(Part 2) Best bidet & bidet parts according to redditors

I literally just used my bidet while reading this.

People, don't underestimate the power of a clean ass. In the states, standalone bidets aren't common. The bidet I'm using hooks up to my toilet and I got it for $30.

EDIT: Here's the model I use.

"if you stepped in dog poop in your bare feet, would you blot it with paper towel, or would you wash it off with water?"

$35 is a great start, and when you're ready for snobbish luxury...

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https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2014-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B0165UFOGS

• Gentle aerated, warm water, dual action spray with oscillating feature
  
• Elongated heated seat with temperature control
  
• Self-cleaning wand automatically cleans inside and out before and after use

I've got a couple ideas, maybe one of them will work for you.

First, I assume you're changing your pads/tampons often, so that's not the issue. Maybe consider using a portable bidet whenever you use the restroom. They clean waay better than toilet paper, and aren't harsh like some wipes.

Second, I don't want to beat a dead horse or anything, but consider trying out a menstrual cup if you haven't already. They just seem to me to keep everything contained a little better.

Third, keep in mind your sense of smell might be in high gear during your period. Like, seriously bloodhound level (no pun intended). Next time you think you stink, consider asking a close friend to give you their opinion. I wouldn't be surprised if you're the only one who notices.

Or use the hand sprayer type

Its practice, first 2-3 times you won't get the position right and you'll spray the inner cheek, or on the taint or crack.

Afterwards you'll know the position and you can start on low pressure to get the aim down before you start blasting.

I had a million bidet questions until I finally just bought one for $30 on amazon. After I used it it clicked and I realized how great it is. I mean, its just like taking a shower for your asshole. I thought I'd have to like wipe and use it, but every time I wiped after using the bidet it was 100% clean. Wipe to dry and call it a day.

https://www.amazon.com/Tibbers-Self-Cleaning-Retractable-Non-Electric-Mechanical/dp/B07VRQHMJF/ref=lp_686953011_1_4?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1573521093&sr=1-4

Have you considered just getting a bidet? Easy to install, cheap, and much less complicated. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HXDJQC4/ref=mh_s9_acsd_top_bkUNrH_c_x_5_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-11&pf_rd_r=QY83HGCADHQX69R377F9&pf_rd_t=30901&pf_rd_p=c21ec71f-52a5-57f0-a441-f6e3c87ea1d7&pf_rd_i=686953011

A super clean butt right out of the portos can be yours for less than $10. That's the real game changer.

https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Bidet-Non-Electric-Cleaning-Adjustable/dp/B07H2DWVMK it's a Veken bidet :)

It'll change your life!

I am a senior software developer and on call pretty much always (1st line half the day, 2nd line half the day, it's OK, emergencies are very rare, months pass between two). Before this bag, as recently as a year ago, I needed to carry a laptop backpack with my regular 14" inside everywhere. But now, I can just take this baby. Also? Since it's only 9" high I can stand it up under a plane seat, lengthwise, so it is taking practically no space. A laptop backpack will steal invaluable space where your legs would go.

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If you want a great little bag: http://www.seventeenthirtythree.com/

Home of the Unicorgis: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/Squidbrains the patches specifically are https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/570922520/banjo-and-luna-the-unicorgi-iron-on

The first real performant 7" notebook (not Atom but real Intel Core CPU, non-eMMC storage but a real SSD and NVMe at that), what we wanted since the Toshiba Libretto, the Sony Vaio P, oh so many years: https://www.geekbuying.com/item/One-Netbook-One-Mix-2S-Yoga-Pocket-Laptop-M3-8100Y-8GB-256GB-Silver-406887.html

eReader/tablet/monitor: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/not-ereader-first-e-ink-mobile-phone-monitor/x/5633299#/ yeah it has its quirks but it works. Hot damn. I keep an eReader anyways to read, the previous one was an only slightly smaller Aura One and if I could get one that doubles as an emergency monitor, that's a big win in my books.

Waterbottle: https://www.rubbermaid.com/en-US/design-series-bottles yeah, nothing special.

Lächen Mini Irrigator: Google for aliexpress 33018370414, won't link it because of spam filters. Not only it is the smallest portable oral irrigator (waterpik) but it stores the nozzle inside.

Travel Washlet: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FDJ8SM totally SFW video on how to use it: https://youtu.be/NBAY1GWjjaQ it's basically portable civilization.

Nuts holder: I am reasonably sure it's https://www.uline.ca/Product/Detail/S-18215/Tubes/Clear-Retail-Tubes-1-1-2-x-6 and I just found it https://www.dancopackagingproducts.com/our_products/prod_161.html for smaller quantities. I'll actually get a spare or five :)

Micro-Mini HDMI cable: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01NC2X1DM/ it's hard to find a cable of this kind this tiny.

Stand: https://www.niteize.com/product/QuikStand.asp it does hold the tablet up, barely so, but it does.

DM-1 wallet: https://decadentminimalist.com/ you can't find a smaller, lighterweight card wallet.

Phone to taste. The bag can hold any monster of a phone.

When flying I also add: Glocalme U2 https://www.glocalme.com/CA/en-US/cloudsim/u2 international mifi with pretty decent rates but also the possibility to just slot a local SIM. Did you know giffgaff UK sends a SIM anywhere for free and allows using their packages EU wide with really nice rates? It's literally half the price of a T-Mobile USA International Pass.

Dual USB Output Super Slim Power Bank Ultra Thin, Attom Tech 3000mAh https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07JZCZSH9 it's enough to give a phone or the mifi a little bit of extra time.. It's ridiculous from something this tiny but it actually can (slow) charge both at the same time.

There are some small extras in the last photo:

Olight UC Magnetic USB Charger https://olightworld.com/olight-uc-magnetic-usb-charger to charge the AA battery in the washlet. Again, it's neigh impossible to find a smaller battery charger.

