They slip over your thumbs.

576 of these badasses

Yeah, I think they slapped hand made on for karma bait.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01IEPE7NI/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

It's possible to make your own. Here's a Step-by-step. You can also find them pre-made online

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

At least they could have used a real item.

Box of 48 for $12.45 shipped with Prime on Amazon.

Basically using this

Invisible Thread and Wax Kit - Magic Makers https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002FP9L1W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_l5TTDbQZHTWGR

Saw a guy at a music festival a few weeks ago wearing one of these as a bracelet and was definitely mesmerized! watching it crawl up and down his arm as he danced was fantastic and I wanted to ask him what it was or where he got it but lost him in the crowd before I could. So thanks for posting this with the name. That allowed me to find it on Amazon.

Yes it does

Edit: Eh, the comment above was edited from "Amazon doesn't have shit in Canada". Now I look like a hoser.

> https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01IEPE7NI/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8

You can get this on Amazon. They're pretty slick.

Edit: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01IEPE7NI/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1497801174&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=planet+orb&dpPl=1&dpID=411Dzj38XlL&ref=plSrch

http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Express-IN-16-454-Marbleized-Poppers/dp/B004087O7K/ref=pd_sim_t_3

Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W

Ok, how about $1.84 and free shipping? Well it was free shipping when I ordered it a while ago.

At any rate, there's plenty of cheap options on Amazon.

I must own this. Details please!

edit: Found it on [Amazon](http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Figures-AVENGING-NARWHAL-PLAYSET/dp/B000J3IU6E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1252601763&sr=8-1 "hot damn") for myself.

Rubber Poppers

Brand Name

I copied the link from the "share" button on Amazon. Here's one for you: https://www.amazon.com/Initech-Jump-Conclusions-Office-Space/dp/B07GL3CBBZ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1542143624&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=jump+to+conclusions+mat&dpPl=1&dpID=513PlnRgztL&ref=plSrch#

Actually what's more likely and easy is that the cameraman is using invisible thread that's stuck to the 8 ball with a tiny bit of wax. Invisible thread is what magicians use to levitate things. The camera shakes because it's the cameraman who pulls the thread, causing the 8 ball to roll towards him.

Found one for $1.67 and free shipping on Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=prank%2Bspider%2Bbox&qid=1572896298&sprefix=prank%2Bspider&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

Wont be here for a month and looks cheaper than others, but it is only a gag gift.

Yes.

Toroflux. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8PS25W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_-SFJybXGYSCKS

They asked me if I had gotten one of their coupons and handed me a box like this. Got startled when the spider hit my finger haha. They must have been giving betta to anyone who fell for it?

> You are going to get fucked with. Hard.

Yep, expect plenty of snipe hunts, and if you really want to set yourself apart, plan for them.

If they send you on a parts run to get a bottle of blinker fluid, tell 'em your car uses that and have one in your car. Muffler bearings? Yep, those are actually a real thing - they're used in exhaust cutouts and a few performance cars with variable muffler airflow routing use them as well - but a suitable substitute for derailing that snipe hunt would be a pair of bearings from inline skates or skateboards. Relative bearing grease is harder to plan for, so be imaginative. (A tube of grease with a compass glued onto it was the best idea I've seen.)

https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/

I don't think that's glass.

Edit: I was wrong.

Since when does saying something nice like "I hope you remain healthy" somehow suggest to you that he made it sound like he was "basically dead". That is quite a leap to make on your "Jump to Conclusions" mat.

Asthma bad enough to require an inhaler is pretty fucking miserable.

If anyone wants to relive their childhood

damn has only come down to £60 ish here

Avenging Narwhal Action Whale Set!! Need I say more?

Yep

You mean like this toy?

For everyone wondering, this is where I got it from: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IEPE7NI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00J2GYP8Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_vZY5CbMTAKX38

https://smile.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-Accoutrements-12513-Finger/dp/B00NI2PDC2/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1486769978&sr=8-6&keywords=finger+hands

Probably the most economical.

I'm sure you'll be fine, but if you really want to be a hero, bring this thing:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000197NXM/

I got one for my house because I felt like my living room needed to be more like the Dodger dugout. When it says "Bubble Hurricane", it means BUBBLE HURRICANE. So many bubbles, so fast.

