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Did you say massive cast iron boner?

Nsfw- https://www.amazon.com/Artistic-Solutions-Mythology-Sexuality-Sculpture/dp/B004V06TT6

Well if you want a Dick, I got you covered.

Or, you may prefer a Buddy Christ.

THE MISSING LINK
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EDIT: Source: https://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2

EDIT pt2: link only shows trump on desktop browser

\> what mods do you all suggest?

These should do the trick.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00NM3MOLU/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019K2SZ1O/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0170AC2V2/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000AP5974/

Amazon. It's really nicely detailed, and it has a heavy base which lends it a good amount of weight.

This is the link he sent. It is really nice.

Large Baphomet On Pedestal in Faux Stone Finish Statue by Pacfic Trading https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SQ2YVPY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DWRUCbACC99GD

Price 9.11$

Coincidence? I think not.

I can dig that first one.

Found the one I was thinking about though.
http://uedata.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BX5PD2/ref=s9_hps_ft_g201_i2

note the person on the computer in hyroglifics

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00SQ2YVPY/


It's the statue I posted an example of in the sticky for altar supplies. :) Only $64 on Amazon, looks great and feels as heavy as it looks.

Spoiler alert

Link fixed.

Hey to the person that asked about the Baphomet statue, here it is on Amazon. I'd highly recommend using Amazon Smile and set the donation to the Freedom From Religion Foundation (or TST or ACLU or wherever your black heart leads), that's how I ease my guilty conscience for using such a horrible company.

Want the cast iron version?

It's a 60's enamel bottle opener from Greece, showing a famous statue from 460 BC of Pan being typically priapic.

I found it, or at least a similar one on Amazon:

$193.95 on Amazon.

Swinging sticks from Ironman 2

I got that on Amazon for $35ish https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQJ3AI3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_8IrQDb7XF7ZA3

Why not use this one?

https://www.amazon.com/Gifts-Decor-Grinning-Realistic-Replica/dp/B009LGCO4O/

It's cheaper, and has prime shipping.

You mean This Sword?

Fun fact, you can just buy Maneki Nekos

Bronze Resin Halloween Skull Candy Bowl Dish Statue Sculpture Skeleton https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JSSVI24/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_GJGxrInYtmOv2

have one before Christmas

http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-Gladiators-Sword-Pompeii/dp/B009QU8BDI

Looks like a swinging sticks kinetic energy doodad.

https://www.amazon.com/Fortune-Products-Swinging-Kinetic-Sculpture/dp/B005I4VPVG

$27.90 on Walmart. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Design-Toscano-Gladiator-s-Sword-of-Pompeii-Sculpture/22130342

$28.09 on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-Gladiators-Sword-Pompeii/dp/B009QU8BDI

Thanks! I got it on amazon :)

• I purchased http://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Christ-Statue-Dashboard-Driver/dp/B000AP5974/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1345173521&sr=8-2&keywords=buddy+jesus but I think it was about $7 when I purchased it.
  
• Then I got a table leg from lowes and stained it with a nice mahogany stain I had lying around (same stain as the kegerator wood).
  
• Drilled a hole in the bottom of jesus and used gorilla glue to hold it in place.
  
• Drilled a hole in the table leg and used (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0026GZU0Q/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00) from amazon for the tap handle thread.
  
  Did a similar process for the lightsaber tap handles.

Decorate already! These books ends would look wonderful and go well with the decor you already brought in. I think that This little guy would look simply adorable keeping an eye on your computer desk. I love black cats and books so if you do too this trinket box might work out well. Could we request a GC? I am saving for a vaccum otherwise surprise me, I wish you the best of luck finding some things for your desk/office area.

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Sorry, bud. I can't think of anything with his resemblance. I found this on Amazon, though, and it's pretty affordable.

https://www.amazon.com/Richard-Nixon-President-Bust-Statue/dp/B01576LUXC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1483117191&sr=8-1&keywords=richard+nixon+statue

What about signing a skull? You can keep it as home decor after!

https://www.amazon.com/Gifts-Decor-Grinning-Realistic-36245/dp/B009LGCO4O/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=plastic+skull&qid=1565116860&s=gateway&sr=8-3

I have this statue as well... It's made out of a nice quality resin of some type.

The pictures do it no justice; it's absolutely lovely: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQJ3AI3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_P3wGDbE4ZF234

Skulls!

HANDMADE ROCKS!

Elephant! Because that's my favorite :3 Also I would love to have this! http://www.amazon.com/Bronze-Trunk-Up-Elephant-Statues/dp/B002ADEUJW/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=11P20VUCUL1BS&coliid=I2WX3H4EQJ7YJL

I have one of [these] (http://www.amazon.com/Buddy-Christ-Statue-Dashboard-Driver/dp/B000AP5974)

Can we crowdfund the $1000 to send her one of these?

