VAMPIRE NIGHT BUS POUNDS MY BUTT

Who could possibly pick a favourite when the good doctor's works include such tinglers as Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book, Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing, and the renowned Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".

Yep, fetishes may be less common but the practical and ethical issues of actually fulfilling the sketchy ones boosts the demand of fake stuff. Written or drawn erotica in particular tends to get weird in a hurry because the unique advantage of those mediums is that there's no real practical limit on what you can depict, which is how we ended up with the majesty that is Chuck Tingle. By contrast incest porn is easy for live action to co-opt because some actress calling a dude "daddy" is indistinguishable from regular porn with a little editing.

I think you should know that this exists.

He can Gronk with one lung, but it won't be a Gronking to remember.

u/drawinkstuff has brought Hidester burner email service to my attention as an option for people to fill out this survey. I've set my zip code as 08081 (Dicktown NJ) and name as Chuck Tingle, legendary Amazon gay erotica writer who amazingly parodied Trump himself.

> Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer.

> Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love.

> This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay triceratops action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and prehistoric beast love.

Wow.

http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

Maybe he already did?

Well, on the off chance you change your mind, may I direct you to this?

It would be quite the Gronking to Remember

Domald Tromp, I'm surprised you haven't heard of him, many books have been written about him.

Edit: Like this book

well i have been writing for a very long time ever since i was a young buckaroo in HOME OF TRUTH UTAH this is where i grew up i was there and it was very lonely just me and mom and dad (everyone else packed up buddy) so it was just us not even the dang taxman thats what dad always said anyway i would write and hide my storys under the floor because it was not SUPPORTED BY MY FAMILY but then there was the BIG FIRE and after that i was on my own no stories no house no nothing so then i started walking it was a long walk but i got picked up a few times LONG STORY SHORT ending up in billings montana that is where i live you anyway i was still writing and then now that i am older son jon said 'hey you should publish these stories online i can help you edit and my bud SAM RAND can help you put them online he is a self publishing man' so then son jon and sam rand helped me make my stories online first one was MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS and that was a real hit. THE REST IS HISTORY BUDDY thanks

[Terrible dinosaur themed erotic novels are just one of those things, if you spend enough time on the internet you're going to run into it eventually, like nyancat, but less mainstream] (https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50)

This is where I add the mandatory link to the Rob Gronkowski themed erotica series.

Nothin' to get you going like some good old Rob Gronkowski erotica.

> Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

closest thing i could find

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

It's real. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00QTTIJVI?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&robot_redir=1



I have the weirdest boner right now...

You can say that again....


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Here

The artist is Walnusstinte: https://twitter.com/walnusstinte

This is Beatrix Ardora and a creature called an abhorreth from my new interactive erotica novel Fertile in My Ex-Boyfriend's Dungeon: An Interactive Adventure Level 4: Featuring Ghost Pirates, Tentacle Beasts, and Fishmen. It's about a woman (Beatrix) who gets trapped in a dungeon full of horny monsters by her ex-boyfriend, a wizard, who curses her with fertility. The reader gets to choose what Beatrix does with each monster and if she gets knocked up she falls in love with the monster, like in this image :P

Amazon listing: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081Z87YZK

Amazon series listing: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T447RRC

Cum alternate: https://i.imgur.com/y2PNLOk.jpg

Book cover: https://i.imgur.com/iyOjAkv.jpg

It does

Nope, it goes even more meta with Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book

Lots of people know much more about T-Rex sexual anatomy than we want. There's a whole series.

But why is it a problem only with games?

Amazon allows anyone to self-publish their inane ramblings and make a couple bucks. Why shouldn't the gaming equivalent of "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On" be allowed to exist?

>Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

>Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"

it's... it's beautiful

Fine literature? Epic poetry? Pshaw, I say.

My vote, of course, is for Chuck Tingle’s My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel, or perhaps his magnum opus Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, or, really, any of the other fine Tingle titles only available on Amazon.com.

If that got you, you should definitely read this

It's no A Gronking to Remember

A Gronking To Remember

Have Gronk, and based on the Gronk fan-erotica: http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

I'm a big fan of the series:

• Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

No harm in veiling it a little.

Just how fast is this Chuck Tingle guy anyway?

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With A Video Of His Butt Getting Peed On

You want to get her a gronking to remember?

The author's other book Nailed By Dragons also seems like a real page turner!

