Best toilet paper, wipes & sprays according to redditors
We found 484 Reddit comments discussing the best toilet paper, wipes & sprays. We ranked the 184 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
We found 484 Reddit comments discussing the best toilet paper, wipes & sprays. We ranked the 184 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the top 20.
I've thought about adding Dude Wipes into my rotation, or something similar, but I typically only poop at work or home.
I think my favorite solution was the Shittens. A product I didn't even know existed. I'd have to imagine they are also far less porous than socks...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_R.EXCbCB1337H
The website is not active, but it is registered with the campaign creators name.
But I agree that it looks very much like a resale.
EDIT 1: These Alibaba or these [Amazon gloves called "Shittens Disposable Mitten"] (http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S) look quite similar :D
EDIT 2: User question regarding the Shittens:
>Are these re-usable?
Answer: If you turn them inside out they are perfectly reusable for a second time wipe.
Hahaha...
I like how this is the frequesntly bought together item.
$60 for this.
Which appears to just be a hat, body wipes, a small journal, some granola, and (I'm assuming) some kind of scented spray.
Someone is getting really rich off of cancer patients and for once it's not the health care/insurance industry.
These should be bought in bulk. (Coin Tissues)
https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1541374067&sr=8-5&keywords=toilet%2Bpaper%2Bpucks&th=1
The frequently bought together is just what a Sarah Palin Knife fan should need.
The only thing that makes me angry is that by doing this, this tabloid of a gamer news site justified this guys investment by giving him a platform to spout a bunch of sexist hate. Lucina and Rosalina are slutty character designs? Are you KIDDING me?
People like this need to be allowed to waste away in obscurity, plain and simple. He may be causing fans some pain in the short term, but by buying so many so fast he's actually giving Nintendo more incentive to re-release these lines of amiibos down the road. Hell, this would probably be a great article to email to Nintendo for them to justify producing more stock. But giving him a platform to spout a bunch of hate was incredibly irresponsible, and thanking him and wishing him luck at the end just cemented this site's status as a garbage online tabloid in my eyes. So fuck this guy, and fuck this shitty "news site". End of story.
Edit: Haaahahaha, oh man. So I went ahead and called out the author of this rag on giving this douche a platform, and his response after just two messages is "Cry more please". So yeah, this is undeniably a clickbait article by a desperate blogger.
Edit 2: HOLY SHIT HE DELETED THE ARTICLE! Oh man this is too good.
So after the author decided to reply to me with a baby wipes link (https://archive.today/o/xBKVZ/http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F547P6S/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420830653&sr=8-1) I replied with this little gem to another user in the comment thread;
"Tabloid schmucks like this have no concept of accountability or self image, they just keep scraping the bottom of the barrel until they realize they’re digging themselves into a hole. I have no vested interest in this site, and he has no way to justify his support of this moron, so all I have to do is push a bit here and there to get his true colors to show brighter and brighter. It’s quite comical, really."
Immediately after that I archived the page, since I had a feeling he couldn't handle being called out;
https://archive.today/xBKVZ
I guessed right. Dude wiped the comment, but because of their shitty anonymous comments section, I was able to just keep putting it right back up there. Went back and forth maybe 3 times until good ol' Randy decided to pull the article entirely.
Honestly, this was probably the most dickish thing I've done in a long time, but I'm kind of happy with myself at the same time now that this asshole gets one less point of exposure in the world. Now this cagey fuck can go back to languishing in obscurity like he deserves to. Sorry to anybody who was late to the party to read the original article but......shit dawg, people like this (mario and the article author) deserve to be called out, and that's all I had to do.
I have about 10 of these in my backpack at any given moment.
Go ahead and laugh but they serve two purposes, cleaning up after using the restroom or freshening up in general after you've been on a sweaty train. They fucking work and it helps you feel less gross until you can take a shower.
> Valid points. However, If you DO want a toilet paper subscription... with Amazon, you must have a Prime subscription to get the free shipping or else you are paying more for the shipping than for the TP itself.
Sure. But your 12 pack subscription is $19.99 a month. Amazon has a 12 pack for $8.
$19.99 12 = $239.88
$8.07 12 + $99 = $195.84
So, Amazon is cheaper. And you get all the other Prime benefits, too.
$25 a box (10 wipes/$2.50 per wipe) is fucking ridiculous.
Just get Dude Wipes. They're fairly big (48 sq. inches), biodegradable, hypoallergenic, made in USA, sewer/septic safe, alcohol and fragrance-free. They cost $5.69 a box, and each box is 48 wipes (12 cents a wipe).
https://www.amazon.com/Renova-Colour-Toilet-Bathroom-Tissue/dp/B00I7P9PBA
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
You’re welcome
They make individually packaged butt wipes, if you're worrying about how you'd be able to surreptitiously use wipes at work. Check out Dude Wipes on amazon (as an example).
edit: non-affiliate link - http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Singles-Travel/dp/B008LXBZF2
>Do you wash the lota after using it?
