Best erotic horror books according to redditors
We found 664 Reddit comments discussing the best erotic horror books. We ranked the 158 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 664 Reddit comments discussing the best erotic horror books. We ranked the 158 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
Author of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt
and it's sequel Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
Who could possibly pick a favourite when the good doctor's works include such tinglers as Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book, Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing, and the renowned Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".
Of course, you can't help but to be drawn in by the honest titles, such as "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", even if it's just out of morbid curiosity or because you want to attain the highest level of irony ever witnessed.
Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
this is difficult choice i would say and probably it changes very much i would say i have always had kind heart towards REAMED BY MY REACTION TO THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK because it was first big meta tingler that i was proud of in this way. also SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION because it made me a big timer. and last i would say NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING AND THAT'S OKAY because i think this is important message of love that you can have a pounding way but sometimes its okay for our preferred pound to be 'no thanks' and i think this is important message and supports lifestyle of asexual way that is sometimes overlooked but VERY VALID AND IMPORTANT and also way of consent that its okay to say you are not interested of ANY REASON. you do not owe scoundrels anything when it comes to your boundaries buckaroo
Don't forget the third book in the series! Pounded in the Butt by my book "pounded in the butt by my book 'pounded in the butt by my own butt'"
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
But that's where you're wrong. On one end of the spectrum, we've got classics like "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt", while on the other end we've got exciting titles like "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced me Gay." And there's a whole world in between. "All the same," you say. To that, I respond "Ha!"
He made a book about it.
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Hugo-Award-Nomination-ebook/dp/B01EUC93RE
I think the modern version of these is A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay, which has one of the best opening lines of any synopsis I've ever read:
> The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
Sorry...had to
I've actually read his book. Don't be so quick to write him off as a creationist kook. I suggest you at least check out the book's description:
https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G#immersive-view_1509551629919
Personally I found this a staggeringly insightful read into the state of homosexuality in the modern cultural and economic situation.
Naaaw. Nobody got pounded in the butt. Now if it were Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, Space Raptor Butt Invasion or even Professor T-Rex Teaches me Gayness then you'd have a Tingler.
I agree. It should be a sentient jet plane.
He's responsible for the only good thing to have come out of the brexit so far, the amazingly titled Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union.
She obviously has not been introduced to Chuck Tingle and his bestseller 'Space Raptor Butt Invasion'.
> You can't ever judge a book by its cover
I don't know, I think I've got a good idea of what this book is about just based on the cover.
Dont forget Space Raptor Butt Invasion which was nominated for the prestigious Hugo award.
Here's a consolation prize.
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https://www.amazon.com.au/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q
Oh god, that first one has two sequels, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and, as if that weren't meta enough, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".
http://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-Sommelier-Tasting-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00T3TRKR0
Thankfully yes. Check out the other books titles Chuck has written. Hilarious.
Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0795FV3LP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_f.RLDbH8CXP0X
I beg to differ
Just had a look at his Amazon page, and I think you missed the 'best' one: http://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I/ref=la_B00SF2MTYK_1_10?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1422602818&sr=1-10
If there is a book called "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" on Amazon, there is a novel for your kink; or you haven't written it yet.
Are you familiar with the work of Hugo Award-nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle?
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting
Don't forget the landmark trilogy:
And, of course, the climax:
All of which are of course real books. Well, for certain definitions of "real" and "book."
Personally, I'm kind of shocked and disappointed that he hasn't written anything about Cockygate yet. Frankly, it seems tailor made for him. Unless he's the one who wrote those parodies by "Fettucine Holliday," anyway, which is possible I suppose.
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
Did you catch his follow up, 'Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"' ?
Think again!
(possibly nsfw): https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01HJXVP8G
Redirect them to Chuck Tingle, Pounded in the butt by my own butt
It's genius
You mean this one?
It already has a sequel :
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union", the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle.
But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book’s press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling… something real. Soon enough, Buck and his sentient press are on a rooftop high above Billings, unraveling the secrets of The Tingleverse as they learn each other’s bodies.