$10.99 on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Figures-AVENGING-NARWHAL-PLAYSET/dp/B000J3IU6E/

If you don't want to make one yourself. If you do.

I've got a TARDIS toy that uses electromagnets to make the good 'ol Blue Box float in midair. You can even spin it while it levitates. This does of course require batteries and magnets both above and below.

This is only 20$, and it's the coolest shit when your tripping.

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

Just stick one of these on the guitar and you can have your second eye.

Just get one of those mini finger hands and stick it on the end.
These.

Well this isn't handmade and it doesn't include Pluto
https://www.amazon.com/Sumnacon-Crystal-Sphere-Astronomer-Student/dp/B01IEPE7NI/ref=redir_mobile_desktop/146-4108012-3538626?_encoding=UTF8&ref_=mp_s_a_1_1

Nope https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01IEPE7NI

The whole stadium should be filled with machines.

http://www.amazon.com/ASSORTED-GLIDERS-different-planes-total/dp/B001D99IUA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1397160476&sr=8-1&keywords=foam+planes

Got your back, Here's a 48 pack on Amazon for $10. And there's more variety in the related, including: The Blue Rubber band ones, and The weighted balsa wood ones.

It's this stuff. Attach one end to yourself (in my day, I used a fake pager that contained a spool of the thread), and the other end to some object using magician's wax. Looks to me like he might have two lines going for the napkin to be so steady. Probably has one end fed through a shirt button hole, and the other stuck on a chair at the other end of the table. Some really fun wizardry can happen if you're wearing black, or if the background is black. People can get right up close to the effect, and never see the thread. It's really that thin.

12 of them for $5 on amazon.

I have a friend in ecommerce at Amazon and this is exactly what he said. Their data shows that after downtime people just order their shit when the site is back up.

It's a kinetic sculpture/flow toy. When it expands, run your arm (or anything cylindrical) through the center & it will glide along it.

Video of it in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfDi89Hj0QA

If anyone would like one:
http://www.amazon.com/Flowtoys-Toroflux-Kinetic-Spring-Toy/dp/B00A8PS25W

here is the amazon link

I am sure someone could use some Blinker fluid as well :P

My cousin sent me this.
https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1JAK95WLNNSYB&keywords=blinker+fluid&qid=1555589820&s=gateway&sprefix=blinker&sr=8-1

finger hands on finger hands
And furthermore...why?

https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1479303881&sr=8-1&keywords=magic+thread

http://www.amazon.com/Birthday-Party-Loot-Bags-Supplies/dp/B004087O7K/ref=pd_sim_t_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=10DZJY5C6ARWQKJM75GB

A dozen for $7 with Prime shipping.

EDIT: [Even Better] (http://www.amazon.com/SPORTS-POPPERS-2-DOZEN-BULK/dp/B007F0UJVS/ref=pd_sim_t_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=00R2FK2BJ2GAM0EKQZMB)

You can still buy the parachute guys. As well as the finger traps and those rubber popper things.. and my favorite, the sticky hands.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8PS25W

light up thumbs.

Here you go

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

For the curious:
https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

I used to have a huge problem with picking and biting the skin around my nails and cuticles for years, the only thing I found really helped was carrying some kind of small fidget device to play with. Any time I found myself picking at my fingers I would immediately switch to playing with the toy and it really helped break the habit.

Here’s the toy I found I liked the best

Tom's Fidgets Flippy Chain Fidget Toy Perfect for ADHD, Anxiety, and Autism - Bike Chain Fidget Stress Reducer for Adults and Kids - Blue https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MAYBTA0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_r.nhDbSMREV57

You can also buy dehydrated water

https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT

:) Nice picture.

I brought the bubbles. If anyone else wants more bubbles, they're totally worth getting from Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Funrise-32417-Gazillion-Bubble-Machine/dp/B000197NXM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1321461356&sr=8-2

Bubbles are a great idea too. Here is my family's preferred bubble maker.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000197NXM/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1502987463&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=gazillion+bubbles&dpPl=1&dpID=41tbw8T7HxL&ref=plSrch

Just throwing this out here.