What are you doing with the lota, that you need to wash it? o_0
its not supposed to be touching anything. the water pours from a distance away.
lota is outdated tech get yourself one of these.
>Do you use the lota at someone else's house or are you expected to have something for yourself?
flushable wet wipes when you are on the go.
get them off amazon
they are like TP but cleaner.
>what if I'm at her house? She doesn't keep toilet paper
usually there is both TP and a Bidet.
edit: this is a very funny thread discussing lotas, maybe you will find it interesting lol
You were saying?
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58/ref=pd_sim_t_2
Is there a Ron Paul variety of this? I would certainly think about importing it if there was.
A shitten perhaps?
There's also Barrack Obama toilet paper.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003EN9S58?pc_redir=1406003305&robot_redir=1
No need for toilet paper when you carry around some of these.
I like this stuff. Just put some on your toilet paper.
Use black toilet paper https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00I7P9PBA/
I highly doubt you're going to carry the food buckets. If you have another way of carrying it, great.
Duct tape will go fast. A small roll won't last long. BoB's are for 72 hours minimum and should be tailored to the user.
Fire: Can you start one in the rain and heavy wind? Not with matches. Firesteel can start one in almost any weather given good tinder and fuel.
The grenade is a POS. It's a novelty item and once unraveled is done. Most are one use items. It's light but I wouldn't buy anymore. I have a better idea for TP:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/_encoding=UTF8?coliid=I3Q73SNXSNHIZK&colid=3VL0EKUYPM7EJ
Canadian Prepper review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9U7cuzpuY
These things are far more durable than the tissue packs.
I don't know what the clear plastic bottle bag thing is, but a Sawyer Mini filtration kit or a Lifestraw for each (maybe a spare) is better. I see one, but the Sawyer is smaller and lighter.
I prefer full tang knives for heavy duty use and foldables for lighter, smaller tasks and are good at hiding.
Deoderant? No. As a BoB and if you're trying to 'hide and be silent' perfumed products will be a giveaway; to humans and animals. Not needed.
You can't carry everything. That bag might end up having to last you longer than 72 hours. As for it being heavy, you'll have to get used to it or you'll be hurting bad should SHTF tomorrow. Maximizing space is a must. I prefer packs with MOLLE webbing on the outside as well as extra pouches that can be attached. To each his/her own. What works for me and others may/may not work for you.
I use "flushable wet wipes" like these. At target they have them in the travel area in little packs of 10. They were a god send on road trips & camping trips. They would be easy to keep in a purse for when the occasion rises, big help with the period poops too!
Couldn't find them, but I found this: https://smile.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Tissue-Alternative/dp/B07D637QXM
I found a thing
Unfortunately shittens are a real product as funny as the word is
Onions are delicious, but whenever I eat them in bulk I just make sure I'm wearing this.
i can't wipe my ass with wikipedia
bitcoin either...
The doctor will communicate however you prefer, however you should know that by writing it down instead of saying it out loud you will leave a much more lasting impression on everyone involved. The best way to communicate is verbally if possible - trust me, the doc won't think twice about your issue, it is not one to be embarrassed by.
Have you tried using Flushable Wipes. Products like these can be bought at wal-mart and make a huge difference. They can help relieve the itching you are likely experiencing as well.
If you really want to go all out you could try a bidet, but I would try the wipes first.
The "girl writing stuff down" was likely a Scribe
EDIT: It is garbage like this which makes me want to quit this sub. Currently at -2 points. I'm sorry I called them flushable wipes (when that is what they are currently called), and I suggest throwing them in the trash but regardless they are what will likely help OP.
I've Compressed Wipes in a small container - Light, Small, Good for cleaning up, soaking up spills, burning.
https://smile.amazon.com/Compressed-Coin-Tissue-500-PACK/dp/B00ZIY9YG4?sa-no-redirect=1
The aforementioned Amazon Reviews
i was curious, decided to search for penis wipes
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B008LXBZF2/ref=pd_aw_fbt_121_img_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2E0M8RXZ0KT8W33BDTC6
read the product description, see photos of the founders, tell me that isn't the most white dudebro thing you've ever seen
what is so "dude" about them anyway? it seems like luxury wipes, why would they only market them to men LOL
my, this was a fun couple of minutes
Really? Toilet paper with Obama's face? That's just childish regardless of what you think about the president.
My life got a LOT better when I found out I could buy a travel pack of wet wipes that fits in my purse. Size of a checkbook:
https://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Travel-Cloths/dp/B000FDDELY
I need toilet paper and a new toothbrush. :)
Cool contest!!
Flushable wipes - http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Wipes-Refills/dp/B000FDKQ5G
Plus city sewer and not a septic tank makes is alright.
You gotta be a real high roller for this.
A-core-ding to the reviews, this is pretty good.
The price seemed a bit shady to me, but this doesn't have many reviews regretting it in hindsight.
Oh I could go all night. This is fun.
Here! They also offer Hillary if that's more your style.
