite and digestion, and honestly gave me a lot of diarrhea. I realized I was just taking too much, so cut back, and it now really helps if I'm ever constipated. You will likely really want natural and safe ways to help with constipation with your preggers. You will likely be crazy constipated often.
  
  Lastly, a actual "detox" kit is always good. These are my 2 favorites, but there are more out there that are good. Inner Cleanse is the cheaper (1/2 the cost), and it's gentle. Like ACV, it can cause diarrhea. Read and follow the directions.
  The other one is Raw Cleanse. It's more complicated and I found it pretty gross, but if you can stomach the process (or find a middle ground with it, like adding juice), it's quite effective. Both of these kits are different, but their ingredients have detoxing elements that nothing else so far has offered.
  
  Also, I recommend drinking kombucha at least weekly. IMHO, this is one of the best brands for kombucha (besides locally made goodness). There are a few other brands that are good, but watch our for the sugar.
  
  So, if it's not apparent by now, all of these detoxing, in some way, stimulate you to ultimately poop a lot. Trying all these different ways of detoxing will not only detox you up, but you can find one detox that you prefer, and then do that one occasionally. I do a super big detox, as in all the things described above combined, maybe every 18. mos - 2 years, and then just one of those (cranberry juice blend or detox pills) every ~3 months.
  
  Hope this helps! Congrats on planning a family. <3

https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Tiger-Energy-Drink-8-3oz/dp/B009M6W5UQ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Wild Tiger

http://www.amazon.com/Wild-Tiger-Energy-Drink-8-3oz/dp/B009M6W5UQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1376144093&sr=8-2&keywords=wild+tiger

Now don't drink them all in one place.

I got these recently. They're the closest I've found to the taste of lemon-lime gatorade.

I also use potassium and magnesium pills.

True story.

IN DEDICATION TO THE RBNJ PERFORMANCE SO FAR THIS YEAR, RED BULL 24 PACK HALF OFF ON AMAZON.

(https://www.amazon.com/Red-Bull-Energy-Drink-Packs/dp/B000MTST70/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1495195841&sr=1-2&keywords=red+bull)

Mio lemonade! It is sweet but not too sweet and makes it much easier to stay hydrated. MiO Lemonade Liquid Water Enhancer , Caffeine Free, 1.62 fl oz Bottle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GE42P2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_YcGrDbSW5GNR0

I've got a 1.89L gatorade bottle that I fill with water and this goodness and chug it throughout the day.

Monster makes an energy "beer" and it comes in a glass bottle. It's pretty interesting looking.

4 Pack - Über Monster Energy Brew - 16.9oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007Z51SXG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_OzGXBb67T97D6

I always wanted to mix one with vodka. You know, to uh.... kill all the germs and stuff.

Edit: check out the Amazon reviews. Funny shit.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B009M6W5UQ

Yo you can buy wild tiger on the amazons.

You can just buy it here for $1.25 a can and not have to go into a sketchy place.

https://www.amazon.com/Red-Bull-Energy-Drink-Pack/dp/B000MTST70/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?keywords=red%2Bbull&qid=1565191257&s=gateway&sr=8-2-spons&th=1

That new Rockstar Sparkling Energy - Cherry Limeade is really good. Its also sugar free if that is a positive for you.

I also want to try Wild Tiger but can't get myself to drop $40 (with shipping) on a case. The reviews make it tempting though.

Monster Energy, Ultra Sunrise, 16 Ounce (Pack of 24) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R0O9U7S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_rGcgEweq9JpmF

Went through a similar problem. Started keto in late Oct of '17 and started hitting the gym at least 4 times per week around 2 months later.

Personally, I felt greatly discouraged with the numbers I was lifting, but that's more to do with my ego than anything else. I still got my pump every time I went to the gym. My goal is to lose fat and put on lean mass. I have to keep telling my self I'm on a cut, not a bulk. So I can't expect the same numbers as when I was on a SAD diet. I started taking zip fizz and it kind of helped.. I recently started on creatine monohydrate (haven't used creatine since high school btw, lol) but now 3 weeks into it and I'm performing much better at the gym. I couple that with a very a good protein shake afterwards and I'm much happier with the results I'm getting. In addition, I drink 1 liter of homemade "keto aid" daily (2 liters total on gym days), and take vitamins.

The trick is to not let yourself get discouraged. I've heard of some folks on strict keto and still able to kill it at the gym. This was not the case for me. I had to start from square one again and I'm appreciating this journey much more than I have in the past. It's also a lesson to never let myself be away from the gym for long periods of time again.