Mu One https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07N1PK1RP/ impossibly thin 45W USB C charger.

Elecom WRH-583BK2-S travel router. https://www.ebay.com/itm//183769814553 dual RJ45, dual band, micro USB powered.

Do even more: Get yourself a bidet. Simple or fancy or something in between. It'll save the tush. Also, if you eat lightly the day before you start the cleanse, the whole thing goes easier. It's a lot of fuss over nothing and you get to avoid this type of cancer, at least.

http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-Washlet-Seat-Elongated/dp/B009IJ2LJ2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1406475303&sr=8-2&keywords=toto+bidet

At first I loved the wipes, but over time I realized I was sensitive to them. (I don’t normally have sensitive skin.)
The best thing I’ve found is a “spray bidet” which you can easily attach to a toilet - cleaning with plain water is ideal! Something like this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A9A9MUO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_BpeECbJEGWHNS

Bidet's are the literal best thing on the toilet. The cost is entirely worth it especially when you can do mid-poop washes as needed. Bonus points for it being better than even toilet paper (minus the bit you use to dry off with if you don't get the model that will dry you off as well).

Get here this instead

You want a single stream not a damn shower head. I'm sorry but that is retarded. :/

We have a Brondell in the upstairs spare bathroom, A Luxe 185 in the downstairs bathroom, and a Biobidet BB1000 in the master bathroom(it was only $150 on a lightning deal 2 years ago) and both of us prefer the Brondell one. The expensive one has warm water, warm seat and a pulsating stream to free those dingleberries but price isn't worth it, even at $150. Also the Brondell only raises the back of the seat 1/4". The Luxe raises seat height about an inch and the Biobidet raises it about 2 inches which doesn't seem like much but it's enough to feel strange on either of them.

Edit: fixed Luxe 185 link.

Its one of those adaptors that goes between the porcelain and the seat of a regular toilet.
You can get it eaven cheaper
https://www.amazon.com/Simplet-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment-x/dp/B00FX1D55I

• an adjustable height desk; the ability to stand to work when I want to has been wonderful.
  
• a really nice office chair; after injuring my back, it has helped me sit for long stretches and still be able to stand up from quickly, unlike just about any other chair.
  
• a bidet attachment for my toilet; using standard toilets now is such a disappointment.
  
• a smartphone; always having the internet with me, a camera when I need it, music and podcasts while I run, and a dash cam.

order one on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0165UFOGS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_CAFbBbRHFQ1TY

Bidet owner since late October of last year. It's probably the best thing I own in my house next to my air conditioner and my ice cube trays. Seriously. It's better than the internet and the internet has porn.

If you're even remotely curious about the cleaning quality, get the one I got on Amazon for $70. It's cheap enough to not hurt you financially if you don't like it, but it's a good enough quality for it to last you many, many years.

My argument is that if you get dog shit on your hand, wiping it off isn't going to get you clean. Washing is the only way to make that happen.

I don't get shit on my hand every day, but my ass is another story. And it really appreciates a good hosing down. Here is the simplest effective solution, although you can add hot water or get all fancy with an remote-controlled electric unit if you want.

I mean it's so weak if you want water to run upside down and wash away poo sticking on your butt you need a little pressure. Just read some reviews https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B01DB8DRNO/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=1



Another device, same problem:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B005FDJ8SM/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&pageNumber=1

Get a bidet attachment for your toilet! We had one of these pre-pregnancy and it has been a huge lifesaver with all the pooping problems. I put it in bc my SO used to shower after every poop to feel clean, so I figured it would save water. Now I hate pooping in the other bathroom without the water to wash off after. It will change your life!!!



The one we got is like this, and I installed it myself: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01A9A9MUO/ref=mp_s_a_1_33?ie=UTF8&qid=1474147711&sr=8-33&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=bidet&dpPl=1&dpID=3133aRXnSnL&ref=plSrch

Men also benefit. Hot muggy days used to be my worst enemy. Let’s just say dry paper can’t get everything especially cuz guys have some hair. So now I use less TP, just to dry off (environment your welcome). And I can go hiking with out bothering my boxers.


This one is better then the single head one I have

Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZxPoDb5YHY0AB

Here it is:
https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B00UCIOX2Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?keywords=toto+washlet&qid=1563804635&s=gateway&sprefix=toto+was&sr=8-6

I’ve had it for over a year, works great. No need to look at the more expensive options, this has everything you would need.

Depends what country you are in....Japan for example the robotic bidet does most of the cleaning, you just sit their listing to music....if you are going for one at home $300-500 plus install

https://www.amazon.com/BioBidet-Elongated-Adjustable-Posterior-Installation/dp/B004GDQZZ6

>You have to be frugal to get an adult clean on one tank

We used to use a garden sprayer camping too, but then discovered this incredibly simply little gadget and found we got more thoroughly rinsed and cleaner "feeling" on even less water than we used with the sprayer. That plus one of these = the most efficient camping shower that actually gets you feeling as clean as your regular shower at home can, the garden sprayer just never had enough pressure or volume to make you feel like the soap and grime is actually off your body, you know? :)

Yeah, personal bidets have been on Amazon Japan since 2011. What a bullshit claim to be the world's first! https://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/aw/d/B005FDJ8SM/

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**Edit to add: https://nutritionfacts.org/video/avoiding-chicken-to-avoid-bladder-infections/

I got my bidet off Woot, but Amazon has them for under $30. You'll want to get a better connector than the plastic one they come with, but it's been a godsend for me.


https://www.amazon.com/TP70-Handheld-Personal-Portable-Capacity/dp/B00O92IF6Q/ref=sr_1_7?crid=7YUMED4AGJKQ is a cheap and easy tester for the portable ones.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO/ref=sr_1_4 is what Woot.com had for about the same price, and I love it.