And, for anyone else wondering, this is the avocado saver I bought.
http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Wipes-Refills/dp/B000FDKQ5G
Just a quick comment because I'm on mobile, and at work.
Fire starters - have backups for your backups. That could be extra water-proof strike anywhere matches in a container, Bic lighters, ferrocerium rods. You don't want to be without a fire.
Medical supplies - DO NOT SKIMP ON GOOD MEDICAL SUPPLIES, you need stuff for everything. While hopefully you never need to use it, it is imperative that you have a good comprehensive medical kit the normal bandaids, gauze, hydrocortisone, Neosporin, antibacterial wipes, alcohol pads, etc, etc. But you also need more less thought of things like: a good suture kit, splints, pain relievers like ibuprofen, advil, tylenol, even Nyquil maybe. Any of you your personal meds, or family member meds. (This is a very simple list btw)
Toiletries - Yeah, it's a topic nobody wants to discuss, I know. But hey, shit happens. You don't want to be in a stressful situation, and be drity, and uncomfortable too. Things like, toilet paper (some compressed coin tissues are small, light, and convenient. Will link below), wet wipes, condoms, tampons, feminine pads, soap(s), hand sanitizer, toothpaste, tooth brush, mouth wash, tooth brush, floss, lotion(s), BABY POWDER (very useful, and a godsend for if anything rubs down there). (Again this is just a short list)
Clothes - Rotate with the weather. Good comfortable breathable underwear are a must, same with socks, also double them, nobody likes soggy socks and underpants.
That's all for now.
Coin tissues:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_32QYAbN00D4F4
Right here!
Good effort OP, you may have forgotten this...
These are all great suggestions. I would add: a small flashlight for using the porta-pottys at night, glow lights or a totem to find friends at night, a Chinese fan or sun parasol for daytime, SUNSCREEN.
Also, I prefer flushable wipes for the porta-porties over TP. Something like these are a life-saver!
https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Funny-Toilet-Paper/dp/B003EN9S58
So, so fragile!
Can’t call it a shitten. Shittens has that trademarked.
2016 Obama Out of Office Countdown Wall Calendar: Through the Glorious End!
oh wait.. you can get that calendar and Obama toilet paper for the low low price of $21.75
The toilet paper has 1,610 reviews with a 4.5 star rating! I think I prefer the Hillary one.
only in America
Dude Wipes. Makes the butthole feel reallll niceee.
http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Singles-Travel/dp/B008LXBZF2
This wet wipe alternative works pretty well. You put it right on your TP before wiping.
> wool socks
Is this in addition to the 2 pairs of socks mentioned in your "transportation" section?
> Sleep/Shelter (light tarp, 2 x 50 feet of 550 Titan survivor cord, emergency Mylar blanket, portable hammock? wool blanket? woobie? bivvy bag?)
You said "4-season." Have you tested any of this in the extremes of the seasons? Especially winter?
> Illumination (LED flashlight, headlamp, spare batteries)
Enough spare batteries? Rechargeable batteries? Way to recharge said rechargeable batteries?
> Combustion (waterproof matches in waterproof container, 5 Bic lighters, Fresnel lens, Magnesium block? Ferro rod? Survivorsteel? travel lantern? 12-hour candles?)
More ways to start a fire is always good. I see no tinder, though. Having some on hand in case you can't gather any (none around, or it's all wet) is handy, and it won't take up much space. Something like Wetfire or even cotton soaked in petroleum jelly (you can store this in a ziploc or cut straws to an inch and a half or 2 inches stuff it down in there, pinch the ends with pliers and melt them with a lighter). Maybe even just carry a tiny jar of Vaseline and some cotton swabs to make a cotton tinder stick on the spot.
> Hydration (filled 40oz stainless steel water bottle, Sawyer Mini water filter)
Consider a few collapsible water bottles. No need to keep them full. If you either know you're going to go a long stretch between water sources or you're going to wander into an area where you're not sure about the water (quality or availability), you can fill them up.
> Protection (two high-capacity 9mm handguns… make and model? How much ammunition for 2 weeks?)
"How much ammo?" depends on how much you actually need to use them. Hopefully, you'd use them zero, which means that you need zero ammo. Worst case that you live through is lucking your way through daily extended gun fights. The truth would likely be somewhere in the middle.
Let's consider weight for a moment
Most handguns sold as new in the US come with 2 magazines. Standard magazine capacity for a Glock 17 or M&P9 is 17 rounds. Glock 19 and M&P9c carry 15 rounds in their standard capacity magazines. So, 2 full mags with the gun is 34 rounds for the full sized guns or 30 rounds in the compact guns. That's about a pound of ammunition in 2 magazines (rounding because I'm lazy). If you've got 2 guns that each came with 2 magazines, you have 2 pounds of ammunition between the two guns, plus the weight of the guns and the magazines themselves.
The Glock 17 has a 4.5" barrel and weighs 24.87 ounces (1.55 pounds) with an empty magazine.