Will Buck and his own living press find a way to prove their worth to the masses in the greatest meta spin-off of all time? Will a video of their hedonistic encounter be uploaded to the highest layer of The Tingleverse and that prove love is real? There’s only one way to find out.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on physically manifested press action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living marketing concept love
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slammed-Substantial-Amount-Generated-Pounded-ebook/dp/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KWGSESCZFB79AENAPJYJ
He's on Amazon: "Pounded in the butt by my own butt" There is even a sequel: " Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" "
He also does IAmA some times https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8i7e7f/im_chuck_tingle_two_time_hugo_award_finalist_and/
One time he poped into a IAmA with jeff goldblum to ask him who the most handsome dinosaur was/
https://twitter.com/chucktingle/status/1003768324205867008?lang=en
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Looks like he has a new book: https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/bbo5na/dear_marvels_buckaroos_this_is_for_you_revengers/
Tingle heard ya already, like, six times
This is my personal fave
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU#nav-subnav
Sad Puppies and Rabid Puppies. Oversimplified nutshell: Gamergate leakage.
A couple years ago, Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International) and Brad Torgersen (a number of midlength works that are apparently very good) decided to shake up the Hugos, which they saw as too ivory-tower progressive, by getting some of their works nominated, also other young right-leaning writers, and a few stinkers.
One of those stinkers, an author going by the pen name Vox Day (because misspelling "The Voice of God" isn't pathetic) has kept the same tantrum going way past its expiration date. I suppose I should note some of his works, so The War in Heaven (game and novel), SJWs Always Lie: Taking Down the Thought Police, and organizing GGinParis.
He's just crazy enough to think that sane people would find Chuck Tingle offensive, instead of just silly and a good sport about the whole thing. (My experience has always been that authors of self-published and fanfic porn don't take anything too seriously.)
So, anyway, Sad Puppies was to make a point. Rabid Puppies is because Day doesn't realize he's now making a mockery of himself.
My favorite takes on the issue have come from Marko Kloos, one of the right-leaning young authors whom Correia and Torgerson picked for nomination, and George R. R. Martin (this year's followup) .
You: reading peer-reviewed economic papers about Brexit.
Me, an intellectual: reading this.
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'
Not sure if it has photos, but I think if a print version exists of Space Raptor Butt Invasion, it could be a worthy contender to something to make the TSA agent raise an eyebrow or three.
https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_1/130-1252360-8155614?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XNEVJ25SVZR1FDP1DTEH
The sequel
Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass (A Novel)
I learned today there is a cryptocurrency genre of gay erotica
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G
Which one of you wrote this?
Here you go : https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
Disappointed they didn't check out Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the other similar Dinosaur Romance novels
https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
No, but I know where you can buy the book.
Fine literature? Epic poetry? Pshaw, I say.
My vote, of course, is for Chuck Tingle’s My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel, or perhaps his magnum opus Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, or, really, any of the other fine Tingle titles only available on Amazon.com.
I also found...
"A Billionaire dinosaur forced me gay"
The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!
This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel. It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!
Part Two Now Available! The Saga Continues!
edit: The essential sequel
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All
I'm not certain. Likely both.
Here's what I can tell you:
> I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane
> When Alex boards a red-eye flight from New York to Los Angeles, he expects nothing more than another boring business trip. Little does Alex know that the plane itself will soon lead him on a life changing journey of erotic, gay passion.
> After learning about the plane’s side business as a blackjack card counter, Alex agrees to meet the billionaire aircraft at his luxurious Beverly Hills mansion. But when things start to heat up by the pool, Alex is taught a lesson in more than just counting cards.
> This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay plane action, including anal, blowjobs, facials, rough sex, and billionaire plane love.
I'm a big fan of the series:
Source: https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU/
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
How about Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"? Or the thrilling sequel, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"?
It keeps going.