Boom

For those of you who were curious like I was, they are $7.

https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&linkCode=sl1&tag=mhs03-20&linkId=0b94bf8907733f45f2404d3fd8a306ac

Amazon

It floats via magnets.

http://smile.amazon.com/Large-Marbleized-Poppers-Toy/dp/B004087O7K/

And that was the keyword that was needed! Found them online on Amazon. Thanks very much!

crap. here is my list. It was posted yesterday, and I can see it if i am logged in, but seems its not available for anyone else to see anymore. I have no idea why.

[Inflatable sx doll & sheep] (http://www.amazon.com/Lil-Ho-Peep-Her-Sheep/dp/B00CJWUZG6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1398383427&sr=8-2&keywords=sexy+inflatable+sheep) i understand the doll (kinda), but a sheep?! come on now!

Weener kleener really? What happened to a good ol' washcloth? I guess maybe if you have a thing for barn animals this could be helpful ;)

Emergency Underpants Dispenser I guess you may need this if you are driving by a farm and get too excited? I dont know.

item i would like please. OK truthfully damn its hard to choose something, I've probably changed this like 5 times already. Truthfully anything on the list is awesome :)

I'm sorry your wife works with aholes.

These make great gifts.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12139-Emergency-Underpants-Dispenser/dp/B004M0WOL2

hi

Try putting a different one of these fake poops out every night, so he thinks someone got there before him and moves on to greener pastures. Alt outcome: it starts a turd turf war.
https://www.amazon.com/Island-Dogs-11814-Sack-Shit/dp/B00890O2WA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478461774&sr=8-1&keywords=poop

It's called a toroflux.. Yes, popular at festivals...its a flow toy...Toroflux - The Original Kinetic Spring Toy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8PS25W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_4I5KAbYFB0ERM

Get one of these toys and play around with it. You'll start to understand.

https://www.amazon.com/Flowtoys-toroflux-original-kinetic-spring/dp/B00A8PS25W/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1538070000&sr=8-3&keywords=toroflux

https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q

amazon $35

ebay $24

This one is $1.84 and free shipping.

is two days (with prime shipping) fast enough?

$0.72 per on Amazon...

I saw these recently and thought they would be a great gag gift- may I present to you finger hands. Or, who doesn't want gravy flavored candy canes

If you are really looking to dazzle them, I think this weird nicolas cage sequin pillow is just the thing.

http://amzn.com/B00NI2PDC2

My favourite is the flippy rings. They're very satisfying to play with.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MAYBTA0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_fLCxCb3DNNDEJ

Here you go - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_O2YhDbTASX1FS

Bring back some blinker fluid.

I don’t get it

Seriously though, where can I buy this?

Edit: Stopped being lazy and found it on amazon. I’m good. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_S9JsDbR74DQVQ

https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT

Some people thought he might be a rotation piece, didn't turn out that way.
If you want to jump to conclusions I can offer you this

Getting brunch in an hour for $15 BOTTOMLESS BLOODY MARYS!

FYI - Gazillion Bubble Machine

We have this one. .

It takes six batteries and you need a screwdriver to put them in. But it’s been a workhorse.

I saw this Avenging Narwhal Action Set on another thread. I know I would have liked it on my 18th birthday.

Only $14

Use Camel Camel Camel. It's a website that will notify you when the price of the product you are looking for has a price drop. http://camelcamelcamel.com/Coleman-2000007827-Sundome%C2%AE-4-Person-Tent/product/B004J2GUOU

All you have to do is enter the URL of the exact product you want and enter the price you want it to drop to and your email so you can be notified. Great thing is, they don't spam you with junk emails in between the notifications!

Polo and Izod shirst are pretty cheap, I got a couple for work at about $17, they are usually about $40. I

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006O2SQEU?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00

This is something you don't need, but they are super fun to throw around the office. A shitload of styrofoam planes for less than 10 bucks!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001D99IUA?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o09_s00

This tent, I actually got it for $48 when I bought it.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004J2GUOU?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00

Not even kevlar. I have a bunch of the stuff actually. You can pick it up in most places that sale magicians stuff. Usually comes as a long piece of what looks like a thicker piece of cotton thread and you separate your own piece of thin fiber from the thicker part, so that one string has like 50 super thin pieces you can use. It's a bit elastic.