The M&P9 has a 4.25" barrel and weighs 24.7 ounces (1.54 pounds) with an empty magazine.
So, for each gun with 2 full magazines, you're talking about roughly 3.5 pounds of weight, so 7 pounds if you're carrying 2 guns. The compact versions of the guns (G19 and M&P9c) aren't much lighter, so not worth factoring the difference.
Most handgun ammo comes in 50 round boxes (some of the higher end defensive ammo comes in 20 or 25 round boxes). That 50 round box weighs between 1.4 and 1.6 pounds (depending on the weight of the actual projectile used).
1 box of ammo will give you 2 loaded magazines and 16 rounds left loose (for the full sized guns, 20 rounds for the compact guns). Might as well pop for a third magazine to stuff at least most of the ammo in. And you're adding another half pound to your load for each gun you do this for.
So, 8 pounds for 2 guns, 6 loaded magazines, and 100 rounds of ammunition. How much more weight do you want to carry?
Also, please define "high-capacity."
Make and model is debatable. Lots of folks will say "Glock" without a second thought. They're reliable, no doubt, but they don't naturally point straight for a lot of people. If you're going to practice plenty, that's not a problem. If you're not, it might be. I prefer the M&P over the Glock. It naturally points straight for me.
Honestly, this is a big can of worms with no single "correct" answer, and it actually brings more questions than answers. Things like:
And many more questions, really. It deserves its own post.
> Medical Supplementation
You asked about antibiotics. Do you know how to determine what antibiotic to use? How much of it to use? Are you allergic to any antibiotics? Allergy to the penicillin family is fairly common, for example.
Seriously consider consulting your physician about this. Tell him/her you're planning an extended camping trip and you're worried about possible infection if you get a serious cut while out. Ask about a prescription for a prophylactic course of antibiotics for such an event. They might do it, they might not. If they do, fill the scrip and make note of what it is and the dosage amount and instructions and use that as a launching point for future research.
> toilet paper coins
That looks like a bad implementation of a good idea. Carry some actual TP (same type you're used to at home, pull the cardboard tube out of the middle to help it squish flatter) and/or some wet wipes. If you don't mind the bulk and the weight, go to the baby section of Wal-Mart and grab some Parent's Choice brand baby wipes. They're not flushable, definitely not septic safe, and I have no idea how biodegradable they are, but they're surprisingly tough, and reasonably cheap. I don't recall what a pack of 80 costs off the top of my head, but a case of 1200 costs $20. If you don't want to brave the baby section, grab some Charmin wipes (which are flushable if that matters to you) from the regular TP area of Wal-Mart. Avoid the Cottonelle wipes. Their structural integrity leaves much to be desired.
Also, a way to wipe your ass isn't a "creature comfort." Personal hygiene is a necessity that becomes doubly important when SHTF.
> -folding solar panel?
If you have the space (volume and weight) and have batteries to charge (like for your lights), sure, go for it.
This is starting to get long (does Reddit have a character limit?), so I'll try to breeze through a few other things:
If we get the "WW3/national SHTF/anarchy scenario," that .22 will be good to hunt with, but crap to fight with. In that scenario, a proper AR-15 in 5.56x45 NATO would be preferable, but I wouldn't want to hump 250 miles with it in the open if I didn't have to. Consider a Pistol Caliber Carbine (PCC) that takes the same magazines as your handguns (Kel-Tec has a few options, Ruger's PC9 is promising, too). It's not as good as a proper rifle, but it will extend the useful range of the handgun ammunition and magazines you're already toting. It will also add 4-6 pounds to your load, but a decent AR will ad 6 to 8 before you factor the extra magazines and ammo.
NVG are bulky and expensive. Unless you plan to move and/or fight a lot at night, I'd skip them.
The use case you make for a gas mask can be handled by a bandana or shemagh, either of which is lighter, more compact, and have other uses. If you're expecting actual gas, grab the gas mask, otherwise it's unnecessary weight.
A lightweight vest is going to stop handgun rounds but probably not rifle rounds. It's also probably going to be hot. This one's up to you. Helmet is also a personal choice. I expect it would get more actual use saving you from tree branches and falls than gun shots, but not sure if you want the extra weight, bulk, and potential heat build-up.
They actually make flushable wipes nowadays, so you don't have to buy baby wipes.
Cottonelle Flushable Wipes
Holy crap, were the ads on that page also wonderful for anyone else?
Manly Essence :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003DN6EWY/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_147_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V5C3CK2CATSB04YYKAQX&dpPl=1&dpID=41eK%2BsAANVL
Fuck You Leggings :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GQ637E2/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_147_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4FFMAA6VDWNRV6QFYRB0&dpPl=1&dpID=61-6dCO7aUL
Shittens, the full hand wetwipe mittens :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F547P6S/ref=pd_aw_vtph_147_bs_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=WC7Z68A8DAVKV57HX9QZ
Matrix Centaur Finger Puppets, Compete Set:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0153STBZS/ref=pd_aw_vtph_147_tr_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q5JED4F639Y78FG6CDWP
Yeah, homes not automatically coming with bidets anymore is just barbarism. If you get poo on any other part of your body you will break out soap, water, lysol, mild acids, whatever it takes to get it off, but the butt can be wiped dry apparently?