Or there's Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn, if that's what you prefer.
https://www.amazon.com/Helicopter-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire-Novel-ebook/dp/B011YHWHPI
Try the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy by Dr. Chuck Tingle. You may have to read it a couple of times for it to really sink in, but it really helped me get worse.
After you finish that you should easily be able to digest Dr. Tingle's more advanced works. I'd recommend starting with Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time (4th Edition).
These are meant to be jokes, right?
Please tell me I'm not actually laughing at something serious here.
Filthy casual.
If you haven’t searched Chuck Tingle on Amazon you are missing out. Eg “There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He is Handsome”
I thought this was a photoshop... I was wrong.
Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0795FV3LP
Relevant Chunk Tingle (Somewhat NSFW)
Even more relevant Chuck Tingle
As I understand it that was a shitty attempt to imitate Chuck Tingle by one of the Puppies.
What I'm saying is, don't go out of your way.
(edited to add link)
This, in that case, might be right up your street:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G
(Very NSFW)
Especially when they come from space
If the Jets win I will buy this book and post a review of it in /r/WinnipegJets
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I
Edit - oh shit I actually have to do this now
so more like Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt then?
I also feel like it's my duty to inform everyone that "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'" also exists
and of course, don't forget to pick up the sequel -
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
Ah, sounds like the sequel the the riveting read:
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
Here's a Pilot title:
Pounded by the Pence: Making the Vice President Admit He is a Closeted Gay Man by Seducing Him and Making Him Love Himself Enough to Admit His Issues to the World and End His Stupid Policy Ideas
right here but honestly everything Chuck Tingle writes is gold
If Chuck Tingle could write our new reality it'd be a big step up.
Jesus Christ, it's real. I have no words.
When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
There's a whole slew of these books... https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00FI9JFFO/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0
Although, in terms of trying to get as much as possible out of a title, can I recommend "Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost": https://www.amazon.co.uk/Open-Handsome-Sabertooth-Dentist-Ghost-ebook/dp/B06X1DY3R9/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=dinosaur+erotica&qid=1568823828&s=digital-text&sr=1-3
From the same guy who brought you this: Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist ^^^Who ^^^Is ^^^Also ^^^A ^^^Ghost
Erotica novel named "There's a Bitcoin in My Butt and He is Handsome" is available on Humble Bundle, buy buy buy!
Reminds me of this
http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
To be fair, I'm pretty sure those are just fetish tags describing someone's fantasy post, not anything intended to be interpreted as literally true or even plausible. Basically, anyplace on the internet where people can post dirty creative things inevitably gets lots of really weird shit. Else, how do you explain Chuck Tingle?
I would like to see some original cover art for the book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" by Dr. Chuck Tingle.
^^^Yes ^^^it's ^^^a ^^^real ^^^book
I think this is relevant to your interests... https://www.amazon.com/Helicopter-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire-Novel-ebook/dp/B011YHWHPI
Or better yet, well get a sequel to http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ/ref=la_B00SF2MTYK_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1462102019&sr=1-20&refinements=p_82%3AB00SF2MTYK
https://i.imgur.com/gRQ3u8T.jpg
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
> When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
>
> In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
>
> Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
>
> This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
Hier is je inspiratie:
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G
Someone needs to do a new bitcoin ad campaign promoting bitcoin buyers as edgy and badass.
Snapshots:
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That author has one about tide pod sex lmfao
Relevant
for anyone who doesn't get the reference
I believe so, yes. I googled 'pounded in the butt' (risky, I know) and this came up as the top result by the same guy: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_L8u.ybDQK4J8T
He also wrote "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt". How meta can you get?
http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
He also fancies himself as "The Greatest Author of our Generation". I don't know him, butt I already love him. http://www.chucktingle.com/
Handsome, dominant, billionaire planes. But my favourite is, and will forever be, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt".
dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)
It's thread titles like this that help motivate me to get up in the morning and put a smile on my face. I laugh every time I think about how the Hugo awards went full retard and then got pounded in the butt for their trouble
Sort of relevant
Nothing compared to Chuck Tingle's works.
