Captain’s Log. Stardate 2016. We’ve landed in a curious new world overgrown with dense nasal foliage. Large golden boulders are strewn about the place and there’s a soft whistling wind in the air. We’re beginning to have breathing difficulties and Captain Pick-hard has injured himself. Back-up has been requested. We’ll be fine as soon as our ship beams down the Ray Gun Nose Trimmer. Back to the real world for a moment… Whether you like it or not, there will come a time in your life when your nose hairs need to be kept in check. Make sure you’re properly armed for the occasion. Don’t let it come to this: “Sorry pal you’ve got a bit of a bogey up y… oh no it’s just a clump of your horrendous nostril hair”. Perhaps you know someone else who is in desperate need of a nasal purge? Either way, no one deserves to spend their mornings grimacing in front of the mirror, sadistically plucking out their nose hairs one after another. Just pull the trigger on this futuristic shooter and blast those stubborn bristles into oblivion.
You may also like
Personalised iron on letters up to 6 inches high custom vinyl
Personalised iron on letters up to 6 inches high, custom vinyl transfer | Letter a Vinyls | Custom...
10 Mockingjay Charms Mockingjay Pendants Antiqued Silver Tone
10 Mockingjay Charms Mockingjay Pendants Antiqued Silver Tone 25mm Perfect parts for craft making...
Wood letters Alphabet letters Educational toy Wooden
Wood letters, Alphabet letters, Educational toy, Wooden letters, Wood alphabet, Alphabet magnet...
Pedal Pusher Pants-Womens Pants-ladies pants-Women
Full stock in new sizes and colors available now!!! Available colors and sizes: Black: s,m,l...
Friends Photo Frame Mug
Who frames a peephole? Monica Geller that’s who. Take a looong sip from the Friends Frame Mug...
Pikoo Digital Finger Watch
Time slipping through your fingers? We feel ya. It’s not easy being as successful as you...
Simple Long Silver Chain Necklace Minimalist Silver
Gorgeous Link Chain in 925 Sterling Silver Very elegant, suitable for both day and night Enriched...
2 colors Natural Gemstone Triangle Pendant Opalite &
Require tracking number? Please upgrade to Tracked (Signed for) delivery option at checkout...
Set of Dog Food Bowls Personalized Pet Food Bowls Pet
Finally back in stock!!!! free shipping There should be no question who those bowls belong to...
Avengers Superhero figures frame gift. Ideal for dad brother
A unique personalised gift for the males in your life: Dad, Husband, Boyfriend, Granddad, Brother...
B*tch, Don’t Kill My Vibe Giant Canvas Print by Alex Cherry
Giant Art is proud to announce our new and exclusive collection of Urban Art curated by Eyes on...
We know you would be here today if Heaven weren’t so far
We know you would be here today if Heaven weren’t so far away – Wedding Memorial Sign...