You see wet wipes designed for butt wiping more often nowadays, and I do tend to use those myself at least on the go. Just don't flush those, they have to be disposed off separately. The wet wipes obviously won't disintegrate properly in the sewer and they're a massive issues in cities all over the world (they clump together, soak up fat an create "fatbergs" in the sewers etc).
There are some foams/sprays you spray on the TP you can also use, for instance https://www.amazon.com/Aquinelle-Toilet-Tissue-Mist-Alternative/dp/B00WIYNJK4 - but in porta potties, you need to use the thin and flimsy paper that Thetford etc sells so it disintegrates inside the tank properly (otherwise emptying it may become a bit of a pain.) Not sure how that goes with this stuff.
Available at Amazon. Great xmas gift.
Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_y-IoDbVBQ620Z
Here's some black TP!
Take your game up a notch: https://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Single-Moist/dp/B00IXDS4EU
Dude or Man wipes.
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I REALLY need this.
I under stand i have IBS but come on, get the good stuff!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007UZNS5W/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=2JEB4DAG3H0I2&coliid=I33WYZVVPTJ04W
Kitten^^^^Anne in a box
We could really use the TP add-on
IF I FITS I SITS
Noted
Flushable: https://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Fresh-Flushable-Travel-Cloths/dp/B000FDDELY?th=1
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_vCOLBbRQ94024 these are awesome, just drip a little water on them and they become a wet wipe.
Toilet tissue mist! But Since you’re hunting and probably very scent conscious, maybe just a pocket size mist bottle with water in it.
I've heard so many say the same thing about ghost pepper. It's very stomache turning for a lot of folks, regardless of the heat level. I'm sure the heat is probably part of the cause of that, but it just seems strange how many people feel sick from just ghost pepper.
These are the key for later in the day during the after party.
They have it on subscribe and save http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1412640925&sr=1-4
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
Dude wipes are great.
DUDE Wipes Flushable Wet Wipes 30 Wipes, Individually Wrapped for Travel, Unscented Wet Wipes with Vitamin-E & Aloe, Septic and Sewer Safe https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008LXBZF2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_5XL1Cb6Y28YRP
Shittens is an actual thing.
You mean Shittens: https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=shittens&qid=1558737467&s=gateway&sprefix=shittens&sr=8-2
Individually wrapped DUDE WIPES ON-THE-GO
“Dude, The Future Is Now”
https://www.amazon.com/Flushable-Individually-Wrapped-Unscented-Vitamin/dp/B008LXBZF2
These are just as strong, reusable too if you want, and you can add your own scent/water: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/
Haha. Tell her to check out Shittens! Read this review while you're at it: http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
The amount of toilet paper my girlfriend uses. My god 8 packs of wet wipes, 42 count, would last me ike 4-5 months. Now I only get like 2 close to 3 months.
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Absolutely. Seems hit or miss.
Though I'm now interested in one of the related products, Shittens.
Funny Toilet Paper!
Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea
Awiens!
..and Shittens, just cuz
Uh, I think you mean Dude Wipes.
These things are awesome for travel. But for home use, get a bidet!
http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_64?ie=UTF8&qid=1449094617&sr=8-64&keywords=add+on+items
I think the twelve pack of ultra comfort toilet paper speaks for itself.
pay attention in class!
Will $100s do?
Save your city sewer and use this instead: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Toilet-Tissue-Alternative/dp/B07D637QXM/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=toilet+paper+foam&qid=1554928668&s=gateway&sr=8-3
the next best thing
I REALLY need toilet paper!! it is .94 cents over, but if you choose me I will gladly take the 36 count. My cat constantly tears up toilet paper and after bills I only have 50 dollars a week to live on. Toilet paper is important, but in order to be cost efficient you have to buy in bulk, and I just don't have the ability to take a huge chunk out of my budget for it. So I steal it from my parents since they live 15 minutes away. It would be awesome if my mom didn't have to call me asking what happened to all of the toilet paper in the guest bathroom =D
Here
I order this
http://www.amazon.com/Quilted-Northern-Ultra-Tissue-Double/dp/B007UZNS5W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426351108&sr=8-1&keywords=quilted+northern
You need dis.. soothing
Happy Birthday to your friend! :D
YOu could get him some [Obama Toilet paper!] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003EN9S58/ref=s9_hps_ft_g201_ir21?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_r=1FGBPJ98HSJYDTNKDJP2&pf_rd_t=1401&pf_rd_p=1757577262&pf_rd_i=1000879811) a bit more than 5 but looks awesome :D
Of course
Individual wet wipes are your friend
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PRJT9RY/
Ohh so you thought that was good? Check out this find from using your link. I now present dude wipes
Bring some of these and some immodium with you. Let your travel companions know that you need extra time in the morning.