Tie one end to your back belt loop and drape it right over your head in front of you and you can make the stuff float in pretty neat looking ways.

$4.00 Shipped

I'd think this is pretty cool. There is also a Tardis Cookie Jar or a color changing mug. The mug is out of stock right now though :(

It's in stock on Amazon, with free shipping.

I'm not at work to take a video but this is what it is and where I bought it (Amazon)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003WUVBK8/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

I googled "popping toys" and the first result: amazon page

Just, you know, in case you wanted to find them.

So something like a popper? Dunno what the container could be though.

Okay, I know we're joking, but this is real close: http://www.amazon.com/Island-Dogs-11814-Sack-Shit/dp/B00890O2WA/. Use private browsing, or Amazon will keep suggesting shit to you.

Just tighten the strings as needed.

Good morning everyone. How are you doing? Hope everyone has had a good Tuesday so far (even though its 7:07am). I just got into the office and I am praying to the IT Gods to not have a hard day like yesterday. :)

So lets talk!!!!

QOTD: This

1. Little head stress reliever
   
2. Tea diffuser
   
3. Bag of shit
   
   My under $20

I had a couple cool jars with cork stoppers so I filled them with beer caps. theyre colorful and reflective and cooler than a jar of marbles or whatever.

also the toroflux in the background is an awesome toy and great conversation starter. i keep it on/near the table

Place these sacred ornaments upon H E , so ah! the unbelievers may know, his gaze is upon them, and that they should fear and love and expect the CRONCH, and repent.

https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1538839786&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=giant+googly+eye&dpPl=1&dpID=31zN45IjhyL&ref=plSrch

https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0

They were put up on the same billboard a few weeks ago, taken down fast though.

So they were put back up.

And taken down again.

Is this over? Should it be?

Anyone can get in on this.

https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1527122095&sr=8-3&keywords=giant+googly+eyes

Here you go! https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KHZGMZ0

got ya!

Something like this? That's life-sized for Trump, right?

Well there's this. But someone says there is a $10 version

Is it different than the link above then?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01IEPE7NI/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8

"Sumnacon solar system crystal ball is so neat to hold it in your hand with 80mm/3 inch diameter. The planet balls are inset into a 2D plastic film disc imprinted with orbits and some moons. The planets are 3D. Then the entire assembly is encased in a glass orb. Timeless wonderment. Great quality and craftsmanship. "

Check out some of the stuff on Stimtastic. A lot of it is really obvious, but there’s some good subtle stuff depending on your stim preferences.

Also a fan of these and these (note: Amazon links).

I have a few that I like, some of which others have mentioned.

1. Bike Chain Fidget - Simple, tactile, initially cold to the touch. Can be fidgeted with one hand and discreetly. It's my current favorite.
   
   
2. Spinners - they've become pretty ubiquitous. I'm sure you've heard of them and probably even seen them around.
   
   
3. Fidget Cube - Get the legitimate, high-quality one from Antsy Labs, or get a cheap knock-off from Amazon or eBay. Someone also developed a 12-sided fidget dice thing that takes the fidget cube idea a step further. And a fidget pad which is a cross between a SNES controller and a fidget cube. (I'm still waiting for my cube from Antsy Labs.)
   
   
4. Tangle, Tangle Jr. - Good desk toy. Keeps both hands busy, but leaves you free to look and listen. There are several variants, including textured pieces and silicone-covered pieces. My wife, my daughter, and I each have our own.
   
   
5. Bead + String fidget - This one can be fun, but it's VERY distracting for everyone around you. The best thing about it is that you can make one from two beads and a string in a couple minutes. I've thought about making a string that is mostly beads each with a different surface texture, and instead of swinging it around you just fidget with it in your hand. I need to get around to making that...
   
   
6. Wooden Fidget Puzzle - Just picked this one up a couple days ago. It's small, it's interesting, it has lots of possible configurations. It's good when you need to listen but don't need your hands or your eyes free.

