Gunpowder Campfire Whiskey Soaps

Reviewed by Andrew

Is this soap for you? Well… do you drink whiskey and like throwing fireworks into campfires? … i mean, not all the time. Not in the living room, at least. Or, not in the living room on week nights, at least.
Are your God-given favorite smells gunpowder, campfire, whiskey, bacon, sage, and dirt? Are you filled with insanity, excitement, and overwhelming joy?
Formulated with an all-vegan combination of oils that is both delightfully sudsy in the shower and leaves your skin silky smooth and, if you wish, sooooo kissable (though we’re not getting all up in your boundaries). We make them with love and laughter in order to bring the best of ourselves to you.
Reminds you how much you like to go camping, which will likely increase the number of times you go camping
You need a soap that looks and smells like fire. You need a soap that is, in my estimation, the most awesomest soap ever in the history of ever.