My personal favorite: https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G/
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay
Yeah, I suggest that you don't click BTW. Or the cookies ads will follow you everywhere.
Short version:
First, go look at Dr. Tingle's amazon page. (Really. It's a thing of beauty.) Dr. Tingle has been bringing his own particular brand of love to the reading public for years now.
Fast forward to 2016.
There's an award in science fiction and fantasy called the Hugo. For the last three or four years, the award has become politicized, in a social-conservatives-vs-liberals way. The butthurt is flowing like a river on both sides of whatever the controversy was initially about.
Last year, a guy on the conservative side noticed that he could game the voting. One of the moves he made was to encourage his followers to vote for Dr. Tingle's work Space Raptor Butt Invasion. This book ended up on the Hugo ballot for Best Related Work.
The ironic twist is that Tingle is in fact a genius in the Mister Rogers vein (well...sort of...) and, as a result of these shenanigans, his message of Buckaroohood is finally getting the broader recognition it deserves.
This reminds me of coming across a book on Amazon and I lost it at the title. (I didn't read it though) I didn't know getting screwed by a raptor was a common fantasy. Even worse it's apparently a trilogy
https://www.amazon.ca/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520304933&sr=8-1&keywords=space+raptor&dpID=51XR3M4I5UL&preST=_SY445_QL70_&dpSrc=srch
OP irl
I expected to hear about the famous book Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt
Oder das da.
Hey, some of us do know about linear time. Here's a treatise from a Hugo nominated author about it
So it turns out a girl I recently went on a date with is am anti-vaxxer. I rather her turn out to be a man like all my other dates. The good news is, I’ve officially gone gay. And will be having my butt pounded by linear time. long calls for Amazon!
I tried that once, but then I was https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI
Pounded By The Pound
best tingle book by far
speaking of brexxxit
And for the real bitcoin lover there's https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G/r
What the fuck
Publishing on amazon is great. So much inovation that could never have been achieved otherwise. Like the classic Space Raptor Butt Invasion https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00S4B95RQ?pc_redir=T1
Also, u/warlizard makes a lot of money off it. I don't know if the two are related, but I have my suspicions.
This is barely the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Chuck Tingle. His novels could probably put this sub out of business.
Example
and another
Chuck Tingle Says Otherwise
It's already been done.
So, in other words, a Chuck Tingle book.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B01FDZJHGO
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Ethereum is not the first to introduce crypto concepts via the medium of erotica/porn:
For example, there's this charming book on Amazon:
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome
Not sure about doors but it can penetrate butts
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH CHUCK TINGLE.
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay
Beh problemi nei confronti di chi ama i dinosauri?
All I needed to Google was "Billionaire Dinosaur".
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay
https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
Buy 6 copies of this.
There is apparently an entire series of these:
Pounded in my butt by my own butt
Cheesy Puff came to life and pimped my gay ass
I Seduced Bigfoot to Save Broadway from the Homophobic Sasquatches...And I Liked it!
But the prize has to go to :Pounded by The Biker Rainbow Come to Life!
I have been waiting for someone to say this.
Here is Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Butt.
https://www.amazon.com/Helicopter-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire-Novel-ebook/dp/B011YHWHPI
It's a "gay" e-novel. If a male helicopter having sexual relations with a male billionaire dinosaur is gay.
I warn you in case you don't want your Amazon to recommend weird, weird stuff to you by clicking on that link.
You're getting downvoted for some reason, but it's a real book and he just keeps going
Relevant (NSFW probably)
The fourth in the series:
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B071FHQ67V/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_.koUBbN1Z2067
"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'"
That's why I recently started reading There's a Bitcoin in my butt by Chuck Tingle. It's refreshing to switch to another writing style sometimes.
Someone in another thread told me the were-shifter genre (including various species of were animals) is like the single most successful erotic genre on amazon. Don't know if it's true but there certainly are a lot of them.