Have a great flight and trip! Drink lots of energy drinks with potassium so you don't get heat stroke, seriously! And Happy Birthday!
Edit: By energy drinks I did not mean Red Bull, I was referring to the sports beverages that have electrolytes with added vitamins and minerals, most importantly B vitamins, potassium, etc. As in Zipfizz.

I took yohimbe and caffeine for a while but I hated the yohimbe. Make me anxious and sweaty af all the time. Now I just take hella caffeine stacked with self control and its all good bb.

It just takes a while to get used to tbh...try to spread out your macros evenly so you don't get overly hungry or moody by being too low in any one macro. And if you're still having a hard time with the cravings you can try what I used to do when I first was cutting. I would let myself have basically one 'bite' or small thing a day that didn't get tracked. Maybe a square of a chocolate bar or maybe like 2 chips. It helps if you build your diet with foods you actually like, which can be harder on lower calories, fat especially. But once you start getting the hang of meal prep its easy to add in guilty pleasure foods in tiny portions.

You appreciate food and flavors so much more when cheat days and treats are actually treats and not the go-to.

E: also http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ADYXY7E?ref_=sns_myd_detail_page

If you are buying redbull from a gas station in the morning, stop. If you really need an energy fix throughout the day, buy a case of redbull and take them from home. You can buy 24 cans of redbull on amazon for $41, here that is less than $2 a can. In 24 days (if you drink one a day) that will save you over $30.

The caffeinated ones, I’m sure. But there are a zillion flavors out there. My favorite happen to be [lemonade ](MiO Lemonade Liquid Water Enhancer , Caffeine Free, 1.62 fl oz Bottle https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GE42P2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_dPgSDb88EN7VK) and [orange vanilla](Mio Vitamins Orange Vanilla (Pack of 4) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01838F9XS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_LQgSDb0HYPM90).

You are right though, Mio has caffeinated drinks that you’d want to avoid, like [these Mio Energy flavors.](Mio Energy Water Enhancement - Variety (Pack of 4) Strawberry Pineapple Smash, Tropical Fusion, Acai Berry Storm and Wicked Blue Citrus https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017Z8900K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_6SgSDb38D242D)

And more to my point before, I mentioned Mio because it’s so well known. When I actually looked for them in the store I was genuinely surprised at how many flavors and brands there were. Most of them (or a lot, anyway) are carb-free.

Edit: I seem to have messed up the inline coding for the links. I’m too lazy to fix it, though.

It still exists.

Have you tried taking an over-the-counter proton pump inhibitor to control the acid? Taking one pill every morning generally works for me to the point where I can even have coffee and spicy food without my reflux going all aggro on me. Look in your pharmacy for omeprazole and take one pill every morning.

Now to actually answer your question, try this: https://www.amazon.com/Zipfizz-Healthy-Energy-Drink-Fruit/dp/B00KAWSJYC/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481303029&sr=8-2&keywords=zipfizz

What’s more interesting is that you’re wrong. Look at the nutritional information: https://www.amazon.com/Zipfizz-Healthy-Hydration-Vitamins-Variety/dp/B007TW2G8Q#immersive-view_1572945891819

I am not a coffee or energy drink kind of gal. I don't really drink sodas that often, which means I don't get a lot of caffeine. But, my aunt had me try these. They are called Zipfizz, and they actually do work. I don't feel jittery, and I do seem to have more energy. And they taste pretty good.

Seriously though, I hate coffee. I think I am one of the few people that graduated college without drinking any coffee. I don't even like the smell.

fear cuts deeper than words

Edit #1 - Replaced #1 #2, #9, #13, #15, edited some text, added bonuses

Okay, so a lot of my items are similar, or are kind of "flexing" the rules, but I will leave official rulings up to you. Here goes!

1. Something Grey - Strip of magnesium - This actually just got gifted to me. This coal trash can is silver, which is basically grey :D
   
   2)Something reminiscent of rain - Zen Garden - Flexing the rules. It's only related because it's a garden. An umbrella!! I don't have one of these, and I have no idea why.
   
   
2. Food related - Pineapple corer/slicer
   
   
3. On wishlist not for me (this is for my fiancee) - Apple Cider k-cups
   
   
4. A book you should read - Everyone should have the Joy of Cooking
   
   6)Item less than a dollar - MP3
   
   
5. Something related to cats - This is related because of that scene in "Christmas Vacation" where the cat gets electrocuted
   
   
6. [Beautiful but not useful - Lego adoption of Brandenburg Gate](
   http://www.amazon.com/LEGO%C2%AE-Architecture-Brandenburg-Gate-21011/dp/B0050R0V3O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=E9RD1GO4V1KF&coliid=I22USNN7FC4LVL)
   
   
7. Movie everyone should see once - Not on wishlist - Harlan County, USA. This documentary is nearly perfect in every sense of the word. This movie is so powerful, and so real, it's just unbelievable. One of my favorites. I always suggest it when someone asks "what documentary should I see?"
   