And for now there is a cheaper alternative not sure how good though. https://www.amazon.ca/Blue-Bidet-BB-20-Portable/dp/B004IW5ITO/ref=asc_df_B004IW5ITO/?tag=googlemobshop-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=293019984207&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17507389684459239127&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1002451&hvtargid=pla-351251582625&psc=1

Get that weak crap out of here.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0165UFOGS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_mRq4BbF6CHYGT

I have a slightly different model than this. It heats the seat and it warms the water so you aren't splashing icy cold discomfort all over your ass.

Here's the one I have. Yes it is very expensive, I also had to wire an outlet right next to toilet. But now when I walk up to my toilet, the lid automatically opens. The seat is already warmed, it cleans the bowl and sprays so nothing sticks, after I'm done my ass is washed with warm water, dried with hot air, and deodorized. When I walk away it cleans itself and the bowl thoroughly again. I can't use public toilets anymore. Anything less feels like wiping with leaves in the woods.

"it" is the adapter that connects the toilet water supply to the bidet. The cheaper units come with a pastic one that works fine for a while but may eventually fail. Here's an example of a metal one

https://www.amazon.com/T-adapter-Shut-off-Connector-Handheld-Polished/dp/B00JIG4AGM/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=bidet+valve&qid=1573656796&sr=8-4

Invest in a handheld bidet. They are very popular in Japan.

TOTO Travel Handy Washlet YEW350-WH https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FDJ8SM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_i9-QwbXS7NF0B


That's the Japanese model, although the instructions for use are easily available in English online. I always take one with me in my backpack.

Suffer no more, my friend:
https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-Washlet-Elongated-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0165UFOGS

Am female, and live with other females.

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I got a barebones hose attachment off Amazon for ~$40 last December, and it's been great! As /u/Jennjersnap said, there's definitely a learning curve involved. The hose attachment I have is cold water only and is surprisingly not that bad even during the winter; you may go numb depending on the water temperature, but it does not compare to having cold water down your spine. FWIW, I still use 1 square of TP after rinsing up from #2 to be sure of thoroughness (and flush after #2 before rinsing). Other than that, I just try to aim well enough to not get more wet than necessary, and manage to dry off just fine by putting on clothes. My roommate who uses the bidet dries off with tp, but claims to still use less than before having the bidet.

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If you or anyone in your household has mobility issues, I would suggest the style that sits inside the toilet bowl, though I have no experience with them. If you go this route, make sure to get one that has a "guard" that covers the spout when not in use to avoid contamination. Otherwise I believe the hoses are cheaper, generally more durable (make sure to turn them off at the source to avoid flooding!), and have more flexibility in use-- I've even used them to powerwash the bathtub, and they're often used for cloth diaper cleaning.

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The best general tip I have is to check diagrams of how the bidet in question is supposed to be angled, cleaned, and otherwise maintained.



Edit: We had the AquaNexis.

Think of it this way my friend: how often do you use the toilet? Isn't it also one of the most disgusting things you have to do multiple times every. single. day? Now, is that really so much money for decades of life-transforming excretion of wastes-- totally transforming the disgusting into joy-- and always having that oh-so-fresh feeling?

I don't think so! Especially since I think this is it for $936.

You will thank me later. Every single day.

Though, to be sure... the c200 is great.

http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-seat-Bidet-BB-1000/dp/B001DNY59U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310119112&sr=8-1

I pretty much went to the Amazon top-rated ones in the category; I got this one first and it's great, then when we built another bathroom next to my bedroom I bought one of these because I was curious about the warm water (it's nice, but it was a bit more difficult to install and takes time to warm up anyway). Both of them were a lot cheaper when I bought them 3-4 years ago; it looks like the top-rated one right now is this; I can't personally speak about it but the ratings are good. :)

Also I forgot to mention in my first post: toilet paper lasts basically forever. Using four to six squares just to dry off it takes me over three months to use a single roll.

Congratulations!

I see you went with squishy bronze, good choice. I'm guessing that this is a step up in size for you, so you're body will need some time to get used to is. Be patient. I worked my way up to all day wear over a space of a couple weeks, and it was months before I sized up and started training for all day wear again. I'm no were even close to that with my latest. Practice makes perfect, you'll be taking it like a champ in no time.

Learning to relax is really the most important part of keeping it in honestly. The plug should be big enough that it will stay in on it's own as long as you keep your muscles from clamping down on it. You can practice your control by clamping down on it like you would cut off a turd mid motion. This has the pleasant side effect of pushing the plug up into your body and, if you're lucky, rubbing it against your prostate, which is it's own reward. Hold the contraction for 5 or 10 seconds then relax everything for 10 or 20 seconds. Repeat for a couple minutes. Your butt will be so tired, and your prostate so stimulated, that you won't be able to push it out.

Incidentally, learning to control those muscles makes a huge difference in how enjoyable any kind of anal play is. Learning to let something, or someone, slip into your ass with no resistance, but then clamping down on them and not letting them leave is fun.

Stopping nasty stuff is a little trickier, but honestly not much. Fiber supplements. For me Fiber-Con is simply the best bang for your buck. It will keep things firm and cohesive, and makes taking a dump a much cleaner, quicker, and a more comfortable process. Then it's just a matter of a quick rinse out with your douching tool of choice. I have a Bidet attachment on my toilet that I use for a quick rinse. But you can even use a sports bottle full of water. This takes a little practice too. To much water and you'll get water past the colon, that can get a lot more complicated and take a lot more time.

When I was in Jordan many of the toilets had something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Premium-Stainless-Bathroom-Handheld-Sprayer/dp/B01A9A9MUO?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_3 It works decently.

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I have a Toto C100 at home. You might consider it pricey, but it is well worth the money.