Do not listen to the naysayers here telling you not to go. If you let this disease control you, it will only get worse.
Done: http://www.amazon.ca/gp/aw/d/B00L1GHHV2/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1449332403&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40&keywords=dude+wipes&dpPl=1&dpID=41cvs77RErL&ref=plSrch
agree
a bush/tracker knife
machete or hatchet
ferro rod??
I suggest https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?smid=AJG8DNQ11S48S&psc=1
it has a lot of uses. If 2 is 1, then 1 is none.
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Product Title: Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes, 20 Count
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Cottonelle FreshCare Flushable Cleansing Cloths Pouch, 42 Count (Pack of 8) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00EDR6YB0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_ndz6xbTQ0583E
let me introduce you the rest of your life
Get some Good Wipes and when you have a break / pee / slip away for a second, wipe 'er down and reapply deodorant. The smell comes from bacterial, so any kind of first aid alcohol wipes will also do the trick to kill bacteria, and then reapply deodorant.
Secret Clinical Strength is good, and you can also try Certain Dri like everyone else is saying, but definitely test in advance so you don't get a rash on the day of.
https://www.amazon.com/GoodWipes-Deodorizing-Biodegradable-Wipes-Vitamin/dp/B00KVNUP1A/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469138673&sr=8-1&keywords=goodwipes
And if you have the budget for it, you can get botox in your underarms which paralyzes the sweat glands - no more sweat, no more smell. Pretty expensive and temporary but very effective solution.
Get him some of these and also these
Woo free money!
35!
Looks like this is Renovo Toilet Paper. Kind of expensive.
Wipe your ass with 100 dollar bills. Feel like Bill Gates
If your ass is really hairy.
> Might need more than one wipe, bruh. The toilet water isn't gonna ruin your asshole, shit literally comes outta there.
Trick is to take a bunch of paper towels and make them very wet, then you press the toilet paper on them transferring the moisture and you can do this multiple times. I mean other option is a water bottle which you probably already have at the event.
Main advantage the paper towel has is it doesn't break up when wiping.
> If you're buying flushable wipes, you're probably not the target audience. Also, you're depending on a luxury item. I'm giving a bare-minimum solution.
Yeah but I KNOW there are stinky mofos on kappa who might say "hey i'll try this at the next event" http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Flushable-Cleansing-Cloths-Refill/dp/B00EDR6YB0 it's 0.08 a sheet
B hole so fresh they call it the prince of Bel Air.
There are so many to choose from.. Some claim to stand up to the pressure. . It's up to you to decide who's full of crap. Some stand up to to the test, others do not. Go vote, kid.
Maybe for the same reason this is a thing
37 cents apiece. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IXDS4EU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_tX4iDb3DAA0TP
They should have done something like this to make it truly trumptastic.
$17.25 for 6 rolls? Nice
There are flushable wipes. Here are some in travel packs:
DUDE wipes
[Stall Mates] (https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B00PRJT9RY?tag=amz-mkt-chr-us-20&ascsubtag=1ba00-01000-s1060-def00-other-smile-us000-pcomp-feature-pcomp-wm-2-wm-1-wm-3&ref=bit_pcomp_ask)
@OP: lota or wipes seem equally hygienic for your bum. Comes down to preference.
Two suggestions.
1: these style of wipes
(Or if you are brave and ambitious)
2: this thing
My poops have been changed forever.
Well, there's money toilet paper.
Dude Wipes!
You can still buy it on Amazon
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have fun with this
read the reviews & questions shit is gold.
Oh, also, these really helped with the whole no-time-to-shower thing: Goodwipes Body Wipes - 10 Count (Lavender Scent) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00KVNUP1A/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_svX5Cb5DCM9VY
I like to carry these, can be used for tons if stuff, including TP.
https://www.amazon.com/Tissues-Compressed-Outdoors-Stronger-Carrying/dp/B00ZIY9YG4/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1538449442&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX200_SY289_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=towel+tablets&dpPl=1&dpID=31t9472tPcL&ref=plSrch
Yes!! WTF?! So far I've been getting by with pantyliners and these
Gotta go Poncho
Last year I just assumed they were closed until I saw some girl walking out of them. Sure enough, they were unlocked and a glorious alternative to the horrible porta-potties. Someone might have popped the lock, but I was not about to complain.
Note (especially to girls): bring a travel pouch of disposable wipes like these. They take up little room in your bag and by the end of the weekend the toilet paper in the porta-potties is either non-existent or soaked in piss.
Don't forget to pick up a pack of Shittens while you're there.
http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=32YKOX96P3ZT&coliid=I2AE3L5X4I13MS
Because you will probably have to go potty in your new apartment. I need this item because I also go potty.
yes
The big thing for me is that they come individually wrapped (not the box shown in OP's pic, but these)
I keep a box in my desk at the office, it's handy to throw one in my suit pocket on the way to the restroom.
