Best diary, cheese & eggs according to redditors

We found 701 Reddit comments discussing the best diary, cheese & eggs. We ranked the 286 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.

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Top Reddit comments about Dairy, Cheese & Eggs:

u/cobbs_totem · 136 pointsr/funny
u/stalepolishcheetos · 133 pointsr/technology

Ordered XL but needed a Small, they delivered an XL!

Edit: this reminds me of the gallon of milk on Amazon with the funny reviews https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

u/Poogzley · 58 pointsr/techsupportgore
u/DirteDeeds · 54 pointsr/pics

Then you must read the reviews for Tuscan Whole milk of legend.
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

u/A1ex07 · 47 pointsr/gifs
u/mealsharedotorg · 41 pointsr/technology

Reminds me of the infamous reviews of Tuscan milk from Amazon. So funny the NY Times wrote an article about the reviews.

u/Bexlyp · 35 pointsr/TrollXChromosomes

The top review on this gallon of milk remains my favorite. I hope that reviewer got class credit for it.

u/Edelweiss123 · 33 pointsr/pics

American here, can confirm Gjetost is delicious (YAY-toast) You can find it at Safeway or QFC, usually it's a brand called "Ski Queen" It's in a bright orange cube, hard to miss.

I'd describe the taste as a very sweet, very nutty cheese--it's good with fruit, or on warm toast.

Looks like this

u/wontonforevuh · 29 pointsr/funny

I guess its akin to Tuscan Whole Milk?

u/DominarRygelThe16th · 28 pointsr/The_Donald

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

>Parmigiano Reggiano, Bonati Riserva Cheese (Whole Wheel) Approximately 80 Lbs

>Price: $2,565.57 ($32.07 / pound) + $264.05 shipping

u/TheMacMan · 24 pointsr/funny

>is turning

It has been for 10+ years. You've had Tuscan Whole Milk, right?

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

u/oddsnends · 23 pointsr/hardware

Remember the crypto craze?? AMD remembers.

Seriously, though, 3rd party vendors do this in every Amazon sub-category. You can buy a gallon of Tuscan Dairy Vitamin D Whole milk for $74.00 if you want to. Eventually, it will be revealed that this is how drug cartels are laundering money. Until then, enjoy the lols.

u/diuge · 22 pointsr/WTF
u/the_tch · 19 pointsr/funny

I like these, also check out the vendor list

u/Backstop · 19 pointsr/gaming

Amazon isn't going to do anything about it. Look at the reviews for jugs of milk that they leave up. Those are just silly and nonsexual, but clearly whoever is in charge of moderating the reviews has a pillow and blanket under their desk.

u/Kunstwaffen · 19 pointsr/Louisville

For those not familiar with tuscan milk , read the reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

u/sweet__leaf · 18 pointsr/vegan

You don't need eggs, and they're not even healthy for you (egg companies cannot legally say they are nutritious). Consider making tofu scrambles if you want clean protein, or making chia seed french toast. If you REALLY want that eggy flavor, check out kala namak (black salt) or the Vegan Egg.

(Sorry if I came off condescending I just really love chickens and hate to see them used for their eggs)

u/Semiorganic · 17 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

I dunno if they're real reviews though. I don't know where all the people come from, but there's some sort of Amazon Funny Reviews Brigade that posts a lot of comments on a lot of obscure and absurd items (for example the banana slicer, "For Her" pens, and Tuscan Whole Milk)

u/turabaka · 17 pointsr/AskReddit
u/Frostiken · 17 pointsr/Justrolledintotheshop

Every time I see things written out like that, all I can think about are the reviews on this page: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

u/kayla_mincerepublic · 16 pointsr/ketorecipes
u/Derf_Jagged · 14 pointsr/mildlyinteresting
u/starfries · 13 pointsr/educationalgifs

oh wow, it really is $3000. Only $4.99 shipping though!

u/_kristina · 13 pointsr/ketorecipes

Thank you!! I used this recipe, though I followed it loosely. I'm not that good of a cook, but turned out really tasty!

I can only give you estimates of the the ingredients, sorry.

Coconut Penang Curry - Chicken


Ingredients


  1. Mince the garlic and cut the peppers, chicken, and broccoli into bite size pieces.
  2. Season the chicken with salt and pepper.
  3. Pour oil into pan and stir minced garlic until fragrant. Fry the chicken until cooked and both sides are golden. Remove the chicken from the pan once done.
  4. In another pan (or clean the one you used to fry the chicken), add oil and stir in curry paste and fry until it's fragrant.
  5. Add in the coconut of milk a spoonful at a time and stir. When you're halfway done with the can, add the chicken back in.
  6. Continue adding in the coconut milk until there's none left.
  7. Add in vegetables and let it simmer until your veggies are soft to your liking.
  8. Remove from heat and serve. :D

    Most of the carbs is in the coconut milk, which is about 10g per can. Then the rest mostly comes from the vegetables, which you can omit/add in less of if you'd like and just add in more chicken haha.

    Net carbs: 24g for the whole thing. Depends on how hungry you are, but I ate like half of it.
u/B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N-7-Q · 13 pointsr/ketorecipes

Here's the whisps if you're interested.

Cello Whisps Parmesan Cheese Crisp, 9.5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B5EF0OK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_zpBCybTZ051JN

u/Unoriginal_UserName9 · 12 pointsr/crappyoffbrands

It's just a local dary, like Tuscan. They supply a lot to schools and food service industries.

u/theskymoves · 12 pointsr/ofcoursethatsathing

I love amazon for those reviews. The tuscan milk and three wolf t-shirt are great ones too.

Milk

tshirt

u/sh2003 · 11 pointsr/dogecoin

I'm sorry but if you've purchased something from a business you should contact them about it, not post it on dogecoin dragging everyone else into your drama.

Should we start ragging on Amazon on here too while we're at it? I fucking purchased Tuscan whole milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz and it was not what I expected. Mine came used and had formed cheese curds at the bottom, which, while it's perfect for poutine, I didn't ask for. Now I have cheese curds and no french fries. Thanks obama.

