(Part 2) Best erotica books according to redditors
We found 4,564 Reddit comments discussing the best erotica books. We ranked the 1,418 resulting products by number of redditors who mentioned them. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
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Don't forget the third book in the series! Pounded in the Butt by my book "pounded in the butt by my book 'pounded in the butt by my own butt'"
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ
He made a book about it.
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Hugo-Award-Nomination-ebook/dp/B01EUC93RE
heres bigfoot erotica, for bonus laughs
i would like to be nominated again so that i can continue to PROVE LOVE IS REAL if you can vote for nominees please nominate Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time for best short story https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI/
Naaaw. Nobody got pounded in the butt. Now if it were Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, Space Raptor Butt Invasion or even Professor T-Rex Teaches me Gayness then you'd have a Tingler.
> You can't ever judge a book by its cover
I don't know, I think I've got a good idea of what this book is about just based on the cover.
Oh god, that first one has two sequels, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and, as if that weren't meta enough, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".
http://www.amazon.com/Bigfoot-Sommelier-Tasting-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00T3TRKR0
Are you familiar with the work of Hugo Award-nominated author Dr. Chuck Tingle?
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting
Perhaps you all would be interested in some tasteful socialist erotica (with Chinese characteristics): https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L/ref=nodl_
Don't forget the landmark trilogy:
And, of course, the climax:
All of which are of course real books. Well, for certain definitions of "real" and "book."
Personally, I'm kind of shocked and disappointed that he hasn't written anything about Cockygate yet. Frankly, it seems tailor made for him. Unless he's the one who wrote those parodies by "Fettucine Holliday," anyway, which is possible I suppose.
Did you catch his follow up, 'Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"' ?
It already has a sequel :
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union", the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle.
But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book’s press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling… something real. Soon enough, Buck and his sentient press are on a rooftop high above Billings, unraveling the secrets of The Tingleverse as they learn each other’s bodies.
Will Buck and his own living press find a way to prove their worth to the masses in the greatest meta spin-off of all time? Will a video of their hedonistic encounter be uploaded to the highest layer of The Tingleverse and that prove love is real? There’s only one way to find out.
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on physically manifested press action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living marketing concept love
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slammed-Substantial-Amount-Generated-Pounded-ebook/dp/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KWGSESCZFB79AENAPJYJ
Sad Puppies and Rabid Puppies. Oversimplified nutshell: Gamergate leakage.
A couple years ago, Larry Correia (Monster Hunter International) and Brad Torgersen (a number of midlength works that are apparently very good) decided to shake up the Hugos, which they saw as too ivory-tower progressive, by getting some of their works nominated, also other young right-leaning writers, and a few stinkers.
One of those stinkers, an author going by the pen name Vox Day (because misspelling "The Voice of God" isn't pathetic) has kept the same tantrum going way past its expiration date. I suppose I should note some of his works, so The War in Heaven (game and novel), SJWs Always Lie: Taking Down the Thought Police, and organizing GGinParis.
He's just crazy enough to think that sane people would find Chuck Tingle offensive, instead of just silly and a good sport about the whole thing. (My experience has always been that authors of self-published and fanfic porn don't take anything too seriously.)
So, anyway, Sad Puppies was to make a point. Rabid Puppies is because Day doesn't realize he's now making a mockery of himself.
My favorite takes on the issue have come from Marko Kloos, one of the right-leaning young authors whom Correia and Torgerson picked for nomination, and George R. R. Martin (this year's followup) .
Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'
> Together they succumb to sexy forbidden fruit and (often) he teaches her about the heights of pleasure.
Like Cum for Bigfoot
They make really good gay porn books, that's what happens.
http://www.amazon.com/Out-Position-Dev-Lee-Book-ebook/dp/B003PPDAXQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418064617&sr=8-1&keywords=out+of+position
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>Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"
it's... it's beautiful
This?
No, but I know where you can buy the book.
A few, in no particular order:
The Way of the Superior Man: A Spiritual Guide to Mastering the Challenges of Women, Work, and Sexual Desire
http://amzn.com/1591792576
Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion (Collins Business Essentials)
http://amzn.com/006124189X
Mastering Your Hidden Self: A Guide to the Huna Way (A Quest Book)
http://amzn.com/0835605914
My Secret Garden: Women's Sexual Fantasies
http://amzn.com/0671019872
Introducing NLP: Psychological Skills for Understanding and Influencing People (Neuro-Linguistic Programming)
http://amzn.com/1573244988
What Every BODY is Saying: An Ex-FBI Agent's Guide to Speed-Reading People
http://amzn.com/0061438294
The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature
http://amzn.com/0060556579
Outliers: The Story of Success
http://amzn.com/0316017930
Iron John: A Book About Men
http://amzn.com/0306813769
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All
How about Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"? Or the thrilling sequel, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"?