   
8. Something useful when Zombies attack - Kinect Your Shape Fitness Evolved - You need to be able to Outwit, Outrun, and Outlast.
   
   
9. Profound impact on life - Guitar. I really want to learn how to play, and my dad was going to teach me, but he passed before he was able to. It would mean a lot to share that passion with him even though he's already moved on
   
   
10. Add-On Item - Cat6 cable!!!
    
    
11. Most expensive item -It's actually the guitar, so I went with the 2nd most expensive which is a Logitech G19 keyboard Nope. It's actually this amp.
    
    
12. Bigger than a bread box - Mizuno backpack
    
    
13. Smaller than a golf ball - Not sure if a k-cup would count, but I threw it in there. If it doesn't count, I will find something else It doesn't. Here's some ship and anchor cufflinks I really want for my wedding :)
    
    
14. Something that smells wonderful - Kind of cheating, but a different k-cup. Donut shop coffee is the BEST. Changed to a different beverage. I have a horrible addiction to this stuff, and it smells wonderful (to me)
    
    
15. SFW Toy - Legos are a toy!! :D
    
    
16. Helpful going back to school - I listed the Zen Garden again because it's helpful to have something peaceful when going back to school
    
    
17. Something related to your current obsession - I am OBSESSED with Lorde. I have stated this many times over the last week.
    
    
18. Something amazing/awe inspiring - SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING CHAIR. THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE? THIS SHIT FOLDS UP SO YOU CAN CARRY IT. NOT GOOD ENOUGH? SHIT, SON. THIS BITCH HAS TWO ARMRESTS FOR YOUR LAZY ASS. STILL BITCHING? GUESS WHAT DICKLIPS, THIS BITCH HAS TWO CAN HOLDERS AND A FUCKING COOLER. YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO GET YOUR BITCH ASS UP TO GET A DRINK, BAM, YOU ALREADY GOT ONE. IT EVEN HAS A POUCH TO HOLD YOUR OTHER SHIT, IF ALL OF THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU NEED TO HAVE THIS CHAIR.
    
    
    BONUS #1 - I looked through your reddit history (not very hard, but I did look), and came up empty, so I'll just post something later that might fit.
    
    BONUS #2 - These blankets are made in Oregon, and look SUPER cool. Not on my WL (I have more than enough blankets), but I really like them.
    
    
    I may attempt the bonuses tomorrow, we will see. This is definitely a placeholder until rulings on some items are made. Fix'd :D

You can buy it off of Amazon-

https://www.amazon.com/Wild-Tiger-Energy-Drink-case/dp/B016YVE5MC

Pretty sure its not the original recipe though, because I'm pretty sure the few cans I did drink had some cocaine in them.

Most 711s have little "espresso" shots available for free mixed in with the creamer cups. I usually grab a handful whenever I'm there and add them to cups of coffee at home.

They're these things: https://www.amazon.com/SToK-Caffeinated-264-Count-Single-Serve-Packages/dp/B00284TTG2

Doesn't effect the flavor much but adds a caffeine boost.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00R0O9U7S/

$1.37ea

MUS > MZU

Electrolytes definitely help. I do a mix of broth, these zipfizz things, vitamins and MioFit. I find that liquid forms of the electrolytes help me most. I guess they just work faster :)

Don't knock it until you've tried it. This is exactly the same as MiO, except way cheaper/in a bigger bottle.

I like squinchers

It's not juice - there's 6g of sugar, which is pretty low for packaged drinks. I've just seen it in grocery stores next to the organic/raw juices.

Here's the brand I buy: https://www.amazon.com/GTs-Enlightened-Organic-Kombucha-Gingerade/dp/B00B04BCFC

Have you tried flavor enhancers or electrolyte mixes with your water? I have such a hard time drinking straight water! I usually split 1 1/2 tubes of zipfizz between 120 oz of water, and drink that throughout the day. It tastes good so I have no problem drinking it, and I get some added potassium, magnesium, and other vitamins.