Edit: The number of people who seriously thought I bought milk makes this all the more hilarious.

u/zombie_overlord · 11 pointsr/AskReddit

The first two reviews of Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz on amazon. This is my favorite thing on the whole internet.

u/barrettj · 11 pointsr/Frugal

Milk - just check out the reviews, you know it's good shit.

u/fuzzynyanko · 11 pointsr/videos

A lot of it is one company: Dean Foods, and they own Tuscan

u/FINALAVENUE · 11 pointsr/dataisbeautiful
u/gillyyak · 10 pointsr/keto

Compare to Whisps, the TJ's is a much more price friendly. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

u/acepincter · 9 pointsr/funny

Good review, but not as good as those madmen over at Tuscan Whole Milk

u/TheBeardedMann · 8 pointsr/funny

Bought one. Worked great till I spilled my Tuscan Milk all over it while reading How To Avoid Huge Ships. Luckily I had bought some Uranium Ore at the same time. Sprinkled a little over the cable, and it works perfect now.

u/IngridTheUnicorn · 8 pointsr/Norway

And some brown cheese!

u/RedheadBanshee · 8 pointsr/1200isplentyketo

Cello Whisps... made from parmesan cheese. Delish and zero carbs. Perfect for when you want that salty crunch.
I dip mine into veggie cream cheese for an awesome snack. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484675216&sr=8-3&keywords=cello%2Bwhisps&th=1

u/do-un-to · 7 pointsr/reddit.com

This milk, available from Amazon was the primary focus of a new net meme, spurred by a YTMND piece this time last year, reports a WP article.

u/VowelMovement · 7 pointsr/funny

Good, but when it comes to reviews, there is no beating Tuscan Whole Milk.

u/DarthContinent · 7 pointsr/AskReddit

Tuscan Whole Milk, at up to $250 per gallon. Read the reviews too.

u/citizen_chef · 7 pointsr/Breadit

Sure! It borrows heavily from Chefsteps' yeasted waffle recipe, but modified to make it a little more tart and pretty much grab-and-go. for a warning, it makes a TON of batter. But you can always make the dry mix, store it, and use a quarter or half of it at a time.

Dry Ingredients:

  • 350g Pastry Flour
  • 50g Diastatic Malt
  • 58g butter powder
  • 41g powdered whole milk
  • 30g buttermilk powder
  • 25g Powdered egg
  • 7g active dry yeast
  • 5g sugar
  • 3.5g kosher salt
  • 2g baking soda

    Wet Ingredients: 680g lukewarm (under 113 degrees F) - that's it!

    Dry blend ingredients, store in an airtight container for 6 months to a year.

    When you're ready to use, just add water!

    EDIT: Lol I always assumed I'd get silver'ed or gilded for my vigilante Baratza tech support in r/coffee, but no. Thanks kind stranger! I like y'all better.
u/yellowjacketcoder · 6 pointsr/cscareerquestions

As time of this post, a gallon of milk was going for $45 on Amazon. Hope you like your cereal dry. :)

u/pmkleinp · 6 pointsr/gifs
u/NoraTC · 6 pointsr/AskCulinary

I have a stupid simple but really popular soup: 1 part winter squash puree, 2 parts coconut milk with 1-2 T Mae Ploy red curry paste per cup of orange veg puree soup. I like Chaokoh coconut milk, because I can get a return of the oil split when I fry the paste, which is visually pleasing. If I am making enough quantity, I like to use a variety of orange veg/squash, freshly roasted, because that yields the most complex and interesting flavor. With light curry seasoning, it is a real hit for funeral meals or meals for shut ins.

That said, I am interested in tips for cleanly splitting winter squashes for roasting to make the puree. The things are roll-y and tough, no matter how sharp my blacksmith grandson makes my cleaver! My father, God rest his soul, made a starting cut in a vise with a circular saw and I do the same thing if I am quantity cooking them, but there has to be a better kitchen safe answer if I am just feeding a few folks. Helpful thoughts?

u/OigoAlgo · 6 pointsr/GifRecipes

You want Chaokoh coconut milk, IMO it’s the most thick, flavorful, luxurious.
Don’t boil it too quickly or too much because the texture can get a little funky.

u/Skov · 6 pointsr/guns

I keep parmalat on hand because I rarely use milk so it's handy to just have around since it's good for 6+ months.

u/MontagneHomme · 6 pointsr/EatCheapAndHealthy

Dairy milk as well, actually.

Look in the juice isle for individual serving sized boxes of milk.

u/lnfinity · 6 pointsr/aww
u/mmss · 5 pointsr/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
u/Maybewehitamoose · 5 pointsr/trees
u/SEND_NUDES_FOR_JESUS · 5 pointsr/Wishlist

Whoa, big spender. Now you can buy 10 gallons of milk.

u/LexKempo42 · 5 pointsr/politics
u/abandonedangel · 5 pointsr/AskReddit

I think that both of your friends should combine the gift cards any buy a gallon of milk.

Believe it or not, you would need both cards.

u/sheep4_2brick · 5 pointsr/IAmA

Possibly... but Tuscan whole milk, 1 gallon, 128 oz will make your dreams come true.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00032G1S0/ref=mp_s_a_1?qid=1322591526&sr=8-1

Edit: added link

u/Heretical_Fool · 5 pointsr/technology

Don't forget that gallon of milk that started the whole "leave stupid reviews on stupid products on Amazon," thing.

u/Anikando · 5 pointsr/Assistance

Actually you can get both of those things off of Amazon, at least in a fashion - if you don't get any help on a Wal-Mart gift card, you could try this (links below). Items would get to you in a couple of days, and as a bonus, they are shelf-stable, so you don't need refrigeration - handy for this situation!

Milk, prepared

Milk, powdered

Canned chicken (lots of bean varieties are cheaper, though - full list here, see "Proteins" category)

u/themadscribe · 5 pointsr/Ultralight

A standard paper grocery bag is 12x7x17 = 1428 cubic inches. Cut it down to 8.3" and you have the size of BV500 (700 cubic inches) or 10.7" and you can simulate the size of a Bearikade Expedition (900 cubic inches).

If you're trying to fortify your dinners, butter powder is a great way to add calories:

https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Butter-rBST-free/dp/B00DC5ZKQE/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1492126034&sr=8-2&keywords=butter+powder

u/jrocket121 · 5 pointsr/Paleo

I've never been able to find a coconut milk in stores that's not loaded with a bunch of crap ingredients. I order these from Amazon and they're delicious.

u/tanamongeau1 · 5 pointsr/ShittyVeganFoodPorn
u/RealGoldVHS · 5 pointsr/keto

These are great but they're expensive. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisp/dp/B01B5EF0OK
(They're cheaper at Costco)

u/vespria · 5 pointsr/ExpectationVsReality

They're also pretty low carb too, about one gram per cracker. These are good too: gluten free and even less carbs.

u/RoMastaFlash · 4 pointsr/AskReddit
u/agoonforhire · 4 pointsr/CGPGrey

> You can also support the show by clicking on the buttons below when you go to shop at either Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk. Hello Internet will get a small percentage of whatever you buy.

-- http://www.hellointernet.fm/support/



To be clear, if I were to purchase Tuscan Whole Milk, exactly how many ounces would Hello Internet get? Also, is it re-sealed after?

u/russellvt · 4 pointsr/funny

I much prefer the Amazon Grocery section... like Tuscan Whole Milk.

u/DiggerW · 4 pointsr/todayilearned
u/ElleDeeNS · 4 pointsr/halifax
u/tuctrohs · 4 pointsr/shittyaskscience

To find the best milk, check out the amazon reivews

u/garmonboziamilkshake · 4 pointsr/todayilearned

Oops, I guess that's just a brand.