And then there's this.
yeah, like this guy
http://www.amazon.com/Gay-T-Rex-Law-Firm-Executive-ebook/sim/B00S30K4LO/2 ?
Believe it or not, that's one of the results Google gave me on a keyword search: https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
I could not possibly make this shit up
Can't wait to see what new features they bring in the Tingle update.
Chuck Tingle is that you?
Excuse me sir, but there are several visionaries in the MLP FanFic community that have gone on to great things. One brony went on to sell 50 copies of his autobiography on Amazon's self-published platform. He may become the next Chuck Tingle!!!
Oh
my
god.
Are
these
all
actual
books?
Idk
why,
but
I
love
this.
This Chuck Tingle person has some niche fetishes
This is a book.
do they ever...
Comes with this instructional ebook.
You'd be surprised.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ
This will make your week then.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
No, I'm pretty sure that's right.
Don't forget the sequel: Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VDRUI5Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ykDVDbP7R45S8
We must go deeper
Oh have I got something for you.
Cut back or abstain from smoking weed. Self-medicating like this will sap yoir motivation and hurt you in the log run. Is this is good as it gets? Hell no. Look into daughters eyes when she is truly happy. That's as good as it gets. Now take a bow...because you helped make that happen!
Employers aren't calling you because they haven't figured out a way to make money off you, or they are making money off someone else. Why not use your savings to find out what you can do that is self-sustainable. Can you write about people fucking? Chuck Tingle writes books about books pounding people in the butt and he will retire long before you or I will (self-publish erotica if that was too obtuse).
Do you. Be you. Become yourself. Stop smoking weed and learn how to market it (legally, not dealing). You've got the time. I the US, it will probably be legal within five years. Elsewhere it will be legal in five years and five minutes. This is what they call a "growth opportunity."
You might like this: (NSFW) https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G#nav-subnav
I found this and the follow up sequel here
Warning: NSFW
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union is honestly one of the most insightful books on the subject. Truly a tingle-worthy essential.
"Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G
Bestseller IIRC.
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
That series goes 2 levels deeper, iirc.
Also, don't forget Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union and, of course, its sequel, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union".
Meta-book about the popularity of the book
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_3/253-0503810-8471017?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V9H82KP5S6WBD6SGYYPK
Don't forget this!
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G
Rear entry?
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G
There's A Bitcoin in my Butt and He is Handsome
Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod
I mean I know it ain’t the same but they do have dinosaur porn, a relatively good amount. Hell they even have homosexual dinosaur centric erotica.
See - https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO
And - https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
What a rip off.
A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay is only $2.99.
If you would like to know more about gay dinosaurs, you can always check out Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner at your local library.
Non-mobile: Chuck Tingle>>>>>>>Dickens
^That's ^why ^I'm ^here, ^I ^don't ^judge ^you. ^PM ^/u/xl0 ^if ^I'm ^causing ^any ^trouble. ^WUT?
The cover is a hard one, artists are not that cheap. I sometimes feel good Indie books can be hiding behind a stick figure! (But I don't have time to find out ;3).
Spacefaring Dino Erotica is where it's at ;3.
start writing about a sex topic? that sounds worse than the date to the Museum of
bachelorBroken Relationships.Hopefully some wag in the group is a fan of author Chuck Tingle - no windmills, just good ol fashioned Dinosaur erotica (amazon link: Space Raptor Butt Invasion, or the important piece of literature "Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent"
And thus I give you the following Hugo nominated work:
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/
Let's be honest THIS is why you use a Kindle.
Haha, no. =) But I thought this book was really helpful, I bet you could get a lot out of it: A Drunks Guide to Managing Expectations and Being Decent
I've gone on a bit of a rant so skip if you like... recovering from a really bad cold has left me with too much time on my hands.
I think what shocked people was killing Sean Bean (one of the only characters with mainstream name recognition)... also viewers versus readers.