It keeps going.
Or there's Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn, if that's what you prefer.
I'm a big fan of the series:
Try the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy by Dr. Chuck Tingle. You may have to read it a couple of times for it to really sink in, but it really helped me get worse.
After you finish that you should easily be able to digest Dr. Tingle's more advanced works. I'd recommend starting with Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time (4th Edition).
These are meant to be jokes, right?
Please tell me I'm not actually laughing at something serious here.
omg this is real.
Filthy casual.
As I understand it that was a shitty attempt to imitate Chuck Tingle by one of the Puppies.
What I'm saying is, don't go out of your way.
(edited to add link)
o_0
in case anyone's google is broke: https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
If Chuck Tingle could write our new reality it'd be a big step up.
There's a whole slew of these books... https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00FI9JFFO/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0
Although, in terms of trying to get as much as possible out of a title, can I recommend "Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost": https://www.amazon.co.uk/Open-Handsome-Sabertooth-Dentist-Ghost-ebook/dp/B06X1DY3R9/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=dinosaur+erotica&qid=1568823828&s=digital-text&sr=1-3
Oh, it is. I kinda want to read it tbh.
Edit: It appears it is free https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Edit #2: I got it for free and read it. Yes, it includes sex with Xi Jinping in the last chapter. I really hope this book is a parody.
From the same guy who brought you this: Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist ^^^Who ^^^Is ^^^Also ^^^A ^^^Ghost
Or better yet, well get a sequel to http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ/ref=la_B00SF2MTYK_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1462102019&sr=1-20&refinements=p_82%3AB00SF2MTYK
description / review link for the lazy. https://www.amazon.com/Haunted-Vagina-Carlton-Mellick-III-ebook/dp/B005F645MS/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1525819293&sr=1-1&keywords=the+haunted+vagina#productDescription_secondary_view_div_1525819989241
Pounded in the butt by my own butt
here ya go
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A4E0MD6?ref_=dbs_s_r_srch_l_p1_26&storeType=ebooks
dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/
Does this make me your go-to for dino porn? I don't know whether to be proud or very ashamed.
Also - reddit search function sucks because I tried to find my old post and am now on some kind of watch list for searching for every variation of dino porn and erotica.
The plesiosaur isn’t just greedy, he’s hungry. The only one of his kind, he’s been lonely and amorous for years. But now Maria, the human he’s imprinted on, is in his element and he’s got a lot of pent-up frustration to work out.
Plesiosaur had a db. https://www.amazon.com/Dino-Park-After-Dinosaur-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00NP4J8CE/ref=pd_sim_351_4/140-9896160-9763011?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=XC85BEQEZ68TX42PQRQY
When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe. That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.
https://www.amazon.com/Velociraptors-Nest-Dinosaur-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FJOK42Q/ref=pd_sim_351_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=S7V60Q73VXYB94Z6APZS
If I die before I clear my browser history my poor kids will have to live with a lot of unanswered questions.
It's thread titles like this that help motivate me to get up in the morning and put a smile on my face. I laugh every time I think about how the Hugo awards went full retard and then got pounded in the butt for their trouble
Well, have I got a book for you then
Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?
Mandatory Link:
"Savaged by Systemd, an Erotic Unix Encounter", an actual book you can buy:
https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
Hey, some of us do know about linear time. Here's a treatise from a Hugo nominated author about it
So it turns out a girl I recently went on a date with is am anti-vaxxer. I rather her turn out to be a man like all my other dates. The good news is, I’ve officially gone gay. And will be having my butt pounded by linear time. long calls for Amazon!
I tried that once, but then I was https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI
https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
Like this one ?
Only Memes? https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
I think you should check this out if that's the case.
Virginia Wade's got you covered: https://www.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828
Lol. In seriousness, this kind of thing has maybe happened occasionally, but it's gotta be almost unheard of. I seem to remember Mary Green's habituation accounts have something like it but I could be wrong.
See also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZiMknx9wJE
This NSFW book has the best title I have ever seen. I'm honestly not certain it's possible to top this.