I spend two weeks in Norway (a fair bit in a small town called Haugesand) and loved the breakfasts, with that brown cheese, fish eggs, etc...

u/temporalitea · 4 pointsr/vegan

You could possibly need more b12 if you aren't taking any supplements. As for egg alternatives there is The follow your heart vegan egg replacer. You can make scrambled eggs with it pretty easily :)

u/Hoogs · 4 pointsr/food

A lot of cheap sandwich bread at the grocery store is vegan. The $1 buns where I shop don't have any animal products. Those are certainly not "fake."

Baking vegan is easy - just use a plant-based milk (soy, almond, etc.) and egg substitute (flax/chia seeds, aquafaba, VeganEgg, etc.)

The dairy industry is probably the cruelest of all. There's no getting around that. Cow milk is for baby cows.

"Free-range eggs" is a selling point that means almost nothing (basically the chickens have access to a small door leading to a small outdoor area where they could theoretically go).

I used to hold your views until I started watching a lot of YouTube videos and documentaries. Earthlings and Speciesism: The Movie are a couple good ones. The truths behind these industries are painful to learn, but necessary to be aware of IMO. It's good that you're aware of the sustainability issue. Cowspiracy is a good documentary about this (on Netflix).

Personally, I wouldn't eat meat from a lab because I haven't eaten it in years and it would just be gross to me. I don't need it.

u/nelsonneuberger · 3 pointsr/videos
u/Jokrtothethief · 3 pointsr/Fitness

>But what kind of milk?

This kind.

u/zerophyll · 3 pointsr/explainlikeimfive

1 Gallon Tuscan Whole Milk - might have the singularly best Amazon review I've ever read, though there is much more content in the Haribo bears reviews

Fresh Whole Rabbit

50 Gallons of Lube



u/Maklodes · 3 pointsr/vegancirclejerk

It's just your old non-vegan orders (like Tuscan Whole Milk) clearing out of the delivery system. Once all of your previous omnivorous Amazon orders are cleared, your deliveries should become more regular.

u/rhubey · 3 pointsr/Assistance

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t your first item is a gallon of milk that costs 48$. The reviews are wonderful, but...

I suggest you go to /r/foodpantry and look at the lists of other users to find inexpensive prime items. You don't have much food on your list.

You also don't have a shipping address available.

u/Flailwielder · 3 pointsr/gaming
u/LoftyDog · 3 pointsr/woooosh
u/ademnus · 3 pointsr/JusticePorn

Just be aware that fake-but-hilarious amazon reviewing is a thing today. There's a billion of them. This could be real, though. Funny if it is, tho also sad. But decent chances it's just a joke.

the infamous tuscan whole milk review -be sure to expand all comments

u/Westrunner · 3 pointsr/pics

On top of amazing customer service, Amazon Prime (saved me a ton of money this past year), and the fact they regularly deliver on Saturdays Amazon is great for hilarious product reviews:

Steering Wheel Desk

Tuscan Milk
The Classic and Original



u/ChewableFood · 3 pointsr/AskReddit

No price is too high for Tuscan Whole Milk. The reviews clearly justify any expense.

u/Krankerd · 3 pointsr/FulfillmentByAmazon

Small, sealed, and with bad reviews.

Amazon does not care for your plant.

u/a_junebug · 3 pointsr/AdviceAnimals

Des that mean you have not yet had the opportunity to have some Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. Oz.?
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

u/joe579003 · 3 pointsr/nothingeverhappens
u/SoWhatComesNext · 3 pointsr/gainit

This is my recipe except I do about 3/4 coconut milk and 1/4 almond milk and a bit of nutella to cover the peanut butter taste a bit.

That coconut milk is 140 calories per 1/3 cup. 700 calories in a 13.5 oz can.

u/right_here_with_you · 3 pointsr/Austin
u/minikittie · 3 pointsr/Austin

You can get a smaller box on Amazon link.

Here is the one that Sam's Club lists but with a price: $105.75.

btw I'd totally like to get my hands on some.

u/michaelpaulhartman · 3 pointsr/Pizza

Probably this (shipping is $11.50).

u/BootyFista · 3 pointsr/Pizza
u/robaticus · 3 pointsr/keto

Moon Cheese (like this)

u/emmafoodie · 3 pointsr/keto
u/DausenWillis · 3 pointsr/keto

Did you know there's heavy cream powder available at Amazon? the serving size is one tablespoon, but that's A LOT for a cup of coffee.

u/fizzixs · 3 pointsr/keto

I find it tastes really good when mixed with coffee, foods etc: Powdered Heavy Cream

u/forevernevereverfor · 3 pointsr/zerocarb

Have you tried a heavy cream powder. I find that the powder works better for me than actual milk.

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

u/Flamingherp · 3 pointsr/ketochow

I asked the same question a while back. Was out for about a month with no access to refrigeration. I survived, and lost a bunch of weight, good times.

One person had recommended using more MCT oil to meet your caloric intake. I did a couple times, but it can be pretty rough on your digestive tract, so unless you build a tolerance plan on going to the bathroom frequently.

I ended up using a powdered [heavy cream.] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OCV3QRW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1) Worked great, just took a little more prep time. I just mixed the powder with water, added the MCT oil and the ketochow.

Chris pointed out previously that once mixed you should treat it like milk and keep it refrigerated. I simply drank it on the spot, actually wasn't bad at all and kept my energy levels up.

For in between snacks I just carried some meat sticks and nuts. Worked out fine and I didn't have to break keto. Hope that helps!

u/akastrobe · 3 pointsr/budgetfood

Try shelf stable milk cartons, like those milk boxes from Organic Valley. I don't care that it's organic, but each box is like 3/4 cup, which tends to be how much milk I need at a time, and it's good for MONTHS, with no refrigeration. I bought these, and they've been great for baking and cooking.

Organic Valley, Organic Whole Milk, 6.75 fl oz (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_l1JozbD3VY92X

u/JuneStrawberries · 3 pointsr/keto
u/lprubinSC · 3 pointsr/vegan

If you can get these in the UK I highly recommend them:

For Eggs: https://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE

For Cheese: Chao Cheese slices.

u/Volundarkvioa · 3 pointsr/vegan

Vegg - Amazon


Follow Your Heart - Amazon


The Vegg one can make about 100 "eggs". The Follow Your Heart one can make about 12. However I'd assume they've got slight taste differences. I've never heard Vegg being used to make omelettes so I'd go with FYH for those very egg-y applications. For baked goods, I'd go with Vegg.

u/jeag24 · 3 pointsr/keto

Our local Costco carries Cello Whisps Parmesan Cheese Crisps - great for keto snacking!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B5EF0OK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_uh4Azb8PTYSEZ

They also have coconut milk, coconut oil, and almond flour in bulk if you use any of those in recipes...

u/Bing_pnw · 3 pointsr/keto

BACON. I never really was a huge fan until after I started Keto and now I crave it all the time. But I have a newfound appreciation for it.