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SF/F is mainstream--I don't understand why people buy into it being niche. Everything from Harry Potter (main characters die left and right, morally ambiguous characters abound), the True Blood/Twilight series, Tolkien (main characters die left and right, morally ambiguous characters abound). The problem is the fantasy readership who want to gatekeep what fantasy is--namely epic fantasy. If you haven't read the modern classics of epic fantasy then you aren't a fantasy reader (which excludes a lot of very good fantasy coming out that isn't written in pseudo-medieval England). The reason these tropes aren't surprising is because there is a glut in the market. It is the same in the romance genre where stories are reused because readers want a quick escapist read with easy to follow stories and recognisable landmarks.
​
As for mainstream/non-genre fiction, everything from American Psycho to Gone Girl, not to mention classics like The Great Gatsby, have problematic protagonists and/or main characters dying. YA fiction is full of this kind of thing as well -- 13 Reasons Why for instance.
Sorry for the rant but it really pisses me off when people (general, not you specifically so this isn't an attack just a vent) say that SF/F is niche. Ok, yes, so I've been reading SF/F since I was a little kid, but I pretty much read everything that isn't biography. I've yet to meet anyone who hasn't read some fantasy whereas there are loads of people who haven't read science fiction or romance or graphic novels. But there is still this rigid gatekeeping about what fantasy is (for example someone told me True Blood was women's fiction and not fantasy). There is this idea that ASOIAF was the first big cross-over as if adaptations of Tolkien, Rowling, Myers (barf), and Charlaine Harris weren't wildly popular years before.
​
Sanderson (btw, I love Sanderson and have been following him since Elantris first came out) is fundamentally wrong. Sure anything can happen in fantasy but anything can happen in any genre--Space Raptor Butt Invasion and Chuck Tingle's work, in general, is a very good example. Sanderson's comment reduces fantasy to a setting/background--which it isn't and shouldn't be. I'll say this though: most epic fantasy is just a backdrop to the hero-makes good story. So in that sense he is correct. Swift's Gulliver's Travels is probably the best use of fantasy as a genre ever--because it uses the 'anything can happen' attitude and uses it as a critique of society. So I'd modify Sanderson's point to say that SF/F is a genre that provides the distance between the reader and society to better critique and understand the world we live in. Otherwise, it is just background and a sandbox for wish fulfillment--which is totally valid it just shouldn't be treated as the definition of what fantasy is.
​
Rant over. I'm going to make myself some tea and reflect on just spewing a bunch of thoughts on the internet as opposed to considered responses. TGIF
>but I'm not sure if it does in western media, like I've never heard of stuff like this before
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488046851&sr=8-1&keywords=dinosaur+butt
No movie yet, but here's the book Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
The titles of these Chuck Tingle books are too good
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51dFEIT66SL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v3%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-44_OU02_AC_UL160_SR100%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=3C639XS0JJ7MXNBMZ9CX
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I
Granted.
You must devour every book Chuck Tingle has ever written. This includes his timeless classic, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane.
In case y'all fuckers don't believe me:
https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I
well it is
THE BOOK LINKED BELOW IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT HUMANS WANT FROM US.
LINK: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00SX6HS5I/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?qid=1462407179&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=gay+plane&dpPl=1&dpID=51dFEIT66SL&ref=plSrch
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=nodl_
Maybe this book will solve your questions
https://www.amazon.com/Helicopter-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire-Novel-ebook/dp/B011YHWHPI#nav-subnav
Can't forget that this exists...
Already an erotic dramatization: Helicopter man pounds billionaire dinosaur's ass: a novel
You should settle for being the next Chuck Tingle.
Honestly, this was that moment for me.
Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups is an erotic novel by Chuck Tingle.
Oh it can't be that b.... oh... oh my...
Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book waiting to be written,
Bicep Charles and the barbell in my butt prostate massage affair.
amazon.com/dp/F938REID0V
Yes, it has been.
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No worries, Chuck Tingle's got your back fam!
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G
Scriviamo qualcosa come tipo questo?
> When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
> In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
> Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
> This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HJXVP8G
I got you covered.
That sounds like a Chuck Tingle novel...