"Sam, a prince from Drudgedor goes on a quest to find the believed to be extinct dragons that use to roam the nearby cliffs of his village. After saving his life, Sam has only one way to repay the beasts that are in fact alive and well!

This is a dragon sex novel, do not read if under the age of 18.
This is a 3,000 word hardcore gay dragon story, featuring anal, double anal, and anal cream pies."

Pounded in the butt by my own butt

Not gonna lie the plot sounds solid, maybe you could try putting on the amazon store as an ebook, after all there is this gem there

Just to be clear, this book is real

the patriots don't joke about their Gronk. Remember?

The tragic irony: Dr. Chuck Tingle is his nom de plume IRL.

Edit: for legal purposes, I wish to make it clear that this comment is tongue in cheek. AFAIK, the hateful and asinine commenter has no relationship to Tingle, who is merely horny and asinine.

Someone tell chuck tingle.

https://www.amazon.com/Ass-Haunted-Gay-Unicorn-Colonel-ebook/dp/B00SHI7NOS/ref=nodl_

>First and foremost, a simple google search that is customized to only list things predating the Kavanaugh scandal will show that a "devil's triangle" has never referred to a threesome with two men in it - the term for that is devil's threesome.

It’s both. And a simple google search excluding “Kavanaugh” will find you a number of sources going back many years for that usage:

https://www.amazon.com/Devils-Triangle-bisexual-menage-thriller-ebook/dp/B00WJ27DJS

Are you talking about the good kind of threesome or the devils triangle? One I'm fine with the other not so much

https://www.reddit.com/r/Frat/comments/2cgh1l/devils_threesome/cjf8779/

http://www.101x.com/media/podcasts/030217-8am-podcast-dreaming-devils-triangle-0

https://www.themaneater.com/stories/opinion/picking-where-sex-columnist-left-off

Check the dates.

>Kavanaugh was being asked for the definition within the context of his yearbook, not all definitions of the term, and on that front it is plausible that it was the name of a coins game they played in the 80s

Let’s use a simple balance of probabilities here. Is it more likely that a heretofore unknown drinking game was unique to Kavanaugh’s group of friends and happened to share the name with a sex act? Or that it was referring to a sex act?

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and him claiming he was using terms which refer to sex acts as something else coincidentally is quite extraordinary.

>and not as though I even need more reasons, but why would any straight conservative teen from the 80s brag about having sex with a man and woman?

You definitely need more reasons, because your first reason was patently false and your second reason doesn’t pass the giggle test.

And a straight conservative teen would brag about any kind of sex, for the same reason he would brag about being an “alumnus” of a girl apparently with a reputation (earned or not) for being promiscuous. Good conservative boys don’t do that either.

>Kavanaugh never claims that Ms. Keyser said the event never happened

Yeah he did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2Fmrg1mYN4

At 2:16

dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)

Oh my God Its real

• Punished By The Dark Unicorn - 1 star, one review: "Awful crap, sorry is downloaded it, disappointed I actually read it. Embarrassed I'm admitting it. Don't do it, save yourself!"
  
  
• Nailed By Dragons: (Dragon Erotica) - 5 stars, two reviews: "I might in fact be hysterically blind right now. I don't judge but this just blew my mind. So much for curiosity. If you like gay dragons, monster sized dragon dong, inter species sex, and bad writing then this is the book (and I use that term loosely) for you."
  
  
• Ravaged By A Unicorn: (Unicorn Erotica) - 2 stars, one review: "What was the point? ( lol no pun intended) I know it was a short story but why was the unicorn there in the first place."
  
  
• Gay Lord Of The Orcs - 5 stars, one review: "Five out of five, because it won't let me give six."
  
  
• Gay Android Attack - 1 star, one review: "Rudimentary prose that is devoid of either charm or skill. It reads like something written by a grade school student, with stilted dialogue, awkward sentence construction, and inadequate punctuation. The plot itself is childish and lacks in imagination. As a customer, I was genuinely insulted that a work this unprofessional is offered in the marketplace."
  
  It would appear that the author, Hunter Fox, is master of many forms. From sphinx, to dinosaur, to billionaire dinosaur, to high school mascot, Fox tackles the fractured multiplicities of the sexual psyche. Putting to work his graduate studies at UCLA School of Theater, Film, and Television, Fox knows what it means to be "forced gay." From his biography: "Writing use to just be a hobby for the young student but he progressively became more serious about his novels once he became a published author. Balancing school during the day and writing erotic novels at night, Hunter is growing into an experienced novelist with a wicked sense of humor and dirty mind."
  
