Motion-Activated Talking Yoda

Trying to keep people away from your cubicle is now fully automated with Yoda USB Desk Protector. Modeled after the Yoda character from Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series, this miniatured Jedi master holding the illuminated lightsaber is able to detect anything between 2 and 3m away and warns the intruders (or anyone just walking by) in one of the following phrases:
‘In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side’
‘A disturbance in the Force there is’
‘Retreat! Cover you I will’
‘Still much to learn you have’
‘So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?’
‘Rush not into fight, long is the war – Only by surviving it will you prevail’