I buy these for when I am in a similar situation. You could bring a towel to dry off and then wipes for clean/freshness. They are women's wipes but they have more of a "clean" scent with a little fruit. If you are just way too manly for that, you can get these.
this!
I love Funko , ~$9 with free shipping (prime)
Or, this is interesting
TIL You can still order Shittens on Amazon.
Very carefully. You've been spoiled.
Buy this, you will not regret it
You need to step up to the 3-ply life.
You should get all of this. I don't think I have to explain why...
This is another thing that I think is important and self explanatory. It is also less than $5 with free shipping, so maybe gift someone else something small. :D
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i realize i got a bit carried away.. but it was an almost 2 hours well spent. i hope you have a great day!
If you don't mind spending a little more on them.. I recommend Dude Wipes..
Classy package & I like the smell..
https://www.amazon.com/Flushable-Individually-Wrapped-Unscented-Vitamin/dp/B00IXDS4EU
http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Singles-Travel/dp/B008LXBZF2
toilet paper
toothpaste
knife set
just bought this exact mug for my brother's birthday. it was my comeback for him getting me this
My suggestion does not involve a dry tampon- ouch! But I have camped a lot needing to use the suppositories (not to mention SMEP) and wear a suit all day. Put it in early in the am, and use a pantiliner like you would with underwear with your suit. (This is my favorite trick in general, midday I swap it and still have clean-feeling undies). Ideally give yourself 3 hours or so before getting in the pool, and take the pantiliner off before you do, of course! But that's easy to do even in a waterpark bathroom, where a full change is not. Also, Cottonelle makes those flushable wipes in individual packets. That can be a very nice thing to have on the go. I was looking on Amazon, and I found these too and think they are less expensive and appear to have less unnecessary wrapping for travel packs/purse backup plans: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PRJT9RY?psc=1 When I camp, I am for less waste, so we bring the Scott wipes (http://www.amazon.com/Scott-Naturals-Flushable-Cleansing-Cloths/dp/B00J51O4FC/ref=sr_1_2?srs=7301146011&ie=UTF8&qid=1425837286&sr=8-2&keywords=Scott+Naturals+Flushable+Cleansing+Cloths) refill ziplock (note, despite what everyone says, they are not all that flushable but they do biodegrade when baby wipes do not... and Consumer Reports found Scott tested to break up the most/quickest.) We do not ruin national forest plumbing, we pack out and throw away what we use in the trash but these wipes can do something nothing else can-- get sap off the tent and mostly off cotton clothing. But it helps with feeling cleaner when away from showers for days.
Definitely adapters for your chargers and such. A charging block with multiple ports, if you don't already have one. A passport case. A journal to write down cool things you see! Some comfortable and durable walking shoes, and as weird as they look possibly these style running socks to go with (they really do help prevent blisters!). A luggage tag for all of your bags. Allergy meds (Claritin or Zyrtec) if you're prone to that. And these travel bathroom wipes!
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Unfortunately, those wipes don't breakdown and can cause a lot of damage to plumbing. I recommend trying this or this if a bidet isn't around.
A few things:
To start with, can we talk about ways to reduce the amount of grime getting on you? Because this is not inevitable. I have a pretty long commute, and I relube aggressively with a very persistent wet lube (Rock and Roll Extreme, which is probably the highest endurance high-performance wet lube), and it never gets on my pants or legs. What's actually happening to get you dirty?
That said, here's my recommended solution:
To start with, I'd keep a pack of baby wipes at your office. I recommend Bloom Baby Wipes. They come highly recommended, they're big, they're textured (which means they're way better at lifting up dirt), and they're really good for sensitive skin. They're also not expensive, so you can use a bunch if you need to. Good for wiping yourself down after a ride to get rid of sweat. As with any baby wipe, they'll dry out if you let them, so make sure to keep the whole container in a closed tub or big ziploc bag and stick it in a drawer out of the sun.
If you really want an emergency degreaser, there's a hack you can use. Use an alcohol-based lens cleaner. Here's a good one. It comes with a small sprayer and a big refill bottle. This probably seems like some no name bullshit brand, but it's actually a reputable company. Like Zeiss (a highly reputable lens company) used to sell this same cleaner, from this manufacturer, rebranded as one of their products. I carry the small spray bottle and use it for my computer screen and glasses, but if I really need to degrease myself, this will do it.
Note that most such alcohol-based cleaners are not good for your skin. Beyond just drying you out, they're sensitizers and can trigger skin conditions (this usually requires high concentrations and constant use). So use it to break up any grease your wipe can't handle, then wipe it all clean with a wipe, and maybe moisturize after that. This is a last resort hack, not something you should be doing all the time. I only bring it up because those spray bottles are tiny and will fit in your purse.