Also these freaking cheese whisps

u/JazzySaxx · 2 pointsr/IAmA

Tuscan milk is the only milk.

u/Sillymemeuser · 2 pointsr/funny

Just about anything from this beats that.

u/sushi_cw · 2 pointsr/technology

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

There ya go.

(Make sure you read the reviews).

u/Crisx3 · 2 pointsr/zelda

Man, reading that made me angry. Better go buy more Tuscan Whole Milk to help me cool off.

u/nevercares · 2 pointsr/promos

Very disappointed Tuscan Whole Milk is not listed. 1,291 reviewers cannot be wrong

u/lurkingbunny · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

I haven't bought much food on amazon, usually when i just cant find it anywhere else. I suggest This, or This

u/invisiblephrend · 2 pointsr/tech

you mean amazon reviews are completely unregulated and easy to exploit? you don't say

u/berserkering · 2 pointsr/anime

"Fair and balanced critic". It took you until when to realize this was a troll?

Anyway, hilarious review, thanks for bringing it to us.

I'm sure you already know about Three Wolf Moon and Tuscan Whole Milk but I figured I'd list it for those who haven't.

u/muenchabunch · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/creativexangst · 2 pointsr/pettyrevenge

Ha...that would be interesting. No, I'm referring to this

u/dbe7 · 2 pointsr/skeptic
u/sokpuppet1 · 2 pointsr/funny

Is this the next Tuscan Milk?

u/vulgarman1 · 2 pointsr/shittyadviceanimals
u/CunningAllusionment · 2 pointsr/boardgames

Here's a review for a gallon of milk on Amazon that's a rewrite of Poe's poem "The Raven". LINK

u/LitelySalted · 2 pointsr/funny

This may actually be a rival for my Tuscan Whole Milk. But the reviews for that product say it all...

u/tier19345 · 2 pointsr/funny

You can buy it here

u/therealdrag0 · 2 pointsr/Unexpected

I think joke reviews are fine on products people don't take seriously anyway, like milk.

u/CuppyMcCake · 2 pointsr/Music

Oh dear ! Sounds like he ran out of [Tuscan] (http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0) !

u/joshbrazile · 2 pointsr/pics

If only I could by milk on Amazon, I'd never shop in a store again... oh wait, I can.

u/sharkd · 2 pointsr/reddit.com

Yeah, like milk.

u/case9 · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

I clicked on a couple of those items; the milk has a great "Customers also viewed section"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_4

u/nateious · 2 pointsr/MLPLounge
u/qwicksilfer · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

Oh god. Okay. I feel like I've been preparing for this post my whole life (or at least since I found these awesome things on amazon):

u/Frajer · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

milk lots of good ones actually

u/IPleadThe5thSymphony · 2 pointsr/AskReddit
u/random314 · 2 pointsr/funny

Oh man if you're into these sort of things, go look at the review for Tuscan whole milk.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

u/cwmoo740 · 2 pointsr/pcmasterrace

My favorite is the people selling milk for thousands of dollars.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_0?ie=UTF8&condition=all

u/Gypsophillia · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Dandelion and burdock: Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal by Tuscan
Tuscan Whole Milk

"Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!"
J. Fitzsimmons

"Do you have any idea where this stuff comes from? It's excreted by squeezing the wobbly thingies on the UNDERSIDE OF A COW! That's hardly made clear anywhere on the label."
MoLaw

"They really need to put a warning label on this thing. Apparently, if you put it into your body, it turns into urine. Urine!"

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=azfs_379213722_TuscanWholeMilk_6?_encoding=UTF8&ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-5&pf_rd_r=0S1CYDGR3PN5ECKZAX3X&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1608755502&pf_rd_i=1001250201

u/stephgoe · 2 pointsr/Wishlist

For a gallon of Tuscan milk 🥛

Reviews

The Q&A are pretty funny too!

u/happysinger · 2 pointsr/reddit.com

Some of the customer supplied images are ok, too.

u/evilregis · 2 pointsr/todayilearned

How about some Tuscan Whole Milk?

u/Chyndonax · 2 pointsr/funny

For anyone who doesn't know this is how awesome that milk is.

u/Kid_Methuselah · 2 pointsr/AskReddit

25 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk

u/jsmayne · 2 pointsr/pics

TIL how much cheese that actually is

shits expensive yo

u/elint · 2 pointsr/ThingsCutInHalfPorn

You can get an 80lb wheel for about $1000 USD from Amazon.

u/fukenhippie · 2 pointsr/Paleo

Great idea! I was wondering about this when my local store didn't have my usual brand and I had to get the generic. It was disgusting. My favorite is Native Forest

Edit; The can is BPA free but it still contains guar gum which is a bean derivative. Some people that think they have a problem with coconut milk actually are reacting to this additive and don't realize it.

u/dont_pm_me_cupcakes · 2 pointsr/OkCupid

well yeah

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

its cheese bro

what do you expect. it taste like cheese.

u/fatmikey42 · 2 pointsr/mildlyinteresting

here's an 80 pound wheel of parmigiano reggiano for just over 3 grand. idk the size of the one in the post, but there's a benchmark at least.

u/CantBeChangedLater · 2 pointsr/gifs

Did you happen to write a review of this cheese. There is also plenty of other good reviews

u/THRowawAYassist · 2 pointsr/OnlineGroceryDeals

I think this is a better deal kitchen soap wise: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001FA1NV4/. Instead of 12oz for 7 dollars, its 6 25oz bottles for 20 bucks. 3 times the money, but 12.5 times the soap. Also, for dishwasher detergent, this is a better deal: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00C72BXZK/. Instead of 20 count for 7$, it's 110 count for 20$.

Some stuff it just makes sense to try and get in bulk, because you get so, so, so much more.

Also, re milk. You don't have to get powdered milk. You also have the option to get UHT milk. UHT milk is milk that's been cooked at a high enough temperature that it becomes shelf stable. Just search for UHT milk and you'll find a tonne of brands and choices. Different fat percentages, sizes and so on. You can get a large carton, or they also make packs with a bunch of small cartons, like this one: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B002FX2IOQ/. I prefer that, because I don't use milk very often, so opening a small container each time works perfectly for me. You do however, have to stick the container in the fridge once you've opened it.