  Forcing us to interrogate the permeable boundary between life and coercively queer androids (cyborgs?), and recognizing affinity as a powerful site for identity reconstruction... and being forced gay.

Does it involve dinosaurs and extreme gay sex acts?

http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

From Buffalo? Wtf Gronk is the man and I'm not even a New England fan. There's even erotic literature about him.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

2.99 on Amazon. Can't make this shit up.

Somewhere Chuck Tingle is wealthy and laughing.

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Rob-Gronkowski-Erotica/dp/150585766X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1475235969&sr=1-1&keywords=a+gronking+to+remember

A Gronking To Remember

PV=nRT.

The volume (V) and moles of air (n) in a given football will remain constant as the temperature drops, as does R (the ideal gas...well, constant). So if we exclude for the time being natural leakage, forcing air out due to spiking the ball, etc., the only variable affecting the pressure of the ball is the change in temperature, such that a drop in temperature will effect a proportionate drop in pressure.

Assuming the balls were initially inflated to the minimum standard (12.5 psi), a drop to 10.5 represents a drop of 16% (unlike the difference between Kelvin and Fahrenheit, which will become crucial in a second, pressure is an absolute measurement so since we're only interested in proportions it makes no difference whether we use psi, atmospheres, pascal, bar, torr, or whatever). Assuming the balls were inflated at room temperature, that's 77 degrees Fahrenheit or 298.15 Kelvin. For a 16% drop, 298.150.84=250.446K, or -8.86 degrees Fahrenheit.

It was not 9 below in Foxborough.

There are other explanations: Perhaps the ball received A Gronking to Remember* (dunno if that's enough to explain a loss of this degree), natural leakage (ditto), a faulty gauge, etc. Doesn't prove cheating. But it's clearly not due to temperature loss, which has been the go-to explanation for a lot of people (the science of it aside, the temperature loss excuse was never likely anyway because the ideal gas law isn't exactly a brand-spanking-new discovery, and the NFL's been playing cold-weather games for a long time so if that's all there was to it then surely this would have come up before and been addressed already).

Unless I'm completely screwing the math up, which is entirely possible.

Well it looks like Sherman, is the bad guy again.

It hasn’t been this bad since Crabtree lost in man-to-man.

But because of all this madness, we’ve missed one major thing:

Travis Kelce flagged a ref, just as great as the Gronkening.

I'm going to throw in a couple of contributions. The first one is, I've gone ahead and made one of my lactation/cow tf stories free until the end of the week!

Link is here - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZY88UAA -Available Now!-

Secondly, I had a companion piece commissioned for the story, which you can find right here - http://ericstray.com/uploads/3/6/1/9/3619541/madmilkeres.jpg

Enjoy!

This NSFW book has the best title I have ever seen. I'm honestly not certain it's possible to top this.

(Oh, gods, that last line sounded like a double entendre now. Look what you've done!)

So, in other words, a Chuck Tingle book.

Clearly she's talking about Domald Tromp

I'm tempted to buy this and in the same order buy a huge stack of Chuck Tingle gay erotica so they appear in the "people who bought this also bought..." list.

For those who don't know Chuck Tingle, here is a very NSFW sample.

http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Rob-Gronkowski-Erotica/dp/150585766X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1420765800&sr=1-1&keywords=a+gronking+to+remember


odd... still seems to be up.

A Gorking to Remember, the best-selling followup to A Gronking to Remember

Sounds like a chapter in A Gronking to Remember

Intermission fun: Yesterday, I learned that these (possibly NSFW b/c of the titles) books exist. There are no words.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On (Kindle Edition)

Domald Tromp

I was gonna link this book, but it's not romance, it's non-fiction

So I found out this existed

http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Rob-Gronkowski-Erotica/dp/150585766X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420758418&sr=8-1&keywords=a+gronking+to+remember

I laughed my ass off

Done! Now, please do the same to mine!

Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LEP7KCG

Free site link (Smashwords): https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/453349

EDIT: Hmm, so I'm supposed to PM this to you. I'll leave it here, and someone who's got time on their hands or is procrastinating can do it. Let me know if this needs to go in its own thread.

https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B00RN7TNHE?fp=1&pc_redir=T1

Oh

my

god.