Speaking of something you can fit in your purse, you can buy standalone wipes which come in sealed packets, but they're kinda expensive. I keep a supply of Goodwipes as a backup. They sell them in both a big size for whole body wipes and a smaller size. There's also a pull pack, which I sorta don't recommend. It's way cheaper, but even though it's smaller than a pack of normal baby wipes, it's kinda too big for stuffing into a handbag. There's probably a brand out there that's better for cleaning, but I use these because my skin is extremely sensitive (like frequent contact allergy sensitive), and it's fairly gentle. Also not many brands come in individually sealed packets. If you want a cheaper hack, you can just stuff a few folded baby wipes in a good quality ziploc, squeeze the air out of it, seal it tightly, and stuff that in your purse. They should stay wet for a good while, and since they only cost a few cents each, it's no loss if they only last a few days.
Oh. Something related to your query but not quite what you're asking for. Buy a pack of disposable, heavy duty nitrile work gloves. Like actual work gloves, not the medical ones from the drug store. These are super good. Carry a pair to keep your hands clean if you need to handle your drive train during field repairs. When you're done, pull the gloves off from the base, and they'll turn inside out naturally, trapping the grime inside out. Pack the gloves out and toss them at work. The skin on my hands is soft enough that I basically can't torque anything by hand because it just slips, but these are textured and grippy, so these are also really good for me for wrenching at home too. They're also professional-grade, so they're really thick (why you want these instead of medical gloves), and they have a lot of cut resistance for disposable gloves.
That link lead me to this - http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Products-Wipes-Box-30/dp/B008LXBZF2/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1
Anyone ever try this? Seems like another good Roo product. Sweaty Balls and Dude Wipes are quite the product names.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00EDR6YB0/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I could desperately need toilet paper. But ANYTHING off this list is fine. Thank you so much. http://amzn.com/w/T27TDJXXU8P7
-cleaning products are a need also, anything will help. tyvm
I started using only wet wipes and it's one of the best life changes I've ever made. It always took me forever to wipe with toilet paper, but now it takes no longer than a few minutes no matter what. And it's way more comfortable and cleans a lot more thoroughly.
I bought one of these and now I just keep getting refills, it's more expensive than toilet paper but not by as much as you'd think since you use so much less.
Dude, no! http://amzn.to/18GMBos . (Not associated with that company in any way, just glad to have found a replacement for the old wipes I used to use.)
Same. The brand I use literally depicts a wipe disintegrating I'm water for Pete's sake
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-seller-content-images-us-east-1/ATVPDKIKX0DER/A3Q2QK9MZKWSCL/B00PRJT9RY/Ggoe6qhuSYS4._UX970_TTW__.jpg
Although it says this about how it degrades in water: "Stall Mates are made from HYDRASPUN Dispersible, the world’s first dispersible substrate for flushable wipes. This patented wetlaid material swiftly disperses and biodegrades in water so it’s truly flushable. It meets flushability requirements according to the INDA/EDANA flushability guidelines."
Dude Wipes.
http://amzn.com/B008LXBZF2
Huge improvement: This toilet paper is "half black:"
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Ejhuj2tKL._SY300_.jpg
for sale:
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58
It does.
I've seen pink, blue, yellow, pale green, and lavender in peoples' bathrooms through the years.
Glad I'm not the one.. but I've adapted my friend.. my 2 figuratively literally life saving tips.. a fiber one bar almost every day, and never leave home with out one of these in my wallet and a few in my backpack
EDIT: I'm not getting fuckin paid to talk about dude wipes.. I have a hairy ass and shit in porta potties alot
i bet you did pay near a dollar each too:
http://www.amazon.com/Shower-Naturally-Soothing-Hypoallergenic-Replacement/dp/B01FAQ8Q04/ref=sr_1_15_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1465052761&sr=8-15&keywords=dude+wipes
sucker born every day; 9 of those or 500 baby wipes... you're not a schill, you're a complete moron
also check the main review on dude wipes:
http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Singles-Travel/dp/B008LXBZF2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_194_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=41fi9oUkDJL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0RP5516M4Z2HH7QFS199#customerReviews
brutal
They exist...
https://www.amazon.com/Flushable-Unscented-Vitamin-E-Biodegradable-Individually/dp/B00IXDS4EU/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1501630390&sr=8-3&keywords=dude+wipes
Or get this. https://www.amazon.com/Aquinelle-Eco-Friendly-Non-Clogging-Alternative-Flushable/dp/B00WIYNJK4
http://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Funny-Toilet-Paper/dp/B003EN9S58
Relevant
http://www.amazon.com/Big-Mouth-Toys-Funny-Toilet/dp/B003EN9S58
You would literally have to shit diarrhea everyday 3 times a day for this to be a viable option. http://www.amazon.com/Cottonelle-Ultra-Comfort-Toilet-Paper/dp/B008EIY0F6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377485767&sr=8-2&keywords=toilet+paper
This isn't even a cheap brand and it cost 10 bucks for 12. OP is still hoarding tp. Why don't you use the toilet paper and put it in a baggy so you can use it on your bum again later that night...