Also, if you have a tea strainer (or even if you don't, they're only a few bucks and worth it!), try and get loose leaf tea. You can get a lb of tea for around 10 bucks easy, and you can easily make a few hundred cups of tea. To make strong black tea, I use 4 grams of tea for every pot, and each pot gets me about 4 cups. A lb of tea is 453g, so...that works out really well. Even if you make individual cups instead of pots and use a couple grams per cup, you can easily get 200 cups out of a lb box. There's just no beating that with bags, even if you resuse them.

Here's 1lb of a green tea for 10 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000SATIFA. And here's 1lb of Earl Grey for 8 bucks: http://www.amazon.com/Davidsons-Tea-Bulk-Earl-16-Ounce/

Thanks OP! I'd already created list and was about to post to food_pantry when I saw your post and you'd found cheaper options for a few things and that seriously rocks.

u/betty_please · 2 pointsr/cripplingalcoholism

It looks like this

u/capslion · 2 pointsr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I grabbed a bunch of things off my various wishlists that were added for being neat and/or kinda weird. Some are silly things to just look at, and others are things I might actually get one day.

Coolest decoration: Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decal

Coolest Clothing: Surrender Sweater

Coolest Skincare Item: Milky Piggy Bubble Mask or Twoosong Proplis Sparkeling Ampoule

Coolest Board Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill (it's $30.30, sue me)

Coolest Pet Toy: Cat DJ Deck

Coolest Book: The Morbid Anatomy Anthology

Coolest Shoes: Floral Pumps ($30 after shipping oops)

Coolest Food: Gjetost Goat Cheese

u/donemythyme · 2 pointsr/food

I like to surprise myself with random foreign cheeses. I bought something called Ski Queen. Tastes like fucking candy. It's super weird. SUPER weird. You should all try it.

http://www.amazon.com/Ski-Queen-Gjetost-Original-Cheese/dp/B002XWZH1U

u/carbonbased · 2 pointsr/Paleo

This is also worth buying at this price. I get them at $1.40/can at my Thai grocer. This + Chaokoh makes a super simply and amazing curry. Same with the Indian pastes. The coconut milk is more expensive on amazon than Patels, so that may be worth an order along with the ghee.

Edit: "this" was a 6pack on amazon of Maesri thai curry pastes. Id really look into them and the coconut milk from Patel brothers.

u/Dis_Miss · 2 pointsr/Austin

https://www.amazon.com/Land-Lakes-American-Yellow-Process/dp/B00B04ADCU

Although I'm not sure it ever expires, 5 lb is a whole lotta cheese!

u/Static_Storm · 2 pointsr/trailmeals

https://www.amazon.ca/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Butter-powder/dp/B00DC5ZKQE

It kind of makes sense to me. Regular butter is 7:1, and if you assume dehydrating it halves the mass you're at about 14:1

u/cputnam58 · 2 pointsr/Ultralight

As far as i know Butter Powder has the highest calories per ounce of any food at approx 420 cal/oz. Given that its a powder i would think it would also be very high or the highest cal/in^3 as well

https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Butter-rBST-free/dp/B00DC5ZKQE/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1526051562&sr=8-3&keywords=butter+powder

u/dougshmish · 2 pointsr/Cooking

In addition to some of the other suggestions, I think many restaurants use quite a bit of palm sugar in their curries. In fact, a lot of Thai cuisine uses a lot of palm sugar.

Get coconut milk from cartons, not cans.

Definitely check out Hot Thai Kitchen. The recipes are clear and authentic and her videos are very helpful. I consider her thai cookbook along with David Thompson's "Thai Street Food" and Andy Ricker's "Pokpok" to be the holy triad of Thai cookbooks.

u/cherrybombedd · 2 pointsr/xxketo

I usually have some kind of cheese in my fridge as well as roast chicken (i buy a rotisserie chicken once a week). I also have moon cheese as a non-perishable as well as the aforementioned quest bars and zero carb protein powder.

u/yyuryyubicuryyme · 2 pointsr/rva

Yes! They carry it at Wegmans, Whole Foods, Target, Kroger, etc. We get organic valley whole milk. It’s about $12 for a case of 12 but they last and are good for on the go.

ETA: this is the one we buy: Organic Valley Whole Milk, Ultra Pasteurized, 6.75 Ounce (Pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DqBLBbYYJ9S3M

Horizon also has a low fat and flavored versions and larger shelf stable bottles that aren’t single serve. You could also do toddler formula if need be, but since our kids don’t drink that normally, we don’t want to start.

u/nowantstupidusername · 2 pointsr/preppers

Search Amazon for shelf stable milk.

u/silent_rat · 2 pointsr/beyondthebump
u/LiLiren · 2 pointsr/100DaysofKeto

Breakfasts - Bulletproof coffee, and some coldbrew coffees with cream till lunch

Lunches - protein shake, with some Cello cheese crisps

Dinners - Hubby's in charge tonight and tomorrow, so probably bacon wrapped hotdogs or some scramble (bacon, broccoli cheese and scrambled eggs). I'll make Hamburger salads or some keto veggie succotash (zuchinni, broccoli, and cauliflower cooked with bacon) later in the week. I've also got some low carb Chicken Tikka Masala in the fridge, make some cauliflower rice with it, Yum!!

u/pseudomoanass · 2 pointsr/vegan

It's available a bunch of places including Amazon.

u/kahleesky · 2 pointsr/vegan

Not OP, but you can use camelcamelcamel to track prices of any item from amazon.

u/jokah03 · 2 pointsr/keto

Check out cello cheese whisps for a salty/crunchy snack. Takes like a cheesier cheese it.

Cello Whisps Parmesan Cheese Crisp, 9.5 Ounce https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01B5EF0OK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_ddXgzbQ78QND8

Cheaper at Costco if you have a membership there.

Also, pork rinds are good too.

u/-3point14159-mp · 2 pointsr/xxketo

Parmesan whisps. I'm not a fan of pork rinds, so these are great for satisfying that crochet craving when i get tired of nuts. You can also get these at Costco usually if there's one near you. They're amazing.

u/LSM52 · 2 pointsr/keto

I had bought some parmesan cheese crisps, these
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01B5EF0OK/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Had them for the first time tonight, counting out 1 serving (15 pieces), plus 4 tablespoons of sour cream and onion dip. Yum yum yum.

when these are gone, I'm gonna make them myself

u/j8048188 · 1 pointr/todayilearned

I can get it for $6-7 locally. It's just crazy expensive because it's on Amazon, like this Tuscan Whole Milk.

u/bookishgeek · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

My favorite has always been Tuscan Whole Milk.

u/MaliciousHH · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

This is probably one of my favourites.

Just have a read through of the comments xD

Also:

1

2

3


And here's my favourite (vaguely) NSFW one.