(Oh, gods, that last line sounded like a double entendre now. Look what you've done!)
Of course it does. The only surprise here is that it's not Chuck Tingle.
http://www.amazon.com/Cum-For-Bigfoot-Volume-Books/dp/1478209828/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412463411&sr=8-1&keywords=cum+for+Bigfoot
Relevant book: The Haunted Vagina
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...
This is all you need: https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
Now that I got that out of the way, on a serious note, I have been looking for books like this too for some time.
Russinovich is a writer a great writer. I have only read Trojan Horse but his other novels are on my to-read-at-some-point list.
Didn't like Freedom by Suarez that others have suggested, it had it's moments but overall, meh.
Dan Browns Digital Fortress was also a very enjoyable read at least for me. I know some people can't stand his style of writing but check it out if you're interested in crypto.
So, in other words, a Chuck Tingle book.
HEY LOOK WHAT I FOUND
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Gayness-Dinosaur-Transitioning-Unicorn-ebook/dp/B00YSLQEVG
The fourth in the series:
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B071FHQ67V/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_.koUBbN1Z2067
"Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'"
I hate that I know that this book exists. link
Also, I just completely do not understand the mentality of guys who think that way about women.
Its partly down to history. The fandom was formed in San Fransisco during the 1980's, and that climate influenced it in major ways. Not only did the culture of sexual openness and LGBT acceptance rub off on the fandom, a lot of early members were LGBT themselves, and that shows in their creative works. Something like out of position is just as much a novel about gay romance as it is about furry erotica. This in turn attracts more LGBT people, continuing the trend.
As for female anthros, they are less common than males, but not by that much. I'd estimate maybe an 80/20 split at worst, at least for primary characters the creator personally identifies with. People usually choose a fursona that matches their gender identity, and since the fandom skews male that means our alter-egos skew male as well.
You see female characters over-represented in smut though, probably because the bisexual portion of the fandom still favors straight sex when it comes to porn.
Right now: The Sorcerers Concubine, which I picked up expecting a trashy fantasy romance but have so far found to be very well written with very nice world building. The plot may turn out to be a standard magical-construct-girl meets travelling-sorcerer-boy job but having an author who can bring some depth to even the minor characters is a nice change in the
fantasy pornsupernatural romance genre.---
Some others:
Critical Failures is probably the series I've enjoyed the most; it's got a hilarious absurdest style and I highly recommended it it to anyone that's every played tabletop RPGs with a bunch of people that seem intent on fucking around and derailing absolutely everything. The series has both novel sized "plot advancement" books and short independent stories that are the characters fucking up a specific situation.
> “I didn't say it was something good, and it depends on a lot of contingencies.”
>“What's a contingency?” asked Greely.
> “Shit that could go wrong.”
>“Yer plan depends on a lot of shit going wrong?” asked Greely. “I like them odds.”
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The Dungeoneers is what happens when a dungeon is faced not by a party of adventurers but by a large well equipped team who systematically move through the dungeon with methods designed to minimize risk and maximize profits. Naturally things go wrong at some point. A very nice take on the invading-a-dungeon genre.
> “Made a mistake, did ye?”
> “No,” Durham said. “I solved a sheep murder.”
> Thud blew a smoke ring and took a pull on the flask, mulling that over. “Thinks ya might needs ta elaborate a bit on that, lad.”
> And so Durham told him. He told him of the strange ritualistic circumstances surrounding the discovery of the murdered sheep. He told him of the singular one-legged seamstress, the cryptic cipher tattoo and the secret fishmonger identity of the mysterious rogue, Harengs. He spoke of part of the evidence being eaten and another part being knitted into a lumpy sweater. And at last the reveal, when all of the seemingly disparate parts came together to show that it had been the victim’s sister Bluebell all along. By the time he was done, Mungo, Nibbly and Giblets had joined Thud in his audience.
> “The watch captain read my report,” Durham said, as he neared the tale’s end. “Laughed until he had tears running down his face then sentenced Bluebell to execution by way of being the main dish at the City Watch potluck. He at least remembers me now. Every time he sees me he asks if I have any new baaaffling cases and starts laughing again.”
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Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination by hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle. He put this book out about 24 hours after he was nominated for a Hugo, and I'm not sure exactly what I was expecting but it wasn't a hilarious work of epic meta-fiction crammed into a short story. I seriously recommend this to everyone with a Kindle Unlimited membership, even if you're not into gay erotica; Chuck Tingle's massive library of work is full of satire, self referential humor and making fun of the genre conventions of indie-published erotica.