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G
Remind me of this book (Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union) by Chuck Tingle.
This list badly needs this book in it. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G
There's a lot of unicorns, too. Some bigfoots (bigfeet?) And quite a few metaphorical concepts, like Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union
>Actually naziism isn't compatible as a philosophy with sikhism
Then stop promoting nazi propaganda.
>But I guess that anything a nazi said is wrong by virtue of having been said by a nazi?
It's both wrong and nazi propaganda, both of which have been repeatedly demonstrated throughout this thread.
>I'm not lying about Jewish people you idiot.
You lied about the Rothschilds, who are Jewish.
> I'm saying that the banking system has nothing to do with Jews
"Yes the World Bank and Federal Reserve etc are controlled by a small group of private banks, which includes the Rothschilds"
You literally said it has to do with Rothschilds, who you singled out.
>But also kind of ironic that whilst I argue that the corruption of World banking
Can you even explain what "World banking" is, because it clearly isn't the US central bank for the rather obvious reason that it doesn't operate globally. Is it the World Bank? Is it both?
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ReAd A BoOk
At least we're moving on now.
And Chuck just announced his new release, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"!
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G
Good news op! Its available for free with the Kindle app.
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Handsome-Laundry-Detergent-ebook/dp/B0795FV3LP/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
Das ist doch von gestern. Sein neuestes Buch ist über Tide Pods
Or how about this one: Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod - https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0795FV3LP/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527119993&sr=1-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=tide+pod&dpPl=1&dpID=51vbv7PlnVL&ref=plSrch
Definitely this.
Make sure you read the reviews, so you can see how it has helped others.
A lot of people find economic coercion and manipulation delightfully kinky. There are genres of erotica devoted to it. Among other things...
Let's not forget these https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G#nav-subnav
http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
What about stupid subjects, like this book
https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G
Trigger warning, a challenger appears;
http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Dinosaur-Forced-Me-Gay-ebook/dp/B00MCVVH6G/ref=pd_sim_kstore_16?ie=UTF8&refRID=09RHJX1CB3K06QSSDXEE
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_qcWGxb33CXH9S
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_XJ1IzbFXRNAK7
[Pretty much this.] (http://www.amazon.com/Gay-T-Rex-Law-Firm-Executive-ebook/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1450322497&sr=8-9&keywords=pounded+in+the+butt+by+my+own+butt)
Trashy romance novels... buddy who rides dinosaurs...
Space Raptor Butt Invasion?
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
If Space Raptor Butt Invasion can get at least 40 readers to buy it, anything is possible.
Edit: oh my god, there’s a trilogy
Edit 2: ....apparently it’s actually pretty good? Disturbed and fascinated.
I kind of want to buy this book now
Edit: This book
> Where is the place to share this sort of information? Asking for a friend.
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/
Space Raptor Butt Invasion
Personally I think Space Raptor Butt Invasion is better.
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ
The rest of the script leaked.
Hammer boyGendry still wants to bang her in dragon form, the rest of the script can be found hereGreat fantasy
lol sassysquach doesn't have anything on space raptor butt invasion
https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/
Amazon lists nearly 600 books classified as "Dinosaur Erotica", including this beauty, Space Raptor Butt Invasion. So yeah, 60 for Illuminati Self Help doesn't sound as weird in the context of knowing that...
http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8
Is this a joke or does he really have a PhD from DeVry in holistic massage? It is actually believable...
thank you very good tips from a good writer. maybe more books about dinosaurs?
http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/
didnt know this was a hit hollywood book until my son edited it for me thanks
As someone who's subscribed to /r/amazonwtf and /r/pieceofshitbookclub, trust me when I say that there's way weirder stuff out there
I prefer airplane erotica
+chucktinglethanks:
thank you i hope you enjoy THE TINGLEVERSE there are so many books to choose from maybe a classic tingler like I'M GAY FOR MY LIVING BILLIONAIRE JET PLANE is a good place to start.
This may be relevant top your interests.