If it's that big of a problem then consider a bidet

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW584-01-Electronic-Cleansing/dp/B009IJ2NBI

Based off you using one roll of high end toilet paper a week, this baby pays for herself in 32 years. And that’s with one person using it. No one stays single if they’ve got one so it’s really only 16 years.

Portable water bottle bidet with 54 user reviews. You're welcome.

Here's a better version mate:

Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VLwRDbSV52NEH


You can also get the hoses.

I personally started using a bidet after my trip to Japan. Now only using paper feels disgusting.

oh I was talking about one of those seat attachment sprays. I grew up where hand held sprays are common in every toilet and was uncomfortable when I first moved to the US.

Cheap one I use does not have heated water, but I can tell you that the butt hole is not actually that sensitive to cold water. I have now used it through 2 winters. This is the best and cheapest life improvement you can add to your life right now.

The kind I have is a handheld sprayer. Kind of like what you see on kitchen sinks, the little water guns. I just wash it with cleaner the same way I do the rest of the toilet. It doesn't really get dirty though. Because it sprays water out so usually anything is getting shot away from it. This is the kind I go. Worth every penny and I really mean that. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0108GMCWY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Get a separate, metal T valve to put between the bidet hose and the toilet intake (instead of the crappy plastic T that most of those bidet's come with). I have one there and have the pressure turned down almost all the way.

This is the one I got.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005FDJ8SM/

Never leave for trip without one...

You can buy the fancy toto toilet seats off Amazon .

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009IJ2LJ2/ref=pd_aw_sim_hi_14?refRID=0CV8DGTAEGAVHZNH1ZVW

But these much cheaper attachments are easy to install and work really well.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B009ZLRSJ6?psc=1

I own this exact model and it was worth every fuckin' penny.

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Elongated-Washlet/dp/B00UCIOX2Q

> bidet

You don't have a clean asshole, what? Are you an American? Here, let me help you. You can buy one of these to next to your toilet, or one of these to use instead of toilet paper.

If the stains are bugging you, put them in a saturated black dye bath (if your cloth is cotton flannel like a lot of people, add some salt to make the dye more potent). You may have to re-dye them every year or something, but much easier than having to bleach them all the time. I generally don't use cloth toilet paper for #2, unless I feel like there's going to be minimal damage, but I do use it to wipe when I'm menstruating and when there's solids from that I rinse it before putting it in the washbag. If you're up for it, at my last home I had a bidet (this guy I think https://www.amazon.com/GenieBidet-Feminine-Attachment-Cleaning-connector/dp/B01INP9O7S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519269604&sr=8-1&keywords=genie+bidet) and that was perfect; bidet the bits away and wipe dry with a cloth. Also, it may seem zero-waste counterintuitive, but if your supply is too gross for you to be happy with you can give them a real hard clean and repurpose them for cleaning rags and make yourself some that are easier to clean. Better to be happy than to have zero waste be something making your unhappy.

The sitz bath is a bucket the goes on the toilet seat, it's filled with warm water & then a bag of water hangs with a tube that attaches to the bath that squirts the water into the bucket. It creates a swirling bath of warm water that the vulva sits in to sooth pain. You don't use this after a c-section.

I had 2 c-sections. A belly binder is a must, the hospital should provide one. They come in different sizes, so if the first one doesn't fit ask for another size. Put it on before standing up. Having 2 reusable gel ice packs is nice on the incision. If you can get them, cloth menstrual pads are way nicer to wear for 4-8 weeks than disposable pads (soft, breathable & less leaks). You can't use a menstrual cup postpartum even with a c-section. High waist underwear are great, low cuts bother my incision months later. A peri bottle isn't necessary with a c-section, but it's nice to not have to bend. They give you one at the hospital, but I prefer using a travel bidet with a bent neck like this one: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00O92IF6Q/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_.qo2AbE60N95N

Well, the sultan, a 1968 targa, and a toto Washlet would all make me very happy

Check out the Wirecutter reviews: https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-bidet-toilet-seat-washlet/

Or jump to their recommendation: https://smile.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B00UCIOX2Q

The Toto is pretty easy to install on your own--the hardest part is having to connect the water supply with your face/neck mashed against the wall like some kind of weirdo bathroom contortionist if your toilet's in a corner. I also recommend wall mounting the remote for corner toilets. It probably wouldn't take long to figure out where the buttons are on the side of the seat with the non-remote version, but man, would I hate pooping until I got to that point.

Japanese Toilet

Bidet, warm air dryer, heated seat, and comes with a remote. The future is here!

One was ordered from Amazon, Astor and the other one I found on chance on clearance at Kohl's department store. I don't recall the brand and not at home. But that one I like better, it's very similar but has more pressure.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_xN.hAbYHQT2YE

Edit: found it, I recognize the logo.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FX1D55I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_HR.hAb8N3KC3Q

Get him this:
http://www.amazon.com/Blue-Bidet-BB-20-Portable/dp/B004IW5ITO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323848511&sr=8-1

he'll get the message.

I couldn't stand without these when I was in Canada. I even considered to purchase mobile washlet like this.

Solution:

https://www.amazon.com/Blue-Bidet-BB-20-Portable/dp/B004IW5ITO

https://www.amazon.ca/Blue-Bidet-BB-20-Portable/dp/B004IW5ITO/ref=asc_df_B004IW5ITO/?tag=googleshopc0c-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292914191994&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8606683830918296732&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9000685&hvtargid=pla-351251582625&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW574-01-Electronic-Cleansing/dp/B009IJ2LJ2?th=1

I couldn't recommend a portable bidet enough. It's gotten me thru some poopy situations.