> As a fictional character, the very idea of me finding love within the lifespan of a short story is something to behold, a miracle that fills me with endless gratitude.
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI
https://www.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828
https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
photoshop him onto a romance novel right now
http://www.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828
Cum for Bigfoot...
http://smile.amazon.com/Cum-Bigfoot-One-Books-1-5/dp/1478209828/ref=la_B005F0X462_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1408721200&sr=1-1
I found this and the follow up sequel here
Warning: NSFW
This is a book.
Current reading list
Oh
my
god.
Are
these
all
actual
books?
Idk
why,
but
I
love
this.
do they ever...
yeah, like this guy
I believe this might be a cheap rehash of Nancy Friday, "My Secret Garden", 1973.
http://www.amazon.com/My-Secret-Garden-Womens-Fantasies/dp/0671019872/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1256673228&sr=8-1
That series goes 2 levels deeper, iirc.
Also, don't forget Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union and, of course, its sequel, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union".
Here's the Amazon link for the book. The description is, um ... quite a read!
Meta-book about the popularity of the book
Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_3/253-0503810-8471017?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V9H82KP5S6WBD6SGYYPK
Don't forget this!
http://www.amazon.com/Gay-T-Rex-Law-Firm-Executive-ebook/sim/B00S30K4LO/2 ?
If you would like to know more about gay dinosaurs, you can always check out Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner at your local library.
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
Yes, it has been.
already did that
If you don't mind all of the characters being animal-people, I highly suggest Kyell Gold's "Out of Position". It's hands down the best gay romance novel I've ever read (and there's a sequel!). Sure, the furry stuff can be weird at first, but it's written well enough that most people can look past it. Plus, it's a Kindle book, you can always sample the first chapter. Link
If you're looking for something of the bi pursuasion, I've heard good things about Catherynne Valente's "Palimpsest". I've only read the first few chapters, but it seems fairly decent so far. I'm not sure how much of a "Romance" novel it is however... right now it seems more like a "Fantasy Novel Who's Central Plot Revolves Around Sex", which is almost as good, right ;P? Link
And Chuck just announced his new release, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"!
It may not be super popular around here since it's a "Furry" book (anthro animals), but Out of Position (and the rest of the series) by Kyell Gold is about a football player (Tiger) that discovers that he's gay, and his boyfriend (Fox) struggling with balancing being an individual and being a boyfriend. I really like it: the football scenes are written well, the porn scenes are super hot, and there are a few illustrations along the way. It isn't for everyone, but anyone who's intrigued should check it out.
HANDSOME CORN
You can find this title and many others by two-time Hugo Award nominee Chuck Tingle at amazon.com!
I'm reading a story about a gay tiger football player dating a fox. I wonder if that's the 'love story like no other' they're looking for?
Somehow I doubt that's what they're looking for.
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Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups is an erotic novel by Chuck Tingle.
https://www.amazon.com/Savaged-Systemd-Erotic-Unix-Encounter-ebook/dp/B075DYXZW1
https://www.amazon.com/commit-murder-Michael-Warren-Lucas/dp/1642350125
I don't know the story behind this picture, but I have heard of The Haunted Vagina. I haven't read it, but you're more than welcome to!
This is one of the few book series you gotta get in print or at least use a decent tablet. The illustrations are by Blotch, who were a great artist team.
Here's the Amazon link if your shy about reading a furry book, read the reviews. This book is an amazing LGBT book without the furry label, especially if you love romance.
> supernatural romance for teen girls
Hey man, everyone can enjoy the work of Chuck Tingle.
amazon.com/dp/F938REID0V
That's just a cheap imitation of better books like Taken by the T-rex, [Sexy Underwater Lock Ness Adventure] (https://www.amazon.com/Sexy-Underwater-Loch-Ness-Adventure-ebook/dp/B00RSUD2QE) or the entire Cum for Bigfoot series.
Oh it can't be that b.... oh... oh my...
I was reading this actually. I'm not really a reader but I noticed that it was free so I said fuck it. Good so far.
Non-mobile: Chuck Tingle>>>>>>>Dickens
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Maybe steer clear of self-published Amazon fiction then.
Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book waiting to be written,
Bicep Charles and the barbell in my butt prostate massage affair.
