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Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets

Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets
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Is your housemate’s festering month-old sandwich producing some less than noble gasses? Now you can tell them precisely what you think of them, with the Periodic Table of Swearing Magnets.

Beautifully crass and poetic in equal measure, this comprehensive and definitive chart compiled by Modern Toss presents a boorish bounty of expletive elements and scientific swears – from your classic heavy-hitting F’s and C’s to more abstract discoveries such as “Buggering old twat.”

Transform your uninspiring fridge into the salacious soundboard of intelligent vocabulary and passive-aggressive offensiveness necessary to maintain ruthless kitchen diplomacy.

Adorn your fridge with a comprehensive and definitive
100 full colour individual swear magnets
Much more fun than the actual periodic table
Table makes you appear legitimately intelligent from afar, and on closer inspection they’ll respect you all the more

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