(Part 2) Best erotic horror books according to redditors

okay CHECK PLEASE

My favorite is Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing

edit: followed CLOSELY by I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt

Who could possibly pick a favourite when the good doctor's works include such tinglers as Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book, Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing, and the renowned Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".

>Escape the Island of Eldritch Lust (Princess to Pleasure Slave Adventure 2)

Full title https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Eldritch-Princess-Pleasure-Adventure-ebook/dp/B075889FNB, so it's porn. I guess titles are effective:

>His words trail off as you slide from your bench onto your hands and knees and crawl over to him. You gaze hungrily into his eyes as you climb onto his lap. You pull your skirt up and settling your plump bottom atop him. You unbutton your shirt and expose the soft, ample mounds of your breasts cradled by the lace of your bra. He gazes up at you with a surprised grin on his face. You thrust your breasts into his face, smothering his nose and warm lips in the valley between your tits.

>Bog reaches around and grabs your ass with both hands. He moans with lust, his breath hot in your cleavage as he begins kissing the tops of your tits. You unbuckle your bra and shrug it off, feeling a thrill at exposing yourself to this man who is practically a stranger. He ogles your erect nipples and your creamy mounds, but keeps his hands squeezing and cradling your ass in his lap.

A little too tentacular for my tastes, but her eyes are amazing.

Also, the actual book itself is just as terrible as I imagined.

could be worse

Oh, hey! This was commissioned for my book, Escape the Island of Eldritch Lust: https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Eldritch-Princess-Pleasure-Adventure-ebook/dp/B075889FNB

It's an interactive erotica book where you make the choices for the protagonist!

Love Yellowroom!

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-President-Bigfoot-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00QVGSWHA

Taken Hotly By My Handsome Physically Manifested Hot Take by Chuck Tingle

Lorko the Black!?

I'm just sayin', bigfoot pirates are a thing. Just ask Chuck Tingle.

NSFW link (well, the book's NSFW. the page is Amazon).

i wish I didn’t know this existed.... (slightly nsfw but more so just uncomfortable)

My Handsome Mountain Bike Is A Doctor and He Pounds My Butt

I got this.

Don't tell such lies... THIS is his favorite book

How about Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"? Or the thrilling sequel, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"?

It keeps going.

Or there's Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn, if that's what you prefer.

if this were on kindle i would so totally buy it. for all we know, this could be the next Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad!

This is the closest I can get for you. Enjoy the trot, buckaroo.

> Peter Tingle

His brother Chuck is way cooler.

I see your triceratops and raise you an ugly dress.

For less messy amazon links you can extract the part after "/dp/" in

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Politics-Tales-Butthole-Diplomacy/dp/1539878155/

and make it:

https://amzn.com/1539878155

BEEP BOP

Plz send any recommendations via PM

Review submission:
https://www.amazon.com/Buttception-Butt-Within/dp/151164611X/
https://www.chucktingle.com/paperback.html

He then went on to write Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA

You just reminded me to do my periodic activity of reading the titles of new tinglers. And oh boy is this one relevant here

dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)

He's probably been reading this: https://www.amazon.com/Handsome-Mountain-Bike-Doctor-Pounds-ebook/dp/B07B2VYZTR

(NSFW title)

Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing

>After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he’s left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life.

>Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis’s anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to “place of sweet riches” in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis’s body.

>Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts.

>This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient business strategy action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and butthole investment love.

You don't like Feeling The Bern in My Butt?

AS A HUMAN MALE WITH FUNCTIONAL TESTICLES AND A DESPERATION FOR INTIMATE COMPANIONSHIP, I AM FAR MORE LIKELY TO RESPOND WITH LUST WHILE READING BIGFOOT PIRATES HAUNT MY BALLS.

HEADPHONE JACKS SLAMMING BUTTS CANNOT BE ONE OF MY KINKS, BECAUSE THE LACK OF CORDS MEANS THAT IT DOES NOT KINK AT ALL.

Definitely feeling the Bern now.

theory

Dr. Chuck Tingle immediately comes to mind when I hear dinosaur erotica, and his stuff really does get SO much weirder than that! I've never read his books but I'm a fan of him as a person (or persona). Check out his AMAs! There is a surprising amount of depth and humor there.