For less messy amazon links you can extract the part after "/dp/" in
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butthole-Concept-Linear-Time-ebook/dp/B01A92WFXI/
and make it:
https://amzn.com/B01A92WFXI
BEEP BOP
Plz send any recommendations via PM
This makes me wish for a high-budget movie adaptation of Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_qcWGxb33CXH9S
relevant: Oppressed in the Butt by my Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
It gets worse.
Much worse.
I have not, nor will I ever, read this (saw it mentioned on one of the io9 sites last night), but the title had me in serious stitches:
http://www.amazon.com/Cum-For-Bigfoot-Volume-Books/dp/1478209828/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396494884&sr=8-1&keywords=cum+for+bigfoot
A book I recommend is Nancy Friday's Secret Garden. It's an eye-opening look into female sexuality. Many of the fantasies described within exceed the deviance of pedophilia.
Most people can't write worth shit (like probably 90 percent of amateur authors), but if you are half decent at it, it is a VERY good way to generate passive income. there are a lot of gonzo sex story fanfic that are very absurd, but I have seriously though about writing a few to make money.
https://www.amazon.com/Velociraptors-Nest-Dinosaur-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00FJOK42Q?ie=UTF8&keywords=velociraptor%20sex&qid=1462612449&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1
this kind of thing
Chuck Tingle books are amazing. I was especially impressed by the rapidity with which he came out with Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination. It was like three days after they got him on the ballot. And his twitter account, oh my God.
Reminds me of the "Dinosaur erotica" on Amazon. That stuff never fails to crack me up.
The Haunted Vagina. No, really, it's a real book.
You may enjoy reading My Secret Garden
I have to recommend all books written by Nancy Friday. My secret garden and Forbidden flowers are both collections of women's sexual fantasies, also with explanations. Perhaps reading these would give you some insight into just how normal you are. Everyone fantasizes, don't worry.
See that she stumbles across this? Perhaps she won't feel like she's deviant and realize female fantasy is perfectly normal.
You need to read some of Chuck Tingle's books.. like this one. Some fine work he writes.
Gonna be committees all the way down.
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B01ATM6I0O
Really? It wasn't Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"?"
Or the controversial sequel Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'?
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
There is an erotic novel about Xi Dada. Power is new sexy, I guess.
https://www.amazon.com/Xis-One-Sandra-Coupland-ebook/dp/B01N1XZ33L
Must go deeper.
Only $2.99 and you too can experience the world of creamed corn: https://www.amazon.com/Creamed-Butt-Handsome-Living-Corn-ebook/dp/B01A4E0MD6/ref=sr_1_fkmrnull_1?keywords=creamed+in+the+butt+by+my+handsome+living+corn&qid=1551201304&s=digital-text&sr=1-1-fkmrnull
http://www.amazon.com/The-Haunted-Vagina-ebook/dp/B005F645MS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1382302613&sr=8-1&keywords=the+haunted+vagina
this is real lol
Best I could find
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_XJ1IzbFXRNAK7
[Pretty much this.] (http://www.amazon.com/Gay-T-Rex-Law-Firm-Executive-ebook/dp/B00S30K4LO/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1450322497&sr=8-9&keywords=pounded+in+the+butt+by+my+own+butt)
Didn't he also write "oppressed in the butt by my inclusive holiday coffee cups" as well?
EDIT: Yes. Yes he did. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017UW5POQ For your holiday delights.
I wonder how it compares to Chuck Tingle's take
https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
http://www.amazon.com/My-Secret-Garden-Womens-Fantasies/dp/0671019872
How about Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting?
FYI this is an actual thing
+chucktinglethanks:
i have played this game with son jon and his buds at BACKYARD BARBEQUE it was very fun i think one day this would make a very nice tingler so i will remeber our important talk. you have very smart and have a CREATIVE WAY about you so thank you but until then maybe just a tingler about a handsome corn sorry this is as close as it gets thanks https://www.amazon.com/Creamed-Butt-Handsome-Living-Corn-ebook/dp/B01A4E0MD6/
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure
He's gone full meta guys
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2ZR605GQN439B53J6XM6
It's definitely up there with some of his more meta works...
You should read this, OP: https://www.amazon.com/Pokebutt-Go-Pounded-Em-All-ebook/dp/B01IAGH4VI
there's a fantasy world in there didn't you know?
[Chuck Tingle>>>>>>>Dickens] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00S30K4LO/ref=kina_tdp?ie=UTF8)