I'm just going to leave this riiiiggght here....

https://www.amazon.com/SToK-Caffeinated-264-Count-Single-Serve-Packages/dp/B00284TTG2

We use these at work. I can't attest to the chemistry, but the packaging makes it appealing for a bag. I have a few in mine. They are meant to mix with a 12 Oz bottle of water I think. When I'm working hard I'll have about two waters then one of these, so even if you only had a couple packets and sprinkled in just a little here and there for a bit of flavor and some lost electrolytes it might work well.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00815PLYQ?cache=eb5e666d8804b5730fae7a631b027423&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70&qid=1412101520&sr=8-4#ref=mp_s_a_1_4

Edit: Adding a link to what I was talking about sure would help.

They sell it at costco in packs. I love the ginger flavor one

http://www.amazon.com/GTs-Enlightened-Organic-Kombucha-Gingerade/dp/B00B04BCFC

https://www.amazon.com/Energy-Regular-Berry-Bottles-Boxes/dp/B0019HXMIK/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

[Favorite drink] (http://www.amazon.com/Red-Bull-Energy-8-4-Ounce-4-Count/dp/B000MTST70/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1373666020&sr=8-2&keywords=redbull)

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A big-gulp cup filled with 5-hour energy.

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B0019HXMIK/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

All reviews

My recommendations are:

XS

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MXLR4I4/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=disciple36105-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B01MXLR4I4&linkId=d19c0df930ff24181ade3e20f96a699c

Red Bull

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000MTST70/ref=as_li_qf_asin_il_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=disciple36105-20&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B000MTST70&linkId=f02fb881f0f1cefd831d410e4a097d27

best price around me is $6.25/4 pack. These were 24 cans for $28 when i ordered.

Looks like Amazon sells it.

If you want an energy drink then go for Runa energy drink orange or lime. It doesn’t taste amazing but it’s 0
Calories without using artificial sweeteners. It’s based from a tea leaf and has something like 125 mg of caffeine. You can buy them at Whole Foods or order them off of amazon. Definitely the healthiest energy drink out there, and it definitely works for me. My wife thinks they taste like dirty water but I actually like the taste. They really aren’t that bad.

https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Clean-Energy-Drink-Guayusa/dp/B00C685F1S

24 cans for 38$ is a lot cheaper than buying Red Bulls as Well.

Here.

Wild Tiger Energy Drink 8.3 fl. oz 24/case https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016YVE5MC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_dbpxCb1SQSP36

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Ultra-Sunrise-Ounce/dp/B00R0O9U7S/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1518937182&sr=8-1&keywords=monster

This is the best option. The campus is a fucking ripoff its like 3.85 per can.

You are! Energy drinks are slightly more high-power caffeinated beverages. Two cans of Coca-Cola will set you back about a dollar and will have more caffeine than one 2-3 dollar Red Bull.

All that other crap in them - especially B vitamins - is not actually useful for energy (unless you like a niacin flush... in which case, do you, I guess) and just make them look more special.

Or there's coffee at the cost of pennies on the dollar, and cheap enhancements like Stok to boost it even more. Or caffeine tabs like No-Doz, which are dirt cheap. Energy drinks are very expensive for what you get.

Unfortunately, I really like how Red Bull tastes (although the international version is better)... so I actually do buy it sometimes.

So, a note on the watermelon, it tasted good, kind of like a Jolly Rancher, but boy did the flavor stay with me all night :(

Orange has been my favorite!!

For reference:
http://www.amazon.com/MIO-Orange-Tangerine-1-62-Ounce-Pack/dp/B005VOOQGO
or
http://www.amazon.com/Kool-Aid-Liquid-Drink-Mix-Orange/dp/B00B2YMB46

Well, there is research that suggests the various artificial sweeteners negatively affect gut flora (and I personally can't stand them), but there are other ways to get low/no sugar energy drinks. A few examples here, [here] (https://www.amazon.com/MatchaBar-Sparkling-Beverage-Antioxidants-L-Theanine/dp/B07C2NKVMP), or here with the last being a low-sugar version.

I am working on doing let's plays, and I need more fucking energy! I've been wanting to do let's plays and recently I've been trying a decent amount to get it done!

Who needs revision?!

This shouldn't keep you distracted from your revisions, but if you have to many at once with some vodka it may...

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Right now I am at work! I get off in a hour then I'm heading home to do fun things, like skipping my afternoon classes and watching Lost on Netflix! Oh and I'm waiting for a new orchid I ordered off the internet to show up today. I'm hoping to get home before the mail-person comes, since it has to be signed for.

Today, I plan to get some food shopping done. I am really looking forward to some yogurt with peanut butter! Yummy!

For the next weeks, you may need these. Good luck on your finals!