Amazon link for the uninitiated: https://www.amazon.com/Giraf-BP-30-Portable-Travel-Bidet/dp/B001BYV3J6

https://www.amazon.com/BioBidet-Elongated-Adjustable-Posterior-Installation/dp/B004GDQZZ6/ref=sr_1_2?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1487049305&sr=1-2&keywords=bidet&refinements=p_36%3A40000-99999999

It definitely does, yes. I did quite a bit of research before buying and was willing to spend around $100 or so but this specific model had the best overall reviews and added features for females as well, your gf will thank you I'm sure. (Side note, I initially ordered the blue but it looked, idk cheap somehow so I exchanged it for the white only and it looks much, much better, not cheap looking at all.)

A couple suggestions on other things that make a big difference imo for another $20 combined roughly, both recommended by other reviewers as well as a few specific YouTube installation videos (there is one that finally sold me on it, I'll see if I can find that too). A better/more solid and lasting brass, chrome finish T-adapter which also has a shut off and is compatible with this model (the 185 comes with a plastic one and only a few reported leaks and it doesn't have a shut off either and will eventually need to be replaced down the line). As well as toilet seat bumpers, taking into account the bidet only raises the seat a little but enough to not make it feel solid, the bumpers make it feel as it should, 100% solid with them.

The links for you to check out and maybe add to your wishlist (I personally highly suggest them):

KES Toilet Lavatory Brass... https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00JIG4AGM?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

Danco 10062 Toilet Seat Bumper... https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00EA080X0?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf


Edit: This is the YouTube link where the guy uses the upgraded adapter as well as the bumpers and shows how to install easily too. (You'll see the 185 features that do make a big difference to me.)
https://youtu.be/juilRGZXLwM

There are also portable ones such as this! I do recommend it, it's feels great, leaves you feeling great, and probably cleaner too..

Yessssss!!!!!


I got a bidet (super fancy, dryer, heated seats, heated water,remote) 4 years back and fell in love.

THEN I got pregnant and everyone is talking about a peri bottle... and I’m like you fools need to get on the bidet bandwagon!

Husband won’t admit he uses it... but I can tell on his face that he likes it after spicy meal.

I dont want to say LIFE CHANGING but man it feels great. You feel so clean... in the summer you can use cooler water and you feel refreshed. Midnight bathroom runs you are greeted with a warm seat :)

Getting ready to replace mine. it’s not heating the water any more.

Had a Brondell S1000 https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-S1000-RW-Swash-Advanced-Toilet/dp/B0045UB9HE ($600 ) and looking to replace with

Toto https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW3036-01-Electronic-Instantaneous/dp/B079WVTJMV because I like how you can program the user settings

Or

Toto
https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B00UCIOX2Q

But I don’t like how it’s not as slim as the first Toto.


$30 is a steal for the water action... but if you have room in the budget the other features are incredible!

I’m larger, so my butt would probably cover the adjustment knobs....

Yes.. https://www.amazon.com/Giraf-BP-30-Portable-Travel-Bidet/dp/B001BYV3J6

Yes. You want to search for either "Electronic Toilet Seat" or "Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat" or "washlet.' There's a range. Fair warning: They're typically not cheap. I got this one at Costco for $200 a few years ago, which is definitely on the low side for one of those, especially with that feature set. It's not available anymore though. A comparable model could be about $400-$500. This one is reasonably priced at $250, but it doesn't have an air dryer feature like the intelliseat. I also had an opportunity to use this one when I was in Japan, and it gets a nod of approval.

It seems like a lot to spend, but as others have said, once you get accustomed to it, you realize it's worth every penny.

Amazon has them. This is the one I bought, but there are cheaper ones.

This is the one I use. I could never go back to wiping myself with pieces of dry paper... the thought of it almost makes me shudder.

cant go wrong with toto https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005FDJ8SM

Softer, fattier stool can be a factor in cleanup, as can hair. If it's taking this long, you may want to invest in a bidet attachment for your toilet. They're not particularly expensive or hard to install, as long as you're careful and make sure to turn the water off beforehand.

https://www.amazon.com/Simplet-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00FX1D55I/

This'll shoot some water up your backend, which you then wipe dry with a cloth you keep nearby. The cloth shouldn't be doing any of the cleaning, just the water.

Exactly bro. After living in SE Asia where the Hand Held bidets are everywhere, I couldn't go back to just paper. Gross.

https://www.amazon.com/SmarterFresh-Sprayer-Premium-Stainless-Shattaf/dp/B0108GMCWY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493623935&sr=8-1&keywords=bum+gun

That’s great! Keep flushing those wipes at work but use this bad boy at home: Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

That’s the one I have and I love it. It has a super easy installation, I know nothing about plumbing but it showed me everything I needed to know. Only took about 20 minutes to install and then I had to wait another 5-10 to wait for the water line to turn back on and go into the bidet. Try it out!

The model I purchased comes with everything needed except a crescent wrench. A quick video tutorial might be all you need.

Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TvWMDbZ2RF4W8

I have one of these:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009IJ2NBI/sr=1-1/qid=1482552443/ref=olp_product_details?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=1482552443&sr=1-1

One major flaw is that the toilet cover comes down to quick. I usually hover over the toilet as I wipe (who has time to wait for the air dryer), and the cover will hit me on my 3rd wipe.

Also, I wished the spray wand would go further back (has 5 settings and 3 of the 5 basically just sprays my balls).

Also, the motion sensor is way to fucking sensitive. Constantly popping up the lid and spraying the toilet rim every time I enter the bathroom.

Use portable bidet

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B00UCIOX2Q/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1527106982&sr=1-1&keywords=toto+washlet

https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW584-01-Electronic-Sanitization/dp/B009IJ2NBI/ref=sr_1_4_acs_kn_product_lines_B009IJ2NBI_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526315163&sr=8-4-acs&keywords=toto+washlet

I have the other brand of this same model, the Bio Bidet

I can confirm everything you say. People who use it are really excited about how well it performs and couldn't believe the cost.

Cold water is a downside but you will get used to it.

Try it out.