Are

these

all

actual

books?

Idk

why,

but

I

love

this.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

Ahem. Amazon link. Maybe NSFW.

Wait, wasn't this a satire on Trump and Putin being gay lovers?

Edit: Never mind, that was this.

Chuck Tingle you say?

All the Firemen—my wildest book yet. Years ago, a writer friend used the phrase 'thirty seconds of courage.' She summed up what it takes for those risks we have to take. A few years of writing fiction for a living have been like that. Taking a breath and risking. Each act of self promotion is much tougher for me than writing a book.

My latest book is a collection of five erotic episodes with firemen. Eve wants her dad's best friend, the town's tough fire chief. The prospect of a job at the firehouse gives her a chance to make her private dreams into reality. Her adventures straddle erotica and erotic romance, forming a complete novel with a reverse-harem vibe. Like all of my books, it's for adventurous readers over 18.

The sex scenes are unusual and detailed. One of the scenes is the longest sex scene I've ever written.

If you're up for a wicked-hot, far-from-formula high-heat 200-page coming of age adventure with a virgin, muscular firefighters, older-younger love, mild BDSM, sharing, kink in the hose room, a heroine who wants to be one of the guys, an eerie small town, ghost stories, danger, and poly romance, take a look at All the Firemen. It's on sale for 99c and free for one day, Sunday, February 10. It's also free to borrow in KU for a limited time. See All the Firemen on Amazon.

Perhaps I could interest you in this

Paperback is available again

Here's all the upcoming books. You can get ahead of the game and request now if you want. I'm pretty sure Amazon considers this on a monthly basis, so try to request them all one time each calendar month.

Next: /u/madisonhsilver: Amazon and Kindle, Kobo and iTunes

Next: /u/eroticawriter4: Amazon and free on Smashwords

Next: /u/Romanticon: amazon and Smashwords

Next: /u/margeauxadler amazon or B&N, Kobo, Google Play, and ARe

So what you're saying is your billionaire triceritops ... doesn't crave gay ass? :)

Serious answer: https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062457714/the-subtle-art-of-not-giving-a-fck

Joke answer: https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

MISTERY ANSWER: https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

The related books are all excellent. My favorite: http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI/ref=pd_sim_kstore_9?ie=UTF8&refRID=1E6Q2PGQHFSJ3637CCDR

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

A Gronking to Remember by Lacey Noonan. Just your average run of the mill Gronk fan fiction.

We all want A Gronking to Remember!

So glad that it's back on Amazon. The blurb is a riot. Going to buy this now.

EDIT: Read the book. It was one of the funniest books I've read in a while. This success is well deserved.

EDIT2: Better yet, listen to Morgan Freeman read the book.

Here is the mobile version of your link

Not nearly as scary as "Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt".

already did that

Excerpted from HOT GOBLIN GIRLS 3 by Paul Lucas

Three months have passed since the quartet of sexy goblin women and their human companion were hired as caravan guards. Two weeks past the equator in southern highlands, the wagons approach the sprawling trading hub of Linlea and the warring wizard guilds there.

Stiletto, the smallest and fiercest of the goblins, finds herself perpetually unlucky in love. Desperate and lonely, she begins falling hard for Joren, her best friend's human husband. Things become even more complicated as she makes an amazing discovery that could make them all very rich--or all very dead--at the hands of murderous sorcerers.

A tale of forbidden lust, kinky sex, and high adventure in a thrilling and believable fantasy world!

Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KE6KPQS

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/658147

Why "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On" by Chuck Tingle (Amazon), is the "Madame Bovary" of my generation.

Are you perhaps thinking of Chuck Tingle's 2016 work Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech or his more recently published Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On?

I like to find some of the weirdest shit imaginable that I would still treasure. Also, some stuff for hobbies that some people might think is pretty weird if they don't know anything about the hobby. Or in other words...normal.