Not entering btw, don't have a Playstation.

u/krej · 1 pointr/technology

Maybe in the UK but not in the US.

u/AlreadyRedditUK · 1 pointr/funny

I remember finding this a couple of years back and decided to revisit it today, I cannot believe the powerful effect this t shirt continues to have on people. This milk has similar, magical qualities.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a3

u/Helplessly_Stoned · 1 pointr/funny

For a minute I thought you were drinking Tuscan Whole Milk milk of the gods.

u/funnyfarm299 · 1 pointr/IAmA
u/Lord_Spoot · 1 pointr/OperaVan
u/Toke_On_420 · 1 pointr/amazon

Yeah, a lot of the reviews suck because they are written by random people. The good ones get upvoted to the top. There is also something called "vine voices" or something like that, where if you write awesome reviews for stuff on amazon, they will send you free products to get some reviews going.

Sometimes reviews are funny though, check these ones out.

iPotty

3 wolf moon shirt

and last but certainly not least we have

Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

u/keladry12 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

I mean, I'm pretty sure everyone has read the Epic Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 gallon, 128 fl. oz reviews (my favorite is the Raven parody: "Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey..."). I'll search for another one, but I'll leave this as a reminder for myself. :)

edit: Oh! I remember another one, although it's nsfw...there are some really good reviews for the Hitachi "Personal Massager" . I really like the different innuendos people come up with...although my favorite are the indignant "What are you people doing with this thing!!" posts...
DIRTY THIRTY

(Let me know if you would rather I find a sfw one...:) )

u/Sahmylee · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/MCubb · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon

Aha I love the ones for this milk

:P

DIRTY THIRTY

Thanks for the contest and happy early birthday!

u/MyOtherCarIsEpona · 1 pointr/todayilearned

The usual troll products. Steering wheel table, Three wolf moon shirt... What, no Tuscan Whole Milk?

u/PonderousFrogfish · 1 pointr/funny

Happened to notice that the Tuscan 1 gallon milk product is still there. A whole bunch of new reviews there and some of them are amazing!

Really good one in the style of Poe.

u/nubzzz1836 · 1 pointr/motorcycles
u/XaMLoK · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Gallon of Milk

I have always wanted to have milk shipped to me except for the fact that I don't like it. I just want to see how it is shipped.

u/gnosticfryingpan · 1 pointr/pics

I believe he was referring to Tuscan Whole Milk. Have a look at the user pics and the reviews.

u/Put_It_All_On_Blck · 1 pointr/videos

Uh, no. They removed free/discount reviews, because all the reviews has that phrase 'I received this product at a discount for my fair and honest review', which was never allowed since Amazon has its own Vine program to do that.

They say they are removing fake reviews, but they arent. You can easily spot them without a website.

Do you think the system is automated or does Amazon manually track reviews on its 400 MILLION products listed? Automated.

So why are joke/troll comments still getting through if they remove fake reviews?

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00032G1S0

1,887 reviews. 1 verified purchase. Read the comments, do those seem like actual reviews?

u/SatelliteCannon · 1 pointr/news

Amazon did this just so that they can stock their most acclaimed product, Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., on shelves across the nation.

u/buscemi_buttocks · 1 pointr/VillagePorn

Where the famous Tuscan Whole Milk comes from!!

u/doomrabbit · 1 pointr/findareddit

Flash mob is the name for this. Improv Everywhere used to do this stuff. Something Awful's goons used to do online stuff. See Tuscan Whole milk, 128 fl oz.

u/walrusman0 · 1 pointr/funny

This also has excellent reviews.

u/MSkog · 1 pointr/funny

This is always an Amazon classic, along with this piece of hilarity. Read at least the first review if you haven't seen it before.

u/Mainstreamscott · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Get him some milk or some new speaker wires

protip: read the comments

u/pinkflavored · 1 pointr/amazon

I thought everyone who searched for anything technical got this result With uranium ore.

u/mogawowo · 1 pointr/funny

mmmm I made this but againt my better judgement used some whole tuscan milk, not only did it blow my dick off, i now have a sarlacc crotch pit motherfucking tenticles and all.

Get your milk here!! http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

u/RandyTheFool · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Were they trying to get you to review some tuscan whole milk by chance?

u/YourMatt · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Seems like a good idea, but it's $78 and doesn't even qualify for super saver shipping.

u/miniragnarok · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

Or you could just use the Internet.

u/Dajbman22 · 1 pointr/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
u/markevens · 1 pointr/Staples

Amazon has had success with it. (read the reviews)

u/aaahhhuglyhippo · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Reading the reviews on this.
amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0

u/staplesgowhere · 1 pointr/funny

Not just any milk either, but Tuscan Milk.

It's the dairy equivalent of the 3 wolf shirt.

u/AffinityForLepers · 1 pointr/pics

While delicious, it's a little pricey for me.

u/ReLiC71 · 1 pointr/WTF

Check the Used & New page as well, and the reviews for the stuff listed as Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed

u/BoonTobias · 1 pointr/WTF

This milk better be cambodian

u/xthree · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/puripurihakase · 1 pointr/shittyadviceanimals

$75 for milk? Oh, it [Yog Sototh's milk] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B00032G1S0/ref=dp_olp_new?ie=UTF8&condition=new) . I can understand why that would go at a premium. You gotta pay for the phtang.

u/Unabomber007 · 1 pointr/ProRevenge
u/everynameistakenyoe · 1 pointr/advertising
u/ScoobyDoobieDoo · 1 pointr/funny
u/nomnommish · 1 pointr/india

>I hope Amazon starts selling Amul liquid milk in India too. Hate going outside for silly things like milk.

You can always buy the massively popular Tuscan Whole Milk, especially based on the reviews.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_btm?ie=UTF8

u/brainburger · 1 pointr/mildlyinteresting
u/hells_cowbells · 1 pointr/funny

My favorite is this one for Tuscan Whole Milk. There are several of them for the Tuscan milk, though. Here's another favorite Tuscan review.

u/mynameisalso · 1 pointr/cringe

I'm sorry. Can I buy you some [tuscan milk)[http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00032G1S0]

u/Monkey_Knife_Fight · 1 pointr/WTF

From $99/gal. You can buy it from Poeboy for $10,000.

u/madcow104 · 1 pointr/AskReddit

Tuscan Whole Milk. This is the milk of the gods

u/fluffypotamus · 1 pointr/videos

Nothing beats the Tuscan whole milk reviews, though.

And of course there's the famous Three Wolf Moon shirt.

u/notacrook · 1 pointr/AskReddit
u/drfre · 1 pointr/funny

Found the link the OP probably intended on submitting

The Tuscon Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz poem


Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
'Bad condensor, that,' I muttered, 'vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg'ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
'This,' said I, 'requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.'
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, 'No more!'
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o'er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, 'Well, hello, kitty!'
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, 'Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!'
Quoth the kitten, 'Get some more.'

u/geekjive · 1 pointr/WTF

then you can see the kitteh

u/rainman_104 · 1 pointr/funny

Uhm, ever seen the reviews on milk?