You can even get ones that attach to your toilet directly! So even if you don’t have space, you can still have that bidet clean feel.

Get something portable like this:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BYV3J6?pc_redir=1397646847&robot_redir=1

If it is just a quick refresh, just use the portable bidet to rinse with warm water. If you have been especially active/sweaty, wipe with a wet wipe (one made for using on your intimate area) or baby wipe, then rinse with warm water. This is so you are more thoroughly cleaning, and you can dilute the scent of the wet wipe (you wouldn't want a strong perfumy or baby powder scent left behind). Or rinse the wet wipe first to dilute the scent if you don't want to use water to rinse.

At home you can install a mini shower portable bidet so you can wash right over the toilet. Something like this (do a search of "mini shower bidet" to see other brands)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00891BQC8/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1397783041&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40

Had that one for almost 4 years before it started leaking everywhere. Was about to order another one but ended up with this, which doesn't have hot water but imo works a lot better and doesn't make your seat squeak as much.

My husband got this one. Until this question I did not know the damn thing was a thousand bucks.

I really don't have the need but can see that a guy might like it.

It is in his bathroom but I have used it just for the warm seat. That feature is pretty sweet!

Like /u/spokeydokey said. A simple bidet seat is 30 bucks and totally worth it. We eventually replaced our cheap one with a bio bidet 1000 when the sprayer started leaking cause we loved it so much. It just makes sitting g on toilet with phone just that much more enjoyable.

A shattaf (hand bidet) can be very easily installed.

It's basically a sprayer attachment (like the kind on some kitchen sinks) that you plumb between the toilet water supply valve and the tank.

So the water supply will split between the tank (to fill it) and the shattaf, which usually has its own valve (to avoid leaks).

Here is one that seems OK (B grade on Fakespot) but more than I'd recommend spending if you aren't sure about incorporating this into your lifestyle.

You could always go the third-world route (like I was accustomed to) to get familiar with the practice (or even do it long-term), and use a pitcher/watering jug.

You can save money and save the environment if you get a bidet.

https://www.amazon.com/Oak-Leaf-Attachment-Non-electric-Mechanical/dp/B01HXDJQC4

You're welcome.

I just want to say, this is the best thing ever so you don't run into these issues while at home.

My buddy has one of these and raves about it regularly

http://www.amazon.com/Giraf-BP-30-Portable-Travel-Bidet/dp/B001BYV3J6

This is the one I own:
https://www.amazon.com/BioBidet-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-Cleaning/dp/B00FX1D55I/ref=sr_1_44?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1469729652&sr=1-44&keywords=bidet

Similar one but cheaper:
https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Toilet-Seat-Attachment-Electrical/dp/B01AAZVTMM/ref=sr_1_38?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1469729652&sr=1-38&keywords=bidet

I keep one of these in both my bathrooms. Just fill it with water and give it a squeeze. I hate using anything else after using one of these.

Here you go.

I had the same condition, but noticed it decreased when I visited Japan. It hit me one day, the Japanese bidet did the job.

Itch free for ONE YEAR!

Why don't you install bidet in your home I just installed This

Well not exactly. We don't use this, more commonly known as a bidet. We use something like this. An actual hose.

Here are some links to some US products:

Mrs. Bidet on Amazon.

Brondell CleanSpa.

Trust me, you need this, you just don't know it yet.

http://www.amazon.com/IntelliSeat-Ultimate-Bidet-Electronic-Toilet/dp/B0050EJBQ0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

It washes, it dries, it makes you feel all fluffy. (hey, I'm no Ron Popeil here people)

You can buy a Japanese toilet seat and install it, keeping the standard toilet seat stored somewhere. You can then put the normal toilet seat back on when it's time to move and take your Japanese seat with you. The hard part is getting power to the seat (for the warmed water, air dry, warmed seat, etc.).

We recently built a house and had them put plugs by every toilet. After they were done, we bought the seats on Amazon and installed them ourselves. We went with a particularly nice version, but there are others that are less expensive.

You can get a bidet that attaches to the tubing of your toliet. Something like this

Pro tip, get one where the trigger is farther from the nozzle, like this.

https://www.amazon.com/Mrs-Bidet-White-Attachment-Toilet-Complete/dp/B00891BQC8/ref=sr_1_25?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1474045817&sr=1-25&keywords=bidet

Replace the plastic connector with a metal one like this. Not only will it not drip, it will give you the ability to regulate the amount of water that is directed to the bidet.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00JIG4AGM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_zHjWAbAHN2K44

this one has an enema mode

Tagging on to this. I have recently discovered this bad boy. It is heated, doesn't cause that 60 grit sandpaper butthole feeling, and is guaranteed to leave you with a squeaky clean pooper.

Get her an attachable Bidet seat like this my girls tp usage went down by 2/3rds.

Have you heard of a bidet? It’s basically a small attachment you can attach to the toilet that cleans your ass (so you won’t ever have to use toilet paper again). They are super cheap.

https://www.amazon.com/Tibbers-Self-Cleaning-Retractable-Non-Electric-Mechanical/dp/B07VRQHMJF?ref_=Oct_BSellerC_686953011_0&pf_rd_p=a4440e8c-2f5a-542e-b725-32005b03ef91&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=686953011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=ZMZ09G0Y3XB58CABPT6M&pf_rd_r=ZMZ09G0Y3XB58CABPT6M&pf_rd_p=a4440e8c-2f5a-542e-b725-32005b03ef91

Otherwise there’s this so long https://www.amazon.com/TP70-Handheld-Personal-Portable-Capacity/dp/B00O92IF6Q

Portable Bidet for all!

Are you me? I've also invested in the portable bidet which has been amazing for the post coffee work dumps.