One of the first fidget things I found that I loved were sold on Amazon for like 5 bucks. They're two keyrings held together by what looked like a small bikechain link. It's small, so I think it might work with your hand size.

[Edit: here's a link. ](
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01MAYBTA0/)

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17. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0764M1BY9/?coliid=I2IWD82H6MHFNG&colid=HY08MV49Q9R5&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
18. https://www.amazon.com/dp/1615640339/?coliid=IRTUFHFXNJZBR&colid=2E0RZB8FJS95A&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it
19. https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Smiletodaytees-Funny-Black-T-shirt/dp/B071ZW7GZG/ref=sr_1_26?ie=UTF8&qid=1525047464&sr=8-26&keywords=Shar%2Bpei%2Bshirt&th=1
20. https://www.amazon.com/Fairly-Odd-Novelties-Lickem-Scratcher/dp/B01MRP73C7/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1525047629&sr=8-1&keywords=Lick’em+cat+scratcher

Great present if a friend have Beemer https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG

He should get this to give to other novices that come in.

Maturity and being an adult don't have to be the same thing. To be fair, I'm just 17, but even now there are people who expect maturity from me (a.k.a. from usually the wrong place). I mean, I offered my parents to buy them dehydrated water for Christmas.

So, the regular finger hands cost 99 cents each.
You can't see the cost of each mini finger hand but I found a pack of 5 mini finger hands for 3.08$ on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Finger-Hands-Assorted-Color-Bulk/dp/B07BYVW74M
This means that to get a full set of regular finger hands it would cost 10 × 0.99 = 9.90$
And to get a whole set of mini finger hands (50) you would spend 10 × 3.08 = 30.80$
So a complete set of finger hands and finger finger hands would be 40.70$.
i'LL tAkE yOuR ENtirE stOCk!

Finger hands for finger hands

https://www.amazon.com/Finger-Hands-Assorted-Color-Bulk/dp/B07BYVW74M/

https://www.amazon.com/Initech-Jump-Conclusions-Office-Space/dp/B07GL3CBBZ

You see, it is a mat that you put on the floor, and it has different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP to.

Bubble machine!

10 or under

Thanks for the contest!

Kids in the kitchen.

I'm an otter. And what do you do? Swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands.

Bubble machine, which would mean more cute videos. On Onika's List.

This one?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000197NXM?pc_redir=1408849710&robot_redir=1

Number 77 FTW!!! - I know you'll like this one Reddit!

edit: but not as much as this one

You can buy it on Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/Avenging-Narwhal-Action-Whale-Set/dp/B000J3IU6E

Since you're asking reddit, these seemed oddly apt, and $1.29 to spare: This and this.

A vast collection of music that I never would have heard otherwise.

That or the Avenging Narwhal Playset my secret santa pal got me.

This is clearly the best product on the list:
http://www.amazon.com/Novelty-Figures-AVENGING-NARWHAL-PLAYSET/dp/B000J3IU6E/ref=tag_stp_st_edpp_url

https://www.amazon.com/Rhode-Island-Novelty-8-Inches-48-Units/dp/B001D99IUA

link tfw shipping more expensive than the whole box

Some good ideas here

Though the correct answer as always is an entire fleet of these airplanes

It’s not the same link but I found them on amazon

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_bWkzCb2WR7BMX

Adams Pranks and Magic - Flying Butterfly - Classic Novelty Gag Toy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001LXM6DE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1Pc-BbW01SWEA

There are lots of instructions online to make your own. As well, other vendors sell it. Try googling "flying butterfly card."

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE/

So you could to do this and get free food for life!


Just sayin'....

The trick...

I think she's using some of that super thin/fine magician "invisible" string... and it looks like it could be taped to her forehead. Watch from the 1:13 mark, and play the YouTube video at 0.25 speed.

http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W

https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W

There is a string that goes over her shoulder or head. Its magician string. She grabs it as it comes around and hold it up with her fingers. http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W

Not actually a wire, but super thin nylon strand with a bit of sticky on the end.

You can buy it at any little magic shop or Amazon for about $6.00: https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Makers-Magicians-Invisible-Thread/dp/B002FP9L1W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526315145&sr=8-1&keywords=floating+card+trick

It's wibbly wobbly! and a little under your price range, but it's still fantastic.