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_20_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

I think there's one with even more reviews than this one...

u/bluXndr · 1 pointr/gifs
u/kitzkatz38 · 1 pointr/Paleo

[Native Forest](Native Forest Organic Classic Coconut Milk, 13.5-oz. Cans (Count of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001HTJ2BQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_RbqIwbSJMAXHD) brand coconut milk is BPA free. Sorry link is for bulk number of cans but writing this from my phone!

u/oddsnsodds · 1 pointr/skyrim

Those cheese wheels should be worth a lot more at vendors.

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

u/lederhoes · 1 pointr/gifs

Haha some of the customer reviews for it are just great

u/genivae · 1 pointr/AdviceAnimals

You don't have to kill, just pay extraordinary prices

u/Mithrien · 1 pointr/Cooking

Whole foods and Wegmans both have it for sure. Also Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Ski-Queen-Gjetost-Original-Cheese/dp/B002XWZH1U

u/throwawaytacos · 1 pointr/recipes

I learned how to cook Thai curry from a Thai friend, and I realized it's the brand/quality of ingredients that's really important. This is the brand of curry paste he used, and this is the brand of coconut milk. Both of these were significantly cheaper at the local asian market. I also got a good quality fish sauce, and these lime leaves that I added in with the coconut milk. It's honestly better than anything I can get in restaurants around me. My half-Thai brother-in-law said it was better than his dad's curry. And it's super easy.

u/tugboater203 · 1 pointr/venturingbsa

I'm super late to the game but there are ways to maintain the spirit of the rules. You can get freezedried milk in pouches and just mix as needed with water, you can also use shelf stable milk which doesn't need refrigeration. This is just an example of what you can do at approximately the same budget you're probably on already.

https://www.amazon.com/Parmalat-Milk-Quart-32-Ounce-Pack/dp/B004UAXISM

u/saintofhate · 1 pointr/todayilearned

We have Parmalat Milk here which is the only carton on the shelf milk I've ever seen in the US

u/monkeysareeverywhere · 1 pointr/foodhacks
u/k2readone · 1 pointr/Austin

you can order it on Amazon, though it is expensive and you have to get 6-5lb blocks at once. FYI, 5lbs of easy melt makes a ton of queso, just enough for one sitting! :-)

u/bactchan · 1 pointr/recipes

This is true, you can! Although I found it at my local food service outlet store (a cash-and-carry Sysco outlet.) And if you have a GFS store in town you may be able to find it there as well.

ETA: This is this correct cheese referenced in my recipe. I don't know what alchemy they do to it to make it different but it does make a tangible difference from regular WhAm.

u/Kenmoreland · 1 pointr/Cooking

Lots of Tex Mex restaurants use Land O Lakes American Extra Melt White Process Cheese Loaf which is not sold in grocery stores. There is an old discussion on reddit here.

u/foulmouthangel · 1 pointr/trailmeals

Looks like it, but it's out of stock. I found a couple on [amazon] (http://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Butter-powder/dp/B00DC5ZKQE/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1407838826&sr=8-1&keywords=powdered+butter), I apparently never looked there or I quit too soon in the results because most are prepper sized monster cans.

u/tkbp · 1 pointr/Pizza

You can order it on Amazon but you cold also get away with any mild cheddar.

u/late_warmonger · 1 pointr/ketogains

This coconut milk is awesome:

Aroy-d Coconut Milk 100% Original Net 8.5 Oz.(pack of 12) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JUB8N3G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_XLkLyb9FERMAR

I use it for shakes as well as coffee.

u/frogz0r · 1 pointr/keto

The silk is a beverage drink...not meant for really reducing etc. You need the cans or the aseptic packages on the dry shelves to do that.

https://www.amazon.com/Aroy-d-Coconut-Milk-100-Original/dp/B00JUB8N3G is what i use usually, or the cans.

u/Muppets_Attack · 1 pointr/keto

I buy this stuff.

u/ReeseC · 1 pointr/keto

I'm not sure if Starbucks has their own version, but if it's this moon cheese, I'm snacking on it now and love it!

u/not_thiss_shit_again · 1 pointr/keto

here!

I guess I should have mentioned that you're forced to buy a three pack if you want prime shipping. It's a pack less than the site makes you buy, though.

u/starstough · 1 pointr/keto

Moon Cheese

It's just cheese, so it is 1 carb per serving of 6-7 pieces, so 2 carbs per 14 pieces. These are my go to, but they're a bit on the expensive side and you do have to be careful not to eat the whole bag in one sitting...:D

u/GUMPTION_ADDICT · 1 pointr/keto

Moon Cheese is lightweight and portable.

Epic Uncured Bacon bars are a little on the heavy side, but if you have a campsite, they could work.

u/tynenn · 1 pointr/ketochow

https://www.amazon.com/Hoosier-Hill-Farm-Heavy-Powder/dp/B00OCV3QRW

I don't know if this is the best powdered heavy cream for keto,I just remember his being my preliminary choice

u/Shadows32 · 1 pointr/Fitness

Sorry I'm new to Intermittent fasting and I see a lot mixed answers about this, but I want to know if I like to drink coffee, with stevia, is a tsp of coffee mate powder cream okay? I see a lot of people recommend heavy cream, is that different from heavy whipping cream?
Also why is that okay if it has a lot of fat?
Lastly is this recommended? Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RAAKxb98SXMF1

u/mastema · 1 pointr/backcountryketo

My life was changed when I found Heavy Cream Powder!

u/1493186748683 · 1 pointr/WildernessBackpacking

OP- So currently I follow a low-carb, high fat diet. I think it's actually very well suited for the trail, as fat is calorie dense (less weight/space), and may require less prep. Also hiking hard you will be burning a lot of fat anyway, so you may suffer less dramatic blood sugar swings if your diet reinforces rather than countervails this trend.

At home I eat salads+avocado, sometimes olives, always cheese, olive oil, vinegar, plus cold cuts or roast chicken slices for lunch and dinner, and generally some Belgiosio mozzarella snack cheese plus an apple for breakfast, and some fruit as dessert after dinner. For a hot drink, I like to use unsweetened cocoa powder- a couple to 3 tbs of Equal Exchange baking cocoa, plus some Belgian cocoa for some extra kick (Belgian cocoa is more acidic/bitter). I mix in 2 tbs of heavy cream. This is relatively high fiber, low carb, high in nutrients. Also coffee.