Edit to add the strangest erotica I've ever seen on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Taken-Swarm-WEREBEES-paranormal-shapeshifters-ebook/dp/B00FP7OIMO

and it's available on Kindle Unlimited. Of course it is.

So, in other words, a Chuck Tingle book.

Meh, I prefer his earlier work.

HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Gayness-Dinosaur-Transitioning-Unicorn-ebook/dp/B00YSLQEVG

Oh

my

god.

Are

these

all

actual

books?

Idk

why,

but

I

love

this.

Amazon link

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia, a gripping tale of... uh... buttsex with a fabricated wiretap scandal, I guess. It's from a Hugo Award finalist (no, really).

Relevant?

Forced feminization by a demon in Succubus.

Oh, and Werebees. That one is unique. I should write it a friend. Then they could breeeeeeeeed.

I was given this as a gift and honestly cannot recommend it highly enough. It makes me laugh audibly.

Just...what?

> Kent is a man with a problem, floundering in the gay dating scene as he looks for something that doesn’t seem to exist, a man who is wild, adventurous and rugged while still being smart, gentle and sophisticated.

>Just when Kent is certain that he’ll never find the best of both worlds, he meets Channing, a living gay dress who is famous online for appearing black and blue to some, and gold and white to others.

No, really...what?

Here is the mobile version of your link

Is it from the same author as, Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad?

Evidently I was not imagining things.

Did you write this thing?

Oh god how do the stingers fit into all of this?

(Very carefully? I'll show myself out... ^No ^I ^won't)

Here you go bee

This one. This is the one. I don't know what the fuck to do with it but something needs to be done.

He deserves more words, like "Slammed In The Butt By My Own Sentient Rebbit AMA" and "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia".

(I have not read these. But one of these days, I'm gonna.)

You're looking for Chuck Tingle's Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls.

+chucktinglethanks:

yes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XZRCJF2/

Dr. Tingle has a book for you

This Chuck Tingle book is basically a documentary on the topic.

Further reading.

Auto-mod wouldn't let me post the link directly, so here you go:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CRTTHMY

Chuck Tingle is hilarious, but definitely did not expect this. The cover art isn't especially relevant though.

OMFG it gets better :
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia

Relevant reading material.

well I was going to include this but i decided not to

Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VRXLNNW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1qTLBbH3TJXKY

Under Legacy:

>The dress was included on multiple year-end lists of notable internet memes in 2015. It was also the subject of a short story by erotica writer Chuck Tingle.


what

Edit: Here it is.

I got "customers who viewed this also viewed..."

This: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/150758833X/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_236_3/184-1876981-7406364?ie=UTF8&dpID=5188FwPyorL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%252C100_&refRID=1P26TP03KD10KA4DVKSH

What the actual fuck

Edit: Looked further, it also recommends a 55-gallon drum of lube. Not a bad price, either.

> Plot twist: Bannon is having an affair with Trump.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia Kindle Edition

Chuck Tingle is apparently pretty good, though I have no experience with his work beyond the titles (such as Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Book ‘Pounded In The Butt By My Book “Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt”’”’”).

OP went on to become hit buckaroo, Chuck Tingle, telling everyone about his adventures in Bigfoot Seduction.

I read something about this recently

Check out the one for Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad - "Unicorns had gone mainstream"

https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-President-Bigfoot-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00QVGSWHA

https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Eldritch-Princess-Pleasure-Adventure-ebook/dp/B075889FNB

You need to read some of Chuck Tingle's books.. like this one. Some fine work he writes.

God I love Chuck Tingle. The best case scenario for the date is definitely that one of the women writes about the federal government shutting down her butt or references Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt and Turns Me Gay.

dont beee too sure

My boyfriend got me one about food and I must say Dr. Tingle really has the market of inanimate objects banging dudes cornered.
https://www.amazon.com/Handsome-Sentient-Food-Pounds-Turns-ebook/dp/B01C4HAB8M

Here you go.
https://www.amazon.com/Feeling-Bern-Butt-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01E1J3PU2

It’s free, for anyone interested