Also, dang girl, I like your tastes, I love all of those shows lol.

Here, it's probably cheaper on amazon than think geek but im too lazy to see

It is a Dalek from Doctor Who. It certainly is alien/space themed and it is $20 or less :D

There is also a spinning TARDIS and an Adipose Plush

The one thing I need more than anything and I have yet to buy it for myself. I keep telling myself, "Give it a week and see if you want it." Now it's become a need. And, it's nothing special.

Favourite item on my WL - because it's only a freaking levitating TARDIS!

Favourite item on your WL - the Haribo gummies because I have a massive sweet-tooth and just absolutely love anything sugary :3

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Just came across this

I just gave a money tight bride an amazing discount at work.

On amazon I have seen unicorn meat, a light to light up the toilet bowl at night, liquid ass, emergency underpants, and the last thing i'll add is the Child circumcision trainer.

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have fun with this

Need one of these!

Box of Disposable Emergency Underpants

I can't stop procrastinating!

You definitely need these so you can power work without leaving your chair! You'll also do awesome : )

$6.99 including shipping.

Verified.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8PS25W

Well by definition, unique means one of a kind. Even if you say, something that not a lot of people do, I still wouldn't say I have a hobby like that. I would say that a lot of people do most of the things that I do for entertainment. If nothing else, I guess you could say I like to buy interesting toys on Amazon when I see them such as this, but I know that quite a few other people get them so I can't say it's unique at all.

You could try one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

They also light up, which might be a fun option.

WHY ARE THERE NO ANSWERS HERE???!?!

edit: nevermind. https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

Amazon link for about $20.

I bought one about a year ago and took it to work. Got just about everybody lol definitely worth the buy if you have at least a few others to try to get with it.

Or a $5 Alternative https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q

That is also “Amazons Choice” scammy ass bullshit

Considerably cheaper here: https://www.amazon.com/Hilarious-Scare-Box-Spider-Prank/dp/B00J2GYP8Q

Because you always need more than 2 googly eyes, so why not buy a few extras... https://www.amazon.com/Kare-Kind-1100-Wiggle-Googly/dp/B07RJS61S9

Also, not sure these will fit, but I still want https://www.amazon.com/Allures-Illusions-Giant-Googly-Eyes/dp/B00KHZGMZ0

Toilet Night Light here


Giant Googly Eyes here


Yodelling Pickle here

My item would just be a $15 Amazon gift card

I got them off amazon

Try these

https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-Accoutrements-12513-Finger/dp/B00NI2PDC2

Found them on amazon.com:
https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-Accoutrements-12513-Finger/dp/B00NI2PDC2

I hope I could help a little

Amazon link

https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12513-Finger-Hands/dp/B00NI2PDC2

https://www.amazon.com/Sumnacon-Crystal-Sphere-Astronomer-Student/dp/B01IEPE7NI/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&%2AVersion%2A=1&%2Aentries%2A=0

I used to use these:

amazon.com/Toms-Fidgets-Flippy-Perfect-AAnxiety/dp/B01MAYBTA0

They feel amazing but started to get expensive because they start to flake after a while and make your fingers greasy.

So, I got one of those 20 in 1 boxes and the marble fidget ended up being my favorite. First one fell apart on the end, you have to be careful not to touch the stitching too much. The stretchy string was also really nice. (just search stretchy string fidget or marble fidget) You can buy those 2 individual items in bulk pretty cheap, not sure on brands, though - I haven't bought a set yet.

edit: apparently they're also called Boinks.

I want to get one of the metal infinity cubes, but they're expensive and all of the colors look amazing and I can't choose which one to pick

This is my favorite

It is a fidget toy.

https://www.amazon.com/Toms-Fidgets-Flippy-Perfect-Anxiety/dp/B01MAYBTA0

My last job was at a retail store, but in an office setting. We were given two 15 minute breaks, and an hour lunch, for a 9 hour scheduled shift. So something like 2 hours on, 15 off, 1:45 on, hour off, 2 hours on, 15 off, 1:45 on, leave. This felt pretty good for me, but everyone is different, and I don't know what your company's culture is around that. Your coworkers have that work-break ratio locked down because their brain has a timer built in that helps them out, we have no such luxury!