Since I go nearly stoveless at home, here's what I've come up with for a meal replacement on the trail: a shake made from:

Vegetarian trail protein shake:

Vitamins and minerals base

Fats/fiber: Powdered avocado

Fats/taste: Powdered heavy cream

Protein/other nutrients:

Powdered Spirulina

Protein/fiber/other nutrients

Powdered Chlorella

Taste/some carbs/fiber:

Cocoa (2/3 Baking, 1/3 Belgian)

Note that this is only what I've planned, although I've made pretty tasty shakes before using whey protein, avocado, cocoa, and strawberries.

For solid food, I plan on bringing dried apples, freeze-dried strawberries, cheese, Wild Zora's meat/veggie bars (excellent, especially the lamb), Chudabeef beef jerk (best beef jerky- low sugar, tasty, though go easy on beef jerky in general), and nuts. Also the aforementioned cocoa and Starbucks Via.

I also plan on bringing some Better than Bouillon and freeze-dried veggies, and some amount of freeze-dried meat to make either a hot broth or soup. Combined with the cocoa/coffee, this will be the only use of a stove I will have.

I will also be bringing some pemmican in case I find I haven't brought enough food otherwise, since it's probably literally the most calories per weight you can carry.


Hopefully this gives you some ideas!

Edit: Also I think that any or all of vitamins, minerals (especially electrolytes), protein, and fats could be what you need more of on the trail.

u/TegidTathal · 1 pointr/ketochow

This one has nutrition info and is basically the same as Heavy Cream (0.5g/serving)

u/Kojiro12 · 1 pointr/zerocarb

All I see listed is “sweet cream solids”, no maltodextrin or anything.

Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_8M9oDbXTW1B0H

u/KetosisMD · 1 pointr/Keto_Food

Hoosier Hill Farm Heavy Cream Powder Jar, 1 Pound https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00OCV3QRW/


Always wanted to try this.

Hard to get.


For me, I bring a small container of table cream to work on Monday. Lasts the week in the fridge. I'm using last weeks and it's a bit sourish today.

u/jbbnorth · 1 pointr/xxketo

This would be awesome to take on the road. Those are a little pricey for me. I found a cheaper one, but there isn't any nutrition info. Grrrrrr. http://www.amazon.com/Heavy-Powder-Hoosier-Hill-Farm/dp/B00OCV3QRW/ref=sr_1_130?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1413389603&sr=1-130

u/blue-jaypeg · 1 pointr/keto

the brand I purchased was Hoosier, and I was pleased with it -- repeating that it does not dissolve easily

u/RoundSparrow · 1 pointr/todayilearned

We have UHT, but it's rarely used / atypical. https://www.amazon.com/Organic-Valley-Whole-Milk-6-75/dp/B00WVSNJ8Y
Now I've lived in many countries with eggs both ways, and they taste pretty much the same to me. it is seasoning on eggs that matter more IMHO (black pepper being key cultural distinction in my view, like black pepper on cottage cheese, corn on the cob, or fresh sliced tomatoes). With the milk, the 'cooked' UHT tastes very different. And in USA, like France, there can even be a raw-milk craze.

Raw milk in USA I've encountered personally is extremely rare. I expect it's mostly something people try who live on a farm or very close personal friends to a farm. Or, well, I'ts American prudish to favor violence instead of sex, some adult males with pregnant or nursing wives have probably accidentally had 'raw milk' as part of foreplay ;)

Which raises another point: But that really is taboo to speak in USA. For a while (~ 1975-2005), people seemed to consider formula superior perhaps because it had added vitamins - like enriched or fortified white bread. (For infants) Breast milk, not formula, has made a return among the educated. Who knows, the poor and unemployed may have been using it all along due to convenience.

u/GreatShotKid · 1 pointr/keto

You should check out Parmesan cheese whisps, they sell them at costco, or you can get them on amazon in that link. They are a great cheesey chip substitute

u/pumpyourbrakeskid · 1 pointr/vegangifrecipes

I've never had it either. I've been holding out for Hampton Creek's Just Scramble.

As for where, these might help:

http://followyourheart.com/buyveganegg/

http://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE

u/GreyDeck · 1 pointr/veganrecipes

Amazon currently has them. (in USA)

u/Underoath2981 · 1 pointr/fatlogic

I don't eat eggs for ethical reasons, and just recently ordered some of Follow Your Heat's VeganEgg

It comes out to be 40 calories per "egg", and it scrambles up like chicken eggs. It actually smelt so much like eggs while I was mixing it that I felt off put. I figured maybe someome around here who is cutting calories would be interested in still being able to enjoy their scrambles in the morning.

u/bochu · 1 pointr/vegan

They have this on Amazon also: https://www.amazon.com/VeganEgg-Follow-Your-Heart-Replacer/dp/B016V9W6QE.

I like to make scrambled eggs with melted daiya.

u/chickp_ · 1 pointr/1200isplenty

It's Follow Your Heart brand! Here: https://www.amazon.com/Follow-Your-Heart-Egg-Vegan/dp/B016V9W6QE?th=1

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I wouldn't say it's AMAZING but it works especially if you want to eat it along with other food, in a breakfast sandwich, etc. I add garam masala or other spices to mine :)

u/ohgoodgracious · 1 pointr/keto

Have you seen these?

u/ProgenitorX · 0 pointsr/elderscrollsonline

Yeah, some people just don't understand what they are reviewing.

Unfortunately, ESO has a long way to go before becoming the next Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz.

u/Omnifarious · 0 pointsr/reddit.com

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/184-1367063-7272317

I was personally very dissatisfied after all the positive reviews of the Tuscan Whole Milk

u/mechchic84 · 0 pointsr/AskReddit

this its only $45

u/zzyzzyxx · 0 pointsr/funny

Not even close.

The rest are pretty good too.

u/wurtis16 · 0 pointsr/reddit.com
u/mrhoopers · 0 pointsr/AskCulinary

I hate it that this is the answer but this is the answer: http://www.amazon.com/Land-Lakes-American-Process-Cheese/dp/B00B04AE0Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1413368889&sr=8-1&keywords=land+o+lakes+extra+melt

i held out hope it was a type of cheese or a process. Nope. Cheapest and easiest possible way. I feel dirty I love it so much.

They only sell it by the case in 5 lb blocks on the internet. So...get some friends.

Sams carries it as noted.

i've studied this a lot and have tried all of the Mexican soft cheeses. This is what restaurants use according to what I've seen on the internet and through experimentation.

if you don't have a Sams around then Velveeta Queso is close.

u/GunningOnTheKingside · -1 pointsr/NormMacdonald

You'll find the reviews of this Tuscan milk to be on par with Mother's.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0

u/brianatlarge · -1 pointsr/funny
u/notacrackheadofficer · -8 pointsr/pussypassdenied

Amazon absolutely loves spoof reviews. They highlight many products that are filled with them . Tuscan whole milk one gallon, is my favorite.

https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0