How about Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting?
INDEED.
https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
several copies of this book.
Perhaps this? https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
Relevant e-book [Slightly? NSFW]
Dr. Chuck Tingle would like to have a word with you. ^read ^^the ^^^discription
Clearly these people aren't familiar with the works of Chuck Tingle.
I bet you guys don't even read Chuck Tingle.
This: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00TLXWVRM
Maybe this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UYC1ASU
Unfortunately, this one is out of your budget: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005MR3IVO
Really? It wasn't Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"?"
Or the controversial sequel Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'?
I’m pretty sure that’s the intro to Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass (a novel).
I've got just the book for you.
For my 16th birthday my friends bought me a physical copy of a book by that author, it was called "Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass". Heres the ebook for any interested parties: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Helicopter-Pounds-Dinosaur-Billionaire-Novel-ebook/dp/B011YHWHPI
relevant: Oppressed in the Butt by my Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
Didn't he also write "oppressed in the butt by my inclusive holiday coffee cups" as well?
EDIT: Yes. Yes he did. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017UW5POQ For your holiday delights.
This makes me wish for a high-budget movie adaptation of Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".
For less messy amazon links you can extract the part after "/dp/" in
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI/
and make it:
https://amzn.com/B01A92WFXI
BEEP BOP
Plz send any recommendations via PM
Best I could find
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure
Chuck Tingle books are amazing. I was especially impressed by the rapidity with which he came out with Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination. It was like three days after they got him on the ballot. And his twitter account, oh my God.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B01FDZJHGO?ie=UTF8&qid=1464127206&ref_=la_B00SF2MTYK_1_22&refinements=p_82%3AB00SF2MTYK&s=books&sr=1-22#navbar
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
Chuck Tingle never fails to deliver.
This man is my hero.
I think what a lot of first time readers don't realize about Chuck Tingle is that he's possibly one of the best surrealist shitpost artists of his time, like the Neil Cicierega of smutty amazon books, or something along those lines. I mean, hear me out; he's directly targeting the niche market of bland, cookie cutter vampire-werewolf erotica that gets sold to soccer moms frustrated with their husbands - while also being both 0% and 100% serious about it at any given time.
Seriously, look at the guy's twitter, he has this whole roleplay scenario going on with a kind of shitpost-story-arc-of-the-week theme and people actively egg him on in his oddly specific injokes. This seems too oddly specific to be just the work of an AI bot.
Also, I mean... come on. He's written satirical social commentaries about Trump, Brexit and even those starbucks holiday cups (yes, all the links mentioned are nsfw). You gotta give him at least some credit for that.
Don't be silly. This is post-Brexit Britain.
He's gone full meta guys
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2ZR605GQN439B53J6XM6
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
I wonder how it compares to Chuck Tingle's take
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
Must go deeper.
Infinite economic growth is possible when you consider that more and more products are intellectual in nature. The Work of esteemed Dr. Chuck Tingle is probably the best proof you can find for this. 10 years ago, you couldn't make a living writing Gay Erotic Bitcoin Fanfiction, but today, it is completely possible. "There is a Bitcoin in my Butt and he is Handsome" isn't at all dependent on the finite resources of our planet. Neither is "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt" for that matter. Yet these literary masterpieces enable Dr. Tingle to carve out a living for himself doing what he loves.
Link related.
https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=There+is+a+bitcoin+in+my+butt&qid=1569538646&sr=8-1
Os melhores continuam a ser este e este na minha modesta opinião
[Chuck Tingle>>>>>>>Dickens] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00S30K4LO/ref=kina_tdp?ie=UTF8)
Tanks and The Modern Army, by J.S. Woulden, is a highly regarded source
> Just want someone to talk about space and dinosaurs with
> I don't want a sexual thing
Not even Space Raptor Butt Sex?
"Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.
But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.
Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love."
Kirk's book
It's definitely up there with some of his more meta works...
You should read this, OP: https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU
It’s a great read but it’s no Chuck Tingle bestseller!