Another recommendation I have, though this would depend on your job setting, would be to take a break in a different area from where you work. This will help your brain associate work zone = work time, break zone = break time, which might help with transitioning from one to another.

As for small activities, it again depends on your company. I hear a lot of companies encourage fiddling with stuff like legos, or play dough, or kinetic sand or whatever in your work area, but I've had bosses that would just assume I do that all day instead of work. For inconspicuous, maybe a fidget toy? I really like these, and I hear great things about these.

Good luck to you! I am not perfect at this (he says as he reddits while he works) but hopefully you get some use out of what I said :)

rings

Should have sent her in with this: https://www.amazon.com/Blinker-Fluid-HAND-VERSION-Hilarious-Gift-Stocking-Stuffer-Car/dp/B06ZXSKDZG/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1515018848&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=blinker+fluid&psc=1

Dehydrated Water just add water

https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Yeti-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1548997651&sr=8-1&keywords=dehydrated+water+just+add+water

Don't know about the seal but you can get blinker fluid and some dehydrated water from Amazon so you know it's real 😀

Dehydrated Water 16oz Can

https://www.amazon.com/Witty-Dehydrated-Essential-Hilarious-Practical/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1537320969&sr=8-1&keywords=dehydrated+water

Apparently that's already a thing.

Witty Yetis Dehydrated Water 16oz Can. NEW Formula! Essential Camping & Survival Supply. Funny Gag Gift & Adult Stocking Stuffer for Men & Women. Hilarious Novelty & Practical Joke. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072L38SGT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_PoETDbDP7VC5V

This Is The Link: The Weirdest Water Ever

Finger Hands For Finger Hands (5 Assorted Color Finger Hands Bulk) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BYVW74M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_EP1kDbJ0MA9DX

welp, yeah. can't agree more.

but legend says that the developer was using the same trick on his toes and keyboard on the floor. thus 10x.

EDIT: or he could go even higher with this approach https://www.amazon.com/Finger-Hands-Assorted-Color-Bulk/dp/B07BYVW74M

Link for reference

Finger Hands For Finger Hands (5 Assorted Color Finger Hands Bulk) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BYVW74M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_KMB9BbT5CMQCY

Only $7.50! Finger Hands For Finger Hands (5 Assorted Color Finger Hands Bulk) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BYVW74M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_P5l8Bb01RYQ61

Link

https://www.amazon.com/Adams-Pranks-Magic-Butterfly-Classic/dp/B001LXM6DE

No, they're fake thumbs with light on the tips.

https://www.amazon.com/Easyfashion-Light-Thumbs-Fingers-Magic/dp/B00DMR2L64

Don't get cock because you've got my up votes than me lol! ;-)

Here go friend, I have a product I want to sell you https://www.amazon.com/Initech-Jump-Conclusions-Office-Space/dp/B07GL3CBBZ

BTW, the way I have always read the blizzard version of dynamic respawns is not by quest type, but by world area. So, even if you don't have stuff to kill for your quest, you have other things near by that you can kill. When those die, sometimes you get another random spawn, or you might get a quest spawn.

How is that the fault of MI exactly?

You are gonna need to walk me through that feat of logic connecting using MI and stomping on someone's IP and getting your account banned. Or perhaps you used one of these to come up with that bullshit.

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GL3CBBZ

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It's a tweet, he didn't write Why David Griffin Is a Motherfucker : a Three Part Essay by Lebron James. He could be talking about Space Jam 2. Maybe he just got out of a workout with AD and he could be talking about next season. Fuck he could have just finished Season 5 of Game of Thrones and is talking about that. Nobody knows what Lebron means except Lebron. "It probably annoyed Lebron" lol do you know him personally? Did he tell you that's why he made the tweet? It's a 20 word tweet, putting an entire paragraph of hot takes worth of meaning on it is Skip Bayless level of garbage.

This is your entire take right now

I was actually legitimately asking him what that shit was at the bottom.

You may purchase your mat here.

Youd like this game
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GL3CBBZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_QhM2Cb38FTAFN