I got mine on Amazon

there's a few but not sure they have much of a standard name

here's two different ones

https://www.amazon.com/Swinging-Sticks-Kinetic-Energy-Sculpture/dp/B005I4VPVG

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Chaos-Machine-Double-Pendulum/

Well you mentioned the Korra one and the Lin one together which made me think you were talking about the zwyer statues not the dark horse ones. The aang statuette is definitely not low quality

Dark Horse Deluxe Avatar: The Last Airbender: Aang Statue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01BGI833U/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i0pXAbVGHF4MP

I own this necklace and its very well made

this is probably the most accurate and satisfying Baphomet statue appearance, tho I have not ordered it yet as it's quite expensive

Here is a satanic pentagram ring, or alternatively, here is a Baphomet ring

here is a Baphomet Jewelry Box, and here is an incense cone holder where the smoke comes out of Baphomet's mouth

Heres some extra stuff:

mortar & pestle

satanic bedtime stories

Baphomet Wall plaque

Baphomet Poster

pentagram ritual bowl

ritual knife, do not cut anything with it

Hope this helps

https://www.amazon.com/Michelangelo-Sculpture-Figurine-Vittoria-Collection/dp/B01F8GF6WM/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1542970333&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=bust+of+david&dpPl=1&dpID=31ZrAp2C8VL&ref=plSrch

I had to ask a more normal person what was considered "crazy". She voted this. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009LGCO4O/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_S_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=SDX8SXL0E08Y&coliid=I2WG0F1RDUYZEY
I thought the titanium spork was weird personally...

this if you have prime

if no to prime this

Strawberry Bubblegum

Either http://www.amazon.com/Graphitti-Designs-Christ-Dashboard-Statue/dp/B000AP5974 or http://www.amazon.com/View-Askew-Buddy-Christ-Bobble/dp/B000B91NS8/ref=pd_sim_t_3

Depending on how much you like bobble heads.

https://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478805538&sr=8-1&keywords=egyptian+frog+goddess

You can get one from Amazon if you have $1000:

https://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2

But where are the cheep replicas?

Amazon has it for $26 as well, free shipping w/ Prime
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQJ3AI3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_bDzbBbDPXK2R4

It's 10" tall though, so maybe too large for what op has in mind

https://www.amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/dp/B001BX5PD2

Pepe is Kek's only begotten son

Except for the part where it's a real item available for sale from Amazon

how the fuck is this over $280 on Amazon

I need some good luck.
http://www.amazon.com/Bronze-Trunk-Up-Elephant-Statues/dp/B002ADEUJW/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=PJHZX84PCCBO&coliid=IFDBXL0C0QKWH
Thank you for the contest.

Amazon has some cute things:

Winged cat gargogyle shelf sitter

3D Jack O Lantern LED lights

Spider Webs and Bats Lace Curtain panels

Resin Pumpkin shelf sitter

and http://www.vintagehalloween.com/vintagehalloweenstore.html

has some very cute Johanna Parker Halloween items.

You could also go to Etsy (.com) for cute and spooky Halloween decorations.

Hey, I have that statue! Affe mit Schaedel. It sits on my desk. :) http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-PD0053-Darwins-Sculpture/dp/B001O6G30U It's pretty nice, if anyone else likes it.

Mischief Managed.

1. So I can hear those crybabies whine with much better quality.
   
2. Why even be cryptic? Who likes to sweep?
   
3. Our patio umbrella could use a hat to protect it from the sun.
   
4. It's a game book... a book for my games!
   
5. The cheap secrets go in the physical trunk; the more valuable secrets, the secrets that can never get out, those go in a far more delicate trunk.
   
6. Capeless glass for Mrs. Blu, the Wonder Woman to my Superman.

Here's one going for 10 minutes straight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFtijBf3zE

You can purchase one for only about $300.00 USD

https://www.amazon.com/Fortune-Products-Swinging-Kinetic-Sculpture/dp/B005I4VPVG

This one on Amazon is 6 inches and in glass. Only $34 looks like it's what you're looking for

Reminded me of this from my childhood. I used to sit and look at it in the Sears catalog. As I look back on it, I am suprprised that Sears was so high on fine art. Allthough, I guess it was more of a decorator piece, which makes more sense for Sears.

My PI had cool glass sculptures around her office so I got her this to add to the collection:


Crystal Statue

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It might be a bit on the expensive side for your purposes though.

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If you find a cool pin or brooch that would be great too. Though the letter and stopping by periodically to check in would probably do a lot in their own right.

Figurine, per the movie

The bobble on the other hand seems to be difficult to find.

Amazon!

Zywer Industries made some.

There are also Dark Horse figures for Aang, Korra, and Aang's statue in LoK.
Also a Nendoroid of Korra.
Additionally Mondo did a Korrasami statue but i'm pretty sure that's sold out so you would have to get that second hand on ebay.

PRAISE KEK!

http://www.amazon.com/Maneki-Money-Chinese-Japanese-Statue/dp/B003V1GBBC/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hg_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=06SD185E0P3JT7TRED3J

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the sword is available for purchase on amazon right now. http://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-Gladiators-Sword-Pompeii/dp/B009QU8BDI

You can get a replica off Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Design-Toscano-Natural-Hercules-Diomedes/dp/B004TTU5WG/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=hercules+and+diomedes&qid=1569032932&sr=8-1

There are other places selling bronze replicas of it.