You need this:

http://www.amazon.com/Mrs-bidet-White-Attachment-Toilet-Complete/dp/B00891BQC8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1414965744&sr=8-1&keywords=toilet+sprayer

there are cheaper options at Amazon for both styles that I know of:

• http://www.amazon.com/Astor-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Attachment-CB-1000/dp/B003TPGPUW/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1457152571&sr=1-1&keywords=bidet
  
  
• http://www.amazon.com/SmarterFresh-Sprayer-Premium-Stainless-Shattaf/dp/B0108GMCWY/ref=sr_1_7?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1457152571&sr=1-7&keywords=bidet
  
  None of them need any significant renovations.

Base $35 model, cold water only https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RHSJO

Deluxe $60 model, hot and cold water https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A0RX2UI

Travel Bidet: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008CSDKSQ

Never had a problem with leaks with the Luxe. If you're afraid of leaking it may make sense to upgrade to a brass T-adapter

We have had this one for over 2 years and had no issues.

https://www.amazon.com/SmarterFresh-Sprayer-Premium-Stainless-Shattaf/dp/B0108GMCWY/

You want one of these, honestly everyone should have these. We have them in all of our bathrooms. Easy to install. [Link](Premium Stainless Steel Bathroom Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer - Shattaf Sprayer Best Used for Personal Hygiene and Potty Toilet Spray - Perfect Bottom Cleaner Spray & Shower Attachment, by Aqua Nexis https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A9A9MUO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_03v5CbCFH8GYF)

I am not OP but I have recommended this one to many family members and friends and they all like it. It's simple, not super noticeable, easy to install, and cheap.

Dear reddit peeps,

Get a bidet. Easy to install, cleanest butt ever.

https://www.amazon.com/Simplet-Non-Electric-Mechanical-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00FX1D55I/

I got Intelliseat ISB-200, similar to this one, only my remote is white http://www.amazon.com/IntelliSeat-Ultimate-Bidet-Electronic-Toilet/dp/B0050EJBQ0

I agree, best investment I ever made! this one is great! I don't know how it would help this situation though...

My wife bought one of these , and now I'm sold on them. It's a "hand-held bidet" and I don't know how I lived without one for so long. It is also handy for cleaning out cloth diapers, if you're a hippy and have kids, or are just into that sort of thing yourself.

Amazon sells them for a lot less then retail and you can convert an existing toilet to a robotic one:

http://smile.amazon.com/Toto-SW574-01-Washlet-Seat-Elongated/dp/B009IJ2LJ2/ref=sr_1_3?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1420832378&sr=1-3

I have one just like this :)

Ok so that seems way more complicated than a regular bidet. We have one you just remove the toilet seat, put it on the toilet, plug it into the outlet and the water and it was done. And we live in the US.

Edit: We have this one. TOTO SW2014#01 A100 WASHLET Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat with SoftClose Lid Elongated Cotton White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0165UFOGS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_IHuDRn8kQJ44e

I bought this one at Costco for $150

http://www.amazon.com/AMDM-IntelliSeat-Ultimate-Electronic-Washlet/dp/B0050EJBQ0/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

It has it's own warmer and everything.

Although I don't know if Costco is selling it anymore I bought it in 2012 apparently.

http://slickdeals.net/f/2913557-amdm-intelliseat-bidet-toilet-seat-149-99-at-costco-updated-with-new-lower-price-july-2012

I would definitely keep an eye out for it if your husband wants a warm blast of water.

In that space, I assume that's already the thought. Can't imagine how else you'd shove 2 fixtures into that space. I highly recommend a good Toto dual flush like the Aquia and a Washlet.

https://www.upspringbaby.com/collections/c-panty
It has a silicone panel that pushes against the incision to minimize scarring.

https://www.amazon.com/BlenderBottle-SportMixer-Tritan-Bottle-28-Ounce/dp/B01M021YK8/ref=sr_1_17
I liked using the my Blender Bottle for water while breastfeeding, because it had a wide opening, and I'd chug the whole thing down as fast as I could, because I'd be so thirsty. (just take the blender ball out)

https://www.amazon.com/My-Brest-Friend-Nursing-Comfortable/dp/B00PC3K7OE/ref=sr_1_1
A good nursing pillow. Mom's Breast Friend was the gold standard when my babies were born, but there are a lot of other choices now.

https://www.amazon.com/Priva-Waterproof-Protector-Absorbency-Guaranteed/dp/B000FOA7BS/ref=sr_1_7
Absorbant mats like what they use on hospital beds for all the spills and leaks and everything else. These are great for so much: leaky boobs, changing babies anywhere and everywhere, etc etc. I still use them, and my kids are 7 and 9. They're handy to put on the bed when someone has a tummy bug.

Dry Shampoo

A toilet bidet attachment. Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Tibbers-Self-Cleaning-Retractable-Non-Electric-Mechanical/dp/B07VRQHMJF/ref=sr_1_12?crid=28MRK9BCKEGPL There are a ton of options.

Other poster listed the Toto C100 as the most basic with heating however the A100 is more basic and a bit cheaper but still heats the water (and the seat).

NTA, especially in regards to your son. I think it's more than reasonable to expect your SO/child to be wearing fresh underwear everyday, especially if your child is still learning to wipe their bottom.

I also used to use wet wipes and recently purchased a hand held bidet. It's honestly changed my life. Now I can spray clean and then just use a little tp to dry off. Just a recommendation if you're open to it! I've save a ton of money buying less wet wipes and can feel a bit better about not having to throw them away all the time.

https://www.amazon.ca/Washlet-Elongated-Bidet-Toilet-Cotton/dp/B0165UFOGS/ref=sr_1_1?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1502905736&sr=1-1&keywords=washlet

I recently installed this - life changing! Not warm water, but you get used to it. Installed with a screwdriver for the mounting bracket, and adjustable wrench for the fittings
sprayer
t-valve

Here you guys go. Life changer for me. Amazon Bidet attachment. It's 21 dollars and you won't ever have to use wipes or worry that it's dirty. Game. Changer.