BOOKS:

• A Gronking to Remember (Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series Volume 1--because there are several)
  
• Adventures in Yarn Farming
  
• Hand Job: A Catalog of Type
  
• The Medieval Household: Daily Living c.1150-c.1450
  
• Prehistoric Textiles: The Development of Cloth in the Neolithic and Bronze Ages with Special Reference to the Aegean
  
• Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere (Three Novels)
  
  NOT BOOKS:
  
  
• A Christmas tree ornament of an anthropomorphic Unicornman wearing pink lederhosen
  
• A Christmas tree ornament of a bare-chested, beefcake Santa Claus, as a centaur
  
• A CD from a Mongolian folk-metal band that uses traditional instruments and polyphonic singing
  
• A big, wooden thing that spins and stretches out
  
• A leash and harness so I can take my pet rabbit for a walk
  
• Poison
  
• Textured Vegetable Protein ("Bacon Bits"--Who wants to come over for dinner? :D )
  
• A comic that has the following, riveting synopsis:
  
  Catfish's daily grind of 'enhancing' poultry comes to a halt when he is accidentally tripped up by a loose chicken, causing him to fall victim to his own process. What proportions of his that were once human are now beyond anything normal. Add villainous corporate and military big wigs, a roller-skating weapon-toting chick named Kitten Kaboodle, a gang of tattooed babies, and there's still that enormous beach monster... And what you have is MONDO, in all its raging glory!

He's a legendary womanizer. Women even write erotic literature about getting fucked by him: http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Rob-Gronkowski-Erotica/dp/150585766X/

Watching him play is like watching porn.

I welcome the flood of NFL erotica. A Gronking to Remember sounds amazing

I was involved, see HERE and it was literally the week of my conquest of Parthia lol.

As for the horses, I'm aiming for this. Horses could also use scale armor, but if you prefer it to be a single tech, sure.

https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

+chucktinglethanks:

well i have been writing for a very long time ever since i was a young buckaroo in HOME OF TRUTH UTAH this is where i grew up i was there and it was very lonely just me and mom and dad (everyone else packed up buddy) so it was just us not even the dang taxman thats what dad always said anyway i would write and hide my storys under the floor because it was not SUPPORTED BY MY FAMILY but then there was the BIG FIRE and after that i was on my own no stories no house no nothing so then i started walking it was a long walk but i got picked up a few times LONG STORY SHORT ending up in billings montana that is where i live you anyway i was still writing and then now that i am older son jon said 'hey you should publish these stories online i can help you edit and my bud SAM RAND can help you put them online he is a self publishing man' so then son jon and sam rand helped me make my stories online first one was MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS and that was a real hit. THE REST IS HISTORY BUDDY thanks

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Here ya go!

don't give Lacey Noonan any ideas

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

I always assumed he would star in this book adaptation:

A Gronking to Remember: Book One in The Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series

[A Gronking to Remember] (http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE)

And now we know how "A Gronking to Remember 2" will start.


For the confused - Amazon Link

Here's another one for you
https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Are you Lacey Noonan?

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Somehow this story is still being sold... this doesn't answer your question at all, but I think some people might find it funny :)

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Ah, I got you fam.

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Here is the desktop version of your link

You can right now.

Gonna be committees all the way down.

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B01ATM6I0O

this seemed relevant

Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book

Excerpted from *HOT GOBLIN GIRLS 3 by Paul Lucas

Three months have passed since the quartet of sexy goblin women and their human companion were hired as caravan guards. Two weeks past the equator in southern highlands, the wagons approach the sprawling trading hub of Linlea and the warring wizard guilds there.

Stiletto, the smallest and fiercest of the goblins, finds herself perpetually unlucky in love. Desperate and lonely, she begins falling hard for Joren, her best friend's husband. Things become even more complicated as she makes an amazing discovery that could make them all very rich--or all very dead--at the hands of murderous sorcerers.

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Seriously, look at the guy's twitter, he has this whole roleplay scenario going on with a kind of shitpost-story-arc-of-the-week theme and people actively egg him on in his oddly specific injokes. This seems too oddly specific to be just the work of an AI bot.

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>Nobody has ever called it a devil's triangle, its a devil's threesome, Devil's triangle was 'created' by someone else in the yearbook, and I doubt he thought he created threesomes.

>This is a very, very dumb argument against Kavanaugh, its easily falsifiable and anyone that knows, well, anything, knows a 2 male 1 woman threesome has never, ever been called a 'devil's triangle'



Here's a couple of instances of its usage in the years prior to Kavanaugh's nomination.
Cosmopolitan in 2013: 12. And on the off-chance you're in a "Devil's Triangle" (two dudes, one girl)

And here's a book from 2015, titled: Devil's Triangle: an MMF bisexual menage thriller

You're talking about Domald Tromp. He's the one who got Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On.