I recently found this Deadpool shirt made out of polyester, and I think it is the perfect workout shirt for me!

Who needs revision?! Thank you for the contest!

"I'm looking for some new chemical I can be addicted to! I'm totally not trolling or anything!"

Nicotine is a stimulant, and its addictive. Same effect cheaper in this.

264 count for $23

Here you go good reddit sir [or madame o_o;]

sugar free Red Bull, it gives you wings.

http://www.amazon.com/Red-Bull-Energy-Drink-Sugarfree/dp/B000MTM0WK

Link to product.

JUST LIKE YOUR TEAM, YOU DIDN'T PUT IN THE EFFORT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

HTTPS://WWW.AMAZON.COM/RED-BULL-ENERGY-DRINK-PACKS/DP/B000MTST70/REF=SR_1_2_S_IT?S=GROCERY&IE=UTF8&QID=1495195841&SR=1-2&KEYWORDS=FUCK+PORTLAND

THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD, NOT SOME TIP-TOE AROUND THE TULIPS BULLSHIT. GET IT TOGETHER.

Yup! I'd recommend this over everything else based on its low price per serving and its similarity in effects to 5hourenergy etc. I actually feel it makes me less jittery than 5hour.

https://www.amazon.com/100-Energy-Shots-30-Servings/dp/B00PEQZXSY

Why not use an water sweetener?
Ever had MIO Orange Tangerine?
https://www.amazon.com/MIO-Orange-Tangerine-1-62-Ounce-Pack/dp/B005VOOQGO

Energy drinks. Bacchus-D

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016YVE5MC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_dbpxCb1SQSP36

My local circle K has em by the coffee creamer cups. Here's a link for 264 count for $32:
http://www.amazon.com/SToK-Caffeinated-264-Count-Single-Serve-Packages/dp/B00284TTG2/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1456892388&sr=8-1&keywords=stok+black+coffee+shot

40mg caffeine per little container and its coffee flavored! Half off if you're a prime member here

If you're in a hurry try these instead of coffee SToK Caffeinated Black Coffee Shots, 264-Count Single-Serve Packages https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00284TTG2/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_-Sstub10M5NSX

These are pretty nice for a quick caffeine fix. I throw 1-2 into my tea or coffee in the mornings. I even drink them straight sometimes but that's a bit nasty.

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Ultra-Sunrise-Ounce/dp/B00R0O9U7S

Maybe?

For energy, my favorites are Zip Fizz, Celcius Powdered Energy Mix, and Amino Energy Powder Drink by ON.



Zip Fizz:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007TW2G8Q/ref=cm\_sw\_em\_r\_mt\_dp\_U\_PVU0Cb7PYWZVZ

Celcius:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HRLQWQ6/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_QUU0Cb4AQR0XV

Amino Energy (plus electrolytes):

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DS5QKD3/ref=cm\_sw\_em\_r\_mt\_dp\_U\_oXU0Cb0C5ZPDW

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I drink 4-8 cups of coffee with a few Stok shots thrown in throughout the day depending on his bad I'm dragging. Plus 2-3 Sugar Free Rockstars a day. I have a really high caffeine tolerance.

Only 264 packs available now. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00284TTG2/

You forgot to minus the sugar alcohol from that.

2g of carbs - 1g of sugar alcohol = 1g of net carbs per serving.

0 calories per serving, so even if it was 0.49 calories per serving, that means an entire can is about 1 calorie.

it uses erythritol

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Zero-Ultra-Ounce/dp/B00ADYXY7E?th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Zero-Ultra-Ounce/dp/B00ADYXY7E

$1.86 per can

Try these. They're organic, non-GMO, all natural, and more natural caffeine than a red bull. Tastes like carbonated green ice tea with a hint of mint, very good. I recently switched to these after drinking a sugar-free red bull before every workout for years. Haven't looked back.

https://www.amazon.com/Zipfizz-Healthy-Energy-Drink-Fruit/dp/B00KAWSJYC/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496945662&sr=8-2&keywords=zipfizz

I agree, although this seems a bit overkill when you can just use sugar-free flavor squirts. I drink water flavored with Mio Tangerine all day at work, which is pretty great.

There's a pretty simple solution for customers while Amazon cleans up the marketplace - only buy items shipped and sold by Amazon. Item pages default to the lowest cost option - it's imperative to check the seller first before buying.

Be careful of FBA (fulfilled by Amazon) items as well - only purchase those if the manufacturer is directly offering the product (similar to Jolt Cola's offering). Jolt owns the inventory, but stores it in Amazon's warehouses to utilize their fulfillment network.