Water, squatty potty, bidet, witch hazel! I really cannot recommend the bidet and witch hazel enough for the hemerhoids, seriously it got me past some rough ones. The less you have to wipe them, the less inflamed and irritated, they usually go away quicker. You can get inexpensive bidets on Amazon. Sounds like she can also stand to take more stool softeners, per her OB. Good luck!! 💙

They sell them in the US as little thing you install on your toilet. I have one and its great.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_nXDRDb8DB5GTH

Let it be known the best nearly $700 you'll ever have spent.

https://www.amazon.com/BioBidets-Handheld-Personal-Portable-Capacity/dp/B00O92IF6Q

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9MViOolAXM

I have one of these and was also worried about the cold water as well. It's way less of a problem than I thought it would be, barely noticeable at all, at least in my case anyhow. Definitely not unpleasant. I use toilet paper after to dry, much less than I used use.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001DNY59U

This is why you can buy elephant ivory and fake Rolexes from China for mere pennies on the dollar, but will have to spend over a grand on a Japanese toilet seat](http://www.amazon.com/Toto-SW584-01-Washlet-Seat-Elongated/dp/B009IJ2NBI)

Trust me. Best 40$ I've spent on Amazon.... already paid for itself in reduced toilet paper use...


Premium Stainless Steel Bathroom Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer - Shattaf Sprayer Best Used for Personal Hygiene and Potty Toilet Spray - Perfect Bottom Cleaner Spray & Shower Attachment, by Aqua Nexis https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01A9A9MUO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_J9Y9AbPQFV8PH

https://www.amazon.com/BioBidets-Handheld-Personal-Portable-Capacity/dp/B00O92IF6Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1525785696&sr=8-2&keywords=portable+bidet

I found one toilet at the office is much less prone to blocking than the other.
There's a brush, and that's my best bet if it blocks. If that doesn't fix it, its c a case of fuck it, the cleaners will get it (sorry!)

I've taken to using a portable bidet anyway, and I've found that reduces the amount of paper I need
This is what I ordered. Sometimes I need to refill, which I can't do at the work bathroom, but, still better than nothing
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004IW5ITO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00891BQC8?pc_redir=1407698731&robot_redir=1

Good for your butt AND your wallet!

(Seriously, buy this.)

This is one I got; https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H2DWVMK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This one didn't come w/ the tools to assemble so you need some basic tools (screwdriver and a basic wrench); but other models come w/ the tools for the installation

I installed my cheap-o bidet using a T-valve, so I can shut off the water line when it's not in use. Like this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JIG4AGM

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B0108GMCWY/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Well, some workplaces have toilet seat bidets like the "washlet". But yes you can bring your own to work- http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BYV3J6?pc_redir=1411944218&robot_redir=1

After a long hard poop, it's nice to have a warm, oscillating, adjustable pressure underbutt fountain gently massage the shit away!

I like to combine my baby wipe usage with one of these...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BYV3J6/ref=oh_details_o02_s01_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It's like my ass takes a mini shower after every BM.

Mostly need plastic to be moulded to my design, and other parts assembled.

*Braided steel hoses, high pressure faucet valves, these guys

The surgery is a lot to deal with but when it's over you will feel like you have your life back. I bought a bidet from amazon and it really helps me.


toilet


Portable

I like to be clean because the movements are more acidic.

Most don't require electricity. This one, for example. This one is slightly nicer and also requires no electricity. There are also hand sprayer models: I opened the wall and plumbed mine to both the hot and cold so I can wash my ass with warm water. This one just tees off the toilet supply line.

Dane here. American Bidet's are much, much different than what you know European ones to be


I never knew either untill maybe a year back. Been wanting one ever since lol.

My life has changed completely with my Ass Blaster2000. I have, rather than a bidet, a sprayer (shattaf -- the best named thing ever), my toilet is right across from my sink (which the AssBlaster 2000 attaches to). I sit down to do my business, adjust the water temperature to a nice warm setting, let my asshole do it's duty, flip the little lever and spray down the butt-crack. The warm water, the almost erotic anal massage (good water pressure), a few dabs with TP to dry and I AM CLEAN.

My AssBlaster 2000 changed my life. The 'roids never ever get super bad anymore. It's like a sink sprayer, so can be used to wash out diapers too after sex play. Or what ever people use diapers for.

Seriously, I cannot imagine life with-out one. I use a washlet squirt bottle at work. Sometimes I spray down the ass between sets, just to freshen up.

Do it. Seriously, just try one. You dirty dirty boy.

https://www.amazon.com/SmarterFresh-Sprayer-Premium-Stainless-Shattaf/dp/B0108GMCWY

True, but you don't carry your wipes there, either. I've managed to avoid using public restrooms all but twice for two years, though.

Oh, actually, if you're really dedicated to the cause they do make portable bidets but I don't think I would tote one around with me unless I had some kind of medical condition that made it worthwhile.

I have this at home to help me, best thing ever.

Wow. That's a lot of assumptions in one comment. I think you read "rich-ish" and just thought unlimited funds. If so, that's far from the case.

Anyway, we have a normal-sized bathroom and a normal-sized bidet. They're not usually as big as you seem to think (unless you have one separate from the toilet, which is just a massive waste of money imho)

Edit: Also, you don't need to pay someone to install it, nor did we. It's stupid easy and takes like 5 minutes.

If you guys have never tried a TOTO toilet seat/bidet you haven t lived fully. ALL the friends who have come to our house for diner have bought one after trying it.

You use only about 1/4 of the amount of paper you would normally use and you get your butt hole washed with warm water on a heated seat.

EDIT: We have a better model but we started with this one that has a remote https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2044-01-Electronic-SoftClose/dp